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Your friendly neighborhood economist. The things you see here don't represent my place of employment... they barely represent me.
PG County, MD
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My girl Brienne outside in a housecoat. I hate dick. That's what dick does. It has you outside in the cold ass North in a housecoat asking a one handed dude where he's going.
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I have a very serious question for folks that have airbnbs and are adamantly against parties. Why else would someone need a house that sleeps 12, has a pool in the back, pool table wet bar and 100" TV in the basement? That isn't for a quiet vacation.
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@xDecadent
Lol not even a party fee because a house that sleeps that many people is BREAD. Take it out that $1200/night rental fee lol!!
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@Kayode_ani
@Karnythia
Because it's never actually about caring about or protecting women. It's always, "I will do this nice thing and then they will give me what I want". When she doesn't accept the nice thing, it's back to the default he-man woman-hating.
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@lonsdaleslim
@Miny_K
That part!! And I work for the government and they dont piss test here. And if they did, we'd be short staffed like shit. Lol. Test some congressmen for cocaine or opioids and let's really get the party started. Lol
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The amount of bootlicking I've seen in the replies. You live in an overpriced 1 bedroom apartment. Please stop defending that raggedy LLC that is destroying the neighborhood and pricing you out of home ownership. Rich people don't need any good press, poor idiots do it for them.
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@HereIsMySpout
I know this seems weird, but could you imagine seeing someone with hair like yours doing the traffic and weather while you get dressed for school?!? And its not like "a thing". It is just "Ashley with the weather". Love to fucking see it.
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@xDecadent
Our. Money's. Worth. But they're already charging a $300 cleaning fee and still expect you to do the dishes and laundry. Lol I hate airbnbs so bad
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Lol. Well this took off. I don't have anything to promote, but I am getting married next year and could use some money for housecoats lol. Thanks!!
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Monthly reminder that if you are in the DMV area and need someone to ride or walk with you to go get an abortion or tested or whatever at a hospital/clinic, I will go with you. I'm 6'0, sturdy, and pretty intimidating... so if a bitch wants smoke they can get it lol. Love you.
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@MirandasRandom
"Buy my course and I will show you how you can do it too." You go to their bio and it says shit like "Tech career coach putting you on the path to make 6 figures in 30 minutes" lol.
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100 times!!! They marry because they can't afford a maid, secretary, concubine, cook, and nanny... and when you marry you get one of those for free. It's why everything that is "womens work" is expected to be done for "love" and "men's work" is done for actual fucking money.
I'll repeat again: Patriarchy is **A LABOR SCAM** where men (fathers, husbands, clerics, etc) exploit and steal women's work. Here's a woman who provided 25 years of domestic and entrepreneurial labor to a man who left her homeless and penniless when she became unfuckable to him.
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Men's version of settle: she's not Beyonce/Cardi B/Rihanna/whichever celeb/millionaire that is grossly out of their league
Women's version of settle: he doesn't hit me, he has a job, and hopefully won't steal her car
men settling for somebody they don’t want =/= women settling for somebody who is detrimental to & beneath them
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@KaylarWill
@MyssBart
Another thing is to get them to say YOUR OR THEIR NAME. Do NOT say "is this the uber for Ashley?"
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@Brazo4444
Lol!!! No seriously. I gotta get in the right headspace because I am about to bullshit the way no nigga has ever bullshitted in all the history of niggatry. Lol!! But first imma be sure to let everyone know that we all have the same 24 hours.
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@KaylarWill
@MyssBart
Ask either THEIR NAME to match with who you are looking for or ask "who are you waiting for?" Its literally right there on the screen so it's no reason they wouldn't know if they're actually there to pick you up.
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CPAC was at the Gaylord National Harbor in Oxon Hill, MD. So that shit is basically in DC at this point.
Coronavirus detected in attendee at CPAC meeting, which many White House officials attended less than two weeks ago
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@KnowbodysTweets
That nigga. Lets make a list of the things the rest of us do when we are too drunk.
I go to sleep, eat too much, pee a lot, try to keep the party going, start cleaning up like a mad woman, tell people how much I love them, tell people how much I miss them, ramble, misspell tweets
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@dstarwriter59
@ReneeAnt0inette
Let's get into it. Because if she would've shown genuine fear folks would've decided that she's too easily frightened and not in control of her emotions and therefore not qualified to be president
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@Kyla_Lacey
Also Amazon: I will be there by 6pm.
J/k, make that 10pm.
Now I will be there by 11pm. For real this time. My bad.
Fuck it. I went home. I might come out tomorrow between 12am and 11pm.
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This. I'm trying to figure out in which time it was okay to pull people off cars, grope, rip off their clothes, etc. Folks really wanted to be outside, dancing, listening to Uncle Luke, and partying and here come the creeps. And there were more creeps than not.
“it was a different time back then.” is a lazy, terrible, raggedy ass excuse.
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Just DM me. And I'm not going to ask a bunch of questions because it isn't my business. I just want you to know that you have someone to go with you, in case some man tries to ruin your hot girl summer lol.
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Lol literally all of us. Most men dont have much... and there has been no shortage of wives, girlfriends, baby mamas, and partners. If anyone gets unconditional love, especially when down and out, its men. Free yourself.
How many women on here honestly can say they loved a man for who he was and not just what he had?
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Women on general have been mad. But white women are going to side with white supremacy every time. Republicans don't have shit to be worried about.
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@brownandbella
I can tell by that meaty ass clavicle that he isn't missing any meals. He will be okay.
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@_benjvmins_
Correct. And the only reason she had friends on the show was because she was their employer.
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@IAmQuisB
@MOJOROROO
@JusticeTierney
@Laursnz
@bri_obaseki
Yes. Which is why folks have mentioned it multiple times over the years. Also it's black woman owned... so if you are asking is plus size black women are interested in on trend clothes from a black owned business... the answer is yes. An emphatic yes. And have been.
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@TheKitchenista
And we ALL know that when MOST women move into a house, some shit ends up being solely her responsibility. Combine that with paying a bill that doesnt exist? No thanks. He probably doesnt even have curtains or pillows. She's better off renting and getting with another dude. Lol.
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A whole mood. Also if you are in the DC area and need an escort, hit me up.
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@MechofJusticeWZ
@crissles
"you said something I dont like. Lets fight. Thatll show you my masculinity isnt fragile."
#MasculinitySoFragile
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@Coled_Marley
@Abstract_cool
@OfficialCabrina
are we blaming women again for the shitty actions of men/others?
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Ugly niggas always campaigning... and ugly niggas cheat too. Now you're pissed because you settled and embarrassed because a gremlin tried you.
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I know it is early or whatever but are yall tracking the movement of his money and what executive orders and shit he is trying to slip through?!?!?!? Because I KNOW that muthafucka is doing SOMETHING. Burning documents, moving money overseas, flushing flash drives, something.
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@IAmQuisB
@MOJOROROO
@JusticeTierney
@Laursnz
@bri_obaseki
I'm fat and black and a woman pudding... are you telling me that you track our fashion more than I do? You are giving internet talk. Yes from this specific brand which is why folks are agreeing with the original tweet. At ease, the company don't need any defenders.
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@andrew_jami
this tweet is underrated because y'all are reading it asdoes... instead of the plural of 🎶doe, a deer, a female deer🎶
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The problem is heterosexuality. Lol. Try finding a man that is single, doesn't hit you, has a job, doesnt listen to Rogen and Budden, actually likes women, and doesn't refer to women as "females".
forget the pandemic, there is a literal epidemic of women who cannot find anyone they want to be with—it feels like we are at the precipice of a radical new cultural reality that is changing so fast that most people do not have the capacity to keep up.
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@such_A_frknlady
Literally want the name so they can run up his streams or views or whatever and call her a liar. Very unserious bunch.
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@Felonious_munk
Which I could see but partner that with a lot of men not wanting to to their own emotional labor, we are tired. Talk to your guy friends that are already daddies. Dont look at the woman with tender boobs, swollen ankles, and high blood pressure and be like "I'm hurting too" lol
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why didn't she use the goddamn dragons?!?! What the entire fuck?!?! Sis has lost 2 kids and Sansa told you not to fucking go. Hard headed power hungry cunt.
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@faraztaqvi
Okay, people have been telling us for years at this point. Things that look like they are for "lazy" people are usually for people who have a disability or limited mobility. But you cant advertise specifically to the disabled because then no one will want to buy or sell it.
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@Shomicita
No seriously. Because while they are pressing to open recreational things like restaurants and barbershops, you know what ISN'T opening up? Courts, government buildings that serve the general public. THEY won't get sick. They will still doordash, instacart, and work from home.
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Yall are stupid. Planned Parenthood isn't even where the vast majority of abortions are performed. If you are against planned parenthood, you are just against poor women having access to healthcare period.
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@JENNontheRocks_
Listen!! Swam, pulled his body out the water in work clothes, and clocked in!! He meant that shit lol
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@bimbudgeting
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My group in particular is a bit more technical but there are people that make what I make without the SAS/R/Java/Python experience. My major was econ and I applied as a GS7 back in 2011. I've been a 13 for almost 5 years.
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@xoxoxMinnie
Hanging out with my boyfriend, had on cute little shorts, I must've done something and my pad shifted and was now sticking out the back. When I got up, he says "ummm you got a bunny tail". Mortified.
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It wasnt bc sudden pay increases or surges in hiring for high wage jobs... they made DC unlivable for poor and working class folks and moved in a bunch of rich young folks splitting apartments and houses 5 ways while they work in DC before they return to the midwest in 3 years.
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Bay bee... when those Dothraki lights went out lol
The Battle for Winterfell is still one of the best battles ever put on a screen. I refused and still refuse to allow the white hot fury everyone had to completely ruin it for me. (Please don't @ me to argue, I have neither the energy nor the desire)
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@sighyam
That part! Also, I know the whole block smells delicious. Folks really dont want community for real. Imagine being a mama on her last $5 and you come home, found out the kids already ate AND saved you a plate. 🙌🏿 Or the grandpa that doesnt get visitors just got to hang outside.
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@GoodGuyNelson
Raven. Because they are cutting her double the checks. She's currently still on the channel.
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RICH PEOPLE ARE HAVING ABORTIONS LEFT AND FUCKING RIGHT. They just dont want your broke ass to have access. Promise you that the same people in Georgia outlawing abortions are the same ones who have connections to get their mistresses one.
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@aririhz
Not the gay ones, dark ones, fat ones or the ones that won't fuck him or the onlyfans ones or disabled ones, definitely not the trans ones, not the poor ones, the ugly ones, or the loud ones, or the ones that are mamas, or the ones that like nice things, not the confident ones...
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Lol!!!!! I'm crying because everyone was telling elmo that they might don't make it and sesame street was like we gotta tell them to seek help, shits getting scary lol
Thank you,
@Elmo
, for checking in with a reminder for us to pause and take a mindful moment to focus on how we’re feeling. For
#EmotionalWellbeing
resources and more, visit
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1) we all knew this 2) he's saying the quiet part out loud and 3) promise he isn't telling the 21 year old that she's easily manipulated. He's telling her that she's mature for her age & they just "click".
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His name was Marcus lol
Cancer men will give you good head then ruin your life. Heard it from a friend..
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It's giving trailer park.
they are literally getting into a physical fight on the floor of the house omg
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Beyonce doesn't fall. gravity adjusts and the earth shifts to wherever her feet are.
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@jiggyjayy2
I said what I said. Lol. They aunties gonna be praying for your salvation otherwise
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@fadman4real
@Kayode_ani
@Karnythia
Who said anything about sex Pooda? Telling on ourselves, are we?
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Rich white male* RT
@LOLGOP
: Where would an adult male get the idea that he's allowed to behave like Donald Trump?
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3 hoes who should've just sat there ans ate their fucking salad.
My timeline jumping Talib Kwali, Drake and Vlad simultaneously >>>>>>
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@dragodacqua
@dezhodoh
And the thing that pisses me off the most, is that if something DOES happen to you when you take one of these "poor man's date" to his basement, the first thing they will say is "well why did you go to a stranger's basement? That's not a date." Gtf.
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Churchy ass muthafuckas are rudest, nastiest people going. Kim Burrell is a prime example. If her old mean ass acts like that in public, I can only imagine how she is behind closed doors. Especially to people she thinks she's better than for whatever reason.
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This timing is pretty convenient because Cardi was just about to buy NBC.
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@jazzystarlet
@shesfiery
This. I have so many issues with plus size clothes and and their marketing. But this is like top 3. Also, I am not wearing Spanx, a squeem, and a corset under a sundress.
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Gay black men think they're white women. And gay white men think they're black women.
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@DougieFresh818
@meredithdclark
@vikkie
No seriously. My camry has definitely been a Maybach many a night. Lol
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Because the government destabilizes poor black and brown families, and then pay white people to take them in when they could've just sent that $400/month to the biological family.
that lady on tiktok said why do white ppl adopt black kids and that white man responded with why do so many black kids need adopting🫢 …. he ate i fear.
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That part. Because if Saucy Santana came up and started touching them or showing them dick pics or kissing them, they'd fucking say it was assault no matter how much sexual shit they post online.
straight men understand consent just fine when it’s their own bootyhole in question 😭
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