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Independent Technology Analyst & Ransomware Resiliency Architect. Writer & Speaker. #VCDX -236 @e2eeaau . ransomware is a disaster. Rockets. NASASocial.
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VMware runs in almost every data center, yet many out there don't even know ransomware can target
#VMware
specifically. Together, we're going to make sure you are ready to recover. This is a work in progress.
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THIS IS FROM ALMOST 10 YEARS AGO AND I AM FUCKING DEAD READING IT...dug it up for
@vxunderground
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If I started a podcast on recovering from disasters (such as ransomware) in the IT world, would I have any guests?
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Hot take - ransomware gangs have better talent acquisition and marketing departments than you do.
AvosLocker🐞 advertising their latest variants (avos2 / avoslinux)
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So basically it's like open season on every ESXi host connected to the Internet right now.
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An OnlyFans channel where all I do is trash talk your server naming conventions.
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Just passed AZ-305 making me a Microsoft Certified: Azure Solutions Architect Expert!
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This is what I looked like almost 20 years ago when I heard “VMware” for the first time
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Almost bought these shorts because I thought they were hacker shorts, alas I was disappointed upon a closer look.
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Today begins a new journey for me and I couldn’t be more excited. After spending a decade in the vendor space, I will be speaking with my own independent voice. There’s so much more on the way, focusing on the topics I’m the most passionate about.
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Just passed AZ-700 - Microsoft Certified: Azure Network Engineer Associate!
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Oh look hackers went after ESXi again, let me put my surprise face on.
Scoop: Shutterfly suffered a Conti ransomware attack that allegedly encrypted over 4,000 servers and 120 ESXi servers.
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Now available!
@ITASeries
: The Journey, A Guidebook for Anyone Interested in IT Architecture
#ITArchitectJourney
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Unpopular opinion: the best thing that backup admins can do early in their career is check that they can - you know - actually restore from backup
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Read in a major news publication
"VMware's "ESXi" is a kind of hypervisor - software which runs virtual computers. Those virtual systems are sold by some internet hosting companies as low-cost alternatives to running real, physical servers."
Stop the planet I want to get off
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Hey parents, are your kids texting about virtualization?
GTFO - get the fastest one
SMH - small memory hypervisor
<3 - less than 3 host cluster (management cluster)
LMAO - lots more automation options
NVM - need virtual machine
FFS - four fast servers
LOL - leverage our licenses
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The only thing worse than putting vCenter on the internet is putting your ESXi hosts on the internet.
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Who wants into the VMware cert eco system for the price of a VCP test ($250 USD)? Here you go - start with VCP cloud, VMware is offering the required course for FREE right now ($2400 USD value).
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I would rather read an article to tell me something that would take me 2 seconds to read than watch a 5 minute video. Thanks for wasting my time, Google search results!
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I'll just leave this right here...
"Microsoft says some Windows Server 2022 virtual machines might not boot up after installing updates released during this month's Patch Tuesday.
This known issue only impacts VMs with Secure Boot enabled and running on
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hi my name is vmiss and my Veeam Backup & Replication server got ransomwared in the cloud because I followed the worst practices ever! Gotta love that Ransomware Deployment Protocol! I had my backups ready to recover in less than 7 minutes.
Here's how (a thread)...
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If I ever call and say I love hyper v I have been compromised
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I'm happy to release v1 of my guide to designing vSphere for disaster (recovery)! This is a living document that I'll be updating, and adding additional learning resources to (and reading again for typos shortly, lol)
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Forgot about this video I made explaining about how VMware ransomware actually works
#esxiargs
#ranosmware
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Barbie is a gifted engineer, and knows more than just
#Infosec
@SwiftOnSecurity
#VMware
#UCS
http://t.co/9f0FfcT7tS
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Some of the best advice I got early in my career was to not just say something "sucks" but to say it sucks, and here are some ways to fix it.
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Is virtualization and ransomware too niche for a book/eBook? I have it 90% done but just keep sitting on it.
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Anyone have suggestions of how to fix my terrible posture of hunching my shoulders while sitting at my desk? Other than trying to be more aware of it when it happens?
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Besides experience, what's the best way to learn more about incident response?
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If I was an ai catfish I would put way more effort into my appearance
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I'm about 90-95% done with the content for my VMware/Ransomware e-Book...
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Has anyone done a tech t shirt purge? I mean I don’t wear 9/10 of them but I still feel attached for some reason.
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Welcome to the Hypervisor Hunger Games. May the odds be ever in your favor.
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Every year "Santa" brings personalized ornaments for everyone...here is one of mine.
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If you understand how a computer works, learn how to apply those principles to VMware and get a good understanding of the fundamentals.
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@TracketPacer
To me engineering is a mind set/ thought process / methodology / etc - mad respect for whatever path people take to get there
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