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don’t take everything so seriously
Vermont, USA
Joined August 2012
“…this is completely unjust, and an insult to the intelligence of the American people and their lived experience.” -Luigi entering court #LuigiMangione
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@brianannguyen_ @itsreallyrome @grandmathebaby It doesn’t matter how much black hair dye, spray tan or plastic surgery Kim is still a white woman. stop this nonsense.
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@SuperDocHayes @Maricalamariii @briaxxaaa It’s the same way a healthy mother can breastfeed someone else’s baby it sounds weird to most people but the other baby will still get all the nutrients they need. This practice used to be very normal.
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@fuckinpushpush @ryangirl @runolgarun @_brittanyv How can you be a mother and have not an ounce of empathy? Terrifying!.
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Can y’all stop circumcising babies please? it’s fuckin weird.
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maxo Kream was so real when he said, “tryna fuck 75 hoes by the summer” bc same.
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@AgbolaMega he’s actually an extreme centrist. However, even if he were, he’s still innocent until proven guilty beyond a reasonable doubt 🤷🏻♀️.
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@asterolady @lindstrmolivia1 @ughitsbeth @soupinhercan It’s always people that won’t post pics of themselves saying horrible things about others. THE AUDACITY.
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@KoldestKo @angipangiin @keatingssixth I think she def took the braids out, didn’t comb it, put product in and wore it crimpy for days and that was part of the issue.
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if you circumcise babies you’re ugly. I don’t make the rules.
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@indiaajaay @KimKardashian Because this is how her mom dresses. This is how she sees her mom express her femininity. All little girls do this. there’s nothing weird about it.
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@VillageParrot @IGawtTheDoorTor @_JayCeeDaGreat I don’t understand because he didn’t say being straight was gross? He said to him vagina was gross? To straight men dick is gross? You didn’t have a point here….
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being shocked that aliens are in the ocean is so weird to me. I would like to submit this into evidence
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I love life, but wish I still had you to experience it with homie.
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boneless cocaine
White girls love coffee cause its diet cocaine lol.
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before they take away net neutrality anybody wanna admit they got a crush on me.
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@SuperDocHayes @Maricalamariii @briaxxaaa Ahhh I see what you’re saying. every human baby is basically born to drink breast milk I think it’s almost impossible to have an allergic reaction to the actual milk regardless of acquired antibodies and any reaction would be a direct response to other ingredients in the soap!.
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@candy_cane1983 @AgbolaMega No, I completely agree! I’m just tired of people trying to paint his more extreme views as alt-right nonsense.
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@Poobie4k @jhya15 @windycityhawk @sftbeebeegrl @peaches07 It literally doesn’t matter is she is 11, 18 or 35. you don’t call your own child a whore for ‘comedy’ 🤡.
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One time I didn't want to break a hundred on xans so I just bought $100 worth of Xanax.
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@EJBell310 @sevynjewels @umfn_ @Robrob513_ @zer0jack @_dedunmola @bamafitnessnerd @_mbk_juicemann It doesn’t look like he straightened the legs so the baby should be fine.
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When I was in jail I told an officer I was gonna give the jail a bad review on yelp.
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@nataliiegraham white people need to understand that this is a horrible time for minorities and fight for them. This is awful.
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having a baby is all fun and games until you have engorged anime titties 😔.
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if you don’t sit your ass down and make an entire album. I’m HUNGRY and 1 song a year is not satisfying me MA’AM.
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gonna fidget spin my way into healthy coping mechanisms and a positive life style.
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ppl have unprotected sex but have cases on their iPhones.
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being able to drink/ do more drugs than people stops being a fun party trick when u realize ur an addict.
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me when someone is telling me that if I cut drugs and other negative habits out of my life I'll be happier
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"we're going for a run". first of all, I smoke cigarettes.
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are you talking about the super moon with another bitch yes or no.
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okay and?
Bitches really be out here taking a whole uber to go suck dick lmfaooo.
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Nick touched people so deeply that his favorite artist is going to write a song for him.
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One time I tweeted about girls doing their makeup when doing illegal shit so they'll look good in their mugshot
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@aheavyhead @GlitterGonnaGlo @itsyayaelaine @spicyyjaee @bimboemoji They send you to physical therapy and then your doctor has to determine that it didn’t work!!.
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I don't know if I want to makeout w u or be u but either way damn girl http://t.co/E4NNLMyDcv.
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@beccaconda @chocoletedaddy @itgirIb I’m sorry someone that is a SECRET agent ain’t telling NOBODY. Their own family don’t know.
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according to my calculations. ━━━━━━━.┃y’all ugly ┃.┃ ┃.└━━━━━━┘. 7 ┃ 8┃ 9┃ /┃.━┛━┛━. |━ ┛.4 ┃5 ┃6 ┃ + ┃.━┛━┛━┛━┛.1 ┃ 2 ┃ 3 ┃ = ┃.━┛━┛━┛━┛.
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my life flashes before my eyes but it's just a montage of me eating pickles and smoking cigs.
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I just got completely dressed up to go out and nick passes out on the floor fucking lame
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pls fav or rt if I can send you pics/videos of dogs at anytime without explanation. Included w other general knowledge/discussion about dogs.
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Fuck: .⚪️yall.🔘 the beat. I'll go:.⚪️auto tune.🔘acapella. fuck a:.🔘papa doc, fuck a clock, fuck a trailer.⚪️Cheddar bob.⚪️wink.
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I just wanted to take care of my skin but now I’m MF DOOM
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Yeah sex is cool, but have you ever projectile vomited?.
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@musicman92312 Yeah it has nothing to do with his sex life bc that’s also v weird. It’s not my penis so I don’t have a say on what happens to it. .
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