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Elder millennial, whimsical rapscalion, general pest, theatre kid, nuisance of 'phobes..thoughts are my own https://t.co/OScgiknXbE

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@Noellenarwhal
Noelle
1 year
If you think you're gonna hurt my feelings, you should know that I was raised in a Sicilian family, had only Russian ballet teachers, went to Catholic School, and have an older sister. You're not gonna be successful.
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@Noellenarwhal
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2 months
There are many reasons why billionaires shouldn't exist, but I think one of the most glaringly obvious ones is how easy it is for one of them to just buy a government. That should alarm everyone.
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@Noellenarwhal
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10 months
I beg your absolute fucking pardon?
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@Noellenarwhal
Noelle
16 days
I beg your pardon?.
@Alex_muzzo
Alex
16 days
@Noellenarwhal Ma'am, Canada didn't even fight in WW2 so maybe sit this one out.
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@Noellenarwhal
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16 days
For those of you Canadians following along at home, the guy who did that Nazi salute MORE THAN ONCE yesterday, has been heavily pushing for and endorsing Pierre Poilievre. Don't forget that.
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@Noellenarwhal
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2 years
@KyleKashuv I genuine don't understand dudes who think how strangers choose to live their lives is any of their business.
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@Noellenarwhal
Noelle
1 year
Max doesn't realize that it was our grandmothers, who were in traditional marriages, who told us to never depend on a man and to always have run away money.
@YOWzers613
YOWzers613 𝕏 πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦
1 year
JFC. From a leader of the fragile ego male snowflake club, folks. Probably also thinks himself an alpha male. Afraid of strong, intelligent, independent women.
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@Noellenarwhal
Noelle
10 months
Daily reminder that rent control is provincial and Pierre is a landlord.
@PierrePoilievre
Pierre Poilievre
10 months
One bedroom rent in 2015: $973. One bedroom rent in 2024: $1,893. Rent doubled after 9 years of your government, Justin. That's your record.
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@Noellenarwhal
Noelle
3 years
A lot of white people who were screeching about a piece of cloth being tyranny are reeeeeeeaaaaally friggin quiet about an actual tyrant invading Ukraine. It's quite something.
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@Noellenarwhal
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@Noellenarwhal
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1 year
@Videotapezzz Blood is a biohazard.
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@Noellenarwhal
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3 years
@JayHulmePoet This!!! When my cousin made her coming out post in Instagram, my 90 year old catholic grandfather was very concerned that her shoes didn't match her dress and immediately took her shopping for new ones.
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@Noellenarwhal
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10 months
@Synvauct I didn't.
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@Noellenarwhal
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1 year
Saving this tweet from Pierre Poilievre's campaign manager, Jeff Ballingall, wherein he's gleefully sharing notes written on bombs that are being dropped on children, for later
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@Noellenarwhal
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3 months
Quick! Someone check if when the Stanley Cup riot happened in Vancouver if everyone screamed that the whole sky over Canada was falling and blamed Harper for it!.
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@Noellenarwhal
Noelle
3 years
So I got an update from a friend in Australia and their version of the honkies in Canberra only ordered 2 portapotties and they're all getting sick and they have had to resort to designating someone's car trunk to poop in. They have a poop car.
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@Noellenarwhal
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3 years
American darlings. I'm so sorry this is happening . Canadians. I hope you're paying attention. We have to stay vigilant.
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@Noellenarwhal
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2 years
@GeorgeGammon Oh groomer.Kate Moss was a teenager in that picture.
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@Noellenarwhal
Noelle
2 years
@PierrePoilievre While I agree with you, you have to realize that these are the people you have been propping up in order to gain power. What they've said about Ana is horrific, but they've been saying the same about other women for a long time. And you brought them coffee.
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@Noellenarwhal
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3 years
@fordnation Your brother died of cancer and you quietly removed cancer screening from being covered by OHIP.
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@Noellenarwhal
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3 years
RAT KING DENIED BAIL!!!.
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@Noellenarwhal
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3 years
Seeing all these white people, who up until yesterday shit all over Black Lives Matter protests, complaining about police brutality now, is really something . "Maybe they should have just complied".
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@Noellenarwhal
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3 years
I found a few things that I wanted to share with you. First it this brilliant explanation of the insane demands of the Honkies
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2 years
@LaurenWitzkeDE Ma'am. I was a professional ballet dancer when I was an adult. What are you talking about???.
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@Noellenarwhal
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2 years
@ada_lluch The women on the right inspired an entire generation of girls and women to have eating disorders. The ones on the right are normal bodies in various sizes.
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@Noellenarwhal
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3 years
This deserved it's own tweet. Bitch. yer done! . #RamRanchResistance
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@Noellenarwhal
Noelle
3 years
My cousin's dog walker volunteered to empty out piss jugs for the convoy, and now he can't access his TFSA and Freeland took the hydro meter off of his house.
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@Noellenarwhal
Noelle
16 days
@Alex_muzzo I'm sorry, what? Then what were my uncles doing?.
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@Noellenarwhal
Noelle
1 year
These boys live such a pathetic existence that they go 34 years without having any purpose and the only time they feel pride is when they're acting like a bunch of entitled destructive asΕ›holes. The only happiness they feel is from harming others. It should be studied.
@AtRealBen
Real Ben
1 year
I’m 34 years old, and I have lived in Canada my whole life. The freedom convoy was the first and only time in my life where I truly felt proud to be Canadian. It was the only time I had ever seen that kind of unity and purpose in the country - and it wasn’t for something dumb.
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@Noellenarwhal
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@Noellenarwhal
Noelle
3 years
I don't know who she is but I love her. Enjoy!
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@Noellenarwhal
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10 months
@FlyIngenuity Right? What the heck.
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@Noellenarwhal
Noelle
3 years
I love this guy.
@JorgeBarrera
Jorge Barrera
3 years
On an Ottawa downtown street corner.
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@Noellenarwhal
Noelle
4 months
People are mad that land doesn't vote again πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈ.
@HersheyLove11
Herschel_Love
4 months
Hey vancouver. This entire province has had enough of your bullshit. #BCelection2024
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@Noellenarwhal
Noelle
5 years
@TheRealNubian2 Is this supposed to be a problem? This is legit the conversation my dad had with me, and let me tell you the trouble it saved me from!!.
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@Noellenarwhal
Noelle
2 years
Bad news: Doctor closes her practice and I've been on a wait list since April 2022 for a new one.Good news: Find my old doctor is practicing again and accepting patients.Bad news: it's at a private facility that costs $4,000 to become a patient . Thanks @fordnation.
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@Noellenarwhal
Noelle
3 years
Sooooo. pretty much everyone I know, including myself, has gotten Covid within the 3 weeks since Dougie dropped all of the public health measures. But that's just a coincidence, right? . Right @fordnation ??.
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@Noellenarwhal
Noelle
2 years
@catlovingcommie You're right. people decided to boycott those brands when the brands decided to change.
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@Noellenarwhal
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3 years
Welp! My family managed to dodge Covid for 2 whole years and now, 5 days before we were supposed to finally go on our trip that was cancelled in March 2020, it has found us. I am 100% blaming @Sflecce and @fordnation because it definitely found us in a classroom.
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@Noellenarwhal
Noelle
3 years
Good morning everyone! In case you were wondering if listening to the honkies was frying my brain, I just tried to put my coffee pot in the fridge. so yeah.
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@Noellenarwhal
Noelle
3 years
Sorry I've been a bit MIA today but I finally had the surgery that was delayed because of Covid surging and my mommy made me soup and ox tail to make me feel better. Like the legendary queen that she is. I'll be back at it tomorrow!!.
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@Noellenarwhal
Noelle
4 months
@EliLake Conflating war crimes with Judaism is pretty fucking antisemitic.
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@Noellenarwhal
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10 months
@TheCarpRunner First time for what?.
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@Noellenarwhal
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3 years
They want Trudeau to be impeached. Because they are confused about what country they are in.
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@Noellenarwhal
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2 months
Merry Christmas Canada!!.
@globalnews
Globalnews.ca
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Jordan Peterson is bidding Canada adieu.
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@Noellenarwhal
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@_llebrun I love how he immediately starts staring at his phone like."Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit. ".
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@Noellenarwhal
Noelle
3 years
Hello American friends!!.Can you please keep your village idiots out of our business? They're embarrassing. Love, .Canada.
@RonnyJacksonTX
Ronny Jackson
3 years
The time has come for sanctions on senior officials in the Canadian government. If they have ANYTHING in American banks, it needs to be FROZEN!.
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@Noellenarwhal
Noelle
3 years
Please stop telling me how to run my Twitter account and who I should and shouldn't engage with. I'm a grown ass woman. Thank you.
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@Noellenarwhal
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1 year
Wanna see what it looks like when you cut red tape?.
@ashsharma75
My 2 Cents
1 year
Happening in #coquitlam now
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@Noellenarwhal
Noelle
3 years
Good morning everyone!! Back at it listen to convoy radio! I'm slowly descending into madness, but aren't we all? Anywho, it's a quiet morning for the ivermectin insurrection, but one of them accidentally did a communism. They're singing.
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@Noellenarwhal
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2 years
@CarverEmily Hi Emily! When I was in highschool, my friend Jesse was outed to his parents. His parents didn't react well. They severely abused him for it and kicked him out when he was 14. He didn't live to see his 18th birthday. This is why we don't out people ESPECIALLY kids.
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@Noellenarwhal
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10 months
@Aelthemplaer It's literally a scientific word.
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@Noellenarwhal
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2 years
We really need to pull public funding for Catholic schools. I say this as someone who was raised Catholic and only went to Catholic schools. There is no reason for the separate schools to continue to exist, especially when they are blatantly discriminatory.
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@Noellenarwhal
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1 year
@Jenni_Byrne @JustinTrudeau Hey Jenni. you know what's interesting about you posting this? I did a few searches of your tweets and there isn't a single one advocating for Black people, or indigenous people or speaking out against racism. The only time you tweet about anti-racsim was to mock it.
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@Noellenarwhal
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2 years
Y'all realize what @Sflecce and @fordnation are doing right? They don't want to do the bare minimum to keep kids out of hospitals, so they're making an education crisis to keep illness from spreading in schools and making CUPE the scapegoat. This is obvious, yes?.
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@Noellenarwhal
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3 years
Welp. fuck you, Ontario.
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@Noellenarwhal
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2 years
@MattWalshBlog Aren't you happy? This is what you want, Matt. Your lies are getting your desired outcome.
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@Noellenarwhal
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3 months
@PierrePoilievre So wait. you DON'T want law and order?.
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@Noellenarwhal
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10 months
@darkannulus What are you talking about.
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@Noellenarwhal
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3 years
Good morning everyone!! So it looks like Ottawa police actually decided to do their jobs while I was relaxing yesterday. Things should get interesting on Convoy Radio today, but that doesn't mean that the #RamRanchResistance needs to let up.
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10 months
In Toronto, we have a police chief whining that an innocent man wasn't convicted of murder, and a police officer getting a paid vacation for assaulting 2 women.
@TorontoPolice
Toronto Police
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News Release - TPS Officer Charged.
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@Noellenarwhal
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2 years
It's true though
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@Noellenarwhal
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1 year
Quick PSA for the bigots!!. It is illegal in Canada for minors to get cosmetic surgery without parental consent, so stop inciting hate over something THAT LITERALLY ISN'T HAPPENING!. Predators don't want kids to learn about consent and that no means no!!.
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@Noellenarwhal
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3 years
Decided to check on the Zello channel for the Honkies . They're mad. .
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@Noellenarwhal
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3 years
@jordanbpeterson @JustinTrudeau The United States requires that visitors be vaccinated to enter the country, dipshit. Trudeau didn't make that rule.
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@Noellenarwhal
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2 years
@mattxiv Yeah, but we also have a drunk uncle cooking meth in the closet. We're not as perfect as we like to believe.
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3 years
Happening now in Toronto. They have no sense of awareness
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@Noellenarwhal
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7 months
Ok? So what?.
@DahliaKurtz
dahlia kurtz ✑︎ Χ“ΧœΧ™Χ” Χ§Χ•Χ¨Χ₯
7 months
And so it begins, quietly . @KFC officially declares it's Halal Certified in Ontario and will be Halal across Canada by year-end.
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@Noellenarwhal
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2 years
@LaurenWitzkeDE It's true.
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@Noellenarwhal
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3 years
Good morning and happy groundhog day!! Are you ready for day 4 of convoy radio? I'm not sure I am but it's happening anyway. Everyone sounds tired and congested. Gone is the excitement and hope of the early days of the #ivermectininsurrection.
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@Noellenarwhal
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3 years
@CandiceBergenMP I am disturbed and saddened by your party pandering to white supremacist illegal occupiers. Eat a bag of dicks.
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@Noellenarwhal
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3 years
Soooo. on the 13th day of listening to the #ivermectininsurrection I told a Honky to go and suck a fart out of Joe Rogan's butt hole. And I'm not sorry about it.
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@Noellenarwhal
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As of today, virtual medical care is no longer OHIP covered in Ontario. Because of @fordnation and @SylviaJonesMPP I have lost access to my psychiatrist who I see for ADHD treatment. People who need routine prescription refills have to schlep to the doctor's office. .
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@Noellenarwhal
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3 years
They're talking about possibly wearing masks to reduce the exposure of the diesel fumes. I'm serious. They're talking about this.
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@Noellenarwhal
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1 year
Oh, nothing. just a Toronto realtor being an absolute ghoul
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@Noellenarwhal
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@BrianDrisk Understand what?.
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@Noellenarwhal
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2 years
You can be horrified by what happened in Saskatchewan without making it an excuse to spout racism. Not sure if some of you knew that.
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@PierrePoilievre Didn't you vote against same sex marriage?.
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@Noellenarwhal
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1 year
Is anyone able to explain to me what is so horrible about saying that transphobia, homophobia and biphobia have no place in this country?.
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@Noellenarwhal
Noelle
3 years
American siblings. just in case you need to "visit your cousin" up in Canada for a bit of time, for reasons, I'm here. I'm so sorry 😞.
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@Noellenarwhal
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@thefemagend @Videotapezzz Also, none of the first aid training has ever included using a sink to clean wounds. There are sterilized alcohol and cleansing wipes and gauze for that.
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@Noellenarwhal
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3 years
I'm so proud of these amazing humans!.
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@Noellenarwhal
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3 years
Listening in on Convoy radio again. It's a workday for me, so updates will be slow. Mostly just people saying good morning and the usual pleasantries. Someone is broken down in Ottawa . #ConvoyForFreedom.
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@Noellenarwhal
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3 years
A few things. Rat King has quick the arrest record. There's no way that he was even allowed to cross the border before this. Also. I think it's absolutely hilarious that his kids got vaccinated behind his loser back.
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@Noellenarwhal
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3 years
@Travisdhanraj Sheesh. I'm getting tagged a lot.So. it's a song about 18 naked cowboys that Mark East on Twitch started using to troll the zello channels. About a week ago while live tweeting what I was listening to I made the hashtag #RamRanchResistance and. yep. it's all very weird.
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@Noellenarwhal
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1 year
He blocked me (for making fun of him) so I can't make fun of him directly, but I'm absolutely screaming that this thumb thinks that he can be choosy!! Good news, feminists! We are marked safe from this man
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@Noellenarwhal
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2 years
@MelissaLantsman Also. you're a liar
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@SacUpsBackUp @LittleMissLizz He was charged with assault AND battery, you illiterate lamp shade.
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@Noellenarwhal
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2 years
Local man is shocked to learn that women age
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@Noellenarwhal
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3 years
@PierrePoilievre 1. Mandates are pretty much gone everywhere .2. They are mostly provincial.3. You're not a doctor.
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@Noellenarwhal
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Happy foreign interference report day to all who celebrate.
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@Noellenarwhal
Noelle
3 years
With that being said, I know a lot of you honkies are following this thread and I just want you to take a long look in the mirror and think about how it came to be that you think honking in front of children's hospitals for hours on end is OK. How did you get here?.
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@Noellenarwhal
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3 years
So many knots that were present for the past three weeks in my body just released while watching this.
@Gray_Mackenzie
Mackenzie Gray
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It’s the day after the Battle of Wellington and the police have take back the street completely. No trucks, no cars and no hot tubs #cdnpoli #ottnews
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@Noellenarwhal
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3 years
@IvisonJ Google the paradox of tolerance, dipshit. We do not tolerate intolerance. We do not tolerate hate. Shunning hate and intolerance is compassion and common sense. The silent majority has spoken up and they are the #RamRanchResistance.
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@Noellenarwhal
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3 years
I don't know much about football, but I'm definitely rooting for the Rams to win the Superbowl . For obvious reasons.
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@Noellenarwhal
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3 years
Or. you could just go home πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™€οΈ
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@Noellenarwhal
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2 months
Pat King literally said on a live stream that the PM was "going to catch a bullet", Alex.
@AlexpiersonAMP
Alex Pierson
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He burned nothing. He destroyed nothing. He wished death to no one, that i know of. Yet has spent more time in jail, pre trial, than most do for violent crimes. More jail time only validates what many already see as politicized case.
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@Noellenarwhal
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3 years
@drsdelliscc As a doctor, you must be aware that those other diseases aren't contagious.
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@Noellenarwhal
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4 months
A lot of convoy supporters are VERY angry that some Brown people had a rock party.
@Harry__Faulkner
Harrison Faulkner
4 months
This video is from a residential neighbourhood in Brampton, Canada. Imagine living on this street.
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@Noellenarwhal
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3 years
They keep saying that they're doing this for all of us.
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