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@realmadrid Gamer, Kopala,Radiographer, clinical psychologist, symbologist,cryptographer,Lover, footballer, l. Astrophysics is my thing.

Cottingham, England
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@valentine_chabu
Valentine Chabu⏳️
3 months
My dream is to watch a madrid game in bernabeu. I will come to this after 2 years.
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@valentine_chabu
Valentine Chabu⏳️
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Lusaka is something else. i spent the whole day on saturday with my homie we visited 4 of his girlfriends and all the relationships were stable!!.
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@valentine_chabu
Valentine Chabu⏳️
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My hospital is really huge.. living my grey's anatomy dream.
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@valentine_chabu
Valentine Chabu⏳️
4 years
Apologize when you are wrong, stop coming to bed naked! Because we will forgive you😭😭😭
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@valentine_chabu
Valentine Chabu⏳️
3 years
5 minutes after getting kidnapped "Aini imwe, kuti abwelelapo shani?
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@valentine_chabu
Valentine Chabu⏳️
6 months
Thanks for the jersey @PatsonDaka20
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@valentine_chabu
Valentine Chabu⏳️
5 months
Re united after 7 months. I am so happy.Frame two should make you want to have a baby.
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@valentine_chabu
Valentine Chabu⏳️
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@Iriiisss___ But baby, lesa muli porno sure?
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@valentine_chabu
Valentine Chabu⏳️
4 months
Why was she calling a Zambian channel? Last time i checked, you guys detached your selves from Zambia.
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𝐒𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐚..🇿🇲
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She should be f!red for unprofessionalism, Unless she owns ZNBC for it to be only languages she understands. Toho inge hopani.
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@valentine_chabu
Valentine Chabu⏳️
10 months
Ordered Dan Brown's collection and a concise 48 laws of power! For just £36!
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@valentine_chabu
Valentine Chabu⏳️
4 months
A bank holiday being spent with a person that watches telly from a close range.
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@valentine_chabu
Valentine Chabu⏳️
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John wick of hip-hop, of course the daughter is the dog in this case..diss his daughter and your career is over!
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@valentine_chabu
Valentine Chabu⏳️
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Title: My First Encounter with the Supernatural: Chronicles from Western Province (2017) In 2017, I began my employment with the GRZ and was stationed in Western Province, specifically Senanga.
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@valentine_chabu
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@valentine_chabu
Valentine Chabu⏳️
2 years
This relationship has made us all your twitter inlaws unwillingly.
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@valentine_chabu
Valentine Chabu⏳️
4 months
This is what jet lag has done to my wife and son.
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@valentine_chabu
Valentine Chabu⏳️
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@brighton_zm Umona kwati ichalo ni news paper iwe ai
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@valentine_chabu
Valentine Chabu⏳️
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@sandymillsxo Nga marriage yaingilamo shani?
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@valentine_chabu
Valentine Chabu⏳️
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Mbappe is caught in between worlds of training and watching cartoons.
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@BallyWannabe And what does this say about Victoria?
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@valentine_chabu
Valentine Chabu⏳️
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Children are nice to have.
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@valentine_chabu
Valentine Chabu⏳️
4 years
@Qpedia Has the other dog sent transport money?
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@valentine_chabu
Valentine Chabu⏳️
3 months
No one will stop me from buying this Toyota Corolla 1973 model.
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@valentine_chabu
Valentine Chabu⏳️
9 months
Got an iPhone 15 pro. The exciting part is that it came with two gift cards worth £27 and £75 on beer and wine respectively. Naya mukupoka,ntambilepo na Man utd demolition.
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Valentine Chabu⏳️
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@valentine_chabu
Valentine Chabu⏳️
3 months
@MusialaEra You should be posting in German so we see how much you love bayern.
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@valentine_chabu
Valentine Chabu⏳️
5 months
This should be on billboard🥹🥹
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@valentine_chabu
Valentine Chabu⏳️
7 months
@amothersmuse Don’t pay for him. give them 20 each and see if the brother will pay off the debt. This will be his first lesson in financial literacy.
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@valentine_chabu
Valentine Chabu⏳️
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@BuyoyaJonah Well, atleast you had change of beddings.
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@valentine_chabu
Valentine Chabu⏳️
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@sandymillsxo Fyachiponena pama feeds elo naingilamo. Sorry.
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@valentine_chabu
Valentine Chabu⏳️
1 year
@TheThe1776 What if the leaks were intentional so as to provide some kind of decoy?
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@valentine_chabu
Valentine Chabu⏳️
3 years
A low budget @tonytheegoon
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@valentine_chabu
Valentine Chabu⏳️
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Don’t let people intimidate you on social media with figures they “theoretically” make. Real and clean wealth is not LOUD.
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@valentine_chabu
Valentine Chabu⏳️
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@Chaandaa1 The video shows that the two people were not raised well. The other one is insulting the person’s mother. The other one is charging on a woman.
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@valentine_chabu
Valentine Chabu⏳️
2 years
Had a spa day with my niece.
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@valentine_chabu
Valentine Chabu⏳️
3 years
@cypd_ There was a time i went 14 years without drinking, until i turned 15.
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@valentine_chabu
Valentine Chabu⏳️
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Good game @HullCity . Come on tigers! #hull
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@valentine_chabu
Valentine Chabu⏳️
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@Kimnyirenda1 "The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who, in times of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality" Dante Alighieri. And i also hope you dont participate in the complaining of the national economy just like you dont participate in the voting.
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@valentine_chabu
Valentine Chabu⏳️
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This is the rap diss i grew up with. Not this rubbish of Kendrick and Cole sneak dissing.
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@valentine_chabu
Valentine Chabu⏳️
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@FootyHumour This sounds like disrespecting your own players.
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@valentine_chabu
Valentine Chabu⏳️
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My wife chose a wrong time to be a dortmund fan.
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@valentine_chabu
Valentine Chabu⏳️
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@BabaTundeZM From the comment section i have learnt two things; 1-zambians are bitter and just wait for the opportunity to show it. 2-english isnt for everyone. There is nothing tribal about this tweet,we all know that nyanja and bemba are the commonly spoken language in zambia.
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@valentine_chabu
Valentine Chabu⏳️
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I walk like a desperado, sometimes i don’t even know where i am going to go….
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@valentine_chabu
Valentine Chabu⏳️
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I hope this will help to read my story properly.
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@valentine_chabu
Valentine Chabu⏳️
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@VanillaDzaddy Tabekata aba pepa bekata abashitisha..nga kale bamwikata Super..
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@valentine_chabu
Valentine Chabu⏳️
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Its over for DStv Zambia now! Wait until we are able to stream everything at cheaper fees as compared to your rediculous dstv pricing.
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Elon Musk
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@JitoKayumba @SpaceX Looking forward to providing Starlink service to the people of Zambia!
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Valentine Chabu⏳️
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@TizaMukuka Tiza nga waikele fye mwi bolo lyaba wiso uleshunguluka,noti ukwisa pachalo mukushupa abantu.
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@valentine_chabu
Valentine Chabu⏳️
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@_melbamay @John40638717 😂😂what the dude is feeling now is
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@valentine_chabu
Valentine Chabu⏳️
3 years
I think the professor and Samurai Jack were related😒😒
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@valentine_chabu
Valentine Chabu⏳️
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@_Gwazela Find another one who is intrested in marriage and continue loving the other one aswel. Must i teach people everything?
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@valentine_chabu
Valentine Chabu⏳️
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@DonCorleANN Most people think that the opposite of love is hate. But, this is actually the opposite of love ‘not caring’.
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@valentine_chabu
Valentine Chabu⏳️
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@lynheizer Well, nowadays women are judgmental. you ask her on a date she assumes you want to sleep with her, you take her on a date which is withing your means, she calls you ask her on a date the conversation will be one sided like an interview.(2 cents)
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@valentine_chabu
Valentine Chabu⏳️
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 Long ago in a distant land I Aku the shapeshifting master of darkness unleashed an unspeakable evil. But a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to opposed me.Before the final blow was struck,I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future
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@valentine_chabu
Valentine Chabu⏳️
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Why do African banks(Zambia) charge you for almost everything? They charge you for keeping your money(maintenance fee), withdrawing, sending etc? From the time i came to Europe, i have only been charged when sending money internationally and still it is a small charge.
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@valentine_chabu
Valentine Chabu⏳️
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Mbappe only wants to be making break fast on his own these days. #projectmbappe
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This is awkward, Thomas is still doubting.
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Valentine Chabu⏳️
4 years
@ChabzOfficial Post your son tumone chikala.
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@valentine_chabu
Valentine Chabu⏳️
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I slept on the floor so that Patson’s match day Jersey could have space before the frame arrives. We are framing it…
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@valentine_chabu
Valentine Chabu⏳️
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@NawaNjekwa Boss nsha ishiba ichisungu chakosa, napelele mu grade 3. Nga ninsele mulembele naimwebene.
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Valentine Chabu⏳️
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@19fcbm00 @MusialaEra I haven’t forced any one to learn spanish.
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@valentine_chabu
Valentine Chabu⏳️
4 months
Have you ever seen DEATH before? This is how death looks like.
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@valentine_chabu
Valentine Chabu⏳️
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Naya mukushita ubwalwa bwapa easter.
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@valentine_chabu
Valentine Chabu⏳️
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@Bearded_Caveman Just make sure walikosa. Pantu teti chiwama mwaponokelwa pamo na nkashi.
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@valentine_chabu
Valentine Chabu⏳️
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@kuxthedon How did Chile one die?
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@valentine_chabu
Valentine Chabu⏳️
5 years
@LameckChibwana It was an example of how he will be dealing with negativity,corruption,bad energy etc,kukutamfya mu cabinet nga waamba umungulu.
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@valentine_chabu
Valentine Chabu⏳️
3 years
If you are my friend on social media and a colleague at work, probably its because i have seen you do something illegal, and i am cool with it😂😂
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@valentine_chabu
Valentine Chabu⏳️
3 years
@ammahdepryce @DominicMboo_ Would definetly take this one to fresh view for a movie, unfortunately they dont allow you to bring your own snacks!
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@valentine_chabu
Valentine Chabu⏳️
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Mirror on the wall…
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@valentine_chabu
Valentine Chabu⏳️
4 years
You both failed Chemistry and you want your bond to be strong??
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@valentine_chabu
Valentine Chabu⏳️
2 years
@PeP_President Ikalafye,we are busy with 187's album,noti ifyabupuba fyobe.
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@valentine_chabu
Valentine Chabu⏳️
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@Nachi_zm Suggest players from those places that could have been called. I want to see something.
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@valentine_chabu
Valentine Chabu⏳️
4 years
@HHichilema Foccus on this debate, you will lose focus on what is important(plot 1).they are using this game to derail your gaining popularity, look at us zambians now we are now inclined to this debate and forgetting how the kwacha is performing, forgetting the failures of the pf
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@valentine_chabu
Valentine Chabu⏳️
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@immaculate_ice Try to say this joke in reverse and wait......
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@valentine_chabu
Valentine Chabu⏳️
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@StudentsZed @Makanjila_23 Gentlemen, first try to understand what GDP means. Not just by initials😂😂
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@valentine_chabu
Valentine Chabu⏳️
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@BenopaOnyx1 Uruguay and poland with relationship of Uncle and Nephew. Jokes write them selves😂
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@valentine_chabu
Valentine Chabu⏳️
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You live with your decisions, it all comes down to choice.
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@valentine_chabu
Valentine Chabu⏳️
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After a month of residing in hospital accommodations, I opted to rent a shared house with a friend from the Copperbelt whom I had encountered again in Western Province. Our choice was limited to a four-bedroom house due to scarcity in housing options at the time.
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@valentine_chabu
Valentine Chabu⏳️
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@DD_eeyanac @Masulani_ should have also been given, because he is one of the artist who has kept us sane through out this year with his memes..and yes, he is an artist
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@valentine_chabu
Valentine Chabu⏳️
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@KaluluKunda @zoehikachila Let homegirl ask the father the same question, she sees the trash that birthed her.
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@valentine_chabu
Valentine Chabu⏳️
3 years
At this point i wouldn't even be surprised if we saw Arsenal in the UCL re-draws. #UCL
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@valentine_chabu
Valentine Chabu⏳️
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Hip flask like mine>>>>>
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Valentine Chabu⏳️
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@KingkaSuli Tripple captain Guendouzi!
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@valentine_chabu
Valentine Chabu⏳️
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@umufiishi True Religion is Geographical, but telling this to an average mind they will tell you that you are close to blasphemy. Ps: religion has brought more harm than good.
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@valentine_chabu
Valentine Chabu⏳️
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Even if someone breaks my heart, i will still love again and harder, i have so much love in my heart.dont let people ruin the good in you.always spread love🖤🖤🖤
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@valentine_chabu
Valentine Chabu⏳️
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Went for my Saturday cycling today and passed through this Marvel old church built in the 1100. The Beverly Minister.
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@valentine_chabu
Valentine Chabu⏳️
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Lets be clear on one thing, the only celebrity in Zambia is Patson Daka.the rest tulibamobene.
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@valentine_chabu
Valentine Chabu⏳️
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@hilz_james @Chefy187 Morning after pill would have prevented this comment.
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@valentine_chabu
Valentine Chabu⏳️
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@DonVeeto47 @HHichilema Too soon, all matters of global warming and climate change will b tackled..because climate change and global warming is highly related to our copper pricing and demand.
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@valentine_chabu
Valentine Chabu⏳️
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@lusakatimes I would also say the same if my salary was k85, 000 plus several allowances....even when she was making this speech she received an allowance.
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Valentine Chabu⏳️
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@MercyGondwe7 @tonytheegoon The art work looks even better than the real person.
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@valentine_chabu
Valentine Chabu⏳️
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So no one thought of getting the Jehovah's witnesses drunk and registering them to vote after they black out?
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Valentine Chabu⏳️
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Alekulanga.......
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Valentine Chabu⏳️
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@EscobarChim So he plans to lead the country when he has failed to lead his home?
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Valentine Chabu⏳️
4 years
@totalcristiano We are so finished that we are even counting atalanta as a big team!
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@valentine_chabu
Valentine Chabu⏳️
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Upon my arrival, I adhered to my usual ritual of familiarizing myself with essential locales: a church, a police station, and a local watering hole. This helped me integrate into the community of Senanga seamlessly.
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@valentine_chabu
Valentine Chabu⏳️
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@FxMalume When a person is not ready for marriage, they will complain about how absurd it is to pay Lobola. The day one becomes ready for marriage, they will even be proud to pay the lobola. If you can complain about Lobola, what more of responsibilities like taking her relatives to…
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