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@suchasurfriend
LJ
16 hours
fyp has been showing me local pd alerts about minor traffic accidents in towns i've never been 3500 miles from me
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@suchasurfriend
LJ
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this flipbook is cool and you're an amazing artist but why'd you draw me getting sodomized by a kodiak bear
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i feel like Allah rn
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alright tough guy say that again and i'll do sex in your asshole
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Skip i want to ADDRESS this issue
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that's a huge if
@abakcus
Abakcus
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If you divide 1 by 998,001 you get all three-digit numbers from 000 to 999 in order, except for 998.
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At a lot of companies if the head of product rolled out the child pornography generator 5000 their job would be in danger at minimum
@nikitabier
Nikita Bier
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I could do the funniest thing
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i just landed a transverse sextuple exploder 11375
@sciencegirl
Science girl
3 days
A 21-year-old Japanese snowboarder, Kokomo Murase, just landed a backside triple cork 1620. She’s the first woman ever to do it. 📹Kokomo Murase
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@ grok
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This show features David Tennant and Richard Landllord
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a guy tried to troll me saying my chinese character tattoo doesn't say strength and wisdom, it says "european homosexual" which wouldn't even make sense bc im american
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2026 we jerking off in condoms
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the videos of obese people destroying bridges are probably higher net benefit to society than any vibe coded app
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they're doing this to me tomorrow
@FearedBuck
FearBuck
9 days
Doctors in Shandong, China saved a woman’s severed ear by temporarily reattaching it to her foot so it could regrow. The groundbreaking procedure is the first surgery of its kind that led to a full recovery. The photo looks AI-generated, but it’s real.
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Disagree, you should go double or nothing on another nba game tonight. Just keep funneling all your wages to israel until you're homeless
@JeffNadu
Jeff Nadu
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If you bet Spurs -3.5 you might as well retire. Holy fuck
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"Boom, boom, boom, now let me hear you say, Wayoh" but there are no survivors there is only silence
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why it added a hand
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posting stuff on linkedin that the state uses as evidence of my being an unfit parent
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