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@aewbotches
I get that the steroid era is over, but all of these guys look like they can get their ass kicked by almost anyone
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Elon or naw….at least 90,000 of our 92,000 followers are fake. Or we’ve been shadow banned. Drop a like if you’re an actual person. (I predict this gets 4 likes) 😂
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Organized a gangbang for the GF last night. 12 men.
Ask me anything...
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Consent violations.
Yes, she’s cute. No, I wouldn’t care.
Banned. Removed. Goodbye 👋✌️
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89,000 followers yet pretty much no one likes, comments or retweets my shit.
Is anyone out there? 😂 let me know if a human reads this
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We do not tell non-members our live event location, dates or themes. We CAN share our weekly virtual events.
Yoga
HIIT Cardio
Twerk
Talk Sex
YCP is a very health conscious swinger group, which is why we keep our members moving in more ways than one. 😉
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If you’re not getting your throat swabbed for gonorrhea and chlymdia then you’re not really getting a complete std test.
We used to make 2-3k per year on an std testing affiliate. But they refused to offer throat swab, so I no longer promote them.
@STDcheck
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This also appears to be “hot” swinger couple on their boat.
❤️❤️
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@SonomaPair
The world would be better if Republicans and Democrats would enjoy dinner, a glass of wine and even fuck each other.
I have good friends of both political parties, and have amazing sex with both.
I had no idea this existed on dating sites, but I purposely avoid them. ✌️
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Want swinger men to post pictures of themselves in profiles? Want them to dress better?
LADIES: COMPLIEMENT MEN
Most men can go to clubs for years without a compliment, even from women who find them attractive.
Given this? Why would men believe their looks matter?
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You kids wouldn’t believe it, but there was a time before onlyfans. When women posted pics of their sexual adventures, it was because they genuinely wanted to. Now it’s impossible to believe anything swinger/Hotwife related.
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@wegottathing
@KeevaBlack
“Swingers will fuck anyone.” That’s the funny thing about these symbols, like pineapples. I can go to a hotel party with 200 couples and not find anyone attractive, so why would I want random swingers stopping at my house because they recognized my symbol? 😂 silly rumors
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The LS is a lot of fun, but it almost certainly will not define you’re entire life. It might be an exciting 5 year phase, which is perfectly fine. ❤️
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We bring 1000 pounds of hay inside for the Country parties. It takes about 8 hours of additional cleaning, but totally worth it. People love going home and finding hay in their hair, clothes, play bags, etc. 🤠
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B. Once that “new person excitement” is gone, you realize how god-awful sex with barrier (condoms) between the people are.
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Imagine a couples swinger dating site profile which read:
“We are the hottest couple on this site. We’re also the sexiest. The premier couple!”
Your immaturity meter would go off the chart.
Please - go a little deeper into what makes you different. Read some marketing books
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@NaughtyGym
Least toxic is true independent dating. Ie you find a date and your partner does too. Then neither of you are responsible for the success or failure of the other’s relationship
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@NaughtyGym
We’ve made tons of mistakes. Mistakes we will never forget. One was 15 years ago and I think about it daily. Most people answering you here have a narrow and sometimes hypothetical perspective.
Have fun and take that ride with your eyes open ❤️
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@swingermemes
Most are just beginning in the lifestyle and almost imedustely begin giving advice, and answering listener questions, etc.
It’s like someone who has lifted weights for two months beginning to offer personal training.
I understand why. You need content.
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My timeline is now 99% onlyfans content producers. Most so unattractive that I mute to ensure I never see them again. 😂 WHO IS PAYING THESE PEOPLE?!?!!
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@AlexxxCoal
Oh, my 😂 was regarding”if people didn’t have oral sex”Which everyone loves. My mistake. Didn’t mean to offend
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D. The lifestyle can be extremely dramatic. The desire to add drama to your life lessens with age and experience.
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83% of our members are vaccinated. That’s higher than the general population, but not as high as I expected.
Like if you’re vaccinated!
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@AlexxxCoal
I know because I gave someone gonorrhea AFTER getting a “complete” std panel and testing negative for gonorrhea. Turns out I had an asymptomatic oral infection. 😢Now I get better testing that includes oral.
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A. Everything gets boring after a while. Even fucking new people. After you’re 200th Milf, it’s not titillating anymore.
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Couples on their second or third marriages selling/giving advice on keeping the spark and relationships together.
But hey, Oprah has sold a lot of diet books...
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@NaughtyGym
Most people never ask this question until they are in love, and by then are too lovesick to listen to reason. 18 months later they are often divorced.
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C. The lifestyle is physically exhausting. Many people drink alcohol to excess, and that’s not conducive to a long life, particularly in middle age.
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@NaughtyGym
Love is the most powerful force on earth, and it’s ridiculous to assume we have any control over it. If you have amazing sex, text and spend time with someone for long enough then you WILL develop feelings. Only a sociopath can avoid it.
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@NaughtyGym
Compounded by the fact that those people never meant to be poly. They just had repeated amazing sex with the same couple until they accidentally fell in love. I say people should become poly because they want to, not because they are bad at swinging 😂
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@sexonthefringe
@SteakAndTequila
@MrSteakNTequila
And you’re forgetting the biggest difference of all. Essential vs unessential. “We’re all in this together” is the biggest horse shit line of 2020. Some people lost their life’s savings and homes, others just had to stop commuting to work. Quite the difference of perspective✌️
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So the people who went nuclear during Covid just acting normal now? After firebombing everyone? 😂
We all cracked a little. Some people completly lost it. 🤪🤪
Then went on a full frontal assault on other couples, promoters, etc.
Now just like “hey guys, what’s up?” 😂😂
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@snowboardcouple
They mostly all are. Any site with “lifetime” members is dangerous.
People get divorced. Leave the lifestyle. Die. Over time, a larger percentage of those profiles are inaccurate. You want a site where people decide each month if they are staying or leaving.
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It’s so bizarre to me that all of these swinger parties use constant contact and Mailchimp - both of whom banned us for sending PG rated emails. Their TOS disallow swinger clubs. Move you mailing list while you still can. ❤️
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@AverageSwingers
@sexonthefringe
@sapphicswingers
@SwingDownUnder
@DateNation
@casualswinger
@ClubEuphoria1
@JKSwingingPod
@Monogamish1
I’ve been to hundreds of swinger events, and I’ve never seen a dental dam.
Maybe I will someday!
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@SwingDownUnder
@wegottathing
@BeachBedCouple
@dubdoneight
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@PenthousePlays
I think it’s the gentlemen who should be wondering.
Its often hard to tell that men put any effort into their appearance at all. They could be making an 11 pm run to Walmart for diapers or out trying to get laid. Same outfit.
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Not only an asshole. A clueless one! 😂😂😂😂
AITA for inviting my (29M) Girlfriend (28F) on an expensive vacation and expecting her to pay all of her share? (I make a lot more than her)
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We traveled across Indiana to Ohio this weekend. As soon as you cross the Illinois border in any direction, it’s an entirely different world. Restaurants are full, hotels are open, retail spaces are occupied. IL is circling the toilet drain.
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How 2019. 😂 The only thing that would get you shamed in 2020 is not wearing a mask.
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@AverageSwingers
“Public safety” is the justification for every major removal of our rights. Alcohol, internment, drugs, pornography, etc. Its a difficult argument to counter, because those standing for liberty are vilified as “not caring.” When in reality, these measures rarely work as intended
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@AverageSwingers
Amen! And unless I want to argue online like a fucking loser, I don’t dare reply to their outrageous comments. ✌️
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Any swinger knows it’s very unlikely this newbie got hard at all, and IMPOSSIBLE that he came and got hard again several times.
The odds of this being true are .000000000000000067%
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That is a hot take. Haha
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“Age is just a number.”
Spoken by someone so deep in the majority, that everything seems perfectly normal, and comfortable all the time.
Read more here
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We meet, we have a drink, we laugh, sometimes we have sex.
We're swingers. Get over it.
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If vaccinating everyone who wanted a vaccine wasn’t enough to remove restrictions, then what will be?
If you want a vaccine, you’ve already gotten one. Everyone is eligible. Vaccination centers have loads of doses. Walk ups, welcome.
It’s time to remove event caps
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Why bi-curious can simply be replaced by bisexual in the swinger lifestyle. A guest blog post.
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@NaughtyGym
Full nudity. I wouldn’t go to one that’s topless only, bc it implies some other hangups, I wouldn’t want to deal with.
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@SwingDownUnder
I will do anything to rid the world of Covid-shamers. 🙄I’ll drink antifreeze. I’ll beat up a baby. I’ll gouge out an eye. So yes, I’d take a vaccine. I’d even buy a vaccine membership card for $100,000 or tattoo “vaccinated” on my forehead. Whatever...
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Follow these guys. They are AMAZING
is live!
Join us on 6-16-22 for a few hours of
#hilarious
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#whiskey
cocktails with your box of goodies from US! (Booze not included)
It's a PJ/lingerie party too, so wear sexy things & enter to win a prize from
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An opinion stated once is an opinion. After a while its bullying.
A few people agree with you, but most don’t and aren’t liking or replying.
Often the swinging “community” is the most toxic thing on my Twitter feed.
Chill
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What percent of “first touches” or “first kisses” at swinger clubs take place after someone literally asks “may I touch you?” or “may I kiss you?”
Ever do the “light touch and see how they react?” That’s NOT explicit consent.
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@anonymousdad32
You could schedule 100 dates and 90 wouldn’t show. Of the ten that did show, maybe one could get an erection
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The worst phrase in the lifestyle
“Join our kik group.”
I’ve never once been bored enough to entertain that thought.
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Women are complimented 20 times for every compliment a man receives at a swinger party.
Please read and give your thoughts.
#swingers
#swingerparty
#polyamory
#consensualnonmonogamy
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@KissaSins
These respondents haven’t had much anal sex. 😂😂
It’s smoother than a vagina, and can (but not usually) even be looser. Depends upon how relaxed she is.
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Selling out a complete hotel takeover in a few hours. Thankful ❤️
Especially since we never promote our events to non-members, including an email list or swinger dating sites like
@Kasidie
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@SwingersHelp
This tweet is like someone shouting “advice” out their car window
No one understood what they said, but know it was mean spirited.
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Follow these two! Watch the video
Have you ever struggled with performance anxiety induced ED in the swinging lifestyle? Watch our newest video to see how we overcame it on our journey!
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@stemplet74
IL is much worse in both cases per capita and deaths per capita. MUCH worse. Since poverty is so related to health, I will mention the most important metric. Iowa’s unemployment rate is 4.7% and Illinois’s is 6.8%.
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@anonymousdad32
*Most* single males aren’t in the swinger lifestyle. They would be monogamous if they were capable of finding a partner. Being single and looking for pussy doesn’t make you a swinger, I’m afraid. They don’t “get it” and can’t relate.
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We have 90,000 followers.
If I sent out a survey to any group (swingers, firemen, clergy) via Twitter, what percentage of responses would be done by the actual target group?
1%? Even if it’s 50% the responses are nonsense.
Consider this when looking at LS surveys
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92,000 followers and 19 saw this. Cool platform 😂
Elon or naw….at least 90,000 of our 92,000 followers are fake. Or we’ve been shadow banned. Drop a like if you’re an actual person. (I predict this gets 4 likes) 😂
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@snowboardcouple
And oddly, several more swinger dating sites begin each week. They are all the same fucking thing. Each promising something new, but they have no clue what the fuck that new thing is. Obviously money grabs - which will fail
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@DrDavidLey
@JustinLehmiller
As a swinger club that doesn’t allow single males, I get emails from dumb single men all the time. They often tell me about their dick size, or want me to get them a date so they can attend. 😳😳 I knew more about women at age 6 than they do at 26.
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Awesome podcast and host. Take a listen and follow.
Episode 41: Accidental An*l (MFFM) (Toga House Party Part 2) is out today! 🍍 It’s a səcksy and funny story time episode!
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@emilywillisxoxo
You just inspired me to buy one of these. Ordered it immediately after seeing your tweet. Will be outside playrooms at our swinger parties. Thank you! ❤️
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@SwingerDiaries
The Lux is probably your best bet. No membership required, and they won’t be sold out. You’ll need a car. There won’t be any swinger parties or clubs happening in the city of Chicago unless it’s someone’s private house party
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@SwingingVirgins
@swingfessions
We often have men tell us their dick size on club applications. Usually it’s single men, who we don’t allow anyway. But sometimes it’s a couple where the man has clearly sent the application without his partners knowledge. Those apps are never responded to.
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@wegottathing
@KeevaBlack
We never have to do this because we don’t “date” couples. We don’t meet people online, and then put ourselves in a situatin where we have to say “no” over dessert. At clubs or parties you jusy mingle away before it gets to that point. 😀
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Live events. Virtual exercise classes,
Yoga, pole dance classes, Twerk classes, weekly trivia night.
We have something pretty much every day of the week. ❤️
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@2hotwives
If you have a quality club in your area, that’s more cost effective than going on dates. It’s not uncommon for a single dinner and drinks to be $150 per couple. People often complain about an $80 entry fee, and forgot that’s the cost of four margaritas at a restaurant.
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IL is right next door
Most schools are closed
Indoor dining banned
Bars obviously banned
Mask mandate since May
Is IL doing it right? 🤷♂️
Im only stating that by any metric, IL is worse than Iowa despite crushing “mitigations.”
This article is intentionally dishonest.
Highlighting Iowa because it fits your priors and ignoring Illinois (and every other state that did it "right" and has massive surges) because it doesn't.
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@SwingerDiaries
Idk how much you know about Chicago politics, but it would take a few million dollars in bribes to open a brick and mortar club there. Then several hundreds of thousands a year every year thereafter. This is more developing nation than functioning democracy.
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I’ve hosted swinger events for five years. Been in the lifestyle for 14 years. I’ve NEVER seen a prostitute involved in swinger events in any capacity.
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I hate these “wyd” posts. Uhhh id call the police...🤷♂️
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To avoid arguments, I mostly retweet porn. Which has probably gotten me shadow banned. Perhaps now I can express an opinion on here without anyone seeing it and yelling at me.
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