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@zaklito

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4 months
@TheOmniLiberal @TwitchSupport Destiny calling for civility is hilarious.
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@PoorlyAgedStuff I can't wait to see this as a poorly aged stuff.
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@ZoieNolan @slattwilson @MDougy7 @nicholasdeorio @Coo1r123 That's why they show the liberals as active participants in the corrupt warmachine.
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@aenigme @KyleKulinski Weird how you can apply this to parents and not to society.
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@iggysv @ZoieNolan @slattwilson @MDougy7 @nicholasdeorio @Coo1r123 The right that's so willing to have disagreements and discussions, lol.
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@eeeqa_here They aren't called.
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@ContraPoints @RealMayaLuna Not to make light of anything, but that is relieving to hear.
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@aenigme @KyleKulinski Society doesn't mind my help when they use my taxes overseas or bailing out billionaires. Yeah, they're obligated to help me when I'm in need, too.
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@FDsignifier I gotta know if these same guys are slamming nails into the wall with their fists because they get jealous of their hammer.
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@aenigme @KyleKulinski That's not correct, a society built by people owes its people. It's not hard.
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@notchr1stopher @jarjarjarjarraj Some people just express themselves by pretending they would kill someone over a musical opinion, nbd. X is basically free therapy except with reverse HIPAA.
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@lee_littlebugs1 @OliviaHopeGrace @PlotACourse @CollinRugg @RedWave_Press The more likely option is that Elon Musk is a bad father.
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@aenigme @KyleKulinski I love the "Don't be shy" like I should he ashamed of wanting people not to starve in the richest nation on Earth.
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@VividProwess @OzraeliAvi The IDF bombs people, they don't throw them off roofs.
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@theneedledrop @HipHopAllDayy Battle tested, not battle winning
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@LordYeezus @ArmaniJordanTV If yt people got to live their life, would you want to? 🤨
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@RealKaylaJames You should transition to someone with a sense of humor.
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@aenigme @KyleKulinski You would have to know what subtext is in order to be subtle.
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@aenigme @KyleKulinski I also went with "Feeding the poor is too much for you" but you stuck with the typo mention.
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@JacobDavison_ @MovieHooligan You will watch my pain Olympics and you will like it!
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@aenigme @KyleKulinski If you can't spell a name that's right in front of you, I'm not sure what you think you can offer me. If you can't imagine why it's wrong to have enough to feed everyone but actively choose not to, I can't imagine what I would ask of you.
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@afrocosmist In a world of racists and non racists, your boy is an anti-racist. What I call "one of the good ones."
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@pukitis_martins @ediz1975 The emergency lane is not a bike lane. "I didn't see the sign" is not a good enough defense, especially when that sign is there for your protection.
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@Antonio70242351 @TheAntifaTurtle If Nazis got the justice they deserved, we wouldn't constantly be hearing from them.
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@BSdetector_ @tmorello Congratulations, you must be so hyped to get the attention of someone so huge! While you have them, maybe you should ask them a question and learn something from the source instead of listening to the online talking heads turning you against your brothers.
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@imkingparadise @ARIANNAMONET2 @QUEEN___chink You could google, too, you stupid mother fucker.
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@FranticallyLost @aenigme @KyleKulinski If you don't know or care enough to learn who built the foundations you walk across, I don't have time for you.
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@KnowingBetterYT "But you'll call the police when you need them." Yeah, I love armed thugs threatening my dog and shooting me in the leg before blaming the dog they tried to shoot.
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@Vibetom @DocStrangelove2 I don't think cops should have guns
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@RealDianeYap You: edge cases aren't evidence Also you: my single experience is proof
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@LolOverruled It's official, you said it, you're my lawyer now.
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@joveteran @CDisillusion Please don't have kids.
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@TKOdarkshadow__ @mrGemzar @salinfin Comparing theft and trespassing to an attempted political assassination is totally on brand for the online right.
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@operagxofficial @LeafyIsHere Get ratio'd by a web browser
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@Mikemikemike_1 @tmorello Idk if you're being serious or not but I want to come in with good faith because I think this conversation is worth having. It's patriotic to criticize the bad things America does and seek to change it. It's patriotic to want a nation that's free for everyone.
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@kingslim445 @MightyKeef If I showed a Trump supporter a card trick, they'd think I was a God damned wizard.
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@Gritty20202 Is this the guy that got stuck behind the refrigerators? Or are we losing retail workers left and right without any search parties?
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@TheAntifaTurtle I like the tweet right below it where he thinks it'd be cool if cars were allowed to hit bicyclists.
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@joehainus @DocStrangelove2 I'll be happy to go to your walk, when are you going out to demonstrate?
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@ABHibbs21 @thealaroundnerd Characterization comes in many forms, one of which is the opinions of other characters, so Logan is part of the writers framing. Just because you don't see the nuance in Magnetos' actions doesn't mean they aren't there.
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@LolOverruled Sounds about white
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@seymourtherat @esjesjesj It's not "fantasizing." It's imagining.
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@OlgaPosting @AutieAnarchy As a Mongolian, he would know the difference between the two subtly different symbols, then, wouldn't he?
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@juneoftroy @Foxbite2 @Logically_JC You think democrats are Marxists, the liberal media broke YOUR brain.
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@lilbabygandhi Yeah, because we voted the nazis away last time, right?
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@Sparzito_ 10 weeks tops, I'd be too generous with it.
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@DeadEyes1123 @ICrawbaby @NICKMERCS Obviously that isn't true, he's not in jail and he's admitted to having inappropriate conversations with minors.
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@LeftAtLondon That's my favorite part, though.
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@No1IsSleeping @ruggyscruggy @chloe_vz You don't have to get watery about it.
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@The_Kid2379 @FreeRosedark @KathAntonio7 That's so cute, do you think the Nazis were socialists, too?
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@elfgirltalia You've got a killer interior designer.
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@Nelson40134968 @DCornpop @CommieeMami @leftfemme Do you get all your opinions from half a year old Twitter accounts?
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@tmorello I was at your MSG show on the first night, the restrictions were so lax that they didn't check covid cards, they didn't require masks, AND they didn't even take my weed. Lit up during Bombtrack and had the time of my life.
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@Timcast "I stopped learning about science in highschool." -Tim Pool
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@TeamGhostWhale @TheAntifaTurtle Such as clowning on former presidents and globally powerful religions?
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@TheMcKenziest That's gotta be AT LEAST two dozen fish.
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@policelawnews @HooBrown Really thought you had something there, huh?
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@andiipoops Be safe and be well!
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@ruggyscruggy @chloe_vz That means the minerals and the salt have taste, not the water.
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@kenklippenstein @brundle_fly Definitely the face swap picture, I'm going to have nightmares about this now.
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@PeceOfSchmidt @Solidarity_Star This is the strike back, this is in retaliation to Israel's actions.
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@HMBohemond Bro is using US vs Them mentality right now and you're defending it.
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@andiipoops What about YouTube and poop scrolling?
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@StillShakinIt @thesewcialist Amazing how confidently you can assume a company wouldn't squeeze a dollars worth of work out of you to make a dime. Like you don't know anything about loss leaders, seasons, and unemployment insurance.
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@andiipoops Making them for dinner!
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@pukitis_martins @ediz1975 She's in the right lane, though. There's only one right lane. She's blocking the only lane of traffic in that direction, the bike just took an illegal route.
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@foreignman242 In every disaster, find opportunity.
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@0xAlaric Or use a tazer. 🤷‍♂️
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@SarahKWilliam @COBHC85 @djkevlar I bet you think the KKK is gone, too, lol.
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@IndodaEqotho @SinovuyoEL Actions speak louder than words
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@PaulHook_em @Tribal_Prophet @StephanieGailW @BrendaRae10 @CollinRugg You mean you refuse to believe evidence? We have voter records, we know he didn't vote in the primaries, we know he was conservative from interviews, and we know you know this, you just gotta get those engagement bucks. Profit off of a dead Trump supporter, nbd.
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@LolOverruled Sparkling water helped keep me out of the bottle.
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@Yorishiriamori @Raiby0u Because men don't do enough to stop rapists. You ever notice how weird it is that 1 in 3 women has experienced sexual assault, but somehow men never know any rapists?
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@dudelizzie13 @JirachiETJ @Antonio70242351 @TheAntifaTurtle Oh shit, do you think this is hans kristian graebener from spring Texas?
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@andiipoops Dry? 🤨 That's not how you take a bath!!
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@10903 @DyjuanTatro Officers putting themselves in danger to stop an insured shoplifting sounds like an Osha violation.
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@ArielEsq305 @JaneOst_ @MattWalshBlog This my attorney, dawg, I'm goin to jail!
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@birdmoder @AvonandsomerRob And it's literally insured.
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@andiipoops @MonsterEnergy Okay Fantana Del Rey
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@ChancoCat Proud of you, babe, keep up the good work! 🥰
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@aenigme @KyleKulinski You'll never guess what feeding people prevents.
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@ChancoCat HOW MANY BODIES DO HE GOT, BBY!!! WHATS HIS FAVORITE POSITION!?!? 😳😳😳
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@IanNolWriter @Alexios1080 Magneto survived the holocaust, a human made genocide.
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@andiipoops We are so back, boys!
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@OSUFanBigTime @AndrewHilaryUS That's not what the minimum wage was made for, whoever told you that lied to you.
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@TheOmniLiberal Literally describing the IDF.
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@OSUFanBigTime @AndrewHilaryUS A healthy and protected workforce benefits everyone, so creating a minimum standard of living was important to FDR following the depression.
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