I hope that everyone on here knows that we would’ve been first in line for the smart guillotines that Obama ordered if Hillary won. All humans would be next.
Kamala is my fun aunt and she blew me when I was 12 years old and I've felt like a freak for years because it felt good but it was a really really bad thing why did she do this to me
Chappell Roan tells The Face that fame has the vibe of an ‘abusive ex-husband’:
“I feel like fame is just abusive. The vibe of this – stalking, talking shit online, [people who] won’t leave you alone, yelling at you in public – is the vibe of an abusive ex-husband. That’s what
It didnt work for white women when they tried to pretend to be poc so they must attach themselves to and leech off of another protected group. Never accepting their shared evil with the male Yakubians
Me in my pornbot gc: gm guys
Elle Vader6: hullo., I've be looking for love you and happy
DAria Smiiith: goodmorning are you the one I will party with?
Valerie Kinkos: HELp‼️ MY PUSSY IS ATTACKING 🥵🥵🔞
Me during the tv confessional: I think I might be falling for Valerie 🙈
Test your drugs. Keep Narcan on you and if you can reduce harm to yourself by taking some time off recreationally, do so. i’m not gonna tell addicts to just stop.
Trump: I had 50,000 people. Elvis did not have 50,000 people , and he had the guitar. He had a lot, we love Elvis, but he had the guitar. I do not have a guitar.
MILEY CYRUS ARRESTED AND SERVING LIFE IN PRISON
DIANE FEINSTEN ARRESTED AND EXECUTED
DON JOHNSON ARRESTED AND EXECUTED
DON LEMON ARRESTED AND EXECUTED
DONALD HUGH HENLEY ARRESTED AND EXECUTED
DONALD RUMSFELD ARRESTED AND EXECUTED
DUSTIN HOFFMAN ARRESTED AND EXECUTED
Its cute when old people start losing it. Called my grandpa about making lunch plans and he said "hold on I need to talk to my wife" yeah bro, grandma, I know her.
Having a Luka Doncic Summer:
-sipping beer
-ripping nicotine
-weigh like 10-15 pounds more than I should but still being effective
-dismantling my enemies with psychopathic intentions
-eurostepping at the bar
-Aura