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There’s so much money in the world and I really need to make it, I’ll either make it or I’ll die trying because there’s no giving up.
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One day Malawians will give me a heart attack.
Pssst!
We are having an ice cream special
K990 ONLY!
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@INNO7979
At this point bro you can just use her to your own advantage and use her until you get back on your feet, use condoms if you’re going to continue having sex with her also start getting some money from her too.
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I assigned my young sister to be cleaning the car at a fee of K15 every morning at 06:30hrs before I step out kaili she completed her G12 exams and wants some cash, I can only say I love her commitment and she deserves a raise.
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The whole country is counting on you to be the next seed bearer of a generational football star.
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This how a mug cup with 2 toothbrushes inside it but upside down looks like 😂😂😂😭😭😭💀
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Bro Code:
If your bro impregnates a girl, convince him to stay & face his responsibility! Because its not nice growing up without a dad👑
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Dear gents, hurt a woman every chance you get.
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Agriculture graduates. I have a suggestion, we can get together and find land for rent so we can be growing cash crops. Instead of waiting for the government to employ us, we can make money and practice what we love.
I’m open to work with anyone.
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In case you missed it…….
If you know, you know 😂
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Me and my girl cuddling after I successfully convince Ohns on twitter that women are bad people.
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Until I put a ring on your finger, your financial burdens remain entirely your responsiblity not mine, any help i render is from the goodness of my heart not an obligation for me, so just because we are dating don’t think I OWE YOU MONEY pleaaassseee...
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We need the geys in Zambia to organize this so we can lock them up in the stadium and whip them back to their senses.
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Bafikala just stay single now, y’all complain about everything now.
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Incase you didn’t see your boss/supervisor lelo at work, ba GCE started their exams today.
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As a broke man, I’m staying away from women until I have money.
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Men are expensive, imagine wearing:
Shoes K700
Jeans K350
Shirt K200
Socks K50
Boxer K100
Total K1400
And then a lady somewhere wearing an outfit worth K500 calls you broke.
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Ohns on the Copperbelt everyday after coming back from the mines going to the club 😂😂😂😂
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As a man, the moment you have your own house, car and stable source of income. Don’t mistaken the attention you get from most ladies as love.
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How they study the night before exams kaili they used to go ku groove instead of studying.
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Ati imagine being relevant on Twitter and irrelevant in society.
😂😂😂😂
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My sugar mummy is back and banipasa ATM card na Benz kaili she’s working lelo and it’s a Friday.
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I got my balloons, another 365 days in the bag.
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If your girlfriends name is Mercy and she’s by UNZA, you’ll find her pa car park ku ruins in a white hilux with some man so.
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Bro the dream is to drive a Range and not a heavy goods truck.
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So guys hear me out, I know this girl from here and we’ve interacted on a few tweets before. I found it shocking when I came across this image of her with that message on a friends status ku FB, it’s sad we lost one of our own 😢😢
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Niqqa comes back and the same people who were dragging him are all up kissing ass today. Too much fake love on the TL.
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Me in my sugar mummies house kaili her husband is out of town and it’s cold 🥶 in Lusaka.
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I have a K2500 if anyone is selling an iPhone 14pro max
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Mu bus lelo I sat next to this girl who was texting her boyfriend ati “babe, my periods haven’t started yet and it’s been 2days” but the boyfriend hasn’t replied from off Shantumbu up to town. 😂😂
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Condomize, people out here moving around with STDs.
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The next Nike Air Jordan logo from Matero 😂😂😂
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Don't stress yourself to impress us, you mean nothing to us.
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I know losing your girlfriend hurts but losing your side chick because she found a man and wants to be faithful, just destroys your soul. 😪😪
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It’s balloon day and a happy birthday. We are 9125 days around the sun.
My Airtel money is working guys ai
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Today I'm checking on everyone, when you see this tweet just say...I’m fine 😊
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If I send you this just know that I slept with hunger the whole night until 15hrs the following day.
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This is what your ka 2000 born girlfriend goes to do kuma apartment chills with her friends, elo imwe bakulu ati I have a decent girl 😂😂😂😂
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Got my balloons……… Cheers to more years as I walk into this new age.
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Dating a girl with a high sex drive will humble any man 😂😂
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Some baddie waku elite was slapped ku Chicagos kaili she was caught cheating on the sponsor 😅
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They can also dump you for loving too much.💁
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Just a gentle reminder ati I’m mad tall, 6ft tree plus God didn’t shorten me in any department.
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I have screenshots in my phone that can set fire to the TL on a Monday but I’ll hold them kaili they’ve threatened to sue me because of the previous screenshots I tweeted.
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Ku WhatsApp uku 2 people just posted the same girl 😂😂😂
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Bumped into my ex in town with her new boyfriend, who was wearing the jumper I bought my ex when we were together 😭😭😭😭
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Found conversations of her and her ex and she was like “I want you to cum on my face next time, maybe my acne might disappear” and she topped it with sending him nudes, I had been dating this girl for 4 months and I only knew she had normal pimples. I ain’t never been the same.
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Ni love yabwanji that makes you men sponsor your girlfriends ku University/College?
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As a man, women will always want you. The finer you are, the more they swarm around you. But you need to be able to discern what exactly they want and how it benefits or aligns with you. If not, you will be wasting your precious time entertaining people you should be ignoring.
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Lusaka ohns are tough, we spent the whole day on Saturday with my friend and we visited he’s 4 girlfriends and all the relationships look stable 🫢🙆🏾♂️🙆🏾♂️🙆🏾♂️
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If you use an iPhone X going up to iPhone 14, don’t ask for money. You’ve proven to us ati you can afford the lifestyle you portray.
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Hoe phase at 28yrs?? Let’s be serious guys.
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Some of you should stop advertising that you’re single, it’s clear that no one wants you.
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I Need to fix my Relationship with God & maybe my life will get a little better.
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Uncle Chagz looking at the state of the Zambian economy right now 😂😂😂😂 it’s in shambles
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Some of us are just enjoying twitter. No drama, no beefs, no attention seeking, no fame vaupuba.
We are just here to laugh.
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I’m working hard so I can buy myself a Mercedes Benz next year. 🕯🕯🕯
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Lelo mu guys found a video of his girlfriend having sex with another guy at a named lodge in Lusaka. Elo ndishi on the same day he had sent her a K3,000 as girlfriend allowance 😂😂😂
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Most Black men are not properly loved until they start to make money.
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My cousin went for circumcision last week after the new girlfriend told him ati “I can’t give you a blow job because you’re not circumcised”, I haven’t stopped laughing since I got the news 😂😂😂😂😂
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They want us to compete with old men 😭😭😭😭 who started their hustle before we were even born.
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Being broke has saved me a lot from unnecessary relationships. ✊🏾
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Thieves, liars, adulterers and fornicators don’t force people to side with them, they definitely know the repercussions of what they do and the community is trying to shove an agender down people’s throats especially innocent children. So come argue with a sensible statement.
Y’all are thieves, liars, adulterers and fornicators but you only pull out the Christian nation card when it comes to the lgbtq community. Bunch of bloody hypocrites!!!
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We watch American movies that depicts different acts of stealing, killing and assassinations but a Zambian doing this is where we draw the line? Let’s be serious guys.
So this "Ba Matero" guy daily depicts different acts & strategies of stealing ( ku lumpa). He's even gaining a reputation & following for that! Is it just me or this somewhat glorifies stealing ...making it seem cool ? Yes it's comedy or whatever but the message is negative!!!!
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Just got back to town after being away for a month and I found this in my girlfriends bag. 😪😪😪
What does this mean ai 🙆🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️
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We marry them unemployed but they can't marry us unemployed.
Who are they? 😂
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So E-MARK doesn’t pay tax??? 🤔🤔
That receipt doesn’t have tax teh 🤔🤔
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Funny how she said she’s not attracted to anyone on here and she doesn’t like broke dudes but a broke dude who happens to be on her list on twitter was hitting it raw and having her sim and phone. 😂🤦🏾♂️
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Oops, just killed Natasha early in the morning 😭😭😭 she will be missed.
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Night time snacks plus movie night and this hun is all up taking pictures of me, man I love it here.
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We are just the 3 of us naba driver na conductor going ku Roma and I paid a K5 from Zesco, I’m just praying they don’t drop me off pa road.
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After college I worked a job that paid me K2,200 pa month end the I later quit and started doing my own things but working lesser hours and lesser days and I managed to bag a K10,000. I then concluded that a salary can never get you rich.
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How far with this project boss?
My house in Meanwood on 15th August 2021 when Bally
@HHichilema
wins. It’s coming home 😭😭❤️❤️
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You can’t unbody your body count 😂😂, those strokes will forever be a part of you 😂😂😂
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If Adam and Eve had respected God, we’d be seeing such things everyday with no filter.
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Some of you fumbled people and love that you’ll never experience again in your life, that type of support, care and concern. The person that loved you unconditionally even tho they didn’t see the fully built version of you but they still gave you their heart.
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In Zambia land is cheaper for foreigners and expensive for the locals.
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Places you can potentially find Sugar mummies/daddies in Lusaka.
After restless days of searching I’ve finally found the right spots.
*Thread*
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Nayenda ku wedding to go watch people kissing in real life.
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In case you missed it, Malume is being roasted uku
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Incase you missed it.
Remember, we don’t participate in violence we just report it.
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As you go about today, remember alcohol is bad for your health and women are not good people.
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I’ve seen this chick on the TL before, Kaya ma pressure on the other App but eh 😳😳
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Stick to one partner, people are sick and they’ll never tell you.
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Whoever gets me the full link to this video, I’m giving them a K150 ASAP ndafya I’m done pretending like I don’t want to watch it.
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Brother man just poured out his heart and got that response.
I swear I can never heal 😭😭😭
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The Bro code states:
Never sleep with a bro's ex-girlfriend/girlfriend. If you are attracted to your bro's ex/girlfriend, you shall not make a pass at her without taking his permission. If he wants you to stay away from her, you shall abide by his request.
#ZedTwitter
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Waiter ku Grandaddy’s is crying, Ohns ordered food and drinks then changed the table without him knowing 😭😭😭 now he’s looking for them all over the place 😂😂😂
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While imwe you’re busy in
@WaluuK
comment section here commenting ma “wow, wow, wow” people kwa meta have already arranged Lobola money and have picked out names.
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I swear tuma 2000s are having too much freedom with their phones 😭😭😭
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This is sexy and classy and that’s just slutty.
This has to be one of my favourite pictures. It’s giving sexy but classy 😌
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A trip for two going to Zanzibar for a weekend can cost how much????
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Condomize guys ndafya even someone you’ve been sleeping with and trust can give you STIs 😢🥺
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I have a suggestion, we probably have like teachers on here not working right, let’s get together we open a tuition center while you wait for employment. Y’all will be practicing what you love and make money out of it.
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