VLADIMIR PUDDING🃏🇵🇸
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I read the Holy Qur’an. we can shoot it out and see who lives to tell the story later🃏🤷🏾♂️ “May the eyes of the coward never sleep”
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Ya ALLAH goosebumps every time!!!! ALLAHU akbar!!
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Dan wahala sai kaje ka ganta da wani😂😂😭
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Epic!!!
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The way I’ll instantly transform into this guy after she says “I’m keeping the ring” ehn😭
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After eating this there’s no way you’ll hear Dracaris and not breath fire 🔥
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Bro heard Gala and went with his lacasera😭😭
If i die, post only this picture of me at the MetGala so the people that don't know me would know i was balling 😤😤
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I have a theory, this baby died and became chucky
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@luhblix
“I be worried bout my daughter I be worried bout Kim. But saint is baby ye I ain’t worried bout him”
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My friend was traveling today and I told him “drive safe” the instant ick I felt is one I’ve never felt before. Had to call him on the phone to insult him just so it could feel right.
We are both males and we gather be roommates and you dey tell me good morning.
Worst of it all, you dey ask me "How was your night"?
You dey mad ni?
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I’ll shamelessly scream “BANKAI!!! Zanka no tachi”
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Best month of this year for me yet
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He did. Actually something shady he wouldn’t agree to got him an early retirement. I’m so so proud of him and hope ALLAH sends rahma in abundance to his grave. I hope he remembers and be happy about it.
If your father is a retiree and his name has never been mentioned in any of these scandals, if he served honestly and retired with dignity, integrity and respect then you should call him today and thank him again. You don’t know what God had done for you
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When you start shouting gomu gomu nooo!!!! You’ll know
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😂😂😂 thats why they have the BAT
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Me to myself when the parents start asking questions
"Babe, my parents wanna meet you" ☺️
The last meme you saved is your reaction.
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Please if you have cardigans you’ve outgrown, give it out to almajirai. It’s really depressing seeing them defenseless against this cold!!!
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Best there was, best there is, best there ever will be!!!! Sallu alaihi wa sallimu taslima
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Big dump truck🌚
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Hausa bike men will have you like this at their back and still want to have a conversation about politics 😭😭😭
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There’s no war I cannot win!!!!🃏
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Quite eventful
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Personally I just start acting like her boyfriend. She’ll get with the program… eventually
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I’ll remove my shirt
You can only remove just one thing from the food tray.😉
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😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭nigga looks like he says “pardon me but this is a robbery”😭
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For people who reason
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The white man will not rest till you have no connection to GOD whatsoever
Coming soon. There’s a new dick waffle cafe that’s opening in the Northern Quarter this Thursday 👀
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Nothing comes close🙂
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My Imam said “if all the reward and rahmah ALLAH promised us for ibadah does not make you a good Muslim, surely the fear of azabah will not” cause the Rahmah of ALLAH outweighs his wrath!!!
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“GeT iN thE GyM hEo” you got yo bbl done now you selling workout plans saying “surgery don’t do this”
Surgery don’t do this! Stop talking all that shit and get in the gym hoe! LETS GOOOOOOO 💪🏽
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😂😂😂😂
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Tee hee😁💪🏾
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You need da’awa ethics. This wasn’t the right move!!!
I later figured I can employ him to do some logistics for me..
On getting back to check, He blocked me 🤦🏽♂️
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See your mate
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Me when moh nazeer does not remember my favorite color
If niggas acted how females act in friendships, the murder rate would be much higher. You bitches are insufferable
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Gotta feature your little ones once in a while!!!
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Qabliyya or ba’adiyya. Qabliyya two raka’ats before Salam, that’s after you forget strong sunnahs in sallah or too many small ones. Ba’adiyya is two raka’ats after Salam, thus is when you’ve introduced something new or did what you’re not supposed to in salah
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🌚🌚🌚
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Lmfaoooo nahh this is wild😭
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😭😭😭even drake did not diss meek mill this hard😭😭😭
Charleston White stands with Palestine and goes off on Meek Mill for defending Israel but not the kids in his hood 😳💯
#FreePalestine
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Take two🙂this was 2012
Its children's day, quote this tweet with a picture of you as a child.
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Personally, Nothing will ever beat this
Define "Rage Moment" with a scene from any Anime.
I'll start 🥶
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Not that sweaty but…
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World best kennan. ALLAH qara ma shinkafa daraja
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May our women not be as easily swayed with words as Baki’s girlfriend
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Getting dragged is the new cool i see. 3rd girl in 3 days all talking about men. Astagfirullah you can’t be looking like burnt plantain on your header and be disrespecting a whole tribe.
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“Don’t let your girlfriend beat me oo lol”
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Simba, Timon, and pumba
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Just laid down in my bed and had a nice long stretch and it got me thinking, there are actually people out there who lack that comfort Subhanallah, may ALLAH provide for them and care for them
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So he cannot tell himself to heal?
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If the prophets had given up, if the sahabas had given up, simply because people didn’t listen. Islam itself wouldn’t have reached us.
Don’t you guys ever get tired of preaching against Maulud? You do it every single year and nothing is changing - you’re doing nothing but causing unnecessary religious arguments.
Allow people that want to celebrate Maulud to celebrate it since they’re not forcing it on anyone.
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We need more and more female gynecologists 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
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This is not "nice" or "cute", it's despicable. It encapsulates the consistent tyranny directed at innocent Muslim visitors of Makkah and Madīnah by these pompous egomaniacs
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Rule number 1: never get high on your own supply😭
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Why will you just call me?? You don’t think to yourself “maybe he’s playing COD”!!! Now I don collect like tuwef bullets
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She gon learn how to control that mouth one way or the other
"Karka saurari abin da mace zata faɗa maka in kuna faɗa, duk ba daga zuciyar ta yake fitowa ba bacin rai ne".
- Shiekh Aminu Ibrahim Daurawa.
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Hotel Transylvania part one is clear🔥🔥🔥 Dracula >>>>> your favorite rapper!!!!!
kid / teen tv show / movie songs that had no business being that fire discourse
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😂😂😂😭😭 how can he come to see you in a sienna and you’d not know he’s married
“But you didn’t tell me you were married!!!” she screamed, storming out of his Toyota Sienna
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You’re not even British but hate is making you run agenda against Muslims in the UK. What a fool. The tweet is copied too btw
The Mayor of London is a Muslim.
The Mayor of Birmingham is a Muslim.
The Mayor of Leeds is Muslim.
The Mayor of Blackburn - Muslim.
The Mayor of Sheffield is a Muslim.
The Mayor of Oxford is a Muslim.
The mayor of Luton is a Muslim.
The Mayor of Oldham is Muslim.
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People to itadori: what’s your technique
Itadori: starts singing “broad day light do a nigga want a day shift”
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The recent events concerning Gaza and Israel has exposed a lot of your favorite celebrities. I hope we stop the blind love we have for them cause I promise you it is not mutual!!
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Please if you have sisters know what you allow them see, see how they’re snitching people upandan!!! Spies
Most men wear their clothes first then apply lotion to the remaining visible parts of their bodies
True or false???? 😂😂😂
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Went to visit my grandma just now and after all the pleasantries she said “come closer” and I leaned over and then she said “I remember you took a video of Mallam(my late grand father) some weeks before his death, show me!”
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Wallahy al azeem the qur’an is a beautiful being ya ALLAH🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
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I’ll cry and love you forever 😭😭😭😭
I know I’m old because this would excite the shit out of me lol.
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Wallahy ba, in this life do good to others. You’ll never regret it
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Only Twitter will tell you you’re not allowed to have a “maid” that you “pay” in your house😂😂 shegiya talauci
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1: Marrying for the wrong reasons
2: Marrying “who is ready”
3: Getting married after taking advise online
4: Not seeing marriage as ibadah
5: weak and inconsiderate men
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7: ingesting so many bad marriage experiences and stories of others.
Subhanallah! The rate of divorce in Arewa is alarming. What are we doing wrong?
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Escanor!!!
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No matter what you say about Wayne, he’ll always be your favorite rapper’s favorite rapper. Read that carefully!!!!
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My wife will continue to bear her father’s name as directed in Islam. On that day we’d all be referred to as “ibn/ibnati (son of/daughter of)” name bearing is not taken lightly in Islam.
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