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Stop imagining your future with everyone you start talking to. Stop it.
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Switching off ‘Read Receipts’ on WhatsApp is the true definition of peace of mind and no pressure. No blue ticks, you get to reply when you want and view status on ghost mode.
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I believe Haya (modesty, shyness, bashfulness, or decency) greatly defines a woman. It’s easier to align haya with good character, even when in doubt.
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Stay with the truthful, no matter how few; Stay away from the false, no matter how many.
~ Ali ibn Abi Talib
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Let me shake a table...Your MCM was defending a government of a certain MCM in 2014, he was saying the gov’t is trying even when 100s died almost every day and 100s kidnapped, with Boko Haram controlling over 10 LGAs.
Dear
@segalink
and
@AishaYesufu
@obyezeks
, pls discuss 👇🏾
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‘I used to think I was extremely introverted because I really like being alone, but it turns out I just like being at peace with myself and surroundings, and I’m extra extroverted when I’m around people who bring me comfort and happiness.’
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‘Never mock a pain you haven’t endured. Because when life hits you, you may become everything you ever criticized.’
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Ignoring the red flags 🚩 because you want to see the good in people will cost you later.
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@woye1
@omowe__
@ruffydfire
@abati1990
@ARISEtv
@ayomairoese
Trust me they know, what do expect from a PDP owned news channel? They’ll continue crying till 2031.
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@DanaAir
Have you guys refunded customers for canceled flights???? You’re here giving free tickets while you have not refunded my money!
#DanaAirRefundMyMoney
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Okay I can forgive the CCTV question but vertebrae? Haba! 😂 😆
[QUALITY OF EDUCATION]
cc:
Mallam Adamu Adamu
@nysc_ng
@OfficialNUC
#SeriousWorkAhead
#DeclareEmergencyInEducation
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@oluwatosin_bam
@Twickta
@JaphReal
@Neduh_Jr
@alexisobi4
@tipe2009
@adeyanjudeji
U know the PDP blood in Deji knows nothing about bank transactions before APC took over. All he knows is brown envelopes and ghana-must-go bags. U can see clearly how PMB turned him from a Happy Man to a Child of Anger 👇🏾
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@Yusufwrites
@yusgan1234
@ogundamisi
@MBuhari
@atiku
Okay I get u 👍🏾 . But don’t fall for that trap of “we voted for Yar’adua” Some of them shouting here didn’t even know what a polling unit looks like back 2007.
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‘Once she gets used to not talking to you, you’re f*cked.’
If you know she cares don’t give her space, not for a second...
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Its all about personal interest to dos people callin themselves activists. Its never about d masses. If dey’r part of d gov’t enjoyin d largesse den we can all go 2 hell. I can swear if
@MBuhari
had offered
@obyezeks
@AishaYesufu
appointments we wnt b hearing their voices nw.
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If you’re still awake, take 5mins and pray two raka’at. Have a conversation with your Rabb, tell Him what hurts your heart and He will heal you.
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Okay that means
@OfficialPDPNig
used it as “election slush fund” five consecutive times...1999,2003,2007,2011 and 2015+CBN. How interesting! 🤔 and now we should trust u to stop it right??? Abeg find another scam, this won’t fall through...
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‘Become friends with people who aren’t ur age. Hang out with people whose first language isn’t the same as yours. Get to know someone who doesn’t come from ur social class. This is how u see the world. This is how u grow.’
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You deserve a relationship that allows you to sleep peacefully at night.
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If you really want to get rid of people, all you’ve got to do is tell the truth.
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I confidently go off X for days knowing ‘gist with Smallie’ got me on lock! 💯 😂
Gist with Smallie: A thread
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While we were trying to settle some political brouhaha which I will talk about later on in this thread, Buju came to use pidgin and English to cause maximum damage to Davido and 30Bg people.
Grab your popcorn as this drama unfolds.
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Americans need history lessons...
Has the USA forgotten? Millions of Vietnamese and Cambodians massacred and gassed by Agent Orange. By them.
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We suffer because we think everything is permanent. The reality is, everything is temporary.
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@benmurraybruce
U know, some of your points are legit but my only problem is why didn’t u raise all these issues during the reign of ur distant cousin GEJ?
Oh maybe then u didn’t have sense, ur sense got commissioned 2015.
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I’m not your free time or your second choice. Prioritize me or leave me alone. 👋🏽
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@yusgan1234
@Yusufwrites
@ogundamisi
@MBuhari
@atiku
@yusufwrites
leave that BS of they voted for him. An election which even the winner confessed that it was massively rigged. Yar’adua (though a good man) was imposed on Nigerians, that’s the bitter truth.
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😂 This guy should be verified ASAP! I don’t bother checking trends anymore, I just wait for his thread. Notification 🔔 always on.
#ViolenceFC
🔥
Gist with Smallie: A thread 🔥💣
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People that went to church for Palm Sunday were still on their way home before the devil passed memos to women that they should destroy the peace of Sunday.
The women that agreed to this were Tacha, Jola, Tolanibaj and Seyi shay.
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@bunmifasae
@JAMESExtrobb
@fkeyamo
The way they say ‘send him back to daura’ it’s like there’s only one ‘magic PVC’ that will be used and no other vote will be allowed...😂 what comics!
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‘Divorce is ok. Breaking up is ok. Starting over is ok. Moving on is ok. Saying no is ok. Being alone is ok. What is not ok is staying somewhere you aren’t happy, valued, or appreciated, that’s not ok.’
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@mrlurvy
@DonSilsz
@flyaero
28 working days no bad nah.
@DanaAir
canceled my flights since Feb-23, dem never even give me working days for me to have hope. I still dey wait the day I go reach their office for Lagos they will see crazy. Any computer I see for that office I go just unplug am waka. I won’t
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@IamTeskyMan
@i_am_Eno
@More2Thiz
@BashirAhmaad
Dem go gree look closely? Lol...they’re here to find negative in everything 😂
#lazyyoot
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@abiodunosemobor
@drdebodun
@AsiwajuTinubu
Gbam! SE wailers are those shouting “Tinubu leave lagosians alone” 😂...I’m yet to understand how Lagos is attached to Biafra 😂
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@benmurraybruce
@MBuhari
Alabi Yellow fight for urself abeg. U’re fighting for ur pocket and personal interest. If u are for us why didn’t u tweet even once that the CJN should resign just like u did Kemi former FM? I say it again, ur DubaiStrategy of getting power through judiciary backdoor has failed!
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The Prophet (SAW) said: “Exchange gifts, as that will lead to increasing your love for one another.”
[Al-Bukhari]
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#TwitterNeverForgets
I mean it wen i say d country is filled wit two-faced activists who ride on theory I call selective-activism. Dey r bias n unjust wit criticism. See
@segalink
defending GEJ administration back den wen d north was a war zone. 👇🏾👇🏾🤦🏽♂️ 🤦🏽♂️
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You’re worthy of the most abundant love. You don’t have to go looking for love, love will come to you in the most pleasant way. You’re good enough. Be patient, wait.
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‘You can meet somebody tomorrow who has better intentions for you than someone you’ve known forever. Time means nothing, character does.’
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‘Ships don’t sink because of the water around them; ships sink because of the water that gets in them. Don’t let what is happening around you get inside you and weigh you down.’
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‘Ladies: The man God has in store for you is just for you. You won’t have to beg for his attention. You won’t have to steal him from another woman. You won’t have to sleep with him to keep him. All you need to do is be still and wait on God.’
Be Patient.
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Stay away from friends who become moody when they hear about your success...
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Operate manufacturing plants you built with public funds?
Well done Bob the Builder! 👏🏾
As someone who operates several manufacturing plants around Nigeria, the cost of manufacturing has risen by over 100% in the last 3 years.
When a factory can not operate optimally, it has to shut down. I have seen several contemporaries close shop.
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If you’re married or in a committed relationship you shouldn’t be best friends with someone of the opposite sex. Just because you claim not to have affection for that friend doesn’t mean that friend doesn’t have affection for you. Don’t play with fire.
~ Tony A. Gaskins Jr.
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I can swear cuz we hv seen similar scenario play during d Obasanjo administration, if not worse; from insecurity, to corruption, to impunity, endless. But wer was Madam
@obyezeks
den, before n after her appointment as minister?
Yea mayb den she didnt add ‘activist’ to her career.
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People change but tea is constant. Love tea, it will never break your heart. 🫶🏾
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I don’t fake my lifestyle. I have good days, bad days, broke days, paid days, up days, & down days. But everyday I keep going. 🚶🏾
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Don’t beg for the bare minimum. You deserve more, you deserve happiness.
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Energy is one thing you can never fake around me. I see it, I feel it.
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Loners + tea lovers are having the time of their lives. Stay home, close your doors and sip some tea. 💆🏾♂️ ☕️
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‘Everyone wants something real with someone real until they meet someone whose real standards challenge them to be real consistent, real considerate, and real committed.’
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God knows the state of every grieving heart. May God make it easy for all the grieving hearts.
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@doyinokupe
this is wat happens wen u run ur mouth like tap! Okupe aka Mr Follow D Dollar
“If
@atiku
rules Nigeria for 1 day, it will take us 10 years to recover. If
@bukolasaraki
rules for a day, Nigeria will make history.” - Okupe
@fkeyamo
@Mr_JAGs
@teguando1
@jeffphilips1
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May God send someone your way that will appreciate the things that someone else took for granted and took advantage of. 🤲🏾
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I pray one day we get all the best things we risked our sanity for...I pray.
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Brothers, fear the wrath of a fed up woman. Don’t take her patience for weakness. Don’t abuse your privileges. Being the man of the house doesn’t make you the Supreme Ruler. Yes you have a Kingdom, but remember u’re a King and she’s your Queen, and your Queen is NOT your slave.
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On marriage, the teachings are mostly on “rights of a husband”. Islamic scholars hardly discuss “rights of a wife” and in my opinion that’s 1 of the problems we face today. It’s about time husbands understand that their duties go beyond the basic feeding, clothing & shelter.
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“All praises and thanks be to Allah, Who (Alone) created the heavens and the earth, and originated the darkness and the light, yet those who disbelieve hold others as equal with their Lord.”
[Quran 6:1]
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‘Islam is not only about keeping beard, wearing hijab and praying 5 times a day. Islam is also about hw u deal with people, being truthful, faithful, and righteous in your dealings. This is the best part of Islam that most of us are overlooking and just focusing on other stuff.’
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Don't forget the days you prayed for the things you have now. Say Alhamdulillah. 😊
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Every man knows how to treat a woman like a queen, you’re just not the woman he loves. You’re just not worth going that extra mile for. You’re just a third wheel waiting to be discarded.
But what do I know 🤷🏾♂️, layman like me lol.
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‘People teach, people learn, people change, and people move on. Never judge people by their past.’
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Strong people break too. We just do it in silence, rebuild and keep on moving forward.
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@PsalmChelsZ
@Nass
@MBuhari
Ok Sir, I’ll inform them...Should they also initiate the removal of stones in the beans we want to cook in few weeks???
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As a girlfriend, you’re playing the role of wife too early, that’s why you’re getting hurt.
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To all those who are suffering in silence, those who keep smiling yet are struggling to cope. May Allah heal whatever is hurting you. May He grant you shifa. 🤲🏾
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@teejaybaba
@segalink
@AishaYesufu
@obyezeks
Why should opinions and views change when there’s still insecurity and corruption?
Let me tell u why opinions change in politics, opinions change when the feeding bottle 🍼 changes mouth! Take Femi Feni Kayode as case study. The way d guy changes ehn, chameleon will be jealous.
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Sometimes you have to make a decision that will break your heart but give peace to your soul.
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‘A person becomes 10 times more attractive not by their looks but by their acts of kindness, love, respect, honesty, and loyalty they show.’
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Stop living according to what people want you to do. Start living according to what actually makes you happy.
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Give yourself time to heal. Don’t be in a hurry start something new. Let the wounds heal till the bandage is completely off. What is for you will wait for you.
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As a Muslim, they tell u they like u because u’re “not too religious”, at the same time say they only remember u’re a Muslim during Ramadan. And u’re excited? My brother/sister u should be crying instead. I’d rather be called an “extremist” than labelled “not too religious”.
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Those things you take for granted, someone is praying day and night for them...
Say Alhamdulillah.
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Nobody has the right to make you feel worthless, not even yourself. You have made mistakes, forgive yourself and move forward. Grow.
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Anything a man loves, he takes care of...
If he’s nt taking care of u it means he doesn’t love u, and nothing wil make him; not ur tears, not ur nagging, not ur cat-face, not ur calls & texts, not ur prayers, not even sleeping with him. If a man doesn’t love u, u can’t make him.
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“The best of you are those who are best to their wives.”
Prophet Muhammad (Peace and Blessings Be Upon Him).
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Don’t mistake acquaintance for friendship. I know you no mean say I KNOW you.
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Sometimes I want to write somthng about my mother. But when I remember I hv friends here that hv lost theirs, I jst delete the tweet and say a prayer for her instead.
If ur mother is still alive, u hv the best blessing in d world. Always make her smile, make it ur No.1 priority.
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