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@airbagged
“Tik tok audio singer” is one of the most dismissive and demeaning terms for a musician I’ve ever heard in my life. If it were in any other context I would think I just heard the meanest insult of all time
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@Newsweek
ah yes, the country club. everyone's favorite place to get free menstrual products
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@SpeakerPelosi
Thank u so much Nancy for fighting this extremely important battle while there is absolutely nothing else going on right now
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@keithlaw
Setting one up right now. Just need to google a cool photo to steal and use for our mixtape cover.
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Yoooooo what an insane experience! Never ever thought I’d play an elysia song ever again, much less with the best current hc band GULCH. Absolute lawlessness in San Jose. Real bay shit! Nor cal forever. DIY forever. LFG!!!
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men will literally pay for therapy instead of listening to "Perseverance," the empowering 2002 album by men's support group HATEBREED
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Animosity are the best “death metal made by ex-hardcore kids” band of all time. Literally all the current big hype young DM bands still don’t have a single riff or lyrics as sick as anything on Empires, & Animosity did it in 2005. Ridiculous. Way ahead of their time.
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Someone bootleg this and give the proceeds to Live Without.
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@airbagged
They might just be too immediately defensive to actually digest what is being said in the screenshot. We can’t be referring to songs as “Tik tok audios” we just can’t. please god
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@NBCPhiladelphia
They're saying NBC10 Philadelphia don't have permissions of the family. NBC10 Philadelphia said we don't need permissions of the family
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Gulch are the best hardcore band goin rn & seeing this vid with 2 of em' riffin a piece of a song I made with my friends 17 years ago is just....SURREAL ⛓️⛓️⛓️
If this gets 2,000 likes we’ll play it on the 19th
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“Industry plant” when levied against scowl is just a sexist dog whistle. The quiet part they aren’t saying out loud is, “this band is only popular because they have a girl singer.” If their success bothers you, why don’t you shut your little boy ass up and keep it to yourself
why are people mad scowl is bothered by ppl calling them industry plants im never gonna understand yall
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Have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever by just announcing a reissue of Lion of Judas
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photographers at hardcore shows act like they have the most important job in the world taking photos of dudes who buy their clothes from hardware stores
unfortunately bots didn’t get tickets just photographers//:
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I think this was the first show I realized we might be on to something. I saw the singer of Evergreen Terrace smokin a doob after we played and he said “what the FUCK was THAT???” I was 18, just graduated high school, and ET were one of my favorite bands. Great memory
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@ibejac
@oliviabradley88
Yes, as private citizens it is all our jobs to be professionally trained psychiatrists and experienced in deescalating hateful, enraged, and potentially violent men right on the spot without hesitation.
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Singers are like hey any guitarist out there wanna start a band? Need you to write everything and I have to like it.
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@yashar
@GavinNewsom
@realDonaldTrump
It's absolutely incredible how skillfully delicate one must be when phrasing something that could be damaging to trump's ego
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@cmacg7698
@RH5455
@Anna_8008
@xDweamx
WAR absolutely and objectively undervalues Ohtani. It’s a measure of your value against replace value and Ohtani literally has zero potential replacement. There’s no one to measure him against.
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@SeanYoo
oh yeah that's the shoe guy. you can hire him for children's parties and stuff. he mostly just hides in a mattress bag with a buncha shoes and then pops out once the bat starts to hurt too much. had him at my niece's bday recently
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@WilliamTurton
having a nice glass of wine w/ the squad & relaxing after trying to take over the U.S. government! 🍷🍷
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Kind of a risk when conceptualizing these designs and deciding to go with shit I actually would rock, rather than myspace-era neon throwback cringy designs. Looking at this again, I’m so happy with that choice 🙏
Merch will go live at on Sunday, February 11th for a *MONTH LONG PRE-ORDER* ~ Elysia is dead 💀 & we don't see the point in selling merch in perpetuity. This is most likely your last chance!!!
Thanks y’all! - ELYSIA AD 🪦
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This shirt is a pretty good litmus test for dorks. Do you regard this shirt with respect (dork) or disgust (also a dork)
MS x PABST POSITIVE BEER PRESSURE t-shirt is available now. 4-sided short sleeve tees printed on comfort colors. $15. Link in bio.
Read the story on insta
Thank you
@PabstBlueRibbon
Thank you
@noechonet
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@LEORespecter
@MetalShayne2000
Absolutely necessary to carry that much weaponry in the event of a natural disaster IMO what if u need to shoot the tornado?
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@dusttodigital
a normal flute is actually much more easier to use. it's smaller & lighter than this thing
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well I just bawled my eyes out finishing the new liner notes for the Masochist reissue. what a painful band. I hope this can help me heal and make some mfer happy somewhere
2024.
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@dcexaminer
@JoeBiden
"let's figure out a subtle way to show the world that Biden knows how to use a phone"
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This is most incomprehensible album review I have ever read in my entire life. What does it mean???
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It doesn’t really bother me that someone is finally booting Merch of my old band. It’s cool people still wanna rock it 15 years later. But doing a bootleg tape is lame as fuck.
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Was having a gr8 time at the rock concert until all of the sudden, completely unprovoked, the lead singer called us all, "mother fuckers."
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Tried to troll his ass but I think he’s just having a nervous breakdown now
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@MinistryAddict
@CourtyardBrew
I'm going to put everyone near me at risk because of what this dentist said 4 years ago
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Kyle Mooney is a fucking legend to me for his old youtube vids & I hope his career in comedy continues. I know he wasn't all bangers with SNL but I mostly just blame that on SNL
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We gotta do something about the weird dudes in the crowd at shows who scream metal vocals in between songs. Why do they do that? What’s going on there?? who are they? Where do they come from?
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@ermgrrrrr
Not to mention the difficulty of tracking down a diet root beer. Coke heads can stumble into any ol place and find Diet Coke. Truly the trust fund kids of soda drinkers. It makes me sick
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Conservatives: america is the greatest
Also conservatives: every single large American city is a shit-filled warzone and I am scared
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Elysia went on tour with This is Hell in like 2007. Travis & the boys were welcoming & treated us like peers. This was when the hardcore scene was pretty hostile towards metalcore (Not necessarily undeserved lol). It meant a lot to me & I’ve always really appreciated them 🙏
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Of my course my first tweet to go viral isn’t even my own content lmao
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A lot of people don’t know this but the singer was actually trying to get to the escalator to go upstairs and do some CD shopping and also he had to crap. He ended up crapped in his pants and then never even got to cd shop 😞
The Dillinger Escape Plan performing "Sugar Coated Sour" at a Virgin Megastore (2005)
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20 years later. Still so much better than pretty much everything I listen to lol.
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I had to go to my moms house. She’s consoling me. She says I don’t look like that anymore. She says I’m a handsome boy now
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Every hardcore kid has worn this to a wedding and been like, “I clean up nice.”
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@StilezC
@SFGuillermos
@JeffPassan
like do you think it's illegal to get punished at work if the US Judicial System hasn't determined that you're guilty?? I'm not sure you understand what you're saying lol
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What a fucking scumbag lmao. Yeah bro I wanna contact you and work together on your shitty bootleg tape of an album I made when I was 16. Also you don’t accept messages on IG or reply when I call you out here. Bitch made
@jollyrogertapes
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It's time for a badass covid strain. too many of them have been shitty. we want a covid that's sick as fuck. one that grows our dicks and boobies bigger. that would kick so much ass!!11!!
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The Red Chord singer about to arrest the whole crowd for public drunkenness. His mosh calls are gonna be him on his Walkie calling for backup
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@medi_cosity
@Naturedarkside
I’m honestly more mesmerized by this caption. I’ve read it 30 times what does it mean??????!!!
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Oh my god Xibalba just SMOKED everyone at For The Children. Completely on another level
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No idea why but in 5th grade I started a rumor that Chad Muska died while skating and it snowballed so hard that our teacher let us all make a big RIP poster and we hung it up outside and girls were kissing it with lipstick & dudes were all signing it and shit
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@MatheusSauthier
@BWestbrookAZ8
Damn crazy how he morphed his skateboard into a gun. I gotta get me one of those boards
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@KyleHooten2
what's the point of a bulletproof vest if you're just gonna let yourself get robbed by someone with a gun
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If you’re over 30 you should have first dibs at Botch tickets and then if there are any leftover the little zoomers are welcome to have at em
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@Sceuteronomy
@dusttodigital
It's true I have held a flute before & I could probably hold 100 flutes at once
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Yo anyone got suggestions for an album cover artist who’d be interested in helping me with a certain 2006 metalcore reissue??
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I guess in hindsight it’s not that crazy that the red chord singer became a cop
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Wasn't gonna do an AOTY list but I got covid and severely bored, so here we go. My top 20 LPs in order and top 25 EPs/SPLITs/DEMOs in sorta order...
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As I Lay Frying
AS I LAY DYING Frontman Tim Lambesis Hospitalized After Suffering Burns to 25% of Body
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My dad used to say, “who you are when no one’s looking is who you truly are” and I always found it profound. but now I realize he probably just wanted his teenage son to stop using the family computer to jerk off all the time
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@symmetricole
the table flip at the end was an advanced move many aren’t brave enough to attempt
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@airbagged
dude ripped the bathroom door off the hinges in the green room once because he had just learned they were sharing a bus with another band on an upcoming tour. To make it even more awkward, the band they had to share the bus with was in the green room when it happened LOL
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It’s unequivocally “singer-songwriter” music and it’s so weird to me that no one else ever mentions it when this question is asked. There is simply nothing worse than a massive cheese ball armed with an acoustic guitar singing originals at a third wave coffee shop.
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@kevinvdahlgren
You posted 10,000 photos and none of them show any of the things you’re claiming. I wanna see a 15 foot pile of bikes!!!
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Sick of all these young mfs gallivanting around with their stupid curly hairdos. When I was a kid I had to rock a buzz or wear a hat otherwise I’d be called a curly headed fuck & girls would laugh at me. Now that shit is cool???? I can’t accept that
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Randomly just remembered the 2011 Agoraphobic Nosebleed diss track poppin off on kurt ballou & god city. lmao why did they do this
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