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Whitney Mallett
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Issue 003 is now available!!
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Kate Spade's suicide really changed how I see those bags
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1 year
@madelesque @NYMag this line made me pause! like maybe the context of that figure is the cultural emergency one should focus all this reporting on
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1 year
THE WHITNEY REVIEW OF NEW WRITING IS OUT NOW! get a copy here
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@afrofatalism long elegant complex sentences don't need to be run-ons
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In for 2022: -true love -bellies -tai chi -leather -radishes Out for 2022: -god -big naturals -oat milk -pastel dildos -orange wine
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5 years
Why don't poker players just get botox?
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5 years
Halsey, the bisexual icon we don't need, I'd never heard of until tonight, and apparently named herself after a Brooklyn subway station
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1 year
I'm so overwhelmed with gratitude that the review is out in the world giving readers this
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Mattilda B Sycamore
1 year
Can't remember reading a publication cover to cover like this, I started reading and had to finish before bed because of the conversations and collisions between pieces, the surprises and intimacies all together✨ thanks @whitneymallett 🌷
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4 years
“If horse girls are a personification of alienation, ketamine is about leaning into that alienation” me for @SSENSE
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5 years
Post-kanders toxic trustee report for @NYMag
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7 months
I grew a lot as a writer this year. There's more immediacy. When I read things I wrote even the year before, it feels like I'm trying to talk from underneath a layer of ice, like a person trapped underneath a frozen pond. BEST OF 2023 thread
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2 years
nypd the real queens of quiet quitting
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2 years
The solution to the magazine industry is universal basic income
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11 months
So much art/media/content is just made to bait people into feeling smarter than it rather than strive towards truth, beauty, or transformative experience
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2 years
Thank u @wordsbytara for the mini profile 4 @brooklynmag with portrait by @anadelreyyyy
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2 years
Movies you could watch instead of glass onion
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7 years
Why is it easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism?
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5 years
A decade ago I was in a toxic relationship w an alcoholic. Just a reminder it's better to be alone than feel unworthy all the time
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3 years
Everyone thinks they’re kate bush when they’re on ketamine
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clocking in for another day at the word factory
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7 years
@mashable all the time, energy, and creativity that could have been applied to solving world hunger
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2 months
We need universal basic income period
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Kyle Chayka
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Klarna is using AI to replace / automate its marketing images, cutting its budgets for stock photos, photographers, designers, etc. This is the immediate commercial effect of generative AI with no copyright protection: job destruction
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I’m a stoner. No one knows that
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1 year
I have a lot of guilt but never shame
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4 months
I will be reading at the @emotrophywife zine launch Sunday, a twitter star-studded lineup @_pem_pem @raynefq @emmelclein et al
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2 years
10 years ago yesterday Rihanna went Seapunk on SNL and destroyed many already-out-of-date illusions about subculture
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7 years
"Voices Carry" was about lesbian romance until the label made it straight. The music video has a dude in a wife beater strangling her
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1 year
instead of "mom" a kid accidentally called the teacher "alexa"
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6 months
I started a magazine without images last year
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Dean Kissick
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It is time to abandon the image.
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Whitney Mallett
3 months
Issue 003 launch of @WhitneyReview shot by Acudus @arjununcle @silviaprada
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2 years
Dystopian near future where brands like Staples and Gillette pay for naming rights of storms and hurricanes
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Whitney Mallett
4 months
A lot of very intelligent people who are broke seem to think they deserve something better but who owes this to them?
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7 years
Beauty and the Hypebeast
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5 years
Should i be a thirst trap on twitter instead?
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6 years
The rebranding of beans and rice into "bowls"
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4 years
Charlotte Gainsbourg has posted missing cat flyers around the west village with her #
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I am so uninterested in Adderall and eating disorders
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8 years
The German word for the shame you feel when you've known someone for years but only can remember their handle, not their name
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Whitney Mallett
5 years
I wrote about Oval by @3LVVIA and the speculative architecture project she brought to life in her dystopian fantasy novel
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7 years
"Paranoia also makes you receptive to the mutability of the symbols around you" @HUXTABLEJULIANA
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My grandmother passed away. I hadn't spoken to her since I was 6. Sometimes I thought about reconnecting. It really hit me you don't have all the time in the world for these kinds of things
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10 months
The NY Times editorial is propaganda for genocide
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6 months
The worst thing about the mainstreaming of polyamory is how it compromises the plausibility of erotic noir thrillers that hinge on infidelity and blackmail
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Whitney Mallett
10 months
If I look impossibly stylish and beautiful and a little scary will everyone believe all of my opinions are true and perfect even if they are very obvious or make no sense?
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@pronounceddrop
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𝐓𝐎𝐏 𝐓𝐈𝐏 𝟑: DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT You have the creative freedom to exist in entirely new ways in the online world So don’t chicken out. The screen’s your stage. Whether larger than life or completely anonymous. Try on a new you. 📸 + 🧥🗑 @whitneymallett [6/7]
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6 years
Drafting an email to send to 2009's #2 most handsome man in the world
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7 years
LinkedIn Park
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7 years
All you bitches who never believed in me, I hope you know I used gourmet hot sauce on my eggs this morning
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6 years
To everyone being smug and sanctimonious about having quit fb so long ago, you know who owns instagram?
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5 years
@mxwfx "The Ways in Which to Lose a Guy in 10 Days"
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5 years
Wow, the guy who delivered my dinner last Saturday just called and asked if I wanted to go party
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Whitney Mallett
7 years
Living my best life reading the Da Vinci Code on the patio at an Italian restaurant in the Midwest
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4 years
I wrote about monuments and anti-fascism @SSENSE
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Concerned the blonde girl we picked up in this uber pool is me in an alternative universe & if we speak the fabric of time & space will rip
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6 years
Plant Based God
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4 months
Kathy Acker & Sylvester Stallone - the bisexual punk and the sensitive meathead
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Sharon Stone said she liked my style (and, like, she better because I dress like her)
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2 years
@_pem_pem you'd think the guy trying infidelity might be on-brand
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Whitney Mallett
3 months
LAURA DERN WAS CONCEIVED ON THE SET OF ROGER CORMAN'S WILD ANGELS / HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY
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Whitney Mallett
6 years
My video essay about a universal basic income experiment MINCOME is now up on and it's at the @artbma until Nov 2019
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6 years
All I want for Xmas is these checks you broke ass magazines owe me #adminday
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1 year
Margaret Thatcher on TV Shocked by the deaths that took place in Beijing It seems strange that she should be offended The same orders are given by her I've said this before now You said I was childish and u'll say it now Remember what I told u If they hated me they will hate u
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When that girl you thought was gay posts her boyfriend and then you realize you're probably that girl in someone else's story happy valentines day
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8 years
Nothing like shitting out toxic sugar, alcohol, & drugs...except maybe expelling all resentment & bitterness from my body. I wonder
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Shein and not heard
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7 years
The phase when couples either start having threesomes or get a dog
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8 months
A pleasure to write about my pain for this @dirtyverse ty
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Another @whitneymallett banger.
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8 years
The way bras make breasts appear without nipples is like totally science fiction
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4 years
Zoom Zoom Zoom Zoom I want you in my room
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Whitney Mallett
1 year
Barbie movie is very I'm-with-her Elf (and pink season the new corporate-fueled festival we want in our otherwise ritual-deprived society)
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I can't believe flowers are real sometimes
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Whitney Mallett
2 years
SAVE THE DATE Oct 19 reading to celebrate my erotica in a book @TamaraFaithBerg @L_A_WARMAN @TashNikol @internet_user93 @cursedslut420
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The only vibe shift I care about is Catholicism to Freud
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2 years
I don't know who needs to hear this but skincare is a scam
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1 year
@yoloethics normal for whom?
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4 years
Liz Phair and Pfizer are an anagram (don’t tell me I’m wrong)
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4 months
They don't stop using passive voice "Several patients have died as a result of the Israeli military assault" — this is grammatical gymnastics and there's only one context the ny times ever uses it
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Whitney Mallett
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In uber pool with couple for less than 3 minutes -he mansplains david Bowie's stereo recording innovation -then plot of his mother's children's book -about mom: "she's great but she really babied me"
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Whitney Mallett
8 years
the terror of people actually listening to what you're saying
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11 months
“She’s delusional, which has a certain appeal”
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Whitney Mallett
6 years
Co-wrote w/ @harryb_rke about @hamishis 's "Representation of Arlo" and the latest episode of white fragility in the Dana Schutz saga
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Whitney Mallett
6 years
He could see the universe in her toenail, or was it just a fungal infection?
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Hunter Biden's mistress was really nice about letting people party at her cute loft which had both indoor camping tent and stripper pole
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6 years
Don't you hate when you gram a selfie and realize later there's a better one
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11 years
"The Art of Reading 'The Art of Cinema' by Kim Jong Il" http://t.co/AWxfzg02YZ
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4 months
Reading @nicolaiarips piece, which I really liked, I also realized that maybe an it girl (or the definition of it girl that makes me most envious) is someone who has an intuitive logic for the overwhelming dizziness of consumption
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