Go to Truffoni's. Get a big rare cut of meat. Get a glass of water. They'll say, "No sloppy steaks.” Dump the water on the steak. Eat as fast as you can before the waiters try and snatch it up. Water splashing around the table makes the night so much more fun.
BREAKING: America's largest egg producers and industry groups illegally rigged the market to drive up the price of eggs, a jury has found.
Their price-fixing scheme included exporting millions of eggs overseas to drive up U.S. prices around Thanksgiving and Easter.
I witnessed Baby Gronk's father performing oral on the mystery judge of the competition. I've been conflicted about whether to say anything, because I feel like Baby Gronk could win it even without the oral.
Hey
@Macys
I know a few thousand people that want to be Shirt Brothers and the only way that can happen is if you rerelease the Blue Alfani Men's Geometric-Print Polo
This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. Dude cums in his pants during a twerking contest and it’s immediately and loudly pointed out to the 500 people in the room while they show his cum stain on the Jumbotron and a DJ plays drops making fun of him. Nightmare.
So you go to Mar-A-Lago and lay down to be by yourself and read your art books, but then the next day, you went into the bathroom, and it looked like the hole in your toilet had shrunked.
The Minnesota State Patrol has shut down a busy stretch of I-694 at I-35E after a semi rolled, releasing pigs to wander the roadway. Avoid this area as delays should be significant while the animals are rounded up.