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U kinda look like a gross monster. Disgusting evil standup comic. pod: @ballfartpod they/them
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Joined July 2020
Saw a guy with a visible boner through his very tight ribbed skinny jeans drop his phone, reach down to pick it up, audibly fart, and then his hat fell off his head revealing he was bald.
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Jerry Seinfeld Calls For Return Of Dominant Masculinity, 'I Like Real Men' | Click to read more š
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Everyone knows this picture of Michael cera, but nobody talks about how itās cropped from a picture of him and Emo Paul Dano
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Biden canāt stop stuttering during his speeches because iām behind the podium choking on that shit.
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Hey guys just so you know I really wanna keep seeing this video a third day in a row can you guys make sure I keep seeing this.
TikTok emo artists are the WORST like what the fuck are these lyrics š
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@bruballs_ Your art style feels like it could be in a childrens book that kids would remember specific panels of vividly even into adulthood.
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I have been informed that podcast about list has made a joke about something similar. I like them but do not subscribe to their patreon to see this episode I am not a stealer.
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Me when I finally have a chance to dip my nutsack in the puddle
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Responded to a bunch of ppl with this but why would you order this Poop Cheese when you can get this for the same price
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He gained 10 pounds. Heās a very thin person. Youāre all bad people.
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@ryryw2003 @yassnito one of the most legendary queers Weāve ever had and ur gonna be anti intellectual about it.
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@willdoesediting @calebpitts1997 I have been informed so many times that he talked about something very similar I swear to god Iām not a stealer this is my lived experience.
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@soonrightaway Drew + eddy are good because you can tell they have a deep appreciation for comedy and art in general and they allow that to really influence how they work and make stuff, Kurtis Conner seems to be a guy who wants to be perceived asāsoft alt boy with Safe comedyā and nothing more.
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@h0mmelette When I was like 10, I went to comic con and met Burt ward, he tried to peddle me this dog food the entire time, to a 10 year old who just wanted to meet robin.
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@ImSmilingRn I like when brian is like āI literally want to kill myself so bad like oh my god holy shitā over the most gentle sounds youāve ever heard in your life.
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as someone who is constantly annoyed by kpop but was also a dancer for 4 years, this is impeccable how consistent this shit is.
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@dicey_armaney @_Bukss see bro the issue here is that you're only bringing this up to invalidate women's experiences, yes, everything you brought up are genuine issues!! and no one here is denying that at all! but it is both invalidating to women and evident you don't actually care.
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Some dudes are taking this as a chance to reply with stuff in the vein of āHell yeah rape is awesome.ā Please shut the fuck up. Holy fuck dude.
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To be clear I donāt nessecarily think having a crush on a coworker is bad inherently, itās just so weird to me that these people are all in long term committed relationships and theyāre just openly discussing this like itās nothing.
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@OCASMv2 @MartialHabimana @saagar_thinks @JoshuaPHilll This dude is so mad because you know he does whatever the fuck his boss wants and heās panicking realizing that doesnāt make him the epic hard worker he thinks he is.
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@concannock I think a big thing people donāt realize is; Itās okay if youāre awkward. It might come off unnatural, but I promise most people donāt actually care about that and just appreciate the time of day.
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āYou have golden retriever energyā Bitch call me retarded.
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Sorry guys i gotta smack this seat with a hot dog.
The reason bus seats have wild patterns and vibrant colours is to hide how dirty they are
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@ryryw2003 @yassnito his music is really fun and a cool glimpse of queerness turning mainstream during the new wave era!! He also gave us this tweet while he was still alive
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@Lunwi88 Mark practically is more of a va than anything else at this point (Positive thing).
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Holy fuck Iām ridiculously high and this is so fucking awful hes a fucking terminator.
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@orbcreak I think the kicker for me is that most of these people are in relationships, two of them married. Like if my partner had a āwork crushā itd be a breakup nearly on the spot lmao.
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@Nerdspringbreak Youāre absolutely correct. My parents routinely got angry at me over stuff they caught on ring/security cams.
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@Boogie2988 Your girlfriend is currently navigating the teenager to adulthood transition, and despite the age difference, it seems you are too.
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Imagine youāre a musician who has an extremely stressful job and youāre taking a moment so you can focus on when you play next and just sort of sit with it and then all of the internet wants to Kill You.
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@ecto_fun People just canāt identify a good straightman actor. His reactions are so earnest.
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Yoooo she climbing out !!! Lol.
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Dipping my green glue in mud and now it sounds like Pink Pantheress.
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@yohjiyamajoto One time a similar kind of coffee shop just recommended I used cinnamon powder.
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@ginfantasy I like how you can see this transition in real time on pet sounds lt opens with āI love my partner! I wish I could be with them always! And then part way through the record it becomes āIām not supposed to be alive. Why arenāt I dead yet.ā.
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@slipperygoblin A femme friend of mine she prefers male gynos bc she has specific trauma with a woman in her life and she told me she thinks itās valuable because there are other people with specific situations like that so having the option to pick someone else is important.
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@harosa @realJackEason Agree so much, heās always got the charisma and energy on a real high. Plus, I will always respect a performer who does the āone thing Iām really proud of then collect my bag the rest of my lifeā path.
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This was already a video. The picture is a screenshot of a video. What is the point of this.
Dream Machine from Luma AI is just 5 days old. And it's already turning memes into videos. 10 epic examples:. 1. Elon Musk smoking
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Super awesome new phenomenon where teenage boys on tik tok are all soft launching eating disorders
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Not enough people discussing this text exchange between David lynch and Naomi watts
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So does he just keep buying more apples to make these.
Guy who makes videos like these is definitely a wolf in sheep's clothing .
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hey i think itās really fucking disgusting how many qrtās are being horribly homophobic and invalidating to mlms, solidarity is literally the best thing about the lgbt community and yāall gonna go invalidating people.
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Can everyone please stop putting this on my timeline itās getting really annoying
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@Goliathhunter12 @steelydante Nah he just hung out with a bunch of queer artists in the 70s who he still considers very close to him.
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Seeing this video without the cod edit at the end is like getting your nuts stroked until your tip is dark purple but no matter how much you struggle thereās nothing you can do.
Can we finally admit she ate with this??
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āGirl I r*ped is now in a state of recovery that allows her to be in a happy fulfilling relationshipā Yeah man! Youāre literally so Mads Mikkelsen.
Girl who tried to metoo me got married and turned into a fucking whale.
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Insane for Noel miller to just post a ticket link on his story while his closest creative partner is getting outed as a pedophile in real time
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What if the new york times let journalists talk like this.
Disney Star, Karan Brar, comes out as bisexual. WHO IS SURPRISED??? LOOK FRUITY FS š š
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Whatās with the wave of men intellectualizing their misogyny. Dudes donāt say āNice rackā anymore, they say shit like this.
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@EwwPickles @CadooEd @gabriewzinho @insanepplYT not super awesome look to call languages you donāt know demon languages.
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Lots of girls calling themselves witches these days, but I donāt see a single one feeding me bread, cake and sugar to make a real fattened up boy to eat up yummy style.
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New followers donāt know Iām Beautiful and kind.
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