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@bigsnugga
Not completely serious but places like that and Italy give me some hope for the US because they had their fascist era, they got beat, and now their most important cultural value is hanging out
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@LolOverruled
I'm assuming she got an infection at the hospital and it turned into bell's palsy or a bad rash or something and it's taking a while to clear up, and they have no idea how to just be normal about it
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@Senn_Spud
When people cut me off I assume they're having a poop emergency. Code brown. Turtle head. Cigar at the lips. Gotta get home so they don't have to replace their whole car seat.
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@JoshuaPotash
Musk stans acting like it's the 1910s and you can become a robber baron by talking your way into a sales job. Lol, kids, we're in generation 4 of the rich making it so you can never catch up
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@FranziaMom
His politics are completely based around the right to go out in a nice outfit. So he's got some bad takes. But he's been having forum arguments for longer than most people on here have known what online is, he's like the meme of that old lawyer who dresses like gonzo
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@not_a_heather
and my advice to anyone (me) reading this and imagining all the ways it could go badly: choose curiosity over fear
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@MNateShyamalan
It's from The Night Before Christmas.
"And laying his finger aside of his nose /
and giving a nod, up the chimney he rose"
My family has a tradition of reading this on christmas eve and we've been reading it as "inside of his nose" since the Clinton administration
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@CartoonsHateHer
Staying inside for 2 years and only getting updates on the outside world via the computer seems to have caused a lot of damage too.
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@JoshuaPotash
if twitter had an edit button I'd change this to 1850s and add a generation, but you know, no history just vibes
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@JoshuaPotash
I think most of them can't see past their quarterly profits, yeah. But there's also a significant chunk that still believe that 90s claptrap about earth being overpopulated, and are hoping that poor people die to balance it out.
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@ExileGrimm
I saw a photo recently of one in an airport somewhere that just reads:
Terminal
Terminal
Terminal
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@realgirl_fieri
Same, expanded to awkward sitcoms and sketch comedy, etc. If the "joke" is how uncomfortable everyone is, I'm gone, often out of the room
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@AnaMardoll
I saw the northern lights in person a few months ago and it was like I was experiencing magic. No amount of photos or knowing they were a thing could have prepared me for the actual experience.
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@dieworkwear
American old money people are understated, such that you wouldn't know except from other context clues. Therefore these internet people don't know and they are basing their assessment on film/tv, probably.
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@deathbybadger
I'm also 6ft on the dot and when I went through Canadian immigration I had a physical where they confirmed it (183 cm), so when I get in this argument I can always bust out "well, I was measured by the government, who's backing you up"
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@shaun_vids
I assume he must have incredible charisma in person. Like how Trump was always able to find new construction contractors to take him at his word that they would get paid
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@gabrielledrolet
in the drived through. straight up "jacking it". and by it, haha, well. let's justr say. le coq
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@realonlineboy
Nobody trying to sell food would approve these pictures, so I disagree with everyone saying the restaurant did this. I bet the restaurant didn't bother to upload pictures at all (everyone knows what pizza looks like) and UE "helped" by filling in the blanks
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@pervocracy
Up there with "fascists were the bad guys in ww2" and not remotely enough "what is fascism"
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@offbeatorbit
The situation for single people right now is some of the worst it's ever been also, I complained to my therapist about it the other week and he was like "yeah a lot of my patients have told me that" lmao
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@Srirachachau
Gaulier is also known for being absurd levels of harsh to his students when giving notes, so as a treat, imagine this voice telling you that your final performance was "worse than the holocaust"
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@WhackNicholson
Excuse me while I flash back to all of the ironic racists on 4chan in the early-mid 00s quickly growing up to be real racists
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@travis_robert
also the drastic difference between experiencing NJ by car vs by NJ transit where, depending on where you're going, you can skip this whole highway nightmare entirely
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@hausofdecline
real long time haus fans are more surprised when the characters *aren't* hanging dong
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@latkedelrey
Latke no! The ADHD discoursers are still active because of the doordash thing! Latke!!!
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@LolOverruled
The most shocking part is that the MTA cameras work consistently enough for this.
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@suchnerve
My doctor ancestor who invented the way to put people with fractures in traction and had a shitty bedside manner and later retired to focus on his special interest of hand carving wooden bedframes totally wasn't autistic, wdym
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@dumbmailguy
Yeah the absolute reasonable extent of this is a "please no flyers" sticker for the benefit of roaming salespeople and missionaries and accepting that it's only semi effective, people gotta understand that the letter carrier is obligated to deliver what they have for that address
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@ziyanm_
Mainstream haters are boring because they all hate the same stuff. Really dawg, you don't like the Beatles? You think pineapple doesn't go on pizza? Wake me up when you've got some hand crafted hyper specific beef like the ones that keep me coming back to this horrible website
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@Very__Regular
This is targeted at stoners, high schoolers on lunch or after school, and families in food deserts. Of those, only the stoners can afford it. So yeah it will fail especially if the burger king across the parking lot puts up "always regular price" signs
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@sam_d_1995
That free ferry runs every half hour (every 15? during rush hour), has a bar on board, and is the fastest route to manhattan BY FAR and they're suing for the right to take the belt parkway instead, or go through new jersey?? how can you be that addicted to sitting in traffic
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@WhackNicholson
In any other context this would be one of those "if you noticed the logo on her necklace it means you're gay" boomer memes
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@markpopham
Getting all agitated at "the following program is intended for mature audiences" before an episode of SVU
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@nex3
Something that does happen (or at least happened to me), is that parents and doctors will become laser-focused on the drugs as the whole treatment, and if something goes wrong, the dose goes up. I was definitely on way too much Adderall and somehow my grades didn't improve, hmmm
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@lumbjackwharfie
the bright ass leds are simultaneously too bright for anyone else and also don't illuminate enough of the road for the person who has them but they're everywhere anyway because it's cheap. Everyone loses except the shareholders
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@folmerkelly
I lowkey hate modern web design but when I met a frontend engineer on the weekend I was like "oh rad, do you enjoy it?" because i'm not a fucking weirdo
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@north0fnorth
Wildlife refuge, some cool above ground stops on the A train, and one of the weirdest little pro-Trump enclaves in the tri-state area
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@googleymoogley
the virgin prestige tv: nooo we can't re-cast this actor, they were blurry background in a crowd scene, reddit will catch us :(
the chad procedural: jerry orbach was a lawyer last season and now he's the main cop. deal with it
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@RottenInDenmark
A lot of people, especially older, still have "israel is poor holocaust survivors and their muslim neighbours are mad at them for no reason" as a baseline understanding of the region. When you don't examine that part, it's trivial to get the rest wrong too
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@agiantpaperclip
I grew up in a walkable city and I couldn't wait to get my license. It seemed like people who could go other places - even if they were coming back - had much more freedom. Sometimes you wanna take a drive out to the middle of nowhere, yo?
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@bethbourdon
Us funny looking big eared bald guys have few flattering options and he definitely found the right one
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@Maladroithe
Like, it's true that the eggs and bunnies part of easter is a springtime fertility festival and in that way it's secular, but christians are notorious for inserting extra jesus anyway regardless. Here, it *might* be limited to some crucifix egg art if they're *lucky*
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@NotABigJerk
People whose brains are soup because of kids and too-long hours at work, and they don't really Watch it, it's just on. It's ambient colour and noise like Italian variety tv.
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@jimjamjummer
Every time you think he's about to realize it's a murder basement, and then nope, tape measure again! Hilarious!
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@carterforva
I've been thinking of picking up a Loongson motherboard off aliexpress to play around with, I think the tech is pretty mature by now. Only thing really holding me back is I can't read the documentation
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@1followernodad
No this is right because Mulder was allegedly 3 when I adopted him last year but the rescue didn't know, they just found him on the street and were like "well he's full grown and he's got all his teeth so I guess??" he is ageless.
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@LolOverruled
When the Matrix said 1999 was the peak of civilization at the time it was just a cute nod to the present day, but sometimes I think they were kinda right
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@Very__Regular
hustle brained workaholics in smb and startups can't imagine not being in work mode 24/7, so they see hostility when someone is just being normal
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@SkinnyTuna
because their audience reads at a 6th grade level and will check out if something resembles a paragraph
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@the_transit_guy
This thing preserves the character in vegas because that character is defined by stuff that's huge and ostentatious and stupid
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@aedison
I think this would require MBA brain thinking any further into the future than the next fiscal quarter
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@JoshuaPHilll
This looks familiar, I think these used to be cheapo hotel rooms a few decades ago. I visited a friend from out of town in a room like this.
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@LolOverruled
The old joke that went "what's a quarter mile long and has a million assholes" was about the st. Patrick's day parade, but I think it might need an update
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@theonlyned
because edgy gen-xers who think they used to be punks were the main people coming up with them. It's getting better now, gradually, most of the time I see expensive hot sauce these days the label/naming is more to do with the flavor
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@pervocracy
Indeed, and American exceptionalism made it easy for us to punch someone else's nazis without having to examine ourselves, but education and media in the years since have usually been ostensibly anti-fascist. That would have been when to do it.
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@yoloswagstudios
This reminds me of a meme I saw ~3 years ago which I have just recreated here from memory
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@matttomic
I guess not enough people statistically know what you're supposed to do, which is take the numbers in your canadian postal code and add 00. Like my old postal code in Calgary was T2M 1E3 so I would use 21300. Works for credit cards. I learned from a gas pump sticker in montana.
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@BuyErasers
I've heard from people in the legal weed biz that pre-rolls are all made with the shake from the flower packaging assembly lines. At least these are honest about it?
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@beatonna
I always loved this guest comic for
@drhastings
. GODDAMN IT HAVE YOU BEEN LISTENING I'M IRISH it's important.
#ThanksHAV
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@afrocosmist
There was a line in that penny dreadful spinoff on showtime with natalie dormer where someone said "he is american. he knows nothing and he is curious about nothing" and it's the most perfect description of conservatives I've ever heard
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@Srirachachau
I know people from theatre school who went to ecole gaulier and they all have war stories
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@JoshuaPHilll
He showed how in touch with the working class he was that time that he went to home depot and bought a single piece of wood. His audience didn't flinch then and they probably won't now, because to them, poverty is a moral failing.
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@sorry_hat
Real mexican food isn't the same thing though. That's a fully different cuisine. Sometimes a man just craves the bell.
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@the_transit_guy
Albertans: can we please have a way to get from calgary to edmonton safely when it's -30 and icy. please
Provincial leaders: Sorry, best we can do is get snowed by some high tech startup and then cancel the whole thing anyway when we decide it's "socialism" in a few years
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Webcomics poisoned my brain. Roommate was watching Infinity War last night and I came in towards the end. Thanos teleports down to Wakanda to grab the last infinity stone and my brain is like:
(credit Dr McNinja by
@drhastings
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@TPAIN
I've been seeing a resurgence of train interest especially among leftish, youngish people, people our age, imagining what the US could be like with more passenger trains that go places. And the mid 20th century designs were just cool as hell, look at this thing
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@DiabolicalSpuds
Rosenstock is a good one if you have any right-wing nextdoor boomer neighbors
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@lukeoneil47
A lot of boomer era music is "bad" only from oversaturation. If there was a moratorium on playing this stuff on the radio for like, a couple years, all of the "bad" hot takes would disappear like they were never there.
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@memesiwish
I knew someone who grew a huge patch of catnip in her yard so all of the local outdoor cats would just come over, get high, and eventually go home rather than terrorize the local wildlife and die in the street.
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@realgirl_fieri
I've long suspected that raising kids is too much work for 1-2 people, the ones who do it well anyway are hustle americans who like it when something is too much work, and the rest have kids growing up where their main adult role model is always overstressed and frazzled
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