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@yinzurance
Austin
2 years
Brb… building my agency
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@yinzurance
Austin
3 years
If you’re a single guy in your 20s Freedom money starts at $200k
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@yinzurance
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3 years
I haven’t talked to this guy in 8 months This is the proper way to maintain a professional network
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@yinzurance
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2 years
If Joe Rogan had any balls Tate should be in his studio recording today His big issue is deplatforming and free speech etc Time to put your money where your mouth is
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@yinzurance
Austin
3 years
I’ll be honest guys the anti 9-5 stuff comes from miserable people making under $100k Or miserable people in some sort of high powered career (bankers, lawyers) Sweet spot of $200k+ and less than 60 hours a week is compelling
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@yinzurance
Austin
9 days
@pgh_scanner Great now you’re messing with $11/hr employees. That’ll show them Just boycott
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@yinzurance
Austin
5 months
@BowTiedGatorDDS I use it to slow down my drinking. Mix in a couple to feel like you’re still in the mix but have fewer alcoholic beverages in total. I only enjoy the taste of select brands though
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@yinzurance
Austin
1 year
Guy who was in my fraternity just died of brain cancer Things just aren’t that serious, friends Your business problems are fake. Totally made up
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@yinzurance
Austin
2 years
@TheWinston_ 9 a true underdog story
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@yinzurance
Austin
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@seconds_0 9:30am-10am arrive 6 hrs worth of calls and meetings during the day with random work in between. Staying on top of email between calls. Between calls and emails coming in larger work items are piling up. 5-7:30pm calls are likely finishing up at this point, and now you have
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@yinzurance
Austin
2 years
Greek yogurt, whey, creatine, raw honey 62 grams of protein In a plastic bowl though so it will shrink my balls or whatever the twitter wisdom is on that
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@yinzurance
Austin
3 years
The person I respect most (outside my family) Is a gentleman who got colon cancer at 28 and beat it Then made money on Wall Street Only to use the money to found 2 biotech companies that treat cancer That have both successfully IPOed and are profitable
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@yinzurance
Austin
2 years
7 years ago I invited a girl to a date party (not to brag) She said yes on the condition I found a date for her friend My buddy said he’d do it for me without knowing what the girl looked liked just to help me out He’s now engaged to that friend. Stuff like that amazes me
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@yinzurance
Austin
2 years
This isn’t about Andrew Tate it’s about these huge companies silencing him all at once. Your opinion of Tate should be irrelevant to this issue
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@yinzurance
Austin
3 years
One thing money twitter needs to pick up from Wall St is calling $1M a stick "That guy makes a stick a year"
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@yinzurance
Austin
2 years
Bartender at local place is a great guy. I befriended him and tipped well always He gets a job at the nicest restaurant in the city, promoted to manager shortly after I go to that place for dinner with my mom tonight, somehow we get the best table in the place…
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@yinzurance
Austin
2 years
“I’m so sorry. What’s your name again?” This actually shows respect. Says “I care enough about you to potentially embarrass myself” - it’s counterintuitive And so many times they ask you for yours too Both just scared to talk to each other so you miss out on a connection
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@yinzurance
Austin
3 years
Watched Pumping Iron recently It is absolutely hilarious how cocky Arnold was One of a kind person, such a beast
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@yinzurance
Austin
2 years
You derive confidence from doing things that you think are going to make you shit your pants and then not shitting them Or you shit them and realize you can just shit your pants throw them out, shower, and move on
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@yinzurance
Austin
2 years
Girls want your relationship to work so fucking bad if you met not on a dating app They do dating apps to have sex and wanna date those they met in person regardless of personality or fit Gotta have a meet cute
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@yinzurance
Austin
1 year
@BFW The Bronx Bombers
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@yinzurance
Austin
2 years
Had a couple DMs asking how I got a bartending job with no experience I walked into a bar and asked the bartender. Owner happened to be there and I asked him for a job and told him I had no experience but I’d never call out Hired me on the spot Don’t bother with indeed
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@yinzurance
Austin
2 years
Nothing reveals your narcissism quite like a video call I damn near never look at the other person
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@yinzurance
Austin
2 years
Well I guess we’ll all just have to add actual real value to the world to get rich This is bullshit
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@yinzurance
Austin
2 years
How much money did I make in November? Let’s just say this is my 6th time here this month… you fill in the blanks
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@yinzurance
Austin
9 months
@AndyHVandenBerg Wait til they’re dealing with 4 callouts, a disgruntled employee harassing customers, and any number of challenges they have dealing with non-PE people. 100x harder than working with your associate who just can’t seem to get the excel sheet to tie out
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@yinzurance
Austin
2 years
It is so cheap to not drive drunk Call an Uber Order a car service It’s amazing how many rich people get DUIs Build it into your cost for a night out, driving drunk is not an option
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@yinzurance
Austin
2 years
@e_cdalton @ccmembersonly It’s interesting. I would trade every experience I ever had at every restaurant, bar, vacation etc for one of my sisters. Imagine the love you have for a kid. Seems like an easy trade
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@yinzurance
Austin
2 years
Hey guys for those who don’t know my dad worked on wall street and that’s been a massively positive impact on my life and I’ve reaped the benefits and I’m not sorry
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@yinzurance
Austin
2 years
We want a brutal crypto collapse We want equities down 50%+ We want housing prices down We want it to be fucking hard to get rich so that people have to do amazing things to get rich We need real value to make people rich again, not nonsense
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@yinzurance
Austin
2 years
“I’m 27 and have cancer and I’m the one convincing you to be more optimistic. You need to spend less time on the internet” Something a friend of mine actually had to say to me
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@yinzurance
Austin
2 years
Holy shit I’m profitable
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@yinzurance
Austin
2 years
They’re not making buildings like this anymore and that’s a huge problem
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@yinzurance
Austin
2 years
Eating healthy is very easy. Just find something healthy you like and make it over and over I eat 4 different types of meals 90% of the time 1. Eggs w spinach and cheese 2. Roid rice w ground beef 3. Roid rice w ground turkey 4. Roid rice w chicken thighs Veggies w each
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@yinzurance
Austin
1 year
@ChrisUnits @nickcpicks Too easy to loop hole not to mention a great disincentive to do great things in life I’d just have my kid start a “consulting business” and pay him absurd fees for “consulting” me on whatever
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@yinzurance
Austin
2 years
Be friendly and tip well
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@yinzurance
Austin
2 years
Fun fact about Outback. Pour up to the steakhouse is 6 oz, and the top of the mountain is 9 oz As you can see I can afford 9 oz (I’ll also be upgrading with garlic butter on top of my steak)
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@yinzurance
Austin
15 days
@seconds_0 Calls are never just calls either. It’s detailed note taking. Everyone sends their notes to the analysts at the end who consolidates the notes and sends them around so nothing is missed. Depending where you are in deals you’re on you could easily be getting hundreds of
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@yinzurance
Austin
2 years
Guys Hear me out Dave & Busters is an underrated date spot
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@yinzurance
Austin
2 years
Oh you’re out getting drunk on a Friday anon? I’m silently grinding at the gym and retaining my semen (voluntarily!)
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@yinzurance
Austin
2 years
Today is the best day of the year to build an agency Everybody loses focus Can’t play pickleball and cards with you. Sorry Mom and Grandma Maybe you should’ve blocked some time off on my calendly
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@yinzurance
Austin
2 years
That guy she’s seeing? He just said “ain’t no laws when drinkin claws” as he cracked his 5th black cherry of the afternoon And you still think you have a shot? Give it up bro, you lost
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@yinzurance
Austin
2 years
*Meets a girl* *Girl does/says something* The mother of my children would never *Never talks to girl again*
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@yinzurance
Austin
2 years
“It’s better to be a warrior in a garden than a gardener in a war” -Keith, a 21 year old who helps gardeners modernize their websites
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@yinzurance
Austin
2 years
Lmao I bet some of you are enjoying your Friday night Me? I’m grinding. Building in complete silence
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@yinzurance
Austin
2 years
Crazy feeling owning your outcome, being in charge, and having full awareness you have massive shortcomings and need to improve in order to get where I need to Diagnosing what’s wrong with my business and it’s that I’m in charge and I’m not good enough yet
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@yinzurance
Austin
2 years
Feels so ridiculous feeling as stressed as I do when I have one friend whose dad is actively dying of lung cancer and another friend battling kidney cancer (he’s 27) Me? I’m nervous my business thing won’t work well. It just isn’t real
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@yinzurance
Austin
2 years
There’s absolutely nothing wrong with being an SEO expert who specializes in helping nail salons But you’re not a warrior or reincarnation of a hero or the embodiment of ancient human savagery who’s hungry to kill/be killed Just chill out man
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@yinzurance
Austin
2 years
Just a reminder that sports video games used to be cool In NCAA 06 (or close to it) you had a pic of your gf in your dorm and the better you played the hotter she got NFL Blitz you used to be able to make your team do steroids These poor kids are playing nerfed sports games
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@yinzurance
Austin
2 years
Build your own business
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@yinzurance
Austin
2 years
Lots of crazy takes on here Just because you’re making $700k or whatever with just your cell phone doesn’t mean you shouldn’t respect the Deloitte partner make $650k after decades of work He’s done things and been in worlds you could never Listen to him
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@yinzurance
Austin
9 months
@realEstateTrent Get an insurance company that does a pay per mile program. Allstate does it
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@yinzurance
Austin
2 years
Something a lot of ambitious people have backwards is feeling pride about the number of hours they work See this a lot with bankers and lawyers Working a bazillion hours is embarrassing. It’s not the badge of honor you think it is
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@yinzurance
Austin
2 years
Need to continue working on being more friendly in everyday life Crack a joke to a rando at the store Give the flight attendant a chance to brag about their crazy itinerary for the day Give attention and energy with no expectation of reciprocation Always pays you back
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@yinzurance
Austin
2 years
“She really likes you. She looks up to how you treat people with such kindness” is the best compliment I’ve ever received. Could cry thinking about it
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@yinzurance
Austin
2 years
Still amazes me I can walk into a restaurant, incur several hundred dollars worth of expenses, and there’s just the assumption I’m gonna pay 0 vetting process. No upfront deposit. Just pure “yeah he’s probably not a scum bag” White pill transaction set up
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@yinzurance
Austin
2 years
@litcapital “So you’re an artist? That’s so cool. Me? Yeah I work in M&A. Let me buy you a drink. Vodka soda? Cool here you go. Oh okay. Bye”
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@yinzurance
Austin
2 years
Very hard to get a window seat at this place. Best view in the city Free appetizer comes out Post dinner drinks on the house I never even asked. Never even told him I was coming Just saw my name on the list My mom: “this is my favorite dining experience I ever had”
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@yinzurance
Austin
2 years
I live in Pittsburgh because within 1 year of living here and less than $200k startup capital I have 2 brick and mortar businesses, my name on a building in the wealthiest neighborhood, and an invite to participate in a real estate deal I’m not rich enough for NYC could never
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@yinzurance
Austin
2 years
For $2-3 extra per drink you could drink at a fancy restaurant instead of a mid-tier bar Either go high end or shitty dive Anything in between is overrated
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@yinzurance
Austin
1 year
Spend 24/7 working or thinking about work The hours not worked is guilt felt about not working The hours working is guilt feeling like I need to remove myself from the work to think about the correct way to work How to stop this
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@yinzurance
Austin
2 years
I absolutely love going for a drive Morning after a nice dinner with a lady grab a coffee, put on tier 1 music, and drive to the nicest neighborhood within 20 minutes and just check it out Elite morning after activity (if she sleeps over (not to brag))
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@yinzurance
Austin
1 year
Just listened to RFK on Lex Fridman… is Lex an idiot or is it just me?
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@yinzurance
Austin
1 year
@callicrates_ The most stable time was when I was a kid because my parents were weathering storms I couldn’t believe or understand until today. They just never let me feel it
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@yinzurance
Austin
2 years
“You should *not* go out with me if you can’t handle my sarcasm” -every girls hinge profile
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@yinzurance
Austin
2 years
I’ve decided I like chip and salsa enough to not worry about the seed oils in the chips Please respect my privacy during this time
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@yinzurance
Austin
2 years
@PleighboiApollo And that’s why no one will remember her name
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@yinzurance
Austin
1 year
I like an uptight country club environment. One where they don’t let you wear jeans. People get pissed at this but I like the effort of cultivating a certain aesthetic. Everyone having to elevate themselves to be there. It’s a good thing
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@yinzurance
Austin
2 months
@realEstateTrent Accounting*
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@yinzurance
Austin
2 years
Launched business 2 today and went off with a lot of hitches Had an employee show up on painkillers and/or drunk to business 1, terminated immediately and he threatened to sue Lawyer said I’m good so I’m going to Outback Online business could never
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@yinzurance
Austin
1 year
Pretty interesting to talk to my parents about their life experience now that I’m an adult. They describe some of the hardest times of their lives while I was blissfully unaware trying to kill master hand on Smash Bros N64 to unlock Ness
@yinzurance
Austin
1 year
@callicrates_ The most stable time was when I was a kid because my parents were weathering storms I couldn’t believe or understand until today. They just never let me feel it
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@yinzurance
Austin
2 years
Harsh truth for young guys Your friends you have right now in whatever circumstance you’re in You maybe have 5% of them as real friends if you move or things get shaken up
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@yinzurance
Austin
1 year
@ChrisUnits @nickcpicks That’s a huge motivator yeab. Plus if you made it later then you have a lot of capital to deploy. If it’s getting taken from you why take risk. You’re sucking risk capital out of the system
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@yinzurance
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2 years
@JQ313A2 @stoolpresidente @Bss1234561 Just a random person who clearly doesn’t care for barstool as they’ve said a number of times
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@yinzurance
Austin
1 year
@BFW The ice Steelers for the penguins always makes me laugh
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@yinzurance
Austin
8 months
@StealthQE4 She took a swing and missed. Respect to her. Lessons will be learned and on to the next
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@yinzurance
Austin
2 years
Shoutout to the woman at the hotel bar straight up asking the guy next to me if he’s a swinger and then a saying “that’s a shame” when he said no Just 0% phased asking a wild question and getting a no. 1 in 5 times that probably has an awesome outcome for her Lesson in there
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@yinzurance
Austin
2 years
My friend Du has me wanting to get back here and more active Some setbacks in my life have caused me to lose interest. Plus was getting impacted by some of the negativity on here Will need to overhaul my follow list Warning to unfollow because I might get back to the old me
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@yinzurance
Austin
2 years
@zerohedge Would've done a hell of a lot more than 3% damage
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@yinzurance
Austin
2 years
“I’m great with parents” -Some 28 year old guy You mean you’re good talking to people? Yeah you should be able to carry yourself amongst adults because…you’re an adult
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@yinzurance
Austin
2 years
That guy she's seeing? He held up a "dads, we'll take it from here" sign on freshman move in weekend at college And you still think you have a shot? Give it up bro. You lost
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@yinzurance
Austin
2 years
If you’re like me you’re getting compliments on your hair almost daily I always answer with “thank you! I’ll let Annie at sports clips know you said that. It’ll make her day” Keeps getting a laugh
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@yinzurance
Austin
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@RealEstateMaxi It’s xmas eve, pal. Walk a few steps so kids can get their presents. These drivers are human beings with the biggest routes of the year
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@yinzurance
Austin
2 years
Worst part about business is having to answer every single unknown number in case it’s important
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@yinzurance
Austin
2 years
I’ve lived in NYC and Chicago in prestigious finance jobs NYC I was an unconfident idiot and Chicago I worked 24/7 I did 100x better romantically in Pittsburgh than anywhere because of time and confidence I was a bartender/Uber driver most of that time
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@yinzurance
Austin
14 days
@hunderscorep2 @seconds_0 To make $200k at 22 years old with no skills and to open any door in business you want
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@yinzurance
Austin
1 year
RIP to the candidate who just said “sorry not great with technology” while I asked him to pull up an email I sent him. Automatic no offer. Offhand filler comment ruined any chance he had at the job
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@yinzurance
Austin
2 years
A driver quit at loadout, another got stuck which cost $365 to get him out, and another grazed a guys mirror so the guy screamed at me, threatened to call the police, and demanded $1500 (which I’m not paying) Just get a sales job, kids
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@yinzurance
Austin
2 years
Sometimes forget good employees are perpetually worried about everything
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@yinzurance
Austin
2 years
One thing I’ve done for a few weeks that’s been great for me is a weekly review call with another ambitious friend 10am Sunday to go over goals, and to review how we did the previous week vs those goals Excellent for accountability Structure in next tweet…
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@yinzurance
Austin
2 years
Talking to a guy in Pittsburgh. Tells me an awesome story “I worked for a book store in the 60s on the weekends for about 12 years to save up for a house. I bought it for $37k. It’s worth about $700k right now I rent it out for $2700 a month and I can retire because of it”
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Austin
2 years
My family has taken so many Ls in the last 18 months (no deaths thank the lord) We all still have each other. All of us still have respect for each other. Those with shortcomings are covered. Those with excess give it no problem. Plan is to make the excess bigger. So grateful
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@yinzurance
Austin
1 year
The gym is completely unusable at 6pm idk how you guys do it
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@yinzurance
Austin
2 years
Guys don’t get dogs and move in with people you’re not engaged to How many times do we need to see an absolute logistical disaster after a breakup to learn our lessons
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@yinzurance
Austin
2 years
Entrepreneurship isn’t self improvement it’s self discovery. Brutal self discovery. Your weaknesses WILL be revealed and it WILL be painful. Improvement only comes if you use that data to correct yourself
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@yinzurance
Austin
2 years
I had no idea what loneliness was until I started 2 businesses with 0 operational help This is a level of “you are on your own” with a harshness I can’t describe
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@yinzurance
Austin
2 years
Ultimately I want to own factories in the US with complex manufacturing capabilities First time I’ve ever said this but I think that’s an end game for me. May sound ridiculous to many but not to you guys I bet
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@yinzurance
Austin
1 year
They used to make train stations look like this for kicks
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@yinzurance
Austin
2 years
There’s nothing funnier than South Park’s made up depiction of Canadians Square wheels on the cars. Top half of the head disconnected. Love farts. It’s based on absolutely nothing but one of the funniest bits the show has
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@yinzurance
Austin
1 year
High end athletic club in a rich suburb 35 minutes away? Or shitty lower middle tier gym 10 minutes away?
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@yinzurance
Austin
2 years
“You need a girl that challenges you” No. I am challenging myself enough on my own. I don’t need additional challenges from her
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