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syd, 31, she/her | imagine hyperfixating on anything that isn't horses, reading, writing, or teaching in the public education system. could not be me
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"cat breed?" what the fuck is a "cat breed?" my cat's breed is Orange
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i personally think we should go back to curbstomping nazis
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imagine getting mad at other people for cosplaying the same thing as you instead of always doing this
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i dare you to get past the third paragraph
AITA for accusing my girlfriend of dressing up for a Zoom meeting?
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HORSE FACT: horses cannot see the color red. no i don't fucking know why
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Vladimir Putin plans to step down next year amid Destiel becoming canon, report claims
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GC2B JUST CAME OUT WITH TRANS FLAG BINDERS AND I ABSOLUTELY HAVE TO DO A GIVEAWAY FOR
#TransDayOfVisibility
retweet this post for global entry <3 (qrt to spread awareness!)
i love doing these aaa. i'll pick 3 winners on friday, april 3. winners can select any size/style/color!
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since gc2b is doing a black friday sale, it's binder giveaway time!
- rt this tweet to be entered (no need to follow, qrt if you wanna spread without entering)
- there will be three winners, and you get to choose which style/brand/color you'd like!
-winners selected on monday 😊
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why do students always ask if they can go to your wedding. my child, i am going to be drunkenly dancing to flo rida's low. No You May Not
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made this in 4 seconds on mspaint while rewatching the batman
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im just going to say what needs to be said: candycorn is GOOD and people who hate it cannot be trusted
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you're not a real californian unless you say, "man, i don't remember it being this hot last summer" every single year until you die
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stop what you're doing and hold your cat like a burg right now
i require photographic proof to maintain my sanity
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ABOLISH JK ROWLING. SOCIETY HAS ADVANCED PAST THE NEED FOR JK ROWLING
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bro how the fuck is literally anyone functioning successfully right now
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hey! welcome the the house. please, take a seat while i grab you a drink. you'll love the C̷̩̓͐́̽H̴̤͖͕̲͕̀A̶̡͇̰̤͊̊I̷̧͕͚̝͓͌̃͑̀̈͝Ŗ̷̢͕͙̼́͂̈͊̊ ̷̢̯̺̟̦̜̏͒Õ̶̱̮̪͖͒F̷͕͉̬̠̃ ̵̰̮̠̮̀̌̏S̸͓̲̮̦̱̔̎͋ͅṪ̷̢̽̆̿Ȑ̶̡͈̩̳̒̄̒́I̶͚̍̍̐̂͑Ṋ̵͉͔͚͆̒̐̐͝͝Ĝ̸̨̹͍͐̅͠S̷̢͘
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oh my fucking god i JUST learned that nintendo DS is nintendo dual-screen
oh my fucking god
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fuck bros it hurts so bad... those blank concrete walls... the glaring convention center windows...
feels like pure shit i just want her back
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aerith: did you know three out of three people are gay
tifa:
yuffie:
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im at the election anxiety
im at the canon destiel
im at the combination election anxiety canon destiel
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anyone who says "hello" instead of "hewwo" in 2019 is a cop
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if you work in education primarily to wield power over others than you should probably be kneecapped
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started reading jujutsu kaisen but every single time they talk about the magic system my brain just does this
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tetsuya nomura, schlap schlap schlaping onto the stage: do NOT take photos of my flippy floppies
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our govt won't do it but wifi should be a free public utility and it is frankly disgusting that we never had these conversations about technological inequity before the pandemic
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@StorySorcery
and her goodreads book profile is locked so people can't post reviews. what a fucking bleak reality about protecting white, insidious perpetrators while leaving bipoc victims in the dust
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so long suckers! i rev up my chevy impala and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead of tetanus on the pavement
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if u were wondering why a lot of media is getting worse, it's bc creative direction now is apparently "make it entertaining enough that people can watch it in the background while on their phones, but don't make it so complex that they'd rather turn it off" hope that helps :)
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this is the stupidest thing i've seen all day and now you have to look at it too
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thank you so much to hatsune miku for officiating our wedding
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hey what the fucj
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have ppl in fandom ever considered creating the content they do want to see and ignoring the content they don't
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just read a beautiful analytical post analyzing maes' death in FMA and how his role is to haunt the narrative/motivate roy to become involved in the storyline... and then the OP OF THE POST tags it "also he was a war criminal" and walks away. i'm absolutely losing it
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i have a compulsion to look up the success of every single shark tank product and these reviews have absolutely annihilated me
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he's like. "i want to see you but not in my stall. get out of there"
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why every girl nude like: tasteful. sexy. lady is showing skin and also breaking her back to ensure the most optimal angle
while men nudes: the camera is .01 cm away from their out of focus dick. u can see their smug unshaven face in the bg. their mattress visibly has no sheets
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I AM ABSOLUTELY FERAL ABOUT VAMPIRE ANDREIL AND THIS COMMISSION
@oshietee
DID FOR ME HAS ABSOLUTELY BLOWN ME AWAY 😭💕 all of my brainworms now are about andrew hating how neil inherently trusts him
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*stands up bravely* his name is neil josten
we need more stories about kids who have been through horrifically traumatic events and end up being introverted, rude, and abrasive people and not sunshiney, perfect well-adjusted people, please
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@darkblueboxs
and then the thing that DOES convince him is your psychopathic tagalong beating the shit out of him
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i will never not be intimidated by the powerful energy of those in full cosplay at 9 am
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my mom commissioned me a painting of me and fel for hanukkah 🥺
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millennial humor is so fuckign stupid i started crying laughing at this
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i hate that everything is a fucking video these days. i simply do not want to watch that shit
What is the most boomer complaint you have? Mine is I think people take their dogs too many places for my taste and also I think everyone should be more punctual.
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thank you to everyone who has sent kind words, thoughts, and came out to watch us celebrate our love. we are so grateful for you all! 💖
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"what cosplay made you feel the most powerful?"
c... ciri... 🥺
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ben & jerry's also hires felons! they understand that the criminal justice system is FUCKED and just because something is a law doesn't mean it's right
Ben & Jerry’s ain’t never been scared to call a thing a thing. That’s why they stay in my freezer.
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imagine thinkin brie was there for u, a mediocre cis man, and not all of the lesbians out there
Brie Larson could have been so much better as Captain Marvel...
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(slams open the door)
did somebody say... legend of zelda
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@SweetP_Photog
costume by
@nicoletters
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ok im going to start posting wedding photos but only the good ones
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when the going gets rough,
who else is there for you but your sister?
carmilla:
@desinficera
lenore:
@wyverning
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proof i was cute before i start getting drunk and ripping this shit off
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teenagers: i'm SO hot in your classroom. seriously. i'm dying. can you turn on the ac
me: it's already on. also, you're wearing a hoodie. take it off
teenagers: actually i would rather die
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*stands up bravely* i'll be the first to say it. our friends have a problem. and that problem is "creating 6 different discord channels that are all populated by the exact same people"
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@sambutwithbooks
THINKING ABOUT KEVIN CANCELLING ON SOME RANDOM GIRL BEING LIKE "APPARENTLY I AM IN A POLYCULE ALREADY (?)"
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i love you all im sorry i am so drunk. brent and i are married!!!!
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*stands up bravely* i, for one, WOULD like a government handout of thousands of dollars
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i'm just going to fucking say it: i would rather have every single child in the united states be 1.5 years behind in their education than have even one of them, their family members, or their educational staff die of covid because they went back to in-person classes.
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the fact that for 30 min everyone on that field has been contemplating their mortality and they STILL haven't canceled the game is absolutely psychological warfare
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