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An average gal creating funny crap online. Feel free to follow me or to like and comment at your leisure. It's totally fat-free and painless... I promise.
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Having tried and failed to muscle in on the numbers, prostitution, and loan sharking rackets controlled by Oscar the Grouch on Sesame Street, Kermit and his boys were gunned down as they emerged from Grover's Italian Bistro...
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@PicturesFoIder
He casually walked in, took out his piece, took the shots, and just as casually walked out without even waiting for his medal.
I think he's done this before — under different circumstances, of course.
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@InternetH0F
The grandson is Harrison Ruffin Tyler and he is also related through his mother's side to the actual Pocahontas.
The dude is literally a walking genetic US history capsule.
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@PopCrave
Folks studying public relations:
THIS is how you stir up even more curiosity and attention from the public.
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@PopCrave
In the event that His Majesty's prostate has to be removed, Prince Williams' prostate will immediately become the new Royal Prostate.
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I haven't posed like this in a while and since it is a condition of my probation, here you go...
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@PopCrave
For a moment I thought Ty Burrell (Phil) had passed away since they were holding up his picture as if it were a memorial.
Fortunately, he's still alive. I checked. Probably just couldn't make it to the reunion.
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@stillgray
Hey, Billy... has anybody, yourself included, heard anything of the remnants of your acting career lately?
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@historyinmemes
This may very well be the first case of robot harassment caught on video.
It could be a landmark case in the making.
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@InternetH0F
Contrast this reaction to other less appreciative kids who have gotten brand new cars and complained or moaned because it wasn't the right model or color.
Gratitude is a virtue.
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I am NOT putting a bra on just to go through the Taco Bell drive-thru...
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@ATRightMovies
With Leslie Nielsen, shouldn't it be, "who was a good dramatic actor who ended up being a great comedic actor?"
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@wideawake_media
It is now clear why the agent was told to stand down.
As the limo turned onto Daley Plaza, the roadway became slightly sloped, creating a safety hazard for the agent.
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@PicturesFoIder
Would've been funny if as he left, he removed his Olympic attire and underneath he was wearing an immaculately well pressed tuxedo.
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@historyinmemes
He also aggressively imposed "expiration dates" on those who talked about things they shouldn't of been talking about.
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#WorseUrbanLegends
If you eat 3 cookies as you boil pasta, Cookie Monster will manifest himself in your pasta water
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I, hereby, extend permission too my followers to continue using my profile pic as masturbatory material after I die
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@cctvidiots
Okay, I'm just gonna come out and say it... those two are the hottest looking Great Depression era couple I've ever seen.
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@historyinmemes
The other bird in the foreground looks like he was fast asleep. He's startled awake, like, "WTF, Mable, what's all that racket? Mable... Mable?!"
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Is that thing even gonna fit in the dishwasher?
I may have just bought the Mother of All Cast Iron Pans.
Hand for reference (and extra sexiness)
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@il0venostalgia
My lofty, long-winded answer:
(short answer at the bottom)
This artistic choice was likely made to enhance the visual aesthetic and symbolism of the video.
Firstly, pool tables without pockets can be seen as a metaphor for the intense rivalry and conflict depicted in the video.
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@nypost
I guess it is now up to the passengers to conduct pre-flight safety checks. That's good to know.
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@crazyclipsonly
The look on this poor dude's face... it's like when a kid starts to open up a large Christmas present only to discover it's a box full of socks.
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#APleaToGenZ
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Please, take good care of Keith Richards as the Boomers, Gen-Xers, and Millennials did before you...
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@PopBase
I was on pins and needles waiting to hear what Mike Pence had to say about this.
Thank you, Mike. Now you may go back to your shift as assistant manager at your local Taco Bell.
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@JulieKennis2
Leo may be rich, but he also penny-wise.
By dipping into the "under 21" bracket, he saves on having to splurge on nightclubs and booze.
A few chicken nuggies and a juice box is all he needs.
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Best advice I got when I started on the Twitter:
Tweets, like poops, should come out naturally -- NEVER force them.
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@historyinmemes
Every documentary should be produced with two narration tracks.
One, by Sir David Attenborough and a second track narrated by Snoop.
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🚨 BREAKING 🚨
Kim Cheatle has just announced that she is resigning as director of the US Secret Service in order to focus on her roofing business specializing in pitched roofs.
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#TheSexGotWeirdWhen
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Even though I was wearing my 'Princess Leia is Jabba the Hutt's sex slave' outfit -- you kept on making STAR TREK references --- WTF?
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@historyinmemes
If the Persians would have been victorious and the culture of Greek city-states subdued or entirely assimilated into Persian culture, the path by which Western civilization evolved and prospered would have been entirely different.
A single battle on a single day, yet so pivotal
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@InternetH0F
They're not even a couple or anything.
They just had a fender bender and were exchanging insurance information.
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@GBNEWS
With all due respect to His Majesty, I believe he REALLY needs to look back on Steve Jobs and his similar strategy to combat his cancer.
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@WallStreetSilv
There's a problem with the structural integrity of your plane's wing. However, the flight is already 30 minutes behind schedule, so there's no time to fix it.
Have a safe flight.
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@InternetH0F
When this guys passes away, his ghost will wander the house where this event took place, reliving that moment for all of eternity.
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@PicturesFoIder
You know what I'm gonna do this morning?
I'm gonna remove my protective headgear and approach a multi-ton creature in the wild.
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@fasc1nate
Fortunately, following years of therapy, Annabelle was able to reincorporate herself into society.
Annabelle is now a semi-retired anger management therapist and enjoys gardening, traveling, cooking, and tormenting the souls of children who don't eat their veggies.
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@fasc1nate
Michael Caine demonstrates the proper empathetic reaction that recent generations would be hard-pressed to emulate.
He DID NOT make the situation about him. He did not indulge in laying blame on his mother for keeping such a secret for so long, for denying him the opportunity to
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@AP
12-page bill gets fast-tracked through the House, now a former Goldman Sachs, Hollywood, government guy steps right in on queue to fill the role of the "buyer."
Yeah, okay.
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Just 26 hours to go and I will be able to claim that I went for all of 2023 without having one of my b00bs pop out at a Walmart OR Taco Bell.
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@historyinmemes
I don't know what it means when I see a subway station from the former Soviet Union and I am more impressed by its design and cleanliness and would likely feel safer to ride the subway there compared to subway systems in the U.S., U.K. and other Western countries.
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@cctvidiots
The art of slipping in the shower while blow drying your hair and accidentally shooting yourself in the back of the head, thrice, before wandering onto a ledge, naked, and slipping on a banana peel 12-stories to your demise.
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With Regis, sadly, passing away before formally selecting his heir as the "world's coolest old celebrity," I guess this means that William Shatner and Betty White will have engage in a "winner-take-all" cage match to earn the title.
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Hey, kids...
There was once a time when SNL was as funny on a reasonably regular basis as it was tonight with Eddie Murphy.
#SNLEddieMurphy
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@InternetH0F
ANSWER:
Unless I get this job, I will be forced to put Jumbo to sleep and use him for meat.
So... what sort of medical and dental coverage do you offer?
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@CreepyOrg
In a way, I suppose it can be said that Bugs saved Mel's life.
On a side note, this incident was the reason why for one season of the Flinstones, Barney's voice sounded different than the other seasons. Mel was not available to voice Barney for that time period due to this
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@historyinmemes
Nice concept, but wouldn't that negatively impact the aerodynamic properties of the aircraft thus causing a higher fuel burn?
Yes, the drag might seem negligible, but airlines function on razor thin margins, so any added drag seems wasteful.
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@MarioNawfal
In that case, there's some grounds for defamation, or at least a public apology equally as vocal as the original accusation.
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@NoContextBrits
Hey, we ain't that stupid. We know that 20:30 means its a ratio of 20 to 30, so it would be roughly two-thirds into the day, so it would be leaving at 4PM.
So there!
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@timecaptales
It would seem like he had some raw talent, enough at least to be worthy of admission and for his talent to polished further.
Then again, I don't know how competitive entry to art school was at that time.
One cannot avoid to think how different the world would be today if he had
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@GBNEWS
WTF would those two be given any advance warning of anything related to the Royal Family?
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@historyinmemes
It was estimated that if the dome had not been there, Ohtani's blast would have traveled 525-550 feet.
His combination of hitting and pitching prowess is amazing.
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@historyinmemes
I had always wondered why many Roman mosaics depicted lions with dark manes. I used to think it was creative license on the part of the artist. I was unaware that they used barbary lions in their events.
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Gotta admit, THIS is a pretty good hook.
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I'm happy to say that I found a buyer for one of my kidneys on the black market... this means that I will be able to have eggs again sometime next week...
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@WallStreetSilv
What an awful trip experience for hose two crew members.
Imagine the Yelp review they will leave about Boeing once they finally get back.
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@historyinmemes
Families sitting together to enjoy a meal?
That's as outlandish today as flying cars.
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@historyinmemes
The shot was amazing.
Trying to slither out of paying the guy is just a further testament to the sneakiness and cheapness of sports team's front offices and big corporate sponsors.
Nice that the Bulls players rallied around the defense of this guy.
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@historyinmemes
I do not believe there is any information of Vlad being a certified pilot.
Even if he were, to handle a machine like that would require extensive training to be type-rated for it.
It is more likely he sat at the controls while not doing any "flying."
Then again, who knows,
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@messedupfoods
There was a time when I would have gladly sold my little sister for a block of Velveeta.
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@GBNEWS
Hold the phone one second.
After the "all-knowing, all-seeing" WHO made this claim, the Secretary of Health for Mexico came out and said it was a falsehood.
Postmortem bloodwork indicated the person had not died of bird flu and directly contradicted the WHO.
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@GBNEWS
This is going to be the 12th time this year that I've had to go shopping for a WW3 dress.
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I can't believe underboob sweat season is ALMOST over.
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@historyinmemes
It's pretty amazing to think that the Eiffel Tower was built in the 19th century in only two years.
Even more amazing that in the early 20th century the Empire State Building was erected in just over one year.
Think about how smaller projects today usually take so much longer.
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#FakeToiletPaperFacts
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Toilet paper rolls are nothing more than paper towel rolls yet to reach full maturity
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How would everybody make out?
I'm toast as my area is a redundant target even in a small exchange scenario.
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@OrwellNGoode
This dude definitely could have trekked across the plains with the pioneers without any problems — absolute legend.
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@creepydotorg
Not only would that "tactic" render your opponent unable to strike, it usually also ended with your opponent offering to get together again soon.
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@GBNEWS
Well, we've always known the Russians don't mess around when it comes to interrogation techniques.
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@stillgray
Allow me to be as clear and as concise as possible. The answer to that question is, NO.
I did an informal poll of other women in my circle of family and friends, and the answer was unanimous. We all prefer masculine men.
The only caveat would be that we prefer men to be as
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@GBNEWS
"A great civilization is not conquered from without until it has destroyed itself from within." - Will Durant
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@PopCrave
If I could pull off that sort of pose at 82, I'd do it.
Kudos to Martha Stewart. It's a good thing.
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@PopBase
The silence provokes more speculation. I understand the want of privacy, but she is a Royal, wife to a future king, a future queen herself, the mother to a future King.
As such, she is one of the most public figures in the UK and the world.
Recuperation times lasting months
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My money is on former NYC mayor Ed Koch.
My pizza grease leaked through my paper plate, and...who does that grease stain look like? Castro? Art Garfunkel?
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#IllLookBackOnMyLifeAndSay
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I did it... I really did it -- I outlasted Blockbuster, never returned that VHS copy of 'Back to the Future II" AND... never paid any late fees.
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#HowYouCanTellMyAge
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I still expect to find Saturday morning cartoons on the major networks
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@taylorswift13
First she gains influence and control over the fortunes of the NFL.
Now she is doing the same over the fortunes of the Argentine aviation industry.
Surely her power will continue to expand until she governs the entire galaxy.
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@nypost
NYC is practically lawless now.
It is as if it were competing with SF or Chicago to see how bad things can get.
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#FakeTitanicFacts
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... Keith Richards was the only member to survive of the heroic band that kept playing till the very end
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