I MADE OUT WITH THIS THING FOR SEVERAL HOURS ON END AND MY SOUL IS FILLED WITH AN INEXPLICABLE EMPTINESS THAT CAN ONLY BE FILLED BY MAKING OUT WITH THIS THING MORE
@wizardsextape
I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD BE HAPPY THAT MY GREATEST FOE IS FINALLY DEAD AFTER 63 MILLION YEARS, BUT WHO IS WARLOCK WITHOUT THE WIZARD?
#WIZARDSDEMISE
WHILE THE WIZARD IS GONE I NEED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE AND GET A BANGER
UH. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS GUY. LIKE IF YOU WANT HIM TO BE BURNT TO A CRISP IN A CINEMATIC FASHION
The first trailer for Bong Joon-ho’s ‘MICKEY17’ was shown at
#CinemaCon
that includes Robert Pattinson going on various suicide missions until one of his multiples survives.
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I HAVE SEEN A GLIMPSE INTO A FUTURE WHERE OGRES ARE PLEASANT AND SMELL NICE. IT'S A FUTURE WE CAN BUILD TOGETHER IF WE BAND TOGETHER AND DESTROY THIS THING
BARBIE SUCKED....... ALL OF THE POISON FROM MY ANCIENT PORES LEADING ME TO LIVE AT LEAST 406 MORE YEARS OF WONDERFUL LIFE 😭 HAVE A WARLOCK WEEKEND EVERYONE
BY FOLLOWING ME EACH OF YOU HAVE BECOME A JUNIOR WARLOCK. THERE ARE NOW 500 OF YOU ACROSS THE GLOBE, EACH HAVING CONSENTED TO ME RAISING YOUR BODY FROM THE DEAD FOR AN EVENTUAL WORLD-CONQUERING ARMY. THIS IS GREATLY APPRECIATED. THANKS
WHAT IF THERE WERE TWO IDENTICAL MCDONALDS RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER AND ONE OF THEM HAD SIGNIFICANTLY CHEAPER PRICES BUT TO ORDER YOU HAD TO TALK TO THE HORRIBLE WITCH OF THE SWAMP
THIS HOG IS A COWARD AND A FOOL. THIS HOG HAS SEEN MANY YEARS OF TORMENT BUT NOT ENOUGH. THIS HOG MUST BE TORN APART AND PUT BACK TOGETHER COUNTLESS TIMES. DEATH IS NOT ENOUGH FOR THIS HOG. HE MUST LIVE IN ETERNAL PUNISHMENT.
OKAY... WE DID IT... ONE BILLION WARLOCKS. IM SO GLAD ALL OF YOU WILLINGLY SIGNED UP TO SEARCH FOR MY SON FOR THE REST OF YOUR WAKING LIVES. I GREATLY APPRECIATE IT 🥹