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I love the righteous, although I am not of them || 🇨🇩 🇵🇸 🇸🇩.
Joined October 2023
A thread of reminders I’ve ever posted here. This is for when you hear my sudden death, I hope you benefit from it and repost. ALL reminders are for myself first and foremost then to whoever it may benefit. Bismillah, let’s start.
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5 years gone and people are still engaging with this tweet and circulating it. How lucky is this fella? To die and still receive thawab because you left out something beneficial? Subhan’Allah. May we die in a state that please our Lord, Allahuma ameen.
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Osama got his popularity from abusing people, bullying people, talking shit about Islam every chance he gets then snitched on an entire revolution and mocked his friend’s death who was loud about his abduction few days before his death. No one should sympathize with him. NO ONE!!.
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For the Muslim politicians who voted yes, yes to terrorizing citizens, Wallahi billahi may the punishment of the hereafter be with you. May Allah break your backs. May you never know peace. Enjoy that money and luxury for now. QIYAMAH IS WAITING FOR YOU.
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Stop attacking Farah Maalim’s kids.Tusi yeye wachaneni na familia yake!Someone defending his/her dad is not a crime.
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My Somali mutuals, before I attack Falah Maalum’s daughter because she told me I need Quran saar when clearly it is her father and her family that needs it, is that video accurate or is it fabricated for obvious agenda?.
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😮💨😮💨.
It’s been a minute since I made some chicken butter. Let me prep some and start the new year right 🤭.
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Mamangu anasema I protest from home. I told her Sawa lakini in sha Allah naamka kesho, naoga,navaa mbio mbio na nachomoka 🤣🤣. I’m really tired of them selling us fear. They mean well but we can’t keep living like this. Whatever will be will be but I must show up.
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KESHO LAZIMA NIFANYE SIIIUUUUUUU MBELE YA ASKARI.
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@zanihna0708 This is a fabricated hadith btw with absolutely ZERO source that is roaming around on that Tiktok side of Muslims who love to romanticize the deen.
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WHAT??? The lady at the end?????? Can we fucking find her and beat the shit out of her???? Somalis are security threats because he is rightfully protecting his business ??????.
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I know a cute old mama. She sells baking equipments and all. She’s in south C. She has medical bills to pay for her mzee. Pleaseeeee if anyone on the tl is a fellow baker pls support her by buying things from her if you’re close. 254 722 684001. Her name is Fatma. Thank you.
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Asalam aleikum warahmatullahi wabarakatuh. We have exactly 4 months to Ramadan, if we start talking now we can be married by February 22nd on Saturday and the other weekend we’re waking up for Suhoor together. I cook, clean and submit. My DM’s open. You have 48 hours to reply.
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😂 I know I say everything I make is amazing but this was… I won’t even use amazing. Will be an understatement. This was OUT OF THIS WORLD🙂↔️🙂↔️.
I’m hearing next is yemeni chicken Mandi? Bet.
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Wewe enda lalisha. Toa uzee hapa. Haunanaga msimamo, always grazing where the green pastures favors you. Low budget markiti Ali Joho.
The moment they said ‘we are leaderless’ is when I knew they were not going anywhere . They should have set up a committee of 47 members . I told them NO revolution succeeded without a leader and they named the Arab Spring,I asked them how the Arab Spring ended up . Kairo,you.
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I’m actually crying. You represent the most marginalized group and community yet you vote yes. I’m really so fucking angry. What kind of a person must you be to vote yes when you rep such a community???? MJITOMBE NYINYI WOTE MAUMBWA.
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There’s a girl I know that has a balance of 41k fees and must complete it to do her finals on Tuesday. Is there anyone here who would like to help we complete it pls? Pls RT this and share. It’s a desperate situation.
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Lmaoooo the way I always support that woman with her activism tweets kumbe her father is Maalim Farah and he voted yes??? LOOOOOOOL.
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So, chicken Kabsa(a Saudi dish🇸🇦) this was incredible devoured it in 5 minutes. The chicken *chef kiss*, the rice *chef kiss* and the chilli, took the meal to another level, * even more chef kiss * 10/10. You can make this w beef or lamb whatever, doesn’t have to be chicken.
Anyways, I marinated my chicken overnight najua hiyo chicken kabsa leo itaweza🇸🇦.
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Ruto made me unite with Kairo, Amerix, Polo Kimani, Kimuzi nd Osama. RUTO WEWE UMBWA MWIZI, YOU WILL CRUMBLE!!!!.
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Update: balance remaining is 28k. For these who have sent, thank you so much really🥹🥹. Mubarikiwe sana. Let’s keep pushing and clear off the 28k 🥲.
There’s a girl I know that has a balance of 41k fees and must complete it to do her finals on Tuesday. Is there anyone here who would like to help we complete it pls? Pls RT this and share. It’s a desperate situation.
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Women my age are being engaged and married and I’m still yet to know the difference between a row and a column. Timing ya mungu tho.
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TL cleanse for 3 minutes from all the atrocities happening. Enjoy. Reciter: Muhammad Al-Luhaidan. My favorite reciter, Allahuma barrikk🥹.
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You expect us to sympathize with a Zionist? Wewe kufa tu😍😍🤗🤗.
Its over am done with this cult gambling. am done av lost so much today🚫 .This is razor blade results. today friends nimefika mwisho. am about to add more scars. and bleed out. Naskia naumwa na kichwa pande moja 😭😭.Goodbye guyz,, its too much. Wacha nijikate then nilale
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Baba ya mtu hii tl jana alitupata Al-yusra eating and drinking akasema “ the bill is on me” ✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾. May Allah increase him in this life and in the next.
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One word: AMAHHHHHZZINGGGGG😮💨😮💨😮💨. Juicy and meaty. And yes, it was supposed to be double beef but it’s triple 😂🫡. Also, yes again, I made the bun from scratch. Better than store bought I’ll be real.
I saw some tiktok video and now I wanna make a juicy meaty double beef burger but with my own homemade buns and some insanely spicy fries.
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You have to be on Twitter to understand how incredibly funny yet ironic this shit is 😂😂😂😂.
The hate is not real leo, Osama alipewa maji na Jamia Mosque. One Kenya, Kenya is One.
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GUYS I NEED THOSE NUMBERS FOR THE MUSLIM POLITICIANS WHO VOTED YES. SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE ME THEIR NUMBERS.
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You don’t get to talk to me about “I hope you heal” mungu ajalie babako 🫵🏽 mema kwa sababu HE WILL ANSWER TO ALLAH. HE WILL BE ACCOUNTABLE FOR THIS. Pray for your father you absolute nincompoop of a woman. Get the fuck outta here you people’s tax enjoyer.
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Niliona Ali Nur the clout chaser jana damu ikachemka. karibu niende kumpiga mangumi lakini enemy ni Ruto.
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I’m telling you Kenyans (if it fits) are very ignorant and daft. Ask this lady what she thinks a Muslim is and she’ll tell you “Arabs and walalos” and that right there, is your below average Kenyan. If she finds out there are Arabs who are Christians🙂↔️…….
Kuna wajaluo muslim ?? 🤔.
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Meals from my kitchen. Meal making a meal.
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A kafir will never be your friend. They cannot be on the same page as you. Don’t allow yourself to be gaslit by a kafir. Don’t let a kafir tell you that you’re an extremist or religion is a concept of the west. Hold on firmly to your religion and do not compromise on it.
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Ukileta ujinga ya “mtu wetu” tunashuka na wewe mbwa wewe.
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Habits to practice consistently in 2025: .1) Sunnah prayer before Fajr prayer. 2) Pray Tahajjud for 40 consecutive days. 3) ALWAYS sleep with Wudhu. 4) NEVER miss Salah unless I’m on my deathbed. 5) Read AT LEAST a page of Quran after EVERY Salah. Who’s in on the challenge?.
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Your father, @xubbifarah, said had he been the president he’d k!ll 5000 youths. So after all who needs Quran saar? Me or your father? @xubbifarah I didn’t want to attack you but you made it so hard for me not to you arrogant naive spoilt brat.
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Sarova hotel actually kicked Farah Maalim out of their premises 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳. Now he needs to be arrested for those silly reckless remarks he made. I can only imagine the embarrassment he must have felt when they asked him to leave 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.
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1. No matter how busy, lazy, demotivated you feel do not abandon your salah. That’s the only thing we should hold on dearly. 2. More and more istighfar. Opens the doors to your duas being accepted. Be in constant state of it. 3. Your rizq is written, honestly just relax.
Muslim to Muslim:.
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FOOTBALL TWITTER, THANK YOU FOR BEING ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF HISTORY. WE WILL NEVER FORGET THIS GESTURE.
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Mkiskia kifo yangu or anything pls mcheze na pinned tweet yangu as much as you can.
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Nimeingia Uber driver anauliza njia nikamshow mimi na yeye nani anafaa kujua njia akaniambia nishuke and cancel the ride💀💀. Watu wako na makasiriko man Ruto, hell is waiting for you.
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Your hate for Hanifa is making you sanitize that Mwalimu??? Have you forgotten those nasty things he was tweeting akiwa Mwalimu????? Kwani ni uongo ako na tabia za pedo??????That picture of kids who had short skirts he put here talking about how male teachers have it tough??.
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Never ever, habibty, never ever give a garre man a chance. That is the only advice I can give you rn.
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It’s heavily raining, pls make a dua that Allah destroys and breaks the backs of these corrupt oppressors. Make dua that they never be at peace and that they always have anxiety.
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@PonderingMali This video of Somali Barry White because what was the aim 😭? And that “Masha Allah” at the end LMAOO.
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Mazraoui my brother, may Allah grant you endless success in this life and in the next and grant you the highest rank in Jannah. Cannot believe we signed him.
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Bored. Like this tweet and I’ll tell you what I think of you based on your tweets.
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I want him akufe… I want him to rot in the cell. Pay bill iwekwe tuchange and make sure he lives to suffer until his demise. He cries he is depressed and alone. I hope it continues and the guilt eats him alive til he d*** like the filthy sewage rat he is!!!!!!!!!!.
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Btw I am on the side that you shouldn’t attack a politician’s child because of their parents stances but take a look around, the politicians kids that are attacked what do they have in common? THEY COME ONLINE TO MOCK AND TWEET NONSENSE DEFENDING THEIR PARENTS EVIL ACTS!!!!!!!!!.
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Wait…. I’m just finding out now… 844 system is… 8 years in primary , 4 high school and 4 uni….??????????.
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May Allah forgive us for our ignorance and lack of basic Islamic knowledge. May Allah give us halal income and money. Semeni Allahuma ameen.
Finally the new millionare in town ni ABDI DIDA from Embu🥳🥳. Ksh. 4,441,690 ya MJP imeenda hivyo bila huruma😅. Imagine aliomoka na 49Bob tu!!. Congratulations are in order💃. #shabikimjpwinner
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Hanifa…… Huyu msichana I will talk about her to my kids and grandchildren In Sha Allah. She’s done so much really. What a brave lady.
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Don’t expect the orders loooooooool. Nimepata orders ni Kama napikia matatu mzima🙂🙂🙂🙂. Overwhelmed 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂. But those who RT’d, THANK YOU SO MUCH ❤️.
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She lost her 2 phones( iPhone 15 and iPhone 16 pro max) She got robbed at solfest last night💀💀. Apparently someone hugged her then she looked down her purse, it was open and both her phones were gone 💀. Welcome to Nairobi abayo. It’s just the beginning🙂↕️.
You leave Canada to follow your dreams in Kenya💀?? Are we in the same country? oh brother, what dreams darling? Ours are crashed already. Our government is killing us.
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Cut my hair 2022 and it’s 3 times longer now hadi hairline yangu imerudi intact. I know it plays a big role lakini mimi mtu asiniambie genetics. Boiling cloves, fenugreek seeds and rosemary together and spraying it to your hair at least 3 times a week is the TRUTH.
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UPDATEEEEEE. The balance has been cleareddddddd. Thank you so much to those who contributed for helping this girl sit for her exams. She really was stressed hadi akawa mgonjwa. I pray y’all never lack in this life🩷🫂. Thank you once again.
Update: balance remaining is 28k. For these who have sent, thank you so much really🥹🥹. Mubarikiwe sana. Let’s keep pushing and clear off the 28k 🥲.
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You give your parents money and they still end up using it on you and your siblings one way or another. The only reward that can match their efforts is Jannah and I pray they’re granted that.
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Thomas Sanders…. My favorite.
vine is not funny when u rewatch it i’m so sorry.
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Anyways dua ni ile ile… Mwenyezi Mungu atufungulie kila la kheyr, atuepushe na kila hasad na atupe rizki isiyo pungua Duniani na Akheerah♥️. Jummah Kareem and don’t forget your istighfar and adhkar. Keep your tongue moist with the remembrance of Allah.
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You sell fake jerseys. You really shouldn’t be talking lmaoo.
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Hawa ndio wale wanaamshana fajr na wako kwa haram relationship.
Saa hii ningekuwa nampea hug from behind tukichapa evening adhkar and watching the sunset together.
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I constantly think about death and the first night in the grave. When everyone leaves and it’s just you and the angels? Will you be able to answer those questions? What have we done to prepare for that night? So many questions to ask.
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A garre man. These creatures……. La Haula Wa La Quwatta Illa Billah.
Ni tribe gani ushawai date ukaona Shetani na Macho?😂😂😂💔.
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LET IT BE KNOWN THAT OSAMA OTERO IS A FUCKING SPINELESS NINCOMPOOP AND A TRAITOR. IT IS WHAT IT IS. HE IS NOT ONE OF US!.
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You open a space and there is no gen z on the speaker side. You open a space to give these big people chance to explain themselves. This why NEP will remain joke because all you people do is KISS ASS!!!!!!!.
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Ya Allah, so many duas but please don’t test me with wealth. Don’t test me with wealth that I earn haram money, that I eat haram money, that I raise my kids with haram money and that I give sadaqah with haram money. That I go to to umrah with haram money.
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You leave Canada to follow your dreams in Kenya💀?? Are we in the same country? oh brother, what dreams darling? Ours are crashed already. Our government is killing us.
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I came out and made a difference. We shall be back. RUTO THIS IS NOT OVER. YOUR DOWNFALL WILL BE TELEVISED. YOU ARE A GOON IN POWER. VIVA KENYANS. I AM SO FUCKING PROUD OF YOU ALL✊🏾❤️. #REJECTFINANCEBILL2024.
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Idk how I’m gonna find the means and the facilities but even in the belly of a whale, there was hope. May Allah invite me to worship Him in His house next year and grant me the chance to experience Umrah as a whole. Allahuma ameen.
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Dua bado ni ile ile… Mwenyezi Mungu atufungulie kila la kheyr, atuepushe na kila hasad na atupe riziki isiyo pungua Duniani na Akheerah. Jummah Kareem and don’t forget your istighfar and adhkar. Keep your tongue moist with the remembrance of Allah and He will remember you too💚.
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It’s always the same men tena. Some of you are bastards and never want people to get justice because you think family and parents are always right. The same people that will hide and protect their rapists family members but not the one who was raped. Tunawaona sana.
I really try my best to not to fight with some of these incels here but I’m pushed to the wall. It’s always the same group of people. Always. Why are you guys so spineless? So tribal and so weak? It’s disgusting. I’m disgusted each time. It’s terrifying that you’re someone’s.
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Dua ni ile ile… Mwenyezi Mungu atufungulie kila la kheyr, atuepushe na kila hasad na atupe riziki isiyo pungua Duniani na Akheerah💚. Jummah Kareem and don’t forget your istighfar and adhkar. Keep your tongue moist with the remembrance of Allah.
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5 months to Ramadan 🥹🥹. Allahuma Balighna Ramadan. May we reach it in good health and happiness. Excited to see what Omar Suleiman’s topic will be. May Allah raise his rank. Also, ladies if you see this, you know what to do. Time’s ticking 🫣.
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Friday is here. As usual, dua ni ile ile tu. Mungu atupe riziki isiyo pungua duniani na akheerah. Reminder to be consistent with your dhikr, istighfar and send salawat upon our beloved prophet ﷺ. May Allah take care of all your private affairs, Allahuma ameen 💚💚.
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@Nololxcherry She posted it on a public platform, she doesn’t get to cry about anything because it’s on the internet 🤣🤣. Her opinion is false because 1. Kenya doesn’t stink and 2. A lot of people speak English and 3. shut the fuck up.
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Dua ni ile ile… Mwenyezi Mungu atufungulie kila la kheyr, atuepushe na kila hasad na atupe riziki isiyo pungua Duniani na Akheerah🤲🏾. Jummah Kareem and don’t forget your istighfar and adhkar. Keep your tongue moist with the remembrance of Allah.
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Okay, here’s the final product. Thoughts? A hearted cake.
Let me go decorate a cake. Excited for the new color I’ll try for the first time.
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I would like to recommend Belaal Assad to anyone who feels depressed, sad, left out, out of touch w the deen…all that. He’s on YouTube, Instagram and podcasts. He’s really helped me a lot and he doesn’t even know. May Allah take care of his affairs in this life and in the next.
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Can we talk about the concept of compensation in islam for a minute? Lost/Missed out on something? It wasn’t kheyr for you, you’ll see why. You get something 10 times better. Lost a child? They are your ticket to Jannah. Got sick? Your sins are wiped away.
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I need to find girls wenye wanataka kuhifadhi quran huko Jamia Mosque and have been thinking of enrolling. Specifically weekend classes. My goal this year is to fully memorize the Quran.
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Buanaaaaa you people are losing focus. Don’t go around deciding on things and posting as if this movement has a leader when the whole point of this is we’re all in this together. Aim is RUTO TO BE IMPEACHED OR WILLINGLY STEPS DOWN. WE DO NOT NEGOTIATE WITH THESE TERRORISTS!!!!!!!.
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<Chicken over rice cart style> So good I had to cook it twice🙂↕️🙂↕️. Last frame ni white garlic sauce(blend 1/2 cup mayo, 1/2 cup plain garlic, 3 pieces of garlic, 3 ice cubes and pinch of salt to taste)don’t add any other liquid.
Remake of chicken over rice today. Didnt use boneless chicken last time like I should’ve.
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Lying in bed almost half asleep doing your istighfar>>>>> .May Allah increase us of khayr in this life and in the next and May He take care of our affairs and struggles we don’t speak of, Allahuma ameen.
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Name: FATUMA ABDULLAHI. School: THIKA SCHOOL OF MED HEALTH SCIENCE. School admission: DNDT/M-0006/THI/24. LIPA NA MPESA.PAYBILL:522522.ACCOUNT NO:7568491#41171299.
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This is the app I was telling you guys about. So easy to help you on your journey to memorize the Quran. You just click on each word and repeat it and so on til you memorize an ayah. How convenient? Also I picked that SPECIFIC ayah for a reason😊.
You can memorise the Qur’an.
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Enyewe I can confirm, hii teargas haina flavor. I suggest blueberry or mint.
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Kuna mtu nangoja aseme kitu kwa hii tl. He works for ASN or something like that. He’s always defending him. Nangojaaaa sana nimtole hasira ya hadi ya game ya jana!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
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Since this arrogant man blocked me, this is the shit he keeps saying and gets away w it. Uses every chance he gets to look down on people who aren’t from his tribe just so he can call them Jareer. Nigerians? Bantus? You see my point? Uses every chance just to be condescending 🗑️.
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So many big accounts coming here tweeting the same thing. Wewe na Osama mjidishi na hizi maswali za ujinga. Hatuna time ya huyo umbwa. Na hatuna time yako pia na hizi maswali za ujinga. Akufe, no one gives a fuck.
Assuming Osama harms himself or gets mentally affected, mtamhurumia ama akule ujeuri wake.
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I found out something life changing. In the Quran when Allah talks about those who have sinned, He doesn’t address us as “sinners” rather He says: “Tell my servants, I am the forgiving” “Those who have transgressed against themselves” “Those who are unjust to themselves.”.
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As I agree that this has nothing to do with religion. Wale sheikh walikuwa wa kwanza kucondemn usenge huko mombasa where are they to speak up about this absolutely atrocious situation??? When I say that we have so many hypocrites hiding behind religion in this country sio jokes.
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Niskie mtu ananiambia nirudi somalia. Nitasema nitarudi siku baba atarudi sudan.
I was Born in Kenya but my grand parents are from Sudan- Raila Odinga!
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I’m always thinking of going to concerts and I start planning and each time I think “ imagine dying in a concert” .It keeps me in check each time because fr, imagine dying in a concert as a Muslim???????.
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Nuhhhh… people are fucking FED UP. Everyone is openly saying Fuck yous to these politicians when they hear it. I’m truly happy how we’ve all decided to wake up collectively and speak out. Honestly FUCK THESE MOTHERFUCKERS!.
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I hope this helps you and anyone who sees this and needs it♥️.
Guys my dua list is lacking, it's so basic, can someone give me inspo on what to put on there.
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I’ll never not repost this tweet every time I come across it. Even after his death he still gets rewards every time someone plays/shares this. How noble is Islam that you can still continuously get rewarded even after your death? May Allah grant him the highest rank in Jannah.
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