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too psychotic for your comfort, babe • formerly @guiltyassinlor

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woah
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2022’s most popular pakistani artist just publicly came out as gay and I’m BAWLING?? i love queer people we are SO brave <3333
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@zumenomenon
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@Liv_Agar guys she’s reclaiming the slur so it’s fine 🙄
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@lomlbow @reneesohot consumer boycotts were called for by the BDS movement themselves, organic boycotts happened naturally in the community and BDS supports them
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@OurielOhayon @falastinerkive the last pic is from Qatif, Saudi Arabia. double check your propaganda babe
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@zumenomenon
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mom just called me a son and daughter in one…she doesn’t know im enby….did i just win
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god’s fav or just pretty in general?
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people who look good in their id card photos are clearly god's favourites
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@zumenomenon
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family coming to melbourne. I am cis and straight until further notice
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@zumenomenon
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when dad sends you money for “emergencies” and you use it to become a girl
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sitting in the waiting room for my gender affirming appointment while i still don’t actually know what my gender is
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roommate: “trans people are cool but non binaries confuse me. just make up your mind. anyway, what are your pronouns?” me: “so I use they/them with my friends” him: “oh….yeah no I get you gender can be so fluid and it’s a whole spectrum” guys im fixing people
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@zumenomenon
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@blostomwitch L tweet + my metamask trust wallet got hacked i need a nft i need a new banner my account got hacked I would like to commision some art I want a sugar daddy I need help writing an essay I need an iptv where can I buy this shirt someone put this on a shirt who got shrooms
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@zumenomenon
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me earlier when I saw my fav train model and told my friend “how can you look at that and not drool” and some guy put down his book just to stare at me for a minute
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no babe i am genuinely really impressed by how quickly you've mastered an unfamiliar metro system. everyone's been saying how good a job you've done in memorising the end-of-line stations
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this pokemon ass name. where’s the local gym leader at
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@zumenomenon
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all of their visas got refused LMFAO WHAT
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family coming to melbourne. I am cis and straight until further notice
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@zumenomenon
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my sister used to be a homophobe why is her Pinterest full of lesbian yearning
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@zumenomenon
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since i’m medicated and can’t think of twitter content anymore, reply and ill type something poetic for you 💗🤠
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@bugfromjupiter the deep yellow warmth might stem from the fact that ive placed you in my ribcage. your existence, your presence is what makes my heart beat. when you touch the moon, i hope you touch the part that never faces the earth, you don’t deserve its cruelty. you’re so special, angelbug
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hashtag new profile pic
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@zumenomenon
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caved in
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@zumenomenon
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a story in 3 photos
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@zumenomenon
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drove on the highway for the first time. was scared as hell but this would have been IMPOSSIBLE without anxiety meds. feels weirdly…accomplishing?
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@zumenomenon
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“for you” okay
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@zumenomenon
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they’re teaching us about user *boolian*jaker in my programming class 😮
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@zumenomenon
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sitting in the waiting room for my gender affirming appointment while i still don’t actually know what my gender is
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@zumenomenon
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i wish white people just did shit instead of seeking validation for being “woke”
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waiting for a date be so anxiety inducing
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@zumenomenon
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in da library. on a computer. sitting around literally millions of books. and this girl is using fucking ChatGPT next to me what the fuck
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there will be a semester where im not hit with a sudden wave of depression and fall weeks behind midway. year 2 semester 1 #trust
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I….think…I want to transition
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@zumenomenon
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coming out as not nonbinary
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roommate said I look like an "intimidating rich bastard" and was genuinely scared walking with me bc "you're gonna get robbed". anyway, trenchcoatjaker media
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they/thems might be 1% of the population but they’re 90% of my oomfs…
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I want to be reborn as a cishet white apolitical normie bro crazy ass life bro wha the fuck bro my legs I can’t feel my legs
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@zumenomenon
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you haven’t felt executive dysfunction until you’ve been in a trio gc with extremely busy & iconic people(?) (im the only iconic one)
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i feel like everyone should experience a three person groupchat with really good friends at least once in their life
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oomf recorded me snoring.
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I genuinely dont know how I survived Mecca. I could not give less of a shit if some rocks or planes got covered by flour. people are dying. ecosystems are dying. this planet is dying.
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@zumenomenon
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full time student but I study like one that’s unemployed
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when nuance doesn’t exist to your brain and you go from being so deeply in love to thinking someone’s evil in like a minute
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everyone got that one oomf they’d die for
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soaking some rice. why is it making noises. a cry for help?
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@zumenomenon
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when you guys see a pic of the British royal family how do you NOT automatically think of colonialism and the sheer shitfuckery they’ve done lately “it’s just a pic for the kids” shouldn’t have posted it like some political endorsement lmao
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COPS IN MY APARTMENT AAAAAAAA
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@bumblebeemss ok but surely this works right
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rate the username (see pinned)
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I’m not autistic this is wrong actually
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@zumenomenon
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life is so much healthier with friends who understand that falling in and out of love with each other is perfectly normal
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my account being older than some of yall
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I need to be stopped
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would yall believe me if i said i watched the OG blackpink movie in theatre and i was the only guy there and i was also the only person singing along it was crazy
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BLACKPINK announces tour movie ‘BORN PINK,’ releasing July 31st in theaters.
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@zumenomenon
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Sticky situation: transphobic, misogynist roommate is putting my name down for next year’s student accom matching will probably breakdown if i say i want to move in with someone else
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shuffling through T-shirts at fitzroy market. eavesdropping on the melbourne bi4bi gossip scene
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@zumenomenon
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living alone in a different hemisphere SUCKS ive been up since midnight, can’t eat, it’s too cold to do anything, my friends feel distant, my eyebrows are too big, jawline round again, and my wall is still covered with a celeb I hate.
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identity crisis era
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landing back in naarm/melbourne checklist 1. get Gracie cd from sage 2. pick up drivers license 3. download grindr
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@zumenomenon
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is melbourne just really progressive or is it just the most syed boolianjaker coded city
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@thetramspotter fuck the smell THE SLOPE IS SO HARD TO CLIMB
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studying abroad for Taylor Swift was really fucking stupid i want to go home
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she…her? no put it back she needs incubation…and laser
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Coburg is so cool everyone looks like they’re gayer than me or they’re about to hate crime me
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they posted pics where I didn’t have a mask on guys IM NOT OUT 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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went to uni pride march. i get the Apple Watch thing now
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no one: me going broke ordering food for beloved oomfs:
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@zumenomenon
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at the laufey waiting for loml
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new cat! she’s hissing at me, she thinks she’s scary. also the orange cat below died from cancer while I was gone 😃
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3rd cat this month to show up in my backyard 🙃
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crying. i love you.
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idk who needs to hear this (all of you) but dusting is a verryyyyyy basic form of cleaning. just putting that out there
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@AiryClaud @kinqpup pills patches injections gels implants!
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I am sane i think
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my brain keeps going “i miss them so much” but i genuinely don’t know who it’s talking about
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dysphoria and being an asshole really takes u…places
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spending 5 more hrs overnight in albury nsw bc i had a breakdown and it’s cold and all the motels are sold out so im…on grindr while chilling in a park
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you can never trust a twink
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@SSomerhalderLuv and i love israel :) do i have an accent when i sing in hebrew? haha
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OOMF DID THIS MEME AT MY UNI IM DYINGNNGNSKNSMD
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Imagine avoiding rainbow stairs by grinding on two poles.
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how to stop baby fever. how to tell brain i literally do not have a uterus
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originality is a myth created by big creativity and turnitin
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want to ask this chronically offline irl out so i dmed them fully not expecting a response…but they replied. do i ask them out via text or irl 😭
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@zumenomenon
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gracie stans gotta be the least diverse fandom
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adulthood is having to create a shared calendar + send out invites just to figure out when your friends are free to hang out with
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how do you start a friendship with a neurotypical. with nd people I just say “let’s be best friends” and I get a clear response 😭
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guy playing chappell roan at the piano in melb central do I tell him im in love with him
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i know love is real because it radiates out of me but what if im not meant to receive it back? maybe my fav people don’t return my ilys because this is the way it is. an emotional backbone, meant to be reliable. radiate but not reciprocate
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xeet- the xitter app
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the way I selected no prefix but the employee changed it to Mr
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SHE BROUGJT JUNIA ON STAGE
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I hope a fire burns down OpenAI’s hq
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OpenAI's Mira Murati: "some creative jobs maybe will go away, but maybe they shouldn't have been there in the first place"
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my final anti colonial straw? my desi genderqueer folk not being safe because of 1860’s BRITISH laws that’ve passed down. want to move somewhere safe? have fun escaping remnants of the empire
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privilege. your access to safety. shelter. not being bombed constantly. before you excuse yourself from the absolute bare minimum over a fear that ???? makes no sense
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@13SwiftieAsylum @midnightlor Ah, bigotry. Every normal, decent person’s favourite weapon.
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i want to be a nasty cishet bc it’s better than being the absolute insanity of a gender/sexuality combo i have where there’s zero representation and i do not know how to act
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i don’t understand some people’s obsession with needing validation over not being racist? over making up absolutely bullshit excuses for not participating in the bare minimum protests/actions that you’ve KNOWN have been happening? you should be sitting down and dissecting your-
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chat do i recreate this meme
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lol
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we need to run an investigation into why everyone at uni melb is too rich to look at, why people at swinburne are either gay or don’t speak english and why everyone at monash is SO CUTE HELLO
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I love the enbies
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flirting with this girl from hinge and also calling each other bro in the same minute we are so normal
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chanting is so fun but it gives me so much dysphoria 😭
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@ciiwyw “bit much” Why are they lying just to hate on u 😭
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would it be stealing if the uni book borrowing machines aren’t working 😭
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my final tweet from the air: im so fucking disappointed in all of you spending hundreds of dollars on taylor swift after everything. after voicing your disappointment and resentment towards her. be so fucking serious right now
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