Meeraj Inuwa
@UncleRajj
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Facility Management Expert | NEBOSH Certified | Passionate about HSSE | Championing Youth Empowerment |Striving for Progress & Excellence | Goofball🤪 #CurySeal
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That Guy that Stole 80 billion, make them first withdraw 80billion in cash 200 Naira notes give am make him count am straight! Anytime he pauses, make them wipe am chord for neck.
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Inna Lillahi Wa Inna Ileyhi Raji’un! Please kindly make Dua for my Friend Abdulmalik, he was kidnapped in Jimeta, Adamawa. His family couldn’t meet up with the 50M ransom that was requested, the kidnappers killed him. I’m so heartbroken. May Allah grant him Jannah Firdausi
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My parents travelled today, my little sister decided to set some Rules! I’m literally in tears! 😂😂😂😂
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Inna Lillahi wa Inna ileyhi Raji’un! I just lost my Grandad! Please kindly pray for him if you come across this. May Allah grant him the highest level of Jannah! Inna Lillahi wa Inna Ileyhi Raji’un.
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Chiiiiieeeeeeeee! ❤️❤️❤️
Kaduna here we come! Our wife don show!
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Somebody came with a Ferrari to come and do the same NYSC Biometrics! I am going back to Yola! Abuja, thank you! I now have exposure! 😭😭😭
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Lockdown Lagos and Abuja (No entry, no exit), impose 3 days curfew (24 hours), use it to disinfect and restrategize.
Monitor everyone self isolating and get records of anyone with potential symptoms for COVID-19..... it is not to late to win this war, We can start from here!
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Wallahi, Islam is a very very beautiful Religion! Alhamdullilah!
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If you're expecting to collect ur Sallah Cloth from one Mr Kazeem at Ikeja today, just stay at home because I'm packing everything in d shop
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Ahhh! 2k likes! I have 3 Bedroom Terrace with BQ for sale in Lifecamp 2 Abuja, 30 units! 40 Million Naira Only. DM Me 😅❤️
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Binaniiiiiiiiiiii! Wooohoooooooo!!!! APC GUBERNATORIAL CANDIDATE ADAMAWA 2023!
#BreakingBarriers
Hajiya Aisha Dahiru Binani!
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Assalam Alaikum! STOP SCROLLINGGGGG i just need your 8 seconds 😇
READ THIS
Subhan-Allah Wa bihamdihi, ‘adada khalqihi, wa rida-a nafsihi, wa zinatah ‘arshihi, wa midada kalimatihi
Retweet this, if someone reads this then you'll also get rewarded for sharing In Sha Allah!
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I can tell from your dp if you don’t have sense! Like and chill! 😂
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Nigerians! Aunties and Uncles on Whatsapp! Media personnel! Ladies and gentlemen!
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Month of September, month of school fees!
May God provide for every parent and make it easy for them to settle all the bills! ❤️
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Congratulations to the whole world on getting Married this Month.
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Please kindly say a prayer for our Grandfather, May Allah in his infinite mercy grant him the highest level of Jannah!
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Inna lillahi wa Inna ileyhi Raji’un! Ana mutuwa fa! May Allah forgive us and take us when he is most pleased with us!
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There is a CCtV installed close to the Traffic light if I can remember correctly. It should be reviewed! Justice must be served! The police can use it to track the people that shot Khalid! The incident happened between 8:45pm - 8:55pm
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I’m Nigerian when I do well, I’m an Aboki when I fuck up! 😭😭
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Bi Ithnillah, all the people abducted in Kaduna will return to their families this week and also many of the kidnappers will be killed! Praying for the Military as they commence/conclude their onslaught!
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I have houses for sale in Life Camp Abuja! 3 Bedrooms duplex with BQ! 40M! Amazing payment plan too! Affordable home for everyone!
Please Retweet, my customer might be on your TL.
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Alhamdullilah for Journey Mercies! Back home safe! Tonight we rest, tomorrow we Turn Up!
#FATTAR2018
❤️🙏🏽
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My dad just called my mum “baby” in my presence and I can’t stop smiling, I think they noticed, I’m Sha smiling and typing at the moment. 😂😂🥰
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Someone said the number of people that will apply for NNPC will be more than the number of people that participated in this election 😭😭😭😂😂
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Seeing my mum cry is the most painful thing I have ever witnessed in my entire life! Inna Lillahi wa Inna Ileyhi Raji’un! Allah jikan Kaka, Allah jikan wayenda suka rasu, Allah musu Rahama!
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Major-General I. Attahiru,
Nigeria’s new Chief of Army Staff.
He laughs thrice a year! On his birthday and Eid! 😆
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In sha Allah everyone on my TL, along with his/her family will witness the month of Ramadan from start to finish!
May Allah have mercy on us and forgive/Delete all our sins! May Allah also grant us blessings in abundance, long life and prosperity!
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Lmao you people have forgotten Daddy is different from Baba, Daddy won’t mind someone buying his daughter Benz, Baba will! 😂
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Inna Lillahi wa Inna Ileyhi Raji’un, I lost an uncle on Wednesday, they called his dad and told him the news, he passed away in his sujood early hours of Thursday.
May Allah forgive them and grant them both Jannah Firdausi!
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I’m a sinner who is probably going to sin again! I try to be a better Muslim everyday. I read and listen to sermon, I try to learn. I don’t have that Mufti Menk knowledge regarding Islam but based on what Allah has made me understand I think I can tweet my opinion regarding stuff
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Assalam Alaikum, please if you are reading this, help me recite Suratul Ikhlaas! Jazzakhallah Khair ❤️
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Physics 102! I cried the moment I came out of exam, a year later I failed again, I didn’t cry. I went to meet the Oga, I asked him how far, he told me how far, how far 😂😂. I told him I can never pass physics on my own, I no sabi, I explained, he understood. I passed!
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Don’t ever feel like you have to prove how religious you are to anybody! It is between you and God only!
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My thoughts and prayers are with everyone going through a difficult time! I hope and pray Allah makes things easy for you, grant you strength and comfort you! In Sha Allah amazing things will happen in your life soon! Bear patience, have faith! ❤️
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Ana daura min aure, I’ll call my wife and be hyping her “oohh Baby!! Babyest Baby! Finest!! You’re officially my baby” ! And then when I finally get to see her, I’ll cry small first, turn back look at my guys and do the “Na me” sign! Na me get this hottie! Omooooo! ⏰
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Amazing Deal! 3 Bedroom Terrace with BQ at Lifecamp 2 close to Brains & Hammers City! 40 Million Naira Only! Amazing Payment plan too! Please help me Retweet, my customers are definitely on your Timeline! God bless you! ❤️
#AbujaTwitterCommunity
#RealEstate
#Abuja
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Your presence in my life is bigger than everything else. I am nothing without you, but I can be everything with you by my side! Happy Birthday Mummy! ❤️
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If I ever mess up, please don’t blame my religion, tribe, parents or anyone! Na me fuck up! Only me!
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I Found one toilet, bought padlock and locked it! It was during the last days I left it open! 😂😂😂
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Like and i’ll guess your:
- age
- single/taken
- your childhood dream job
- Bank account balance
- loyal/player
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Land of Beauty! Finest Shataletale in Nigeria! 10th wonder of the world! 😂🥰❤️
#YolaConnect
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Lol I just played this Rubbish scene in my head!
Atiku wins court case, Inec decides to do another election, Buhari says no money! Atiku decides to use his money, Election holds, Buhari wins again! 😭😭😭
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200 Naira notes for 80 Billion, is 400 Million notes.
If you can count 2 notes per second, how many days is 200 Million seconds? If you like use counting machine, you’ll still chop chord. 😂
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So because Atiku set up Faro and AUN in Yola and employed our/his people as Security men and cleaners we are not allowed to criticize him?
Lmao! Let us focus on INEC for now, I dey come!
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Lmao! Remaining NEPA since we are all mad in this country!
FYI: Federal Road Safety Corps (FRSC) operatives will begin to bear firearms to curtail the excesses of road users in Nigeria.
The Chairman House of Representatives Committee on FRSC, Akinfolarin Mayowa, explained that the 1992 Act of FRSC allowed the corps to carry guns.
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You didn’t include Corpers 😆
How can you not like Uniform men?
Pilots💕
Navy❤️
Soldiers😘
Custom🖤
Airforce💋
The rest can like themselves
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Lmao! Guys help me see this! One guy is owing me money! To give me back is now wahala, look at what he sent me this morning. 😭😭😂
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Really can’t wait to get married and be sneaking dollars into my wife’s bag to confuse her! 🙏🏽😇😂😂
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Please I am in need of a Job! Please if you know of any vacancy for HSE Officer in Abuja, I will be interested. Please help Retweet.
Some of my certifications include;
• Controlling Workplace Hazards –NEBOSH
• Health and Safety Practical Application–NEBOSH
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Hello
#AbujaTwitterCommunity
, Meet Eric! If Home is where the heart is, then Eric’s Park is home forever!
#ForeverRoyal
3 Bedroom Terrace with BQ for 45 million. Phase 1 now selling (35 units), delivery July 2022, flexible payment plan. Please kindly help me Retweet.
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Primary School;
Head of Boy Scouts
Head Boy
Secondary School;
Assistant Time Keeper
Head Boy
University;
Vice President
President
Senator
Currently Jobless even after being Nysc CDS President! 😅
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Chiiiieeeeee!!! It is real guys! We really dey Newspaper! E bi like say we don blow! 😭😭😭 Shoutout to our Mummy and Daddy!
#YolaConnect
😂 Read here! God bless you!❤️
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I went to this Supermarket earlier, the security guy insisted on checking my Temperature, I had no problem with it. I then insisted I wanted to see the result.
Burst my head! The thing no Dey work! My guy started giggling! 😂
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Birthday wishes to the Most Beautiful girl in Africa! The amazingly gorgeous Ann! 👸❤️
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El-Rufai is an Exceptional Leader whether you like him or not!
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Assalam Alaikum! Please if it won’t inconvenience you, kindly recite Suratul Ikhlas on my behalf, I’m in need of something.
May Allah reward you abundantly! ❤️
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Please if you are reading this, kindly recite Suratul Fatiha for me.
Thank you very much, I appreciate!
God bless ❤️
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Really want to get married but deep down I know I’m not ready. I still don’t have sense .
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Binani’s supporters earlier! “Dan Kwali ya rufe huluna “ 😂😂💛
Binaniiiiiiiiiiii! Wooohoooooooo!!!! APC GUBERNATORIAL CANDIDATE ADAMAWA 2023!
#BreakingBarriers
Hajiya Aisha Dahiru Binani!
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I was feeling down and thinking about my life and the Muslim Pro notification popped! Look at the verse of the day! I want to cry 🥺🥺
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Ramadan is around the corner! May Allah make us witness this beautiful month!! I need it! 😩😭
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Chiiieeeeee! I don’t know where to start from! We had a Youth Peace walk in Yola today! Oh dear, oh dear it was FUN! WOW!
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Menstruation is a miracle, we are jealous we can’t experience it!
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Good Evening! I am happy to announce that I am now a Cement supplier. My customers are on your TL God willing! I can supply Nationwide and even to neighboring countries!
Looking forward to starting business soon!
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Your dad will put in effort and resources in educating your sister for over 20 Years and then one guy will come and marry her, then decide to lock her at home against her wishes because he is “the boss” and she must obey, he is now in control of her life!
Sannu Remote Control!
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I don't understand why it hurts when you bite your tongue accidentally but it doesn't hurt and when you bite it on purpose??I also don't understand why you are biting your tongue right now... 😆😆
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This was how it happened! May Allah protect us!
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Not okay that you posted this, you misled a lot of people. You should apologize. INEC has warned against posting unverified results. This has done a lot of damage.
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Gaskiya I’m going to be so obsessed with my wife, especially when she is pregnant! If I fit help her breathe, I go do am! 😂😂
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Inna Lillahi wa Inna ileyhi Raji’un! Babaaaa, Death can come at anytime! Please na beg I dey beg a dinga Astagfirullah sosai da SubhannAllah wa Bihamdhi! Idon dama baka Sallah Toh brother/sister ka fara yau, it is never too late!
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