Willy's Ketchup
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We are here to sell mediocre ketchup. If we fail, we will start another ketchup company. If that one fails, we will consider a pivot to mustard. We will lose money, and we will not stop until the job is done.
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You can buy Heinz, or you can buy store brand. Or you can buy Willy’s. Willy’s is kinda like store brand except it’s called Willy’s. Do you understand?
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Willys is kinda like if the dumbest person you know started a ketchup company
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We ran this ad and opened the phone lines for 24 hours.
One thing became clear.
The people want average ketchup.
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Willy's merch is for everyone, regardless of how you feel about Willy's
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we will not pivot to bbq sauce
we will not pivot to bbq sauce
we will not pivot to bbq sauce
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Giving these out for free to maintain the illusion that we have a marketing budget
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They're looking vulnerable. The time to strike is now.
Heinz drops this limited version —
almost a year after movie dropped
Heinz been notoriously known for acting a little too late (see Heinz phone cover spoof of Rhode)
it says it’s in honor of Barbie’s 65th birthday which is fine —but like what about purple ketchup?! Cowards 😂
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How would you feel if it was called Willy's Ketchup Sauce.
The addition of "Sauce" sort of implies that it can't quite be classified as ketchup but that its close.
In a sort of scary but playful way.
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Willys is hiring a summer intern. Must be:
- Docile
- Under 5-7
- NO COMBAT EXPERIENCE
- Passion for ketchup
Reach out if you know someone 🙏📧
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the future of dining looks a little something like this
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Hats came in. You'll be glad to know they look just as shitty, if not shittier than the shirts.
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i cannot believe they made us put this disclaimer on the box ☹️
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Is it too late for a ketchup company to give their take on the presidential debate
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if you could replace one with ketchup a bottle of ketchup with any one ketchup,
what would it be and why?
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imagine turning your back on the condiment that made you
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favorite comments from the past 24 hours on the other app
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The people have spoken. They want average ketchup. Oblige them.
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New Site is up. It took me several days to build and barely works. Check it out on desktop because it really doesn't work at all on mobile 🍅
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According to the internet the average American consumes about 3 bottles-worth of ketchup a year, or 600g of sugar.
This is equivalent to about 15 cans of coke, or 1.25 cans / month.
The unit bias here is crazy. You're not eating a full bottle of ketchup in one sitting.
It's
Do you have any idea how much sugar they put in ketchup?
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what video did you watch while you brushed your teeth this morning and would i like it and should i watch it too
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Heinz should take more stances on political issues.
Their silence during these trying times is, frankly, deafening.
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Do with this information what you will.
Ignore it at your own peril.
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The single most important key to preserving our civilization is
US dominance in Ketchup
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need a web developer to stop me from continuing to make sites that look like this
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I have identified an arbitrage opportunity in the global tomato paste trade
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👏👏👏
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maybe the real april was the fools we made along the way
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please vote on this it’s important
The single most important key to preserving our civilization is
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