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Tax and Investment Planning for Tech Professionals and Consultants -- Foster and Adoptive Dad -- CFP® Professional and IRS Enrolled Agent Tweets≠advice

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@collin_ruth89 Yo this is awesome good work!
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Them: do you have trust issues? Me: absolutely not Them: ok, please put this banana in the blender without cutting it up first Me: but…what if it lets me down?
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@CPATaxTeam I appreciate you sharing this. This happened to me twice THIS WEEK somehow (slightly different fact sets) and I have been unpleasant about it
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Heck yeah love this From a different angle our littlest kid years with our boys were mixed in the foster care system with lots of worries and it felt like we missed a lot of the magic It meant so much to me when a friend told me how much more he loved being a dad to teens and adults than he even did to the littles
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@TylerPurcell24 No way to be sure it’s pretty vicious
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@Eli_Albrecht A blue ridge sunrise is an amazing medicine
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@mountainwesttax @cordes_tax Ahem…if I may…
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This sure seems to be the way As an additional data point since our path to parenting was foster > adoption we actually were recipients of the kinds of benefits often pitched, with the highlight that the benefits were not out need they were actually out of incentive and state responsibility 0 doubt that not having to be terrified of medical benefits and childcare costs would cause a baby boom (probably lagging as people adjusted to that reality)
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@GabrielJClark well you sure as heck don't wanna NOT run from the wolves dad
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@BrianMSkinner Hit here too, all four of us Flu A A lot got pushed which is frustrating but I had one call / activity each day that was top priority and I did that thing and went back to bed The rest is about grace and reality with yourself and others I think
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@buddy7 Yessir!
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@pinpulleddrmf Buy and tell rich folk you’ll land an open bar on their lawn for 200k (booze not included)
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My oldest was supposed to have his birthday party this weekend We had to cancel because we all have the flu and our house is a hazmat zone My mom, without telling us, ordered groceries to our front door, including balloons and cupcakes for the kid Messaged us after they got dropped off. So the next time you’re thinking of being mean to someone maybe just shut up and be more like my mom instead
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@ianweiner90 Sounds creepy
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@mbontrager5 I see two completely equally qualified advisors
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@trentjhughes Love it
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