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BY GOD... I SEE THE SECRET MESSAGE!
cheaters will tell you they love you and then their actions tell you to look between h and l on your keyboard.
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ACCIDENTALLY ANGERED THE MALICIOUS HOG OF THE MOUNTAINS AND GOT TURNED INTO AN ODIOUS TOTEM FOR THE REST OF MY DAYS ☹️
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A WRETCHED HOUND HAS STOLEN MY ORB MOST PRECIOUS. I WILL NOT BE MERCIFUL IN RIDDING IT FROM THIS WORLD
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GEE, I SURE HOPE NO HORRID BEAST IS LURKING WITHIN THIS CAVERN
THE GREAT AND TERRIBLE BASILISK:
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I WORE THIS TO THE WIZARD'S BALL AND GOT STABBED 16 TIMES IN THE CHEST THEN SET ON FIRE
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THATS MY GOOD FRIEND THE INVISIBLE GHOUL. BIDEN CAN SIMPLY SEE INTO WORLDS UNTAPPED BY MAN
BREAKING: Biden attempts to shake hands with a “ghost” after his speech in Tampa, Florida.
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IF YOU WANT TO DATE ME YOU HAVE TO- OH MY GOD AAAAH! AAAAAAAH! AAAH!
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MY GOD. ITS THE STAFF OF KILL 10,000 PEOPLE INSTANTLY AS SOON AS YOU TOUCH IT. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
Attention autists what do yall think of this stick
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YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED I HAVEN'T TWEETED MUCH SINCE THIS HAPPENED. THAT'S BECAUSE THIS HOUND CAST SPELL OF INSTANT KILL UPON ME
A WRETCHED HOUND HAS STOLEN MY ORB MOST PRECIOUS. I WILL NOT BE MERCIFUL IN RIDDING IT FROM THIS WORLD
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YOURE NOT WRONG. THEY KEEP GOING THROUGH MY TRASH. LOOKING FOR SECRETS. THEY WONT LEAVE ME ALONE
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PROBABLY THE GNOME OF THE PAST
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@gregthesorcerer
ILL TELL YOU ONCE YOU TELL ME WHAT YOU DID WITH MY NOSE AFTER YOU PLAYED THAT DIRTY TRICK ON ME
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AFTER TWENTY YEARS OF HARD WORK, I HAVE CREATED THE PERFECT BEING. HIS NAME IS MICHAEL AND HIS PRESENCE BRINGS ME AN INDESCRIBABLE PAIN
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WHENEVER IM FEELING DOWN, THE GRACIOUS HOG IS ALWAYS THERE TO PICK ME BACK UP
#FEELTHELOVE
i have watched this 70 times in 30 minutes. this is cinema to me
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MY HOMUNCULUS AFTER BEING HIT WITH A DEVASTATING PENIS EXPLOSION SPELL
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NOTED. JUST MURDERED THE SACRED ELF
today isn't even a real date. nothing you do will count today.
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MY JOYOUS ASSISTANT HAS PERISHED AFTER A LONG 4 MONTH EXISTENCE. PLEASE POST THIS IMAGE ONLINE SO PEOPLE KNOW
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I MADE OUT WITH THIS THING FOR SEVERAL HOURS ON END AND MY SOUL IS FILLED WITH AN INEXPLICABLE EMPTINESS THAT CAN ONLY BE FILLED BY MAKING OUT WITH THIS THING MORE
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HAPPY THAT THE OSCARS WILL BE RECOGNIZING THE HARD WORK OF US MAGICAL BEINGS BY INTRODUCING A "BEST SPELL CASTING" CATEGORY
The Oscars will introduce a Best Casting category.
Starting from 2026.
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THIS HUMBLE WARTHOG WILL BE SENT TO WARD OFF THE GOBLINS OF THE LAKE. HE WILL LIKELY PERISH
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I HAVE CAST 20,000 ANCIENT CURSES ON MY DISGUSTING SON YET HE STILL SURVIVES TO THIS DAY. THE WORLD IS CRUEL AND UNFAIR
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@wizardsextape
I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD BE HAPPY THAT MY GREATEST FOE IS FINALLY DEAD AFTER 63 MILLION YEARS, BUT WHO IS WARLOCK WITHOUT THE WIZARD?
#WIZARDSDEMISE
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT GUYS
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WHILE THE WIZARD IS GONE I NEED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE AND GET A BANGER
UH. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS GUY. LIKE IF YOU WANT HIM TO BE BURNT TO A CRISP IN A CINEMATIC FASHION
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WAS TESTING OUT SPELLS EARLIER AND ACCIDENTALLY TURNED THIS TOAD INTO AN ABOMINATION. ILL BURN IT
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MY FEEBLE HOMUNCULUS AFTER I INSTRUCT IT TO BRUTALLY MURDER THE SEVEN ELVEN KINGS SO I CAN BREW MY LATEST POTION
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MAKE THE TREK. MAKE THE JOURNEY
In Florida rn and there’s a crazy wizard character with an orb… ermmmm, what the deuce?
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GLAD TO SEE MR BEAST IS SWITCHING TO MORE EGG-BASED CONTENT
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WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP "LIKING" OUR NATIONAL TRAGEDY. THIS ISNT FUNNY. 3 BILLION GNOMES WERE LOST
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SORRY GUYS MY MASSIVE AND ROUND SON GOT IN THE WAY FOR A SECOND. HE HAS BEEN THOROUGHLY PUNISHED FOR THIS MISADVENTURE
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ME AND MY LOW QUALITY TWIN UNDERGOING TREATMENT IN THE POD
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#CinemaCon
that includes Robert Pattinson going on various suicide missions until one of his multiples survives.
See the full description:
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SAURON? THE NICE WIZARD? THE ONE WHO'S GREATEST VIRTUE WAS HIS LOVE OF ORDER AND PERFECTION? IM HEARING THIS FOR THE FIRST TIME.
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OH BOY WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY IM HAVING. NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY RUIN THIS
THE HORRIBLE DIGITAL HOG:
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I HAVE PROTECTED MY MOST ANCIENT POSSESSION IN A CIRCLE OF RED TO DEFEND IT FROM ANY POTENTIAL OPPONENTS. DONT FUCK WITH WARLOCK
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I HAVE SEEN A GLIMPSE INTO A FUTURE WHERE OGRES ARE PLEASANT AND SMELL NICE. IT'S A FUTURE WE CAN BUILD TOGETHER IF WE BAND TOGETHER AND DESTROY THIS THING
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THIS FUCKING FROGAPE STOLE MY ORB OF "SPAWN ONE BILLION MALNOURISHED LIONS." THE HATRED I HOLD IN MY HEART IS ENOUGH TO MASSACRE THEM ALL
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I HAVE NEVER HELD MORE HATRED IN MY HEART FOR ANY OBJECT ON THIS EARTH
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I AM BREWING A POWERFUL POTION THE LIKES OF WHICH THIS WORLD HAS NEVER SEEN
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ME.
... OH, WHO AM I KIDDING... IM SO WEAK AND FRAIL. STUPID WARLOCK. STUPID STUPID STUPID
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@wizardsextape
ONE OF THE EVIL CURSED SKULLS JUST RIPPED MY ARM OFF...... IS IT TOO LATE TO APOLOGIZE 😅
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IF YOU DREAM HARD ENOUGH AND GIVE ME 4.6 BILLION DOLLARS, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE PAULA
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GOT DRUNK ON WIZARD WEED LAST NIGHT AND TOOK 564 PICTURES OF BRAZILIAN TV STAR "FOFÃO"
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I HOPE YOU REALIZE HOW FEABLE AND NIMBLE AND MALLEABLE YOU ARE TO ME
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MY INFANT SON DIED
Introducing Corncob Crust from Little Caesars! You’re Welcome, America
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I HOPE YOU BURN
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BARBIE SUCKED....... ALL OF THE POISON FROM MY ANCIENT PORES LEADING ME TO LIVE AT LEAST 406 MORE YEARS OF WONDERFUL LIFE 😭 HAVE A WARLOCK WEEKEND EVERYONE
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HEY COME ON GUYS WHO WIZARD -HOTBOXED THE GIANT WIZARD HEAD GIFT SHOP
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WHEN MY SON, FITZGERALD IV, LOOKS AT ME WITH THOSE SAD HELPLESS EYES, I CANT HELP BUT CAST HIM INTO THE REALM OF UNENDING FLESH 🥹
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ABOUT TO PUT THIS IN THE LAKE OF AT LEAST 40 INNOCENT CHILDREN
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ID LIKE YOU ALL TO MEET MY NEW MAGICAL HORSE. THIS ONE IS GOOD RATHER THAN EVIL. I HOPE YOU ENJOY
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BY FOLLOWING ME EACH OF YOU HAVE BECOME A JUNIOR WARLOCK. THERE ARE NOW 500 OF YOU ACROSS THE GLOBE, EACH HAVING CONSENTED TO ME RAISING YOUR BODY FROM THE DEAD FOR AN EVENTUAL WORLD-CONQUERING ARMY. THIS IS GREATLY APPRECIATED. THANKS
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THE WIZARD HAS BEEN SECRETLY TESTING HIS SPELLS ON POOR INNOCENT HOMUNCULI FROM THE FOREST. LOOK AT THE STATE OF THIS BEAUTIFUL CREATURE. NEVER AGAIN
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THIS FOUL BLUE BEAST TITLED "ARLO" STOLE MY MAGICAL AMULET AND IS WREAKING HAVOC UPON THE WORLD OF PAPER MARIO
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"DID YOU KNOW GORILLAZ IS JUST ONE GUY." NO. THERE ARE FOUR OF THEM. THEYRE IN ALL THE MUSIC VIDEOS. NICE TRY
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WHAT IF THERE WERE TWO IDENTICAL MCDONALDS RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER AND ONE OF THEM HAD SIGNIFICANTLY CHEAPER PRICES BUT TO ORDER YOU HAD TO TALK TO THE HORRIBLE WITCH OF THE SWAMP
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WHAT IS GOBLIN MODE FOR A GOBLIN. SIMPLY MODE? MUCH TO THINK ABOUT
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THIS HOG IS A COWARD AND A FOOL. THIS HOG HAS SEEN MANY YEARS OF TORMENT BUT NOT ENOUGH. THIS HOG MUST BE TORN APART AND PUT BACK TOGETHER COUNTLESS TIMES. DEATH IS NOT ENOUGH FOR THIS HOG. HE MUST LIVE IN ETERNAL PUNISHMENT.
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THE LAST RELIC OF THE FALLEN ELF KINGDOM. I SHALL BURN IT
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OKAY... WE DID IT... ONE BILLION WARLOCKS. IM SO GLAD ALL OF YOU WILLINGLY SIGNED UP TO SEARCH FOR MY SON FOR THE REST OF YOUR WAKING LIVES. I GREATLY APPRECIATE IT 🥹
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ALMOST FORGOT ONE 😢🥹
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I SAW THE MARIO MOVIE 2 POSTER IN MY DREAMS AND HAD TO GO TO MY ORB TO PUT TOGETHER A RECREATION. TAKE A CLOSER LOOK
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MY GREATEST ENEMY, THE MASSIVE MOUSE. IM THANKFUL TO HIS CAPTOR
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HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THIS LIVE FOOTAGE
The rumors that armies of vicious Hogs are coming from a portal to Hog Earth are verifiably false
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PROBABLY THE GNOME OF THE PAST
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I THINK GETTING EVERY SINGLE NOTIFICATION FROM THIS MIGHT HAVE BEEN WORSE THAN THE EVIL SKULLS RIPPING OFF MY ARM
And yes, I am sending cursed evil skulls to you :) u hurt me and this is what you get
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IVE TRIED REASONING WITH "SANTA CLAUS." BUT, UNFORTUNATELY, HE MUST BURN
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ACCIDENTALLY ATE THE ORB OF A TIME LONG PAST... HOPE NO ONE HAD PLANS 2.5 BILLION YEARS AGO 🤦
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