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My pimpin is the most ethical pimpin. When I pimp, I always strive to provide the strongest pimp game to the most people, but I also live my life according to the virtues laid down by history's greatest pimps.
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"Unhoused" replacing "homeless" has to be one of the dumbest examples of the euphemism treadmill in recent memory.
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@PonikvarMatt
@jonny_is_good
Is that what they're calling Serb protestants from southern California these days?
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I hope they mint the $1 trillion coin and then someone drops it and it rolls away and falls through a sewer grate.
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Sam Hyde irony poisoning himself into becoming a boxer to bully Hasan Piker is easily the funniest thing he's ever done. He should challenge Tim Heidecker to a foot race next.
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That sound you hear is Tariq Nasheed running a bath while plugging in a toaster.
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It will never stop being hilarious to me that her banner image is of two sports fans making out after the Red Sox won the World Series and not something from a protest.
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@DreamLeaf5
@shoe0nhead
No, this is what social liberalism looks like now. The call is coming from inside the house.
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Again, Glenn Greenwald's desire to pardon Assange and Snowden at this point is explicitly unrelated to journalism. It's just about damaging the US.
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@ChristineHillCo
@ofreacharound
@bog_beef
So you felt unsafe because the men in that program were... shy and unfashionable?
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Eli Valley is the liberal Ben Garrison, except he's not even accidentally funny.
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The Twitter Left is going to do that thing again where they all dance in unison on the imaginary grave of a political foe who absolutely trounced them and didn't just get away it, but thrived.
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@jokowazy
You can make that silly, idealistic case for either term. "Homeless" was a more progressive-minded replacement for "vagrant."
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Maybe the answer to the hysterical fascism witch hunt and performative antifa militancy is to just call out the leftoid clowns for a fair, unmasked fight in front of an audience and then mock them into oblivion when most try to slink away.
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This son of immense privilege (daddy was an economist and IMF ghoul), who has never known want or struggle in his pampered little life, has a message for you white devils.
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@chrislhayes
Even at his worst, Hitchens had more talent and integrity than you could muster on your best day.
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@GREGORYABUTLER
I think it's more about making people who aren't homeless feel better about themselves.
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@olivertraldi
It makes considerably more sense if you know that the person in question wrote an entire novel detailing their elaborate fantasies of molesting, torturing, and murdering fictional stand-ins for women they've argued with on the Internet.
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@jeremysmiles
Argentinians are of predominately European ancestry and have been for the country's entire history. The vast majority of German immigration to Argentina occurred in the 19th century, not post-WW2. Rico, Flores, and Ibanez are Spanish surnames. Read a book!
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Imagine Nancy Pelosi showing it off to the press but she butterfingers & the coin goes rolling across the rotunda, bouncing down steps, weaving between tourists & staffers on the National Mall to its final resting place lodged in a fatberg floating into the Potomac and out to sea
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@yusefroach
I once got a booty call that I thought was just an invitation to hang out and smoke weed. After an hour she got so frustrated with me that she started ironing. Just pulled out the board and angrily went to town on a blouse.
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Fucking around vs finding out:
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@liz_franczak
Can't imagine why Hollywood execs would suddenly get cold feet about releasing a piece of entertainment whose appeal is rooted in the cathartic notion of (maybe) successfully fighting back against ultra-rich and well-connected predators.
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@kittypurrzog
Strong modern women when there's a paycheck to collect, damsels in distress when the bill comes due.
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The Left are the absolute worst people to spearhead an antiwar movement in the U.S. They are constitutionally incapable of letting an issue stand on its own without trying to sneak every other cause in through the back door, and they are absolutely allergic to coalition building.
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@DemSocialists
members have made over 300k calls in support of
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and organized hunger strikes for an end to the violence. Palestine is a socialist issue—and the stakes couldn’t be higher.
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My dad died today. It was sudden, but he was able to go peacefully as my mom held his hand and he listened to some of his favorite music. He was a good man with a strong sense of self and a passion for history and archaeology. I will miss him terribly.
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@feelsdesperate
My cold take is that plenty of women are funny, but many women comedians self-sabotage by relying on the same handful of topics and/or personas (sex, relationships, mental health, and broad complaints about men) and are less willing to present themselves as grotesque or pathetic.
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Imagine being Matt Taibbi and having many of your journalist peers relentlessly smear you with false rape allegations for over a year because they didn't like something you wrote and considered you a closer reactionary (i.e. fair game). Imagine having that completely sideline 1/3
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@TimJPenner
@strnglft
@tannerguzy
Those women are models wearing the Eastern European folk costume equivalent of lingerie.
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@victoriaxxviii
If you recall the sorts of things Daddy used to say to his brides in public, Meghan's taste in men makes a lot of sense.
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@FructoseNoose
@shoe0nhead
Bernie Sanders didn't "give up." He spent much of the 2020 campaign trying to placate that crowd and he's still going.
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Like clockwork with these incoherent liberal hysterics.
"We're going to outnumber you and disenfranchise you forever, chud. You can do nothing to stop it. Accept that you're an irrelevant fossil. Demographics are destiny."
*five minutes later*
"Help! Help! I'm being attacked!"
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@Bodyisturd
I'm sure getting into Buddhism and grilling is a healthier outlet, but this is reminding me of why I miss combative Matt Christman lighting up menchies like an arsonist on Walpurgis Night.
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@singer_joy
@MazMHussain
@kenklippenstein
Most people are not as broken, vindictive, and worthless as you.
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@walletcheck
Some us have politics and a sense of self that aren't so superficial and fragile that we are existentially threatened by engaging with different ideas and the people who hold them. In fact, we find that it makes us better informed and capable of dealing with reality.
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@jessesingal
Have you reckoned with possibility that AOC actually isn't that smart? I understand that she *looks* more sophisticated than, say, a Louie Gohmert, but she really does strike me as his equivalent on the Democratic side of the aisle.
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@xtinatucker
@SeanRMoorhead
It's wild to think about, but *a lot* of people missed the satire in 1997. Even respected film critics. I was in high school at the time and thought that adults had collectively lost their minds.
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@ConceptualJames
Those are definitely words and you certainly smashed them together into a sentence.
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@exist2post
A man created that meme so his girlfriend wouldn't lunge at him with the scissors she uses to trim her bangs.
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@kittypurrzog
For no reason whatsoever, I'm reminded of another activist who was happy to tell the whole world about their abuse right up until a journalist tried to establish some basic facts that would corroborate their story, at which point further discussion became too traumatic to bear.
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@jyothsna
@Matzan481_
@Noellenarwhal
@christapeterso
The Ottomans referred to their territories in the Balkans as "blood farms" or "tax farms" depending on what they were primarily extracting from them.
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@liz_franczak
Honestly, this just looks like a modern version of a LAN party. Would it seem less depressing to you if they were playing Rummy instead? Is it the presence of screens that bothers?
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@mattvbrady
At first glance it looks like he's wielding a tiny gun with a huge silencer and now I wish more than anything that that was the case.
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@orientdistress
A month or two ago the Woke Twitter line was literally Snowden is a cishet scumbag for not calling for Manning's release.
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your very real and personal struggle with the issue and logging on to Twitter, where every glib leftoid pissant is trying to take you down for it, and for what? Socialism? Clout? Entertainment? People like that have a swarm of writhing vermin where a soul ought to be. 3/3
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@ch1w33th3d0g
Tell us you only eat delivery and microwaved meals without saying you only eat delivery and microwaved meals.
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@LittleMammith
To some extent I blame this on letting activists and antifa enthusiasts completely memory hole the Wi Spa debacle. That should've been their Come To Jesus moment.
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Everyone who is angry about, or whose first instinct was to mock, The Letter is your enemy.
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RIP to one of history's biggest winners: Henry Kissinger. I didn't like him one bit, but he sure made himself the left's dad on a global scale, and that legacy will never die.
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@CorgiHell
These elves worship themselves and build entire cities out of giant bug chitin. These other elves are cannibals who talk to trees. And those dwarves over there? Actually just more elves. The closest thing we have to traditional Tolkienesque elves here are a bunch of posh Nazis.
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@ChrisKattan4eva
@chrislhayes
Nope, he just collects a paycheck from and hobnobs with the people who did.
At least Hitchens, wrong as he was, had the balls to take a real stand for what he believed in. Can't say the same for your mewling, spineless "hero."
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The "ding dong the witch is dead" tweets about Thatcher looked pathetic, not plucky.
Yeah, sure, she's dead. And we're all going to continue living in the world she built from the cracked and gnawed bones of your heroes.
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This just means it was a good idea for Sanders to go on Rogan's podcast and not the Demisexual Antifa Dragonkin Anxiety Hour.
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your career and almost ruin your life. Imagine only being cleared over a year later because two random journos decided to actually do their jobs and investigate the (obviously ridiculous) accusations. Imagine writing a column about a very real and systemic problem informed by 2/3
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Holy shit is this irresponsible. The "experts" are a virtue signaling death cult.
COVID-19 infection rates actually decreased in places that experienced
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protests.
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@FilipJackson
This was genuinely a very educational glimpse into how a certain segment of the black middle class justifies its existence.
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@moderateohioan
Matt Bruenig is apparently the one guy in America who truly, madly, deeply wants to live in the pod and eat the bigs (assuming they can be stuffed into a 7-11 taquito).
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What Freddie DeBoer did to Malcolm Harris was wrong yadda yadda yadda, but every jackass on Twitter who brings it up to grind their axe curiously neglects to mention the context: Harris had been running a vicious, weeks-long smear campaign to make DeBoer an unemployed unperson.
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@casualafro
Think I'll just stay home instead. Not into subordinating (I'm sorry, "allying") myself to ethnonarcissists in the media biz. Good luck to you, though!
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@youngestwoman
The only people who say that are the ones who made a vague notion of "disability" their identity and a special club for themselves and their online friends and now have to distance themselves from medical reality.
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@TwitCuckPatrol
@river_is_nice
Absolutely nothing about you is "alpha" or "virtuous." Your whole vibe is "busybody church lady meets young boy who was picked last for dodgeball."
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Like clockwork with this guy. The headline says nothing about where funding comes from, just who's distributing. Krinkle probably understands that, but dissembling through nitpicking and pretending he's just calling balls and strikes is how this type of dirtbag charade operates.
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@Srirachachau
That's why the entire "Bad Boy Peter Parker" sequence and the dance number from Spider-Man 3 were Actually Good. They were exactly what a dweeb would imagine "going bad" involves.
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he pulled her to the ground and started kissing her. So he did, and (I think) a Boston Globe photographer caught it on film. They were not, alas, engaging in any manner of, uh, revolutionary jouissance. 2/2
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This has to be the saddest, dweebiest variety of clout chasing I've ever seen on this here Web site.
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@alexschelldorf
@EricSmallman3
Keep trying those canned lines from your Big Book of Leftoid Reply Guy Clichés. I'm sure you'll get to him eventually.
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@whale_collector
@ggreenwald
Then I hope that someone "not big a deals" you in the near future.
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@liz_franczak
Sure we can, but they're playing (I think) Destiny, which is a multiplayer game. That's not a matter of opinion. It's a fact.
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It's a shame that Sacha Baron Cohen is such an archliberal, because someone with his particular set of skills could have endless fun with a self-righteous airhead like AOC.
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Twitter pro-choicers would do themselves a huge favor by looking up actual polling data on support and opposition to legal abortion by gender. The difference in 2018 polling apparently ranges from 3-5%. Your opposition isn't men, it's effectively equal numbers of men *and* women.
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Some people are apparently just now discovering that American Marxist parties (PSL chief among them) are a freakshow of personality disorders and sex pests. I guess that counts as progress of a sort.
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It was literally a running, semi-inside joke on The Cleveland Show that the titular character was voiced by a white actor and the character's redneck neighbor was played by a black actor.
It’s been an honor to play Cleveland on Family Guy for 20 years. I love this character, but persons of color should play characters of color. Therefore, I will be stepping down from the role.
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The story goes that after the final game, street partying turned into vandalism (because it's Boston) and then the cops moved in and got even rowdier (because it's Boston). Those two got caught in the middle. Girl started panicking and Boy thought she might calm down if 1/2
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@pi_maxiu
Were I an "abolitionist" who backed a bail fund, I'd make a concerted effort to not tweet statements that make me look like a sociopath who gets off on harming children. But I'm not an abolitionist, so I say keep fucking that chicken. Let your freak flag fly!
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I've been looking up approval ratings for AOC and so far I haven't found a single one that even cracked 50%. They're all somewhere between the low 20s and mid 40s. Trump consistently polls better. What am I missing here, Left Twitter?
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@ebruenig
You complain about people being "porn-brained," but the fact that one guy isn't horny for a scantily clad model has angered you enough that you've dedicated multiple tweets to the subject.
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Someone's mad about consequence culture.
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Either the Sanders campaign just got ratfucked or the union is being seriously foolish by leaking their grievances to Jeff Bezos's rag. Either way, the usual "socialist" media dipshits seem to be dutifully playing their role by drawing attention to this with little or no context.
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Doug Henwood is the "sensible" alternative to Gwen Snyderism. The trick is to marginalize perceived threats through a combination of backchannel ratfucking and public defamation/mockery rather than explicit deplatforming.
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