Certified Step-mom
@naSkosana_
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Entrepreneur| A mother| Born a giver| Bibliophile| Lover of tattoos & piercings|She loves elephants|- I'm not my Tweets, the point is to get people talking
Joined May 2020
I asked my kids to pack my lunch 😭😭😭 what kind of a prank is this?. I'll never have unprotected sex ever again
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We also shop at Checkers, please.
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Ladies: Without make-up vs with make-up. I wanna see something 😊
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Age: 36.Kids: 4 and 3 pre-loved.Tatooes: 6.Piercings: 3.Height: 1.55.Weight: 62kg 😭.Shoe size: 3.Toes:10
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Lavutha lazelapheeeela, ikhandleeelaa
Intombi engaythandi imali 🕯🕯.
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Yaz loadshedding will teach you ukuthi ama goslow amnandi.
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Dear men, this statement is very unattractive "I'll make a plan".
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I'm now a born again Christian and I need to remove all my tatooes. Please plug a sister.
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Dear Kota Joe, I'm not impressed ngala did you know
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I need 2 million for an operation in China. Please donate
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He woke up me early this morning and told me he has prepared a bath for me. I decided to choose my peace and I left his house. Angeke yeses.
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Isithombe sakho ufunda uMatric.🤲🏾.
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Omunye just had pap and eggs, now he's preparing a cereal while he's waiting for me to finish preparing supper. Should I be worried or teenage boys are like this?.
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So I found woman's toiletries ku wardrobe ka guy, when I asked him about them he said they're his. Did he not use them after bathing, he smells so sweet ke manje 🤣🤣🤣🤣 men.
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I got a call from a friend: "Tebo I'm pregnant and it's not my husband's child, please advise. Abort or pin it on the husband? I don't want to lose my marriage and my beliefs go against abortion".
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I'm invited to a birthday lunch on Saturday, it's at a restaurant, I'm paying my bill & also have a theme to stick to. Is it ok if I just buy her flowers and no gift?.
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This lady spotted me at Pick n Pay and shouts "Step mom". Guys no man, now I have to explain to my dad ukuthi yini leyo.
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Visiting my lil sis, haibo what is this bazalwane? 🙆♀️
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Not this guy bragging about paying R4000 for rent. Yaz your boyfriends are embarrassing.
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Ten past four, BOOM, indlu yawa! Gagaga gagagaga! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Day made
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Good morning, nibe ne weekend emandi, nibe safe & keep warm. Okay?
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Not my sister taking this lady's TV because she doesn't wanna pay her R190 😂😂😂.
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I don't like seeing my mom working like a slave in the house, especially at her old age, so I just go to sleep when she starts working.
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I made bread and eggs for my kids and watched them eat. I asked them if they're full and they said yes. Me: Good, I have my take outs from Wimpy, so now it's my chance to eat, angithi nisuthi.
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I can't believe I'm spending R1000 a week on petrol. Aibo ku Dutsun guys 😭.
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I can't be teaching you the same thing over and over. This is annoying and sibadala. Thank bye ♥️
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When did you realize ukuthi ujola uy1 ku leyo relationship?.
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My mom gave me this, uthi ngimbuyele nama heel. My lil sister will show me the shoe she wants. 😭😭😭 Where the fuck am I going to get a pair of shoes nge R100?
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Can't believe I'm 5 months pregnant at age 37. What punishment is this 💔.
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Good Lord I've been looking for these ❤️ PEP came through hle
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She said "I want to be on TV" and I was like "Your dreams are valid baby girl, let's find a Casting Agency"
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Not this 10 year old introducing me to his bunch of friends like: "Guys, let me introduce you to my dad's girlfriend, her name is aunty Tebogo". Can the earth swallow me rn 🙄😩.
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At least I wasn't damaged by my own mother. I hope you heal 🖤
@naSkosana_ @Kim_Laura1 Wena ka body e iron o phapha gampe,looking like you tried to swallow your pride and it got stuck somewhere on it’s to your body,if you were to jump few time,the ratio of your body would definitely even up,you should give it a try.
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So this guy gave me R30??! 😭😭😭 I don't know how to feel, I'm numb.
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@Neliswa_Nelli 😂😂😂😂Let me post myself on behalf of @H_Permza my husband. Ngiyazi unamahloni
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Ladies, what do you normally do when you're left alone in your man's house? Ngaze ngaxakeka.
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I'm looking for 24 single people. I'm planning a party for you all. Show your hand then check DM.
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I have a Twitter crush. He's light in complexion, has a tattoo and he's posing in a car. Ngicela ningikhulumele naye.
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So we go to Starbucks just to have our names written and post on social media? Siphila isi Grade 1
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Not this security officer saying to me "Omontle, nkare I'd lock you in and rape you" 😩.
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I can't be ugly in person and be ugly in pictures, but at least I showed up with my uncombed hair
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Spent my whole day saying "We are offline". Can we go home
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Ningangithathi kancane, ngike nga actor ku Sarafina mina. Ngimdala nibona nje. Respect me
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Welcome to Twitter, where the value of a person is measured by the number of followings.
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Mina ngimuhle shame, inkinga ngiyadelela and angizwa
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That tweet of yours that blew up on Twitter?lets have it.
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Ismehlane after a long day of being called "ma'am" yey izingane zeskole will drive you to AA stru
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Umfana who's marinating you uyambona. We just act stupid.
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This one and her sister took money from my car and went to buy lollies for them and their 5 friends. I took them to Steers, bought myself an ice cream and didn't buy for them. Bayangijwayela
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I've been driving for the past 13 years, never had an accident until last night 😒 kodwa uNkulunkulu emuhle I'm fine.
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