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@katieeeebelll @leaveit2bia_ I was gonna say, he looks small by the width of his shoulders. No way he's 5'9 lmao
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@ItWasntMeSir @PigmentsnPixels as someone with her hair texture, that’s not shedding my friend. It doesn’t come out in clumps like that 😂
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@thecindynoir I personally think it’s lazy and uncreative.
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@leao25 @hqndmaiden Renee Zellweger was a class act, though. She didn't take herself seriously, and it was like a huge juxtaposition to JLo who was at the same round table and came off some kind of way.
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@rebmasel Fran Drescher had to go to 8 doctors to get a uterine cancer diagnosis. They didn’t want to run the tests, because and I quote “she wasn’t fat and old.”
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@CJTHEDJAY @BoujeeNBanjee As someone who has seen some shit at home, this is exactly what they look for. My Mom wouldn't fight back, so I started fighting back in her defense.
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@GoldenEagle995 @commieactivity @mariamdurrani The Spanish did the same in Latin America and created a caste system to basically eradicate the Natives by mixing with them till no brown showed through the bloodline. That’s why prejudice against darker Latinos is still so present in Latin America. Europe fucked everyone up.
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@thunderxstorm07 @hwichn this is what I don't get. She's rich and beautiful. Like???? She could literally go to LA right now and get a date with a famous guy with a quickness...that isn't a predator.
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@namakulamayi @MphoMoalamedi He literally says he hasn't been there for Christmas, Thanksgivings, birthdays etc for 23 years and these men in the comments like still acting brand new.
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@Hoopztarot they are also going to be talking about "the one that got away" when they realize it.
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@HahppyFire @ATKRIY @RedWingsPheonix @kuro_nyaa18 @jelqingpro38 @luxxy_ed lmao Ive see. those videos “oh this tickles.” The dude is crying in a corner, screaming silently.
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@Foxie_of_Chaos @HannahM_Writes He was like "well she got older but she's still hot. You're a potato. So."
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@NicoMontel @afrodykee like the people that say shit like “well the natives were at war with each other already. They sold each other off to the Europeans blah blah.” I always say, that’s like telling the judge you raped and murdered a household because they were already fighting.
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@bunnie_bimbo @labebebel Yes, all the Americas. Tons of people in all Latin American countries with German-ass names even in Mexico.
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@Dainty_TT @thecindynoir imagine still having to do this *checks calendar* ah yes, 5000 fucking years later.
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@drencourchaine @_RobertSchultz As someone who works with children, I can smell the kids with bad parents (sometimes literally). idk why its so hard to comprehend for some adults that they are a villain in someone’s story.
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@GeauxGabrielle Wait until you're fat on top of it. I was never unattractive, just fat. Starting from middle/high school I would hear comments like "is that a boy or a girl?" "you're a bitch?" 'Why am I bitch?" "uh uh idk uh blah blah said you were." I was quiet and never in anyone's way.
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@aliyahInterlude let me tell you how my cousin found out. She knew something was up, and reverse searched his # , and under his address this other girl came up with a #. She searched up that number and found out that it was connected to a Target baby registry. Girl was about to have her bb
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@AllisonRFloyd My Mom had a friend whose child had been kicked out of 2 preschools and was on the verge of being kicked out of a 3rd. He would come to my family home and just start opening doors and cabinets. Mom all the while was chit-chatting somewhere like she gave zero fucks.
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Angelina Jolie has been fighting the good fight for years. That woman will not back down, and the thing is her children are grown and can speak on her character. What the fuck is he going to do? Fight his kids like he did on that plane?
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Brad Pitt fans want him to pursue legal action against his ex-wife, Angelina Jolie. Precedent has been set.
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@egooxxx @silknymphe He had a kid with the heir of Topshop. He's pretty much set.
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@latinartt @franklinleonard This is what I'm saying. I experienced this twice already this year. If you wanted a seat, why didn't you pay? One I was traveling 4 1/2 hours, the other one was 7 hours. I'm not moving unless you give me money.
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@kzzndr @girllwithluv Celebrities don't book their own rooms and if they do, they use fake names. It has to be someone internal.
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@thunderxstorm07 @elizamclamb I mean you can tell by the way they move even if they speak or look a certain way. A conversation alone will give you a reference point.
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@GawkingV @chloverview @BasicBlaecGirl @ChaseMit Because it brings drama to the workplace and brings down morale? I mean the rule of "don't date your coworkers" has been in existence for literal decades lmao This is also to combat sexual harassment for all sexes.
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@shs987654 @decodepolin @BolaPalm @bigIttIeIies man she's still outshining the whole damn RF. Even the new ones are bores compared to her.
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@theaurakingnyc @KhadiDon this is the answer, she had voguing moves. I was like "someone around her is def gay."
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@ikeamonkeystan this post triggered the antisocial people to show up and defend their lack of communication skills. It’s really not that hard to engage if you have empathy
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@janinem70542099 @ask_aubry and she worked and saved up money so it wouldn't be a financial burden on him. What an ass.
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@mattxiv They really think we’re that stupid lmao mine is all this
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@cat_cav @RichLux713 They don’t give a fuck because James isn’t a direct competitor to their personal brands. The two mentioned are.
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@Gym_rat_tara @MarlenaStell You literally said "she chose not to." What's not getting through?
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@brokebackboys If y'all read the books, this is Louis in a nutshell when it comes to Lestat and vice versa. For eternity they are going to be dramatic gays.
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@414_777 @intheflutzera @FilmUpdates when he still had Diana's whole face and hair.
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@CarSalesPontiff @Cooperstreaming @JimmyHiD1 no. Every kid you have takes a year from your life. I remember one of my professors told us this. This is the reason you need at least 2 years between kids to fully recover. Women can’t have the luxury of lying down for a week if they get sick either. It’s an accumulation.
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@DJJHEAT973 @nhoodpublicist lmao “you did a good job, son.” Is that hard now?
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@lettersfromjuno My family is Mexican. We have rules that even people who "don't believe" follow. Such as not eating food from people that don't like you. Just passing along info.
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@moorehn Who is selling gen zers this idea that to get into high-society circles all you have to do is wear a certain outfit? I think they saw the Richie girl and thought they could make it too forgetting who the fuck her father is.
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@GrLuckyroo @oldmcdougall shut the fuck the story gets wooorse
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@angelt18 @AITA_online I'm starting to wonder if all the people responding like this have pulled some stunt like the OP's brother. Most normal people would have been 10 times more petty. This is tame.
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@AdamParkhomenko Stern said something about this on his show which I agreed with. Basically he said that shows like this shouldn’t fuck around doing these kinds of skits with politicians because it influences people. Basically you can’t control how people perceive these things.
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@Dreadful4Tymes "Top Ramen will feel like a 5 star meal to somebody who’s starving." I'm gonna use that.
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@XtraSmpl @suhkyi That's basically why Kim and her were throwing hands in front of Khloe that one time. Kim was like, you need to work, and she was like nah, I'm a mom.
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@ask_aubry Did y'all miss that he was talking about her best friend? Making jokes about friends and family like that is gross and out of line.
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@deliberateshea @chxxcago @offbeatorbit @manthonyhunt Ive followed Jusin since Jane the Virgin and he’s pretty pro-human rights and shit. I think it’s weird that all of the sudden this came out when he has been so vocal for years
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@InTheMouthOfMa1 @diepthought @FilmTVDiversity same thing in the Latino community. Marrying white is seen as marrying up for example which is a representation that being accepted into the white community means you've made it.
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@AlpineAddiction @BigBoyBeard @AITA_online Yeah in the comments apparently she's not a nice person to wait staff in general. He's done. It's obvious. Idk why he's sticking around unless she's way better looking than him.
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@themultiplemom That’s why public toilets smell like something died in there sometimes. The less you shit, the more it ferments inside your body.
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@problydave @LenoraSheWrote friend told me her rents did this because the husband was a bad sleeper (snoring etc) and wife was a light sleeper. She was perpetually sick until she got her own bedroom. I wonder how many ppl out there are always tired because their spouse just doesn't let them sleep adequality
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@nattykasambala a version of this happened to me. I was supposed to meet a dude, and he was trying to text me and call me every three seconds. I was on public transportation so I didn't want to answer a phone call in public. Long story short, he ran away from me. Literally ran.
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@AHHHHHH34226075 @ThorneChan @LindzManqele @bomb_sak Yes, did they not go to the doctor? They should get tested for their hormone levels if they haven't.
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@AngusLov @shaTIRED me every time. Neon lace gloves, a black bustier on top of three layers of shirts and a camisole. Lisa Frank meets Wednesday Addams on crack and blind.
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@sbwnhtx @JawadPullin The universities have explained it. They need more than “I have straight As in all of my STEM classes.” It’s Harvard, they all do. That’s why Asians were the ones who benefited from affirmative action. They are technically POC so they could fill up the govt mandated % with them.
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@KyriWill @Ozpin_Cane @DeeLaSheeArt Lmao 🤣 this guy is gonna be dude abandoned in a home 50 years from now telling his roommates “but I gave my kids everything!”
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@wifey_3108 I mean, Shin was like I like nice sport cars and this mofo bought a McLaren. He said, we have lotion for lube and Jake was like no, I want to buy the nice lube for your ass. Shin was like “I can make a bed” and Jake was like, “I can buy you the biggest bed with a headboard.”
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@yamsnmac @hugetulip “I didn’t know you were like that. I thought you were chill. You need to go back to that.”
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@Bigezzy08 @thisiskashmir They don't have lights at this point. One of the Mexican youtubers that went said it has 2 batteries, and they go up when the second battery is at 40%. So they are sitting in absolutely darkness because sunlight doesn't go that far.
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@merry_shai @UrbnStateofMind If you read the reddit thread on this, people that work at hotels know the scam hence her saying "sorry we're booked."
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@FLVCKOSZN1 @ghostmall0w @grovymango most of us weren’t telling people to kill themselves. Did you? thats a special kind of bad person
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@1864th51 @UltimateED1 lol its cuz he was trying to keep the sperm in lmaao
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@realonx1 @imnotpopbase totally bait. he has an eternal face card. Never declines
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@PennyMa07575970 @silken_roses Latinas come in all shapes, sizes and colors, what’s your point? Pointing out famous ones that have been to the plastic surgeon?
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@UltimateED1 I love how the author draws Taejoo so thick.
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@SeekJustice117 @stillreezy @percculator I just looked up the Coogan law and get this, it's only part of California state legislation....Some other states have the same law but...not all 50. I was wondering how Macaulay Culkin's parents took his money....
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@yennaa30 He really loves his blonde grandpa so much he cut his hair like him lmao
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she also invented the blender when she was working on Girlfriends because it was the first show on HD
fun fact: the creator of the Beauty Blender, Rea Ann Silva, is responsible for this makeup look
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@icuck22 @euronatiii @bloomfilters tell me you havent been intimate with a woman without telling me.
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@WrittenByHanna Y'all keep saying that while covering your face up with concealer and skin correctors. That's just foundation in a different color.
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when your parents won the gene lottery so you come out looking like a billion bucks too
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when he smiles real wide and his dimples show up 😍😍😍😍
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@EwdatsGROSS @BeeBabs Bieber allegedly fucked at least three of them too.
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@AriannaDantone this shit has been going on for years in Asia.
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@starswheeled I think I remember, dont quote me, it’s cuz he didn’t want to play into the gayness.Does anyone remember them saying that? That’s why they added unnecessary scenes
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@TheArtDevil @rafiews a Mexican comedian said he was in Spain getting interviewed. They asked "how does it feel to be central American?" He was like "Idk, I'm from North America." He argued with a MEXICAN person on national television that he wasn't a North American. that's how these comments feel.
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@celestialearths This is what Megan Fox said in a roundabout way. She had spoken up about the weird shit that had happened to her in Hollywood, but no one paid her any mind so she was like "this is why i don't consider myself a feminist. They didn't want to include me in their discourse."
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@simplyamaria @dayjua_____ there was a person that posted the same shit here and that she could drink coffee and have the best sleep. She had ADHD and didn't know it. Basically your brain does the opposite.
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@frankfurtsfav @ymmayer My Mom told me the same thing because she’s a cleaner so ppl assume shit about her legal status. Some Colombian guy was like so what part of Mexico where your kids born. She was like “uh San Francisco, California, US of A?” “you’re actually legal?” she was like ??? for 30 years?
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IM SO GOOD LOOKING http://t.co/AosIwqHBRr
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@oc_TAY_via @ReignOfApril Marilyn WAS small. Y’all think she was a size 12-14 currently? Those are old sizes from the 50’s. She had a 24 inch waist and 34 inch hips. Thats an EXTRA small by today’s standard.
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@DQuilici1 @tyler02020202 chronically monogamous people are usually the type to milk a relationship past expiration dates or monkey branch. Ariana Grande style. Quantity over quality has never been a good choice.
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@lmTheReasonWhy Many years ago, maybe before some of y'all were probably born. I read an interview, I think it was from her cousin or whatever family member. They said Bey did not like him initially but was one of the only dudes that actually approached her to talk to her. I never forgot that.
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@leahchanel____ @BeingTerryJane you really think the UK and france would even drop 10 million? come on.
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@FelonyFairy @WhyVeeES Can y’all imagine. Either they turned out cheap ass hell like their parent or they overcompensate and spoil their own kids rotten. I hope they got therapy
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@Steampunkottawa @MoreAndAgain actually that's not true. Based on the kid's personality and other factors beyond your control, the same parenting can be experienced completely different by each kid. That's why you can't do blanket parenting if you have more than one kid.
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@venusianhunty Yes. I started crying when my aunt said I was pretty (I was like 18). I was like “I always had this face.” She was stumbling around for words.
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@anaironically @FlLMDORK you mean so Armenian lmao
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@SuperMessi10i @notcishet because the jobs are now all internal. It has been like this for a hot minute. I used to live in an area known for employing govt workers and the people i went to school with were just waiting for their parents to retire to inherit their state jobs.
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@KelseyforMVP @thejaidon_ I can tell this woman knows things and has a career.
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@Dwightsleftnip @niggaolas I smelled this 10k miles away that the "friend" was being shady. What's the saying in Mexico "the devil knows more because he's old, than because he's the devil." Some of you young ones need to stop being so damn trusting.
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@CanedoGwenn @bbyhualian I love that part in the book where he wants fried watermelon rinds because of Wei Ying and Xichen is like??? lil bro who told you that?? but okay I'll get someone to make u some?
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@nono_injun he thought he was going to bottom omg
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@astraygay @ninthimmortal Yeah, like Epstein "killing himself" in jail.
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@hollowearthterf Someone quoted a study on the clock app. Something like if men don't put in work, women's hormones go "oh it's baby," so you go into "mother mode" and your libido goes down.
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@wjss13 @_pinkmollly You had Covid? Minerals in water make it taste different. I can even taste when it's over-processed with chlorine. That's why as a little girl I couldn't drink water in Mexico from a certain brand. Tasted like pool water to me and so my grandma started buying agua corona lol
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when you're so good looking you can't even
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@vryjkof Dark Asia with Megan on youtube. She’s a reporter, with a law degree and tackles these subjects
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