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@zoomthagreat

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avid hater of kroger | local dj

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Joined July 2011
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Wake up honey, new side profile picture of me dropped
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Omg
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Need Cameron Brink to do this to me
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Girls w rizz scare me ngl why am I twirling my hair and I'm bald
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Bring back MacBook Photo Booth thirst traps
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How do I explain this picture to my grandma
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@johnsummif Using Chicago to get Twitter money, I respect it
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@jesspressotini Unfortunately this worked on me
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@tameimpalastan1 I stood no chance
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@hesitween Every defensive stop in the nba is a minor miracle
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Just made 30 green tea shots fuck this holiday
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We have $4 Guinness I hope people don't show up
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Some dude was ordering a beer and stopped and stared at my shirt and said he never heard of @johnsummit and asked what team he played for lmfaoooo
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"you probably have hoes" First of all, I don't even have friends.
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If you look like this, dm me
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Hey John, big fan. Shut the fuck up please.
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@waterslide 🙏🙏🙏 make love not war
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@LolOverruled 1450 and 4.2 isn't even that great
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How do I tell my cat the clocks changed so now his food comes later
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Where my apple juice heads at? Lemme put you on
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Instagram is a disease
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@johnsummif The "I'm never going to fuck that ass shit club" right under the caption is 🤌🏽🤌🏽
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Fuck the election, my sister gave birth to a little boy today. Uncle Zoom in the house🥺
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@mkielnhofer @brfootball @La_SER They also haven't lost a single league game 🤐
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Why does this have 31k likes
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Omg
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Mac Miller album bout to be legendary
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Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson are reportedly dating
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@jaredkylanders @iamdryx @NathanielLull @dantorrance_ @suttle_doe @_DougAndrews So you weren't there for any other situation, but still decided to comment on them
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This Nini's shit is the quickest downfall I've ever seen of anyone or anything
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I'm crying at people thinking this picture is in Brooklyn and not UD lmao
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Obi Toppin?!? @obitoppin1
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It's weird af seeing all these people post stuff about Lane lol
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This whole school feels like something out of a novel
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@nikkineups Tbf his name is definitely John
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Disliking children is weird as fuck, genuinely can't think of a bigger red flag in a person.
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i will die on this hill: it’s fine and normal to dislike children
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Arc afters at my place but it's just meeting my cat
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Chance really got on this app and proved to everyone he peaked in 2013
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On Chief Keef's Wikipedia page, "I Don't Like, a local hit, was described by a local club promoter as 'The perfect Chicago song cause mfs just hate everything'" I am crying 😭😭😭
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I GOT THE JOB!!!!!!!!!!
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Keep ya fingers crossed for me 🤞🏽
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This was a classic and also apparently birthed Olivia rodrigo
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Country thunder is this weekend so prepare for hillbilly hell on Snapchat
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"damn near" is the Chicago equivalent of "literally"
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Mfs casually going to Europe, I'm casually walking my ass into work tomorrow.
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My mom bought a frame for my degree, but the frame was too small. Tell me why she said "should I just cut it" 😭😭😭😭 NO
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I GOT THE PROMOTION I BEEN GRINDING FOR 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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😞sad lane tech hours
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Block Club Chicago
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Regal is closing its movie theaters in Lincoln Park and Logan Square as it shutters theaters across the country.
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Day 86 with no pussy: This plant thick as fuck
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I usually share some depressing ass news on here about how I don't have a job (still don't) but I did get into a master's program so I thought that was pretty cool
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There should be the opposite of Valentine's day, where you post whoever you hate
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Watch out for Stingrays, we not bout to lose another one 😔
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Out here trying to recruit some dolphins and some sharks 🤙🏻
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@sunminkimes Dan Orlovsky?
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Holy shit you people are stupid
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606 Trail, March 25, 2020, 6:25 p.m. #Chicago
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Working with kids is the best birth control
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Working summer camps is so rewarding and fun, but holy shit I’m never having kids
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Do you ever think about how weird it is there's a replica leaning tower or Pisa in Niles right next to a Costco?
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If this ain't the most Chicago shit I ever heard in my life
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Caller says someone stole his Xanax while he was shooting dice. #ChicagoScanner
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Pickleball is the language of the oppressors
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Hoopers taking the city back from those fuckin colonizers one park at a time 🏀
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Downtown is actually not that exciting
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Unpopular Opinion: Chicago edition.
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@_Miss_Aries_ : Bruhh  http://t.co/MhtvCBju0s” LMAO 😂
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When Davey said "You're grades are drowning cause they're below C level" http://t.co/4KGMsGZHUI
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Lmao this debate is like if you got to do your class discussions hammered
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When I say I'm crying 😭😭😭
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Never doubt a Chicago kid who wants a cig
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Did the circles for instagram stories get bigger or did I smoke too much
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Thinking about her today
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@nnnellz I always try and keep my wfh separate from where I sleep. It sucks the life out of you after a while. Costco has a really great sit/stand desk though for like $250ish I think.
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Well damn, as of 3 minutes ago. I'm a college grad
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I wore this to the drake concert 5 years ago today 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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You ever be toasted on the couch like ( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°)
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Rich U of I kids shaking
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United Airlines is canceling direct flights between Chicago and the Champaign area this fall, citing low demand
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When I moved into Dayton freshman year
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Unemployment isn't that bad I guess
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I'm gonna try and turn this into a data project for Chicago
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Is your city split like this? This is St.Louis.
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@colinkc_ "I like bass music"
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Mac one of those few talents that no matter what genre of music you listen to, you'd fucked with him. Everyone did.
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How is my communications professor gonna have a lisp
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My cat has discovered the camera I set up
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People forget
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Ok I would not like to go viral again that was not fun
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We bumping Acid Rap today, too beautiful out to not
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God damn this meme so woke
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I'm 22 and I can't get A FUCKING job
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Shout out that one person who posted the pot roast tiktok on here a couple weeks ago you're the reason for this
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My boy got the wrong order on doordash from portillos 💀💀💀this is egregious man
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Trying to see who's tagged on an insta post and all of a sudden you're blasting million dollar baby
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I GOT THE APARTMENT I WANTED FHANDBSJSISIEGEBD
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I owe my degree to natural light, Adderall, and lofi hip hop beats to chill/study to
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Finally have a couch in the new apartment #selfietimer
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No I am zoom
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Think I'm gonna change my LinkedIn header to "recent grad, full time sad"
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@mkielnhofer @brfootball @La_SER How is not losing a league game debatable? Lmao
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Easy, breezy, beautiful, good boy
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This girl next to me asked me if I was fasting for Ramadan...while I was drinking a beer...and eating a sandwich ????????
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@nikkiii_x0 Is this new copy pasta
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What in the fuck
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Pop, lock and clean. http://t.co/SkXyWEyRXQ
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Just got a rejection from a job I applied to on July 9th lmao
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Extremely humbled by a girl who super liked me, matched with me, and unmatched me before I even got a word in.
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Yo how the fuck do girls find people on Instagram so quick lol
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Finally one for me
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how do you serve cunt but in a bald way?
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