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Well, well, well
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When I get accused of loving my wife
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Go to Truffoni's. Get a big rare cut of meat. Get a glass of water. They'll say, "No sloppy steaks.” Dump the water on the steak. Eat as fast as you can before the waiters try and snatch it up. Water splashing around the table makes the night so much more fun.
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BREAKING: America's largest egg producers and industry groups illegally rigged the market to drive up the price of eggs, a jury has found.
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me showing up to the barbie movie premiere
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Stocking up before the surge pricing goes into effect
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I witnessed Baby Gronk's father performing oral on the mystery judge of the competition. I've been conflicted about whether to say anything, because I feel like Baby Gronk could win it even without the oral.
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There's only one answer
What's the greatest phone call scene you've ever seen?
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No.
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He's the badass of professional bowling
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Let's all turn to page 46 of the merger documents
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FUCK!
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He’ll never use too small a slice again
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This should be illegal
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Oh my god, did you see Brian’s helmet?
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Not Worlde, it’s a chunky!
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Grimace is having his moment but let’s forget that Barney reigns supreme in the battle for best purple creature
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Don’t bring me a bad deal or I’ll
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Pretty boy His hot wife
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Hey
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do any of these… fuckers… ever lay down on the stage and have, like, a huge cum shot?
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when I see a dude in a yankees jersey, john cena shorts, and air force ones hanging by the subway turnstile
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how is this possible
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Tim Robinson has been cast in 'I THINK YOU SHOULD LEAVE WITH TIM ROBINSON'
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try and take it from me
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me (sending slack message to client): should I do X or Y?
guy who makes a quarter of a million dollars a year: 👍
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New Tim Robinson character just dropped
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Sir, the second little fucker popped out of the fucking wall and said "Fuck, there's a horse cock in my room or a donkey dick"
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The logo for the next ‘GHOSTBUSTERS’ movie has been revealed.
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Feeding their eggs
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So you go to Mar-A-Lago and lay down to be by yourself and read your art books, but then the next day, you went into the bathroom, and it looked like the hole in your toilet had shrunked.
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*goblin noises*
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I mean, you walk by a Burger King and you see 50 guys who look just like me fighting over very complicated uniforms, you go in.
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love the gofundme update too buddy
✌️I’m feeling the love from the I Think You Should Leave community 👍 Thank You a million times.
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big, rare cut of meat and a glass of water
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