Mr Dlamini
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All I want to do for the rest of my life is live a healthy and happy life, make my family proud and be around genuine people.
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My man was probably staring at nothing thinking about his problems and how much he hates his job, now he’s on the internet being called a hater 💔
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Allow me to reintroduce myself. My name is u Baba ka Yamihle Iminathi Dlamini. Yamihle imisebenzi ka Nkulunkulu. Inkosi Iminathi.
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I’m not financially ready for this December. Will spend it indoors accusing my friends of being fake friends.
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Thought they were just there for the emotional support. And to shout ‘ishaye boy’ when the captain is speeding through the clouds.
Did you know, contrary to popular belief, a copilot is a fully trained and qualified pilot? Also known as a First Officer, he/she is second in command and is capable of flying the plane from take off to touch down.
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Food Lovers Market is like the supermarket version of Dischem. You go in there with the intention of buying a couple of onions and green peppers and you come out with trays of grapes, naartijies, avocados etc. that were on special.
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Ngicela nje imali eningi this year. Okunye no nokunye sekuyo lungiswa iyona le mali.
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Don’t understand ngemali kabani
I don't understand people who drive big cars and live in a small flat 😑
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When you’re working from home with your partner and you can hear their boss shouting at them during a meeting 💔
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I feel so bad for imama that she’ll never experience such luxury for as long as she is stuck with me. Ingane yabantu shame 💔
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My baby is so heavily pregnant right now. I kind of feel bad for doing that to her. Going upstairs has become a hike up Mount Kilimanjaro 😂
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Let me tell you guys a random story about my family. My mother has always had health issues related to izinto zedlozi for as long as I remember. Even after accepting her calling she was still not fine, which left us confused. There isn’t a part of KZN we didn’t go to looking…
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This how I know our economic situation has gone to the dogs. These used to be R19.99 not so long ago.
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These celebrity scoops are boring now. Let’s go back to arguing. Should your partner move to the backseat when your mother enters the car?
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2015. 2020.
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Story would’ve ended differently in KZN.
A baby humpback whale was rescued by a team of onlookers after being stranded on the beach
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At 30? Wow. Shuthi abasa thakathani for izikhundla othisha. Progress.
I can’t believe my friend started her job today as a High School principal, at the age of 30. Yho 😳🔥 mna ndikhule ii principals ingabantu abadala. Those learners are truly blessed.
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Haibo laze lalihle imama kwi date night. Sengicishe ngashela kabusha.
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Awu kodwa sesizwile. Every week.
Dating someone who can stay kind even during fights is extremely important
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Brands like Smeg, La Creuset, Moët, Louis Vuitton etc don’t need to even stress themselves about advertising. Their loyal customers are always happy to do that for them free of charge.
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Could never be Zulu gents. First minute into the conversation they’ll be on some:
“Konje usisi uthe okwabani isibongo”
Niggas don’t bother learning your surname hey? You could be with someone for months and they don’t even be bothering with your surname and then give you theirs playfully instead??😭
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People who didn’t know about the 1pm liquor stores closure are standing outside looking like they missed their flight 💔
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Did yall want KZN people to vote DA just because u Pappas speaks IsiZulu and wears umqhele wembuzi. Animeni kancane 😂
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Guys kanti when do cops take finger prints kwi crime scene. I had a break in this morning and I can see the finger prints and footprints on the window and wall but the cops didn’t even bother inspecting the scene, they just took a statement and left 😂
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That man reacted exactly how you’d expect a Zulu father to react in that kind situation. They’d rather die than listen to what they consider to be a child. No matter how much sense you’re making. Kungena ngapha, kuphume ngale.
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Eyi indaba yase KZN inzima bafethu. Whole families wiped out just like that. Life’s work gone just like that.
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Having a solid partner by your side really does a lot for ones growth. And I’m not talking about someone that just helps out financially. Having someone to talk to and be there for you during difficult times.
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Trying to repaint this house and painters are quoting boma R20k just for labour. People really like taking chances.
Ngathi ngizothenga utshwala nenyama ngizibizele amajita sizi bambele thina once.
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Rich people get away with everything. You’ll see monied people at the club dancing on couches with champagne in the hand nawe ugibele with your dumpie le Corona, uzwe nge bouncer lase Nigeria selikwehlisa nge anda
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My younger brother summoned my uncles and led us to Limpopo to do right by his Tsonga queen. So proud of this young man.
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Your girl can wake up tomorrow morning and decide that she wants to go bald and there’s nothing you can do about it but support umuntu wakho and her potato head 💔
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My parents once bought these for me in boarding school. I had two friends we shared food with. They tasted this shit once and told me to be serious or I’m getting kicked out the group 😂
Ngaze ngayisola zimbi hahh😭😭😭 futhi ke lezi ngathi zishisiwe
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Me at KFC when the cashier asks if I’d like to donate R2 from my change.
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Mina idlozi has done a lot for me. Five or so years ago I wouldn’t have imagined myself being where I am today. I believe things will only get better from here on.
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Lol girl in the grey swindled a friend money for a ‘flight’ and sent him a reference for an old flight as proof of booking. Sebenza wena girl, ise Goli la 😂
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The teethless cute smile I get from my daughter when she notices my face after like three seconds when I arrive home from work. This is it gents.
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We did it guys. Was contemplating dropping out after 70km because of cramping and my knee acting up but didn’t want to disappoint all these nice people that were rooting for me. Ngiyabonga bafethu. Your good luck texts go a really long way.
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After the breakup:
“Ngangithenga ngisho ne grocer ngiba feed a. Ngafica kuphuzwa i Coo-ee ngafika ne Coke. I mixed portion bayazi ngami”
Ngiya kamfana❤️🥰 since enengane encane ehlala kubo nga Add ama Danone. Ngijajeni bafazi anginandaba 😊
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South African drivers do not understand that a pedestrian crossing means you need to let pedestrians pass first. Always in a hurry to God knows where.
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Ayi no imama did the most ke this year with the birthday gifts. Crying thug tears 😭
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Dliwa kakhulu u cheese kule account.
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If you bump into me this weekend, please don’t hesitate to buy me a shot of Don.
Qualification number three in the bag. One more academic achievement then I retire.
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Izikorokoro madoda, izinto ezihleli ziphushwa zi kick starter wa.
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Lol the lady you spoke to probably didn’t mean white people when she said unomlungu 😂
If you only knew that white people own Kwa Mai Mai.
And I don’t mean the land I mean the actual stalls where you buy meat. Some of those ladies work for a white guy.
I was shocked.
Anyway, before you get on that tribalism ish … remember that! 😉
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Abelungu took ukuchatha, called it colon hydrotherapy and charged us R500 per session for ukuchatha. Gotta respect the hustle 😂
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Ayikho into yakho ezolunga for as long as inhliziyo yakho inomona.
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December awusafani. This time last year I was suffering from a hectic hangover.
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Now if the Consulting Engineer who signed off on that George project was a ‘BEE’ we would even know which school their kids go to by now. Suddenly it’s keep politics out of it. Animal farm.
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Imama alibe lihle kwi passenger seat. Libe i head turner. Lithi wig enhle ephephuka nomoya, lithi ma shades e Versace. Lilokhu lishaya lama Insta story akhona where eveza your shoulder kuphela.
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Adulting = new problem everyday other day that needs solving.
Nine out of ten times, the problem requires money.
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Looking forward to the part of my life where I no longer have to stress about money because this ain’t it.
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How did Discovery manage to get this tender of being the go to medical aid for a majority of corporates nationally when they are such a horrible insurer.
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Nisafuna uku stress wa ama 20 something year old, izinto ezino male bestie ebabizana ngo ntwana and lift them off the floor during a hug. Into evuka ibuke i Tik Tok on loud ikuvuse usaphupha izi number ze lotto uzilelthelwe idlozi. Good luck gents.
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Abashana baseThekwini don't even try hard bro. Bayazishibilikela nje. Just look at this talent
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Child Trafficking is one of those crimes that deserve a death sentence. We shouldn’t even be wasting state resources on those animals.
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She found her uncle, my grandfather, and his family. Today is umcimbi of officially welcoming us back into the family. My mother has been fine and finally happy ever since. I share this because when people ask me why I believe in idlozi, it’s because of things like this.
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The average ‘lazy’ South African employee who has to catch two to three taxis to get to work.
Who wakes up at 3am everyday , and it becomes a pattern?
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Feels like we’re in some Law World Cup Final. Go Team South Africa 🇿🇦
⭕️ LIVE: South Africa begins its genocide case against Israel at the ICJ in The Hague.
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She was good all along and then boom last week woke up with her tummy twice in size and feet swollen. Now every hour ngizwa ngaye esememeza on some “Hawe Luyanda Dlamini waze wangifaka enkingeni. Cela utshele lengane yakho iphume manje” 😂
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Wrong ke this thing of this man being portrayed as the victim in this whole situation when we all know how taxi drivers put our lives at risk on a daily basis with their irresponsible driving. Yes her reaction was wrong but let’s not act like this man didn’t put her life at risk.
Taxi driver Linda Mpisane who was seen being beaten by a lady in the viral video explaining what went down
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This chat is so funny because Xhosa people from the EC are exactly the same but you’ll never see such tweets directed at them 😂
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Meanwhile in May, two racist Indians were cleared of the murder of a 19 year old during the very same July unrest when the Indians took thirty-six (36) black lives.
[BREAKING NEWS] July unrest 'Woolworths looter' Mbusi Moloi sentenced to 3 years, suspended for 5 years.
Tune into Newzroom Afrika DStv channel 405 for more.
#Newzroom405
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Attention Gauteng residents. The tenth word in this sentence is a racial slur. I’ve had to call out two colleagues on randomly using this word during an interaction. Y’all will get in trouble one day.
Before I post him, I just want to say... Makula ke batho le bona
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Inconveniencing people for a free Kauai smoothie is just madness.
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Aibo I love my daughter so much. I don’t know how I’ve lived all these years without her. I look forward to seeing her teethless smile after a long day at the office
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Lol sise KFC wase Jozini and we ordered i twister kwathiwa usisi who specialises in making them is off sick today.
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Birthday yesthandwa sami today. Sayothenga i breakfast that I’m gonna plate and pretend to have made while she was asleep.
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Transformed our lil yard for a special occasion to celebrate the mommy to be.
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5 minutes later:
“Shit, what the fcuk did we just do? Why did you even listen to me, what’s wrong with you”
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Durban girls will just have a hot body without ever entering a gym. That time there’s not even any clean eating in their diet. Just i rice no curry.
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Companies underpay their black employees and then act shocked when they leave for better opportunities. Even more offensive when they want to counter the offer. Meaning they had the means to pay you what you deserve all along but chose not to.
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ANC’s failure to govern yenza abelungu besithathe kancane even more when it comes leadership positions. Ijabulisa ama racist
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Corporate does this thing of taking married people more seriously as if being married makes you more responsible.
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Both doors being open means the helicopter hasn’t flown in 24 hours and has been parked for a while. But I’m just being technical
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Farmers Market owner saying he’s okay with people ‘grooving’ at the spot since there are two sections, each made for a specific purpose. Meanwhile unofficial ‘shareholders’ are still unhappy with others being happy at the spot. You gotta love it.
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I really like this industrial and exposed brick look on these new houses.
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Izingane zesimanje ziphila kamnandi being able to chill with adults kanje. Thina kwathiwa hamba e roomini, awuboni ukuthi abantu abadala bayakhuluma.
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My mother has fully recovered from COVID and she just sent the most heartwarming voice note to my brothers and I. Praise be to the most high. Not many have been lucky enough to be able to tweet such. Thank you to everyone who included my family in their prayers 🙏🏾
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Lol uphekwe i weekend yonke njenge leg of lamb kudane kufike i baddie elina 23 lase Goli elifake i wig yase Emporia ligqoke i tight ye Nike eqoqe izinqa ezinhle njengo jeqe, ne crop top eveza icici enkabeni lidane liwumoshe wonke umsebenzi kamama 💔
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