We are pleased to announce that Katelyn Bowden (
@medus4_cdc
) is joining our design and marketing team!
Expect to see some new badass and awesome designs on our site soon!
“The more you tweet at me, the more I can trace your IP”
Our favorite threat from THAT Infosec “expert”
Embrace the bullshit with Zip up hoodies and tees
Our new Infosec bikinis may not make you as cool as
@Coleens_
, but they’re zero trust, military grade, blockchain enabled, infosexy.
Get your OFFICIAL
#infosec
bikinis here!
We are very excited to announce our move into pharmaceutical grade gas station sex pills!
This is the first of many new products we are psyched to debut today
Apparently we can’t post links to the hack xxx store anymore.
Can y’all do us a favor and like this if you see it? We’re trying to figure out whether or not it’s still worth it to be on twitter
Finally, a way we can all snuggle with our favorite hacking samurai,
@johnjhacking
This body pillow is the best way to get Sempai to notice you, and it’s been given a 10/10 Ochoa rating by
@0x686967
for maximum cuddleability
Life sucks.
The world is dying.
The future is bleak.
Might as well wear some comfy tee shirts.
“Nihilism, but make it cute” collection just dropped
get yours here
Since we have been dabbling in over-the-counter medications of questionable efficacy,
@dildog
wanted to try his hand at making an all-purpose analgesic for your anus.
#bo2k
#cultofthedeadcow
#infosec
Cybersecurity, Infosec and hacking shouldn’t be a circlejerk. Don’t gatekeep.
Instead, spread those gates wide open like a massive goatse that envelopes all.
When we set out to launch and brand our cybersecurity product set, we aimed for the center of the bullseye.
When we use the word ‘hacker,’ we’re referring to the black-hat hacker that seeks to destroy identities, ruin lives, destabilize economies, and take down organizations.
Relevant more than ever
(Portion of proceeds goes toward planned parenthood. Fuck, we gonna donate even if no one buys one. Because this is some barbecued baptist bullshit.)
It brings us joy to see folks using the Easter egg hidden discount code on our website.
There should be more rewards for curiosity, not situations like what is happening in Missouri.
Whoa, whole lotta folks just discovering we exist!!
Check out our 31337 hacker gear, as well as all our other strange threads for distinguished weirdos!
Our beef with
@hackdotxxx
is squashed. We have decided to collab and leave up the current merch for awhile.
20% of ALL profits from sales for the next 14 days will go to
@VeilidNetwork
.
It was a fun day, you guys decide who gets the tattoo
Merch:
Hey, we created an Instagram. Which means we have to do shit like have “content” or whatever.
If you have a pic of yourself wearing sweet hackxxx gear and don’t mind us sharing it on Instagram, can you reply with the pic? I’ll even send you stickers if you want
We will, however, still be bringing you the sexy Garfield content that you’ve come to expect from us.
However, we will only post images that our bank has specifically approved
Ps- Joe W from Chase, please check your email
Kisses!