Wrote a comic about Lois Lane's take on Clark Kent, a sad alien man who lies to everyone in his life and doesn't know how to be a person.
Out in a few weeks. Let us open ourselves to love.
The Worst Person in the World made me think about death and the ways I hide from love- and that is disgusting. Movies should not be about that. Movies should be about Spider-Man, cars, or stealing a gem.
Rick and Morty is back tonight. I wrote the first 3 episodes & worked with such incredible writers & artists.
I hope you like them. They're about being trapped in the narrative choke of Capitalism, the broken worlds we escape through Love, and Paul Giamatti with Cum-Gutters.
I will forever respect Christ for rising from the dead, then immediately using his power to appear behind Thomas right as he was talking shit. A masterclass in pettiness.
I guess the timing wasn’t right for a movie about an immigrant refugee journalist fighting a deranged billionaire in the name of truth itself. Next time, Superman.
Ant Man and The Wasp: Quantumania is out tonight! I love this movie so much! Go have fun! Pretend you’re 12. Laugh in a theatre full of strangers at big jokes and weird little guys. We are all MODOK.
Came back to write the Rick and Morty season finale. Airs Tonight. It is about the burning of the world and the lies we tell the people we love because we are afraid.
And now we're in the
@nytimes
.
Thanks to everyone who shared something. So many people are quietly going through so much. Let us hold onto compassion.
But also, I wrote the Rick and Morty episode where Rick soul-fucks a dragon. Do not listen to me. I do not count.
New Rick and Morty tonight. Directed by Bryan Newton. Written by me. Incredible work by all the writers, artists and animators.
Have fun. I hope you like it. Glorzo is peace.
They said this episode was their Helm's Deep, but then absolutely zero characters skateboarded down a staircase on a shield, then kicked the shield into an orc while shooting arrows at other orcs? Sorry. I'm just trying to understand.
This February, enter the Quantum Realm.
Watch the brand-new trailer for Marvel Studios’
#AntManAndTheWasp
: Quantumania, only in theaters February 17, 2023.
“Hey! He’s with me! HE CAN HELP IF HE WANTS TO! No, he’s keeping that on. Yes, the whole time. DO NOT TOUCH HIM, he’s SO good at karate! LET HIM HELP!”
Rick and Morty is back. I wrote tonight's episode. It is all that I am. 90's X-Men. Frasier. A horny ocean Emperor. The life of time. The way we fail our mothers.
Text that person. Watch the show together. Get high. Be happy.
Then get WAY too high. Talk only about the coming Climate Apocalypse. Be too sad to kiss. Hug on the couch. Dedicate yourselves to justice. Finish the episode. Get high. Be happy.
Few things are better than working in a room of writers, building ideas and crafting a story that makes you all laugh.
But impeaching The President is better. Much better. Let’s do it. Right now. Before he starts a war.
I wrote my take on The Death of Superman- about Lois Lane taking revenge upon the broken world that never deserved him.
Truly can't believe I got to write this. I love Lois.
Out in October!
Tonight, I cooked a single sweet potato, sat on my couch, and ate it in absolute silence.
Come, Queer Eye. Crash upon me and be broken. For I am Death.
I wrote 3 sketches where Harrison Ford called Chewbacca a piece of shit for fucking his wife. In the last one they hug.
... The real Trilogy was here the whole time.
Thomas is known for one thing - being absolutely roasted by The Lamb of God.
Imagine being dunked on so bad they had to put it in the Bible. Favorite Apostle. Full respect.
Television writing is a truly collaborative team effort. Everything gets rewritten and punched up and pitched on, so it always feels weird to see one single name on there.
But hey! Look! One single name on there!
I know what The Cat did. And I will never tell.
We sure did tear our parents a new asshole this week, within the very homes they raised us, on this website they’re too busy to care about, because we are all they need.
My 3rd original comic is out today.
Cold War Sci-Fi Horror. John Le Carre meets The Thing.
I love sad German men and fog, so writing this was a dream for me. Hope you like it.