jess
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In joint-years he’s already smoked what I will smoke in my life time. I know I’m good 😂
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Deep cleaning my room to start the year off & bitch I found $200 😭😭
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Nah don’t dm me send me 100 thousand dollars so I know you’re not wasting my time 😒
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The rich are taking colors from us too ? 😭
Before you run a marketing campaign using any Barbie assets:
- Barbie trademarked the shade of pink they use.
- Barbie owns their font.
- Barbie is trademarked.
BARBIE WILL SUE YOU!
Be original, avoid that million dollar lawsuit you will NOT win!
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I want to see women behind the meat counter some of those men give “I scratch my ass during break”
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I am so embarrassed to go back to work. I reported an old person dying YALL SHE WAS ASLEEP
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My mom came back from Mexico with medicine so I can stop smoking weed 😂😂😭
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The guy that seemed obsessed with me on Instagram saw me in person and he has not texted me since bro 😭😭😭
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Traveling alone >>
It’s being able to buy airport food without your mom making it seem like it’s going to break the bank for me
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If I worked at a zoo I would steal a different animal every week and give it the best day it’s ever had
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S/o to my mom for not let me get tatted I’d be walking around with a whole fish tank on my body rn 😭
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This is actually a photo of me
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Some of the seeds I got for spring 🥰 don’t make fun of me if they don’t grow I’m new here :’(
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Guys look so cute when they take your hand to look at your nails I almost forget i hate them
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I hate that little ones can’t just tell you what’s wrong 😭😭 I’m about to start crying too girl
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If you act like this when you smoke don’t get near me 😭
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Highly considering 24 hrs without sleep then going to bed at 9pm waking up at 5 am ….. to fix my sleeping schedule
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Hearing good news first thing in the morning has me feeling optimistic as shit maybe those lil affirmation things would work😭
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What about the time I decided I wanted to go sky diving, drove myself, paid over $200 to be thrown off a plane and had the best time, met great people 😭I need to unexpectedly cross something off the bucket list again
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I was on a date and it was the cheapest thing on the menu 😭😭😭😭😭 I didn’t eat 😭
when i spend my money trying something new on the menu & it tastes bad
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I’m rereading dms…. I am illiterate. You can call me from here on out
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Now tell me why this caregiver told me on my way out to drive safe she wouldn’t want me to die 😭wth
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Got a blister from taking out weeds, started seeds, and repotted some plants. Tuning back into wholesomeness 🧘🏻♀️
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This lady came out the restroom with her dress tucked in her underwear showing all her butt 😭no one said anything until she passed me 😭I am sitting in the middle of the plane 😭😭 nice reminder to never wear a dress and people are assholes 😭
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My brother and his friends are flying across the US for a rave 😭 I’m really getting fed up with being poor
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Asking my little brother how much money he has and he answers “cash or card” sir you are 9
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Got my client tucked in, I go into the restroom, come back to get the light and she’s fully dresssed again sis wtf😂😂😂
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They say weed makes your brain age
so maybe I am 25 mentally with a fully developed frontal lobe and that’s why everyone has been so full of shit lately
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Imagine getting a chicken 🥲😂🫶🏼
Las flores ya pasaron de moda, mejor regálale un gallo.
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They asked if we were on birth control and this girl replied she in “gods control” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Mfs be like “I made it” holding all the money to their name with one hand
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A hot tub !! A hot tub every fucking time is going to do it. Im going to start saving for one 😂😂
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Praying this mans dreams come thru so I can take half the revenue one day 🙌🏻
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I’d wake up mad everyday
More than a third of Americans say they occasionally or consistently sleep in another room from their partner.
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ngl I always thought my exes were the problem but in this situation i would cry and go home 🤭🤣🤣🤣
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Learning more about soil makes me feel taken care of 🥰 All the microbes working overtime to create energy for our lil bodies
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I text people like they can read the rest of the thought out my head 😂
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Okay maybe I shouldn’t of taken the bottle to the dance floor 😂😂😂😂
it would be much more fun if my mom would stop telling me to chill for no reason 😩😂😂😂😂
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Just bought a printer to make a vision board 😂😂 let me take my ass to bed
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I was doing so good at keeping my id in my wallet. I done lost the wallet
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Met one of those people that have gone around the world, New Zealand is on top of my list 🤞
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