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been up the ra since a mere 12 years old 🍉

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@wllmckn
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they probably talked about him like Demar Derozan at that school man
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4 time #1 Perfume fan in North America
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Pitiful
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i feel with a vaguely religious certainty that Tim Robinson can hoop
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ronnie2k PLEASE let my mycareer player shut up and dribble
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“now Stephen A, you look at a guy like Potter, and this is a guy who a team just can. not. rely on in the big moments. Playoff semi-final against Durmstrang last year and he’s NOWHERE to be found. At what point are you trying to give reliable vets like Oliver Wood a shot?”
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@ArraezTime02 HP when Krum is flying into the paint and gryffindor are down 500-122
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@bamanols10 man played 69% of available games and they wanna get mad about anthony davis resting on back-to-backs
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lot of folks in the replies mad bc Potter won the house cup bro that’s like winning your division 😭 ask the Nets what that’s worth
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the reason i still play 2K13, this game is hilarious
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@cookedbyANT so did Udonis Haslem
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oh the idf lady made a shitty idf propaganda film?
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@Coonslayer0
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@MunstaMasta can u be fat & still have aura ???
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@KendrickPerkins @sergeibaka your entire career is just about exploiting your tenuous connections to players who were miles better and more important than you. check your ego and carry the hell on big fella
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@Colortinism why we gotta put two bad bitches against each other
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@knoodz_ Hexed Broom Potter was definitely in an elevated state
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this unsettles me in the same way so much of the Nia Long discourse did—the pretty clear implication being that when a woman is a certain level of pretty, it *becomes* unacceptable to mistreat her. it’s insanely misogynistic even if you aren’t outright supporting the acts
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How you assault this smh
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what do you guys think about this
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@_pem_pem me when baby, when the exploding. when died baby. shoes
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Joe Biden whips out at least one word per debate that hasn't been used since 1956. What the fuck is a canard lmfao doesnt he play for the Pistons
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@wllmckn
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“back the blue” ass tweet
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IKE Bucks Podcast
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We Stand With Grayson Allen
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*marvel fan getting pegged* “*gulp* she’s right behind me isn’t she 😅”
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a gamer quite curious 💭
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*marvel fan getting laid* uhh pussy versus penis?? This is the crossover I didn’t know I needed! 😂
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@TheDunkerBunker Potter got the Jeffrey Jordan ticket to the league
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@hypertime101 alien death ray pointed at the earth? i want Cho chasing the snitch, any broom you want to give her
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@samtrayter they don’t know how to act when i hit ‘em with the alan johnson stare
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@TerranovaNoah it’s the fashion equivalent of polar bear arlington tx
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@carolinecaloway hi I'd do anything.
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it’s good to see the animators from Hoodwinked getting work again
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ALL ROADS LEAD TO THIS 🍿 #NBAFinals
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@ChromaticHaze the strength & conditioning coach gotta be investigated
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@scowlingmonkey @MissDahlELama i had a manager last year who called me into his office to watch this video in its entirety while he went out and did my job
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is this what the Louisiana purchase looked like
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@lmNOTcatholic i think there was some shit about him sexually harassing waitstaff at a restaurant but somehow it became a footnote
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modern nba offense
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lakers got the kind of spacing i thought you could only see with Charlie Kirks facial features
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@ClaireMPLS
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okay yeah i’m on board get this man a ring
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@auszua he taught kyrie this move
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@AaronNotAwesome he hits that magic “heeyee” pass every third game
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@southflfan_ @cookedbyANT haslem on court for the last 7 years
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Meant to ask a customer to take her lid off the cup so I could get a refill. Asked her instead to take her top off. I fled. #WhyDidISayThat
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@wllmckn
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@Okachukwudi i’m so tired of these arcs where the dude becomes a twitch streamer or some shit
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@LFGdanjuras @edsbs the horseshoe theory of beers
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@wllmckn
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@Four_Pins "don't email me or my son ever again"
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DT: "we're soaring, flying" HC: "there's not a star in heaven that we can't reach"
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@Level5iveGoblin @ArraezTime02 Krum was doing 07 Bron levels of carrying
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@EnesFreedom @KingJames i’m tracing your IP and i have erdogan on the next line
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@StevieB844 15 min of hoop and 60 minutes of Sims
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yall will put Oral in your Elite 8 but your girl isnt getting Elite Oral when she gets 8 out
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muting this but just know it’s fuck Ronnie2K and fuck Jerry Reinsdorf til i die
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@J0YB0YSUNG0D they should add a timer component
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dog put me in a room with Taylor Rooks i’d promise to win MVP every year of my career. i would be lying like a DOG
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Damn, Jaylen Brown has 2 years left to win 5 rings.
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@EnesFreedom RATIO + YOURE UNEMPLOYED NOW + SENGUN BETTER + L
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@wllmckn
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TW: BLOOD ! ! ! ! to the 20-plus people I scared the shit out of today stumbling down the road like this, I'm very sorry and I don't plan on hitting my head on a street sign during a run ever again. just a fun lil update on my day :) also got my tetanus shot after this
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@wllmckn
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#IfIWonThePowerball I'd buy one college textbook for next semester
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never gonna forget when this account tried to rizz up ben pfeifer
@MorrisSrMuse
MorrisMuse
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Marcus Morris today 4 Points 1 Steal 2/4 FG (50%) 50% TS 7 Fantasy Points 1.3 VORP 1.90 RPM 0.1 REBR 2.5 A/40 5.7 R/40 16.0 P/40 7.2 PIE 3.4 PFD 0.5 BLKA 3.5 PITP 1.5 FBPS 0.4 OWS 1.6 DWS 2.0 WS 53.0% WS/48 1.8 OBPM 0.9 DBPM 1.35 LEBRON 0.77 O-LEBRON 0.60 D-LEBRON 4.70 WAR 0.47
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how start, how go, etc. etc.
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one overlooked funny thing about the politicization of the blue checkmark is that you can go look at old tweets where the roles are flipped like this
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@DejounteMurray whole city is ready for you to join the Bulls, just say when
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@deadsauced MyPlayer teammate grade of C-
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@hungu1995 i’ve seen those clips and they are jaw dropping. it’s like if that owen wilson skate clip was real
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@SadSeahawk Gryffindor’s dynasty was built on establishing their Chaser game early
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ICYMI: SLAM made a pretty silly graphic () and I fixed it at the behest of @Anthonysmdoyle
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The path has been laid down. Kuz is following in the footsteps of greatness.
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if I sent this to a girl she would post it on her finsta saying "LMFAO"
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@Target
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@HaleyManilla This is precious!
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my tweets in 2012: haha my 50th tweet goes to Heather ur so fricken cool xD love having algebra with u!!1!! my tweets now: every day I wake up and wonder if hell disguised itself as a finite reality and I'm already there
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@DwyaneWade @NickCannon cmon man did you even read what he said
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@Gusbuckets Gonna print this on a face mask
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This thread is, like, insanely niche and I'm in the wrong circles for it to blow up but here it is anyway: Running shoe brands as film directors.
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canceling this shark for not doing anything about racism during that time
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Darvin Ham:
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Darvin Ham says the Lakers have a couple more adjustments they’re going to throw at Nikola Jokic. He added the Lakers didn’t want to use all of their adjustments in Game 1.
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they really gotta revoke dudes license
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Bill Simmons is loading up a heinous take after this game
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anything that i want to say about the rittenhouse case would get me suspended and probably an at-home visit from a squad car
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@godspeedbrother Jayson Tatum haters are like “coaching savant Joe Mazulla”
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@garyfromteenmom he is fine. the A/C is on and he is listening to his favorite music.
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this will hopefully be the last time I boast about a run on Twitter but holy shit
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@HugoKitano as a bulls fan the stepien rule is probably the only thing keeping the lights on
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@pl4ydropper walked into best buy with 1 RT and 10 likes walked out with a hit
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they’re in Mar-a-Lago building Cousin Greg Ostertag
@dom_lucre
Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives
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Barron Trump appears to be in good spirits.
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@queersocialism imo i think this poem would be less cringe if she wasn’t so married to straight rhyming. i think when your brain can fill in the word before the poet says it, it’s tough to get past
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@USAStriker @AlexiLalas how many licks does it take to get to the center of a boot
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@llesuoh i know he elbows hard as shit in the post
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he’s not a bronco that mf is a PINTO
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LMAO Pete Carroll sold em a lemon
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we’re never going to recover the era of sports mythmaking that existed pre-social media and tweets like this are a great example. there’s a certain era of player who is invulnerable to criticism because their legend was built before it could be shot full of holes by twitter.
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@SDinwiddie_25 No one made a comment about your son's birthday being on 4/20 yet? what a mature fan base
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your mcm thinks causing a destructive scene in a restaurant and disrupting employees is funny. He's got a kid. He's 38.
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@biggestjoel it’s really weird that people are having, like, privacy concerns about the WaPo article? like wtf do you think this woman’s entire platform runs off of? it’s intrusive snooping at its core
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every day with this guy, good lord
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@AdamSchefter hi Adam any word on when we’re sending Ryan Pace to the gulag
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@wllmckn
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Please RT the selfies I took yesterday while sick so my next girlfriend can see em and DM me "feel better 🥺"
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@s3ththompson @i_zzzzzz I watch this every time it comes up. For such a chaotic video it's somehow super peaceful
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the bait is in the water, waiting for my conservative relatives and coworkers to come take a bite 😈
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@JuiceboxCA @SLAMKicks @kylekuzma @kobebryant @KingJames I made this last year when SLAM first tweeted this picture
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@TrubiskyQB1 @brownkash420 yeah i’ll be honest 2K14 was probably fine, it was just a casual rivalry and some NBA player dialogue. everything past that has been over the top
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what do you guys think of this picture I think it's nice and I had a good weekend
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this isn't a novel feeling for many rn, I'm sure, but I find myself forgetting a lot of everyday things - forgetting to sleep, eat, drink water, apply for jobs, pay bills - because I cannot stop worrying. about bigger picture things. or mourning past/current things. constantly.
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@ElvinBen @BrandonGordy1 @Redistrict oh so she got punished for being correct
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the most insanely cornball behavior possible. you are not a part of this success; you do not get to insert yourself into this moment
@HarrisonWind
Harrison Wind
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We Don’t Skip Steps.
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@cjisrael_ he was a focal player on the best team at the school that’s like winning your division
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Is this too specific to be relatable
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i finished my first day at my new job and my brain is so so full of Things to Know. please say good job today.
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everyone is ridiculing Michael Phelps for racing a shark but we don't even know for sure if the race is happening in water
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