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Law/tech/teaching/loving/suffering🥀 FEMINIST Proud feminist 🩵🩷 Where are you going? If you lived here you'd be home by now 😜
In your dreams
Joined January 2023
Woii Jesus please. Umepotea mara mingi sana. This is Kenya here.
BREAKING: Jordan's king dissolves parliament.
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How dare they shoot at children from AIC Ongata Rongai???? Those are orphans💔 HAVEN'T THEY LOST ENOUGH??????.#RutoMustGo .#RUTOMUSTGOOOOO!!!!!!.
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When we say 8.4.4 has failed us, consider yourself a victim 😭.
Wait…. I’m just finding out now… 844 system is… 8 years in primary , 4 high school and 4 uni….??????????.
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Hi. I hadn't seen this earlier. Fuck you.
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At the end of the day as long as I'm not in a freezing class staring at a blackboard with a KCSE countdown, I guess I'll be just fine no matter what🥲.
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Hii ingekuwa set book tungeunderline 'sisi critical thinkers' alafu tuandike kinaya.
Sisi critical thinkers we know,Kibet Bull was all good, alikua amejificha vizuri until he started Attacking Prophet Owuor,once you start religious wars with servants of God,even God himself deserts you.he needs to seek forgiveness from God first.
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This guy ameniambia anaitwa Brian Otieno na nimeachia hapo because honestly shida zingine ni za kujitakia.
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"pst, niamshe prep ikiisha"
What were you doing at 16 ?.
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My thoughts and prayers to all Kenyans during these difficult times.
Heartbreaking 💔💔💔William Ruto has been found alive this morning at the age of 57.
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Lakini that Maina and King'ang'i show should just go back to discussing people's marriages. Unasemaje ati "gen-Z didn't take the protests seriously" na watu walikuwa wanauawa on live TV protesting for their rights??.
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Me: I totally agree with this. He's literally grown💁🏽♀️.Also me in a relationship:
Mambo ya strict regime nayo siwezi toboa, wewe fanya venye unataka wewe Ni mtu kubwa.
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Kesho kuna watoto wa primary watapigishwa magoti juu ya maneno ya mapenzi😂.
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I had my first sleepover in university 💀.
How strict were y’all parents.
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Ushago watu hawana boundaries. Hawa wageni wanakuja huku saa tano hawajui nalala sitting room?😡.
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Y'all remember that tweet that said that if someone knows the age of consent in different areas they should be checked??? Peep this.
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Can't believe our teachers had us opening the windows and removing our fleece jackets during class in this kind of weather 😭.
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Matatus that make you pay the same for all the stages no matter how close it is <<<<<<<.
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Any of the books in this series will do the trick. Works like Mara Moja.
What's the best remedy for insomnia 😆.
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My mpesa is always okay until I'm on a bus with an angry makanga that's when it decides to perform abracadabra 😭.
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You ever watch a movie/show and you can just tell the black person was just there for inclusivity?.
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Selfie sticks made the most dramatic entry into the market and then left like they never came.
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The girlies who were against the relationship and warning her against getting a baby so early on in life tuliitwa bitter na mama wa marehemu💀.
Amkeni 😂 remember that 1st year kid mwenye alitu show we adults know nothing about relationships? Anyway wana anikana huko TikTok.
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Stop killing women. That's the solution.
@NjeriWaMigwi Lemme ask whats the solution to all this Femicide.
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At this point I wish there was a STRONGER, HARSHER hashtag than #RutoMustGo that reflects what I feel because he has to do more than just go, he needs to PAY FOR ALL HIS SINS.
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@NjeriWaMigwi I love you so much 💖 (you may not see this and it's okay 😭).
Who was the person of the year for 2024?.
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I'll leave you to your paedophilic fantasies then🙏
@wilde_IV @candyyy_x2 Wewe msichana aki usinikasirishe please 😡.
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When those chorea chorea guys pop up on my fyp I scroll so fast because ni nini hiyo mnasema??.
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Whoever gave me that cookie didn't tell me that I wasn't supposed to eat all of it all at once. Nilizima Friday usiku and resurrected on Sunday morning. Nakumbuka tu visions za watu wakiangalia mwili yangu 😭😭😭.
Might be a personal skill issue but edible high is up there with the most terrifying and violent highs to ever exist fr.
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@polo_kimanii It's crazy how you can experience one place so differently. because the way some Kenyans are crying about the economy and some are having a literal ball.
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Anyway on a serious note I hope y'all are just talking and this is not truly the mindset you have🥲.
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I'm so sorry 💔 and the fear of being ganged up on is so real you never know if there are people just waiting for your reaction so that they can get reason to attack you like 💔.
OmG I'm so pissed nawaka moto kama dragon. tell me why I have been sexually harassed by this street boy in cbd. like 3 times, he grabbed my ass. Each time I wanted to slap the hell out of him bt I couldn't ju walikuwa wengi and they could easily gang up on me.😭.
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@DaveKengabi @Nyaberih_ I hate how people let conductors behave the way they want 😭. siwezi nyamaza Gai 💔. kwanza wakiongeza fare njiani🙌.
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Nah it's cool. Infact 5+ likes for me is a hit tweet yoh😭.
you ever delete a tweet because it gets 0 likes and its been way to long and now your embarrassed.
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@definatelynotVe Nimekumbuka a discussion they were having about how the homeless get pregnant "kilema unashika aje mimba huoni unastrain Sakaja?" and they just kept laughing. My aunt is a social worker and she explained to me how they are actually râped and given their position can't get help🙂.
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In school rn seeing this girl in literal tears with her father 😔😔because of missing marks now she can't graduate💔😞. It wasn't until today that I understood the gravity of missing marks.
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Promising kunifikisha at a stage alafu kusema mwisho wa gari before that stage is a betrayal I take very personally 😭😭.
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"Teacher of English" was so unnecessary. I mean, who's gonna say "my English teacher" and immediately think of a teacher from England??.
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Or maybe he cheated because you're a horrible person 👍
Stop acting as if there is anything good about being fat.If you don't have any health/mental issues you absolutely have no business being bulky.Fat is ugly and y'all make everyone uncomfortable mostly in public transport with them saggy arms😒.
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Forgive who??? He can pray if he wants.
Forgive Osama Otero or post yourself?.
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I just get tired of the puns I have to deal with when people find out I'm called Witness.
Do you actually like your name?.
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@ComedianMwirigi " whaaa how they gon drive twenny one cuhhss, they could have gave me a cuhhh".
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I always disliked that part where the journalist would ask the top student in KCPE/KCSE to encourage those who felt they had failed. Like what makes you think they want to hear it from youuu😭😭.
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@_GreatnessTupu @rio_brynt Had a friend who used to be told he's prettier than his girlfriend 😭😭.
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@soulmuseee Waiting for the lift to come back is crazy. Heri nisquat katikati ya miguu ya mtu.
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That sleek appearance when you remove your screen protector 🤤🤤🤤🤤.
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The constant lecture from my mom: "Aki na sijakuona ukisoma hii holiday ona sasa imeisha." Used to make me feel so shitty😭.
I truly do not miss the anxiety that came with going back to school. Yaani nilikua naona hizo advertisements napoteza appetite vibaya sana.
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Hadithi ya Akatope was such a gruesome story for a class two story😭😭😭.
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With the way this economy is looking, you might actually find my pussy in bio.
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Mnataka niolewe nikiwa yunifasiti?.
Lecturers' strike looms. University lecturers give govt a 2 week ultimatum.UASU wants government to effect pay hike . They say government yet to effect the pay hike.Mutio: The next strike won’t be like the previous two. #JKLive.@TrevorOmbija
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Hakuna watu hukaa genuinely happy like two kienyejis in love 😍😍😍😂😂.
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Idea for a date: walk the entire Nairobi CBD and learn all the streets😭😂.
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Can't believe I have to put my phone on dnd because people I haven't talked to from the dark ages have been calling me from 8 to vote for their weird candidates.
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I'll be doing shopping worth sh2000+ and get mad over buying a carrier bag for sh50😭.
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Mugged at gun point. Two fucking days ago😭😭😭😭.
Tell us about how you lost your phone.
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And then sit at the back and then in the middle of the trip ask, for everyone to hear, "Tuko karibu na Mombasa, kuna harusi nafaa kusimamia leo usiku." Then keep quiet.
I'm always fighting the urge ya kupanda matatu inaenda sijui kericho ama busia just for the plot.
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I have a long long way to go and I'm absolutely clueless 😭.
In terms of your career, what is that one lesson you learnt this year.
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🕯️🕯️🕯️.
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@kuwamocho_ And especially*. "Sasa nilitumia pesa yangu nikusomeshe hio yote ndio ukose pesa?"😭.
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Trusting my algo to do the work juu umekatalia list😔.
Hiyo list ya pages with good corn iko tops! Nko number 3 with a numb right hand.
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High school I had a relationship for a whole year nikanyang'anywa simu. Wah Sydney if you see this I didn't ghost😭(dm me).
Mi sielewi mtu anafall in love aje purely on the phone bila kumeet. Uongo.
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