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shoulda posted it yesterday but this pic of me looking stupid with my 20 year old mother despairingly smoking a cig in the background never fails to get a laugh outta me
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I have two rules in life and one of them is to never do anything you don't want to explain to paramedics
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I asked a Cypriot coworker if he liked living in Australia once and he was like "It's good bc you can find a job, but everyone is always working so there's no one to smoke with outside cafes for hours several days a week"
new york office: hey man have you seen my email it's kind of urgent i need this back until tomorrow morning
european office at 4pm:
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this site never ceases to amaze me. If you have a psychiatric illness with one of the highest mortality rates, please remember that it is a moral failing!
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Mental health nurse: if you really wanted to die why would you come to the ER?
Me: isn’t this where you’re meant to come if you’re suicidal?
Him: but if you were actually suicidal wouldn’t you just do it?
Me:
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youtube has been recommending me random videos with very few views again
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If you’re still not smiling, please remember that Australian nazi loser Blair Cottrell once went to a brothel, the girls recognised him and not one of them would take him as a client. He quite literally, couldn’t get a root in a brothel.
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LMAOOOOOO im crying watching that journalist chase this MFer down in a pink pant suit, when does this cross the line from journalism to hunting a man for sport
EXCLUSIVE: Robert De Jonge has run for mayor and federal politics but today, he was running from our cameras after facing a Christies Beach magistrate, charged with stalking and breaching an intervention order.
#7NEWS
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To this day I’m not sure if he wanted me dead or if managing to piss off a suicidal person to the point where they become mildly homicidal is a legitimate approach. Hard to argue with results (I’m still alive)
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@PushinUpRoses
I think it’s bc 1. They don’t like women having agency over their own bodies and 2. They don’t find tattoos attractive and the worst thing a woman can do is not be attractive to them
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same guy who used his grandmother's house as collateral for his uni loan but it was in Turkish occupied Cyprus so they couldn't take it lmao
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@ScaredBisexual
if I was a professor i'd have said the same thing, not just bc of the trespassing arrest but bc people should know not even being a professor of the college you're protesting at excludes you from police brutality
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there is nothing more satisfying for an Australian than calling someone "mate" (derogatory)
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@feederofcats
I fostered this beautiful lady before she could get desexed, she went on heat with two DESEXED male cats in the house and I wanted to die within hours. Luckily they got her an appointment real quick, I couldn’t handle a bisexual cat polycule in my house (the boys are husbands)
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@iPad_Latino
I know you’re just barely restraining yourself from posting a pic of the freezer where dead bodies are stored
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Going to the CFMEU rally to find a husband. Not sure what they're rallying about. Probably doesn't matter.
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did i just watch a man get brained with a chair and start trying to suckle from the breast of the man next to him
Amir Hestroni, Israeli internet troll and bigot, takes questions from the public.
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Nobody in this country can organise direct action like sex workers. Also from memory this occurred in Melbourne...have u ever met a Melbourne sex worker? Bc i've met several and they are all radical leftists
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when I lived in melb in 2012 and used to get flights home to Adelaide for $60 return on Tiger airlines I told my dad that the trade off is they didnt have seatbelts and he believed me
in Australia they establish a new airline every 10 years, run it with a crazy business model, and then it goes broke
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once my dad was packing our lunch boxes and he asked me what I wanted for "smoko." I was like dad i'm 11, it's called recess
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this woman got love scammed by someone pretending to be Barry Gibb from the Bee Gees and he sent her a text saying "baby, i got hit by a car" with this image attached
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Once when I was working at BWS I asked a guy if he had a Woolworths reward card and he said “my wife got it in the divorce”
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Are you fucking kidding? The woman running the protest today said she had to change her speech twice because two more women were murdered by men while she wrote it. Now same day as the protest…I s2g i am going to lose my mind if there isn’t some real action FUCKING TOMORROW
Tonight another woman is in hospital, stabbed in what police say was an act of domestic violence.
Her alleged attacker is now charged with attempted murder, accused of stabbing her and another man in a northern suburbs home.
@KomarekMichaela
#9News
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She called my nana who (wisely) told her to have an abortion. My mum also told HER to fuck off and hung up. My nana immediately started knitting baby clothes. To this day i swear she reverse psychology'd my mum into keeping me.
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@anistotle
ive told her before, like im glad im alive and all that but MAN if i was you i'd have aborted my ass so quick
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After my stepdad's suicide the probate court battle involved handwriting analysis bc his Spite Will had bubble letter headings and they thought that was so feminine that maybe my mum wrote it. Nope, that was him alright. Called zesty from beyond the grave.
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Since you all enjoyed this i just want you to know, my mum found out she was pregnant with me on her 20th birthday in 1989. The doctor sarcastically said 'congratulations" bc she was unmarried, and she told him to fuck off and walked out
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@c3convertase
why would you even bother pursing psychiatry w that kind of mentality lmao? Sadist?
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Might be crying a little
there was a big line of people in the middle of the street for no obvious reason and it turned out a bunch of stoned people leaving the alex g/alvvays show had lined up to look through this old dudes telescope that he had set up to look at saturn
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ok but do people realise that unless u have a huge follower count, while your posts are public and could break containment, they very rarely do. So you post things expecting only your friends to care, not including context for hoards of random americans
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oh u wish u didn't prioritise money so much now you're old and rich? That's nice, my retirement plan is to be processed into a nutrient rich slurry to feed the climate war soldiers
I found a guy who goes around the US asking 70 to 100-year-olds their:
• Biggest Regrets
• Biggest Lessons
• Advice to their younger self
Oddly enough, most of their answers are the same…
Here are my top 8:
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people want ozempic to kill you so badly, like fuck people w diabetes, PCOS, insulin sensitivity, metabolic syndrome, cushing syndrome, hypothyroidism etc, some already thin celebrities had it unethically prescribed so the discourse is that u are doomed
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@R4dicalCentrist
according to the OECD stats we do a fuckload of hours per worker but we certainly do not have an entire word dedicated to dying from overwork like the Japanese and we get annual leave unlike the yanks so that's something
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@mrgracemugabe
there are no blood sports involving children so obviously their heart isn't in it
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I still can’t believe Americans call sitting cross legged “criss cross applesauce.” Sorry what?
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One when I was working at BWS a guy brought an owl in but no one else in the store seemed phase at all and I was like ??? This is the best day of my life???
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being a leftist is fun because i'm pretty sure that if we ever won a revolution, the first people up against the wall would be other leftists with minor disagreements over semantics
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remember how much social capital you got from running fast in primary school? Those were the days
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The guy who is mad at the Australian woman for opening a sushi restaurant when it turns out he opened a Japanese fusion restaurant is also the guy who accused bon appetit of gentrifying saltine crackers.
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@wrath_776
i had a friend like this too and i legit dont think this is what her therapist actually taught her, i think it was like...her interpretation bc she couldnt handle the guilt of owning her behaviour and didnt believe she could change it (or didnt want to)
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@feederofcats
she had the magnetic personality and confidence of a cult leader so add heat to that and the poor little eunuchs were SO confused
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i'm a SIMBY (sex in my backyard), much to the dismay of the people living in the townhouses that overlook it
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my primary school used to turn into chaos every time we got a spitfire cluster. Thought they were gonna shoot acid at us. Haven't seen one since
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Remembering the time I answered the door to a tradesman and said “hi, are you the mould guy?” And he gave me a look and said “I’m the guy here to look at the mould”
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@justallroutine
i swear i saw somewhere that we work quite near the most hours of work per worker of the OECD nations
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What’s the worst pick up line anyone’s ever used on you? Mine is a random guy at a club coming up to me to say “hey if I can get drugs do you wanna come to my house and do them?”
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funniest thing that has ever happened to me at the end of a friendship is them un-endorsing my skills on linked in
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Can u believe that the way life works is that whenever you go through a crisis from the death of a loved one, to losing your job, to serious illness, it means navigating layers of bureaucracy largely designed to fuck you over, while you’re operating on like 20% brain capacity
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@oedipalized
@nudeobama
I’m trying to work out if that’s face tune or he got jaw implants to counter the jaw shaving he got when he was trying to be Korean
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Once I got an anonymous question on tumblr saying “hey I know you’re going through a really hard time but can you please not kill yourself, I think you’re going to be really really hot when you’re 30”
Thursday affirmation
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@loki_monster
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it was at a gathering w my dad's side which is very large and loud and i am pretty much certain she was thinking GOD im tired and i wanna go home haha
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One of my favourite stories from my family lore is when, due to some unfortunate timing, my 6 year old brother walked into my great grandfather's hospital room as he died, noticed the tension and said "Well! That's the end of him!"
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Adelaide zoo has a meerkat who turned white randomly one day and science can’t explain why but I think that’s because they refuse to consider that she may have seen a ghost
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if I was still thinking like a 15 year old girl on pro ana tumblr in my thirties i would simply end my life
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He’s gone. It was peaceful and I have zero regrets. I’m going to miss him a lot. He’s the first dog I’ve ever carried home as a puppy and held as he left the world. Rest in peace beautiful boy.
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I ordered a vibrator that got returned to sender bc I couldn’t pick it up from the post office. They asked for $20 to send it again. I said “sorry I was staying at my dad’s after he had open heart surgery, what’s the best way to pay the $20?” and they re-sent it express for free
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@b_cottrell89
...not the nazi freak who quite literally couldn't get a root in a brothel...in my menchies??
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i get (ethical) dog breeding bc rescue is full of breeds w needs most people can't meet, and some dogs have jobs. I don't understand cat breeding bc you can literally get any flavour of cat for $50 at the RSPCA. Florian cost the same as my electric toothbrush.
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Looked up his fb cos I knew someone by that surname growing up in this area. It’s not them but Rob has had an nice feed after being predated upon by a 7 news journalist
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@MoroseJerk
i can def understand it if the person is lke oh hey look at how GROSS i was before and now im NOT GROSS but if it's legit just hey look i actually stuck to a fitness routine and im proud of it then cmon mannnnn
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feels like we become a tonal language when using the words "cunt" and "mate"
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Got my nails done, it was golden hour…what is a girl to do but take a selfie in public
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The use of the term “consumers” to describe people with lived experience of a particular illness in medical and research spaces is NOT hitting right to me. I’m a consumer of red bull and expensive candles, I’m not a consumer of renal care.
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I’ve been informed that it is actually stick thin girl summer. Praying mantis girl summer. Skeletor girl summer.
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fuck Criterion for not allowing you to sign up to their streaming platform in Australia. Ok fine i'll go torrent it then
Friday evening viewing? On
@criterionchannl
, watch Ken Russell's X-rated spectacle THE DEVILS (1971)—the most controversial film of the '70s, banned across the world for its deliriously overheated, blasphemous tale of sexual frenzy & demonic possession in a 17th-century convent.
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lukewarm take: dementia, TBI, intellectual disability, psychosis and mania severe enough to cause a person to lose their capacity to judge right from wrong is in fact an "excuse" for bad behaviour and not always reflection of who they are or were before they lost capacity
@jpbrammer
@ShirleySTANson
But we should also not be using mental health issues as an excuse for bad behavior. Dementia doesn't turn you into something you're not. It strips away the veneer and shows the true unfiltered you. Wendy is and has always been trash. She's just not able to hide it anymore.
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Drake reacts to Kendrick Lamar's new diss via IG 👀
"The hands of death could not defeat me, the sisters of fate could not hold me, and you will not see the end of this day. I will have my revenge!"
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