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I have Logged On to say that I am the dungeon master of the next Rude Tale of Magic. Nasty NPCs by
@bransonreese
, freaky little PCs by
@whirringblender
,
@TimothyPlatt
,
@jplepore
, and THE
@AliFisher
. Load up the
@of_rude
podcast feed and get in BELOW the ground floor August 6th!
PREMIERING TUESDAY AUGUST 6TH
THE NEXT GREAT SAGA IN THE RUDE TALES TRADITION
WILL YOU DARE DELVE BELOW? TO THAT STRANGE AND WICKED PLACE?
THE NETHERMURK WAITS FOR YOU
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As one of Gwenpool's dads who is old, I have no idea what this means but you go shoot those Mysterios and get their shiny things sweetie - proud of you
She's a fan of collecting medallions! And we're a fan of her!
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AXL ROSE: Watch it bring you to your shun-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n knees, knees!
I want to watch you bleed!
ME: You know what, you actually haven’t made me feel welcome in this jungle at all.
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Ariel: There is a larger world than this, and we are sea cursed prisoners who may never touch it.
Sebastian: Counterpoint, this fish can play the trumpet.
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The guy who's whole deal is that he makes up bullshit said "There's a multiverse" and everyone here is just taking that at face value?
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After PICARD, INDIANA JONES & THE DIAL OF DESTINY, and BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE, I think we are finally ready to see Martin Short return for CLIFFORD'S 11TH BIRTHDAY
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We have two options as a society and a decision must be made.
1) Continue to send millions of "Damn it! Autocorrect! You know what I mean" texts, every day.
or
2) Adopt "ducking" as the absolute worst cuss on the planet, and MEAN IT.
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"Charging Bull" sculptor says ‘Fearless Girl’ distorts his art.
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Why are there so many songs about breakups but only one song about taking a bath and then being surprised there's a party in your house
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Of course I'd be happy to share my original Law and Order pilot.
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@MNightShyamalan
@oldthemovie
When you made The Sixth Sense did you know Bruce Willis was dead the whole time or did he improvise that?
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Doctor McNinja
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In today's Gwenpool Strikes Back
#4
, Gwen uses her powers to temporarily summon someone else in from the real world...
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Gwenpool 17 is out today, and we really start pushing the "she knows she's in a comic" thing to new places.
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I made up Dr. McNinja because my cool physician who one time killed a guy with a sword explicitly forbid me from writing his biography (I don't think he is cool anymore)
It rocks that Raimi specifically invented Darkman because he couldn't get the rights to The Shadow. Need more of that kinda energy
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There is a "10 Facts About Gwenpool" article I checked out because "HA! I bet I DO know them" But I was surprised! There were several facts I did NOT know, because they were not true and made up entirely. Nice work!
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Did anyone catch the fully orchestrated instrumental version of the Squirrel Girl theme song easter egg at the beginning of Spider-Man?
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My career as an artist is merely repeating “I can’t believe this dumb thing actually got made” over and over again.
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I like that the Nazi was punched when he started talking about his bootleg webcomic merch.
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Today, in Gwenpool 25 we say goodbye to one of the strangest projects I've ever taken on that turned into something I loved more than I ever would have expected. (1/4)
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Most of twitter could be replaced with two accounts: one that scolds you for not drinking enough water, and another that writes 20-post-long threads telling you why you should forgive yourself for not drinking enough water.
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This comic was originally posted over many months on , and with it concluding this week, I will now unleash it upon the rest of the world.
#krangisyourstepdad
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Adam and Eve ate the forbidden fruit and were expelled from the garden, for God was furious they had gained the knowledge that Waluigi was Mario’s spouse.
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Every morning I sip my coffee, look out at the blue jays and cardinals that flit about our backyard and think, "These are the Ken and Ryu of birds."
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Early Presidential slogans were a billion times better than todays. It would be fun to slip a joke one in here, but how do I top "Ma, Ma, Where's my Pa, Gone to the White House, Ha, Ha, Ha. BLAINE '84"
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Do u make pumpkin spice latte jokes because you know thousands will drink them on the same day only a few people will show at your funeral?
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The Japanese editions of Gwenpool are absolutely great. Please go to Japan and pick one up.
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Once again I pray to the terrible shrine I made in 2004
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Sorry I couldn't confirm earlier, but the news is out. There are only 2 issues left of the Unbelievable Gwenpool.
#24
is a fun send off to our version of Batroc the Leaper, and then 25, Gwen comes to terms with her vanishing future page count.
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Freelance photography of the Spider-Man use to pay a lot better.
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A guy in the bathroom stall next to me unleashed the roughest loud shit I’ve ever heard and for the life of me, I don’t know why, but I waited a silent beat and said
“I’d rather hear some blues or funky old soul.”
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W H A T
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If I ever fall to my death, and have a few seconds in the air to know that's what's happening, I hope I remember to go "YAA HA HA HOOYEEeee"
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Don’t have a Halloween costume yet? Why not try stripping your bones of your skin and your flesh and your fats?
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If I ever write a Spider-Man comic, I'm buying every single issue so that I can just hand them out each Thanksgiving, instead of ever having to explain to relatives what a "Dr. McNinja", "Gwenpool", or "Wet Hot American Summer" are ever again.
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My father in law is coming over later. I’m going to impress him by making him watch how good I am at killing Guardians in Zelda.
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Man, I'm sick of "the refusal of the call" taking up the majority of a story. The audience is on board. It's boring if the hero isn't.
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@TheRealOJ32
@KrisJenner
Thank you. This was absolutely the main concern that anyone has ever had about you.
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We have lost the best dog, the sweetest lad. He will bully lesser colors from sunsets now.
We said goodbye to Gordon today, our perfect little guy. He gave us 14 of the most beautiful years. I love him and will miss him dearly
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Imagine a universe where Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole is so popular that instead of opining dumb shit on Batman, Zack Snyder spends his days screaming "WAKE THE FUCK UP! OWLS KILL!" or that it's a world you even knew he directed that movie in the first place.
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I'm auctioning off a custom Dr. McNinja one page comic with *you* as his guest star to support
@BLACKandPINKorg
- Auction ends 6/12 at noon eastern.
- Winner gives directly to Black & Pink, sends me the receipt, we work out the comic via DM.
- Bid in replies to this post!
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I will absolutely sign any volume of Adventure Time, regardless of my involvement.
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Absolutely honored to have written the character who would one day have his SPOILER SPOILERED by the SPOILERgator.
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I live in the middle of Brooklyn, and having just heard the distinct sound of a train's steam whistle, I yelled "Where the FUCK is there a TRAIN?!"
...and then I realized it's from a movie my neighbors are playing, and if I could hear their movie, they definitely heard me too.
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Some Park Slope teens just threw some baby carrots into the street, laughed and ran away, in case you were wondering if punk is dead or not.
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This one cracked open something in my teenaged brain that has not been resealed since.
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A couple years ago, the three of us met in a dark restaurant to figure out what the hell “Gwenpool” was.
@HeatherAntos
suggested that Gwen become MODOK’s henchman, and that was that, kicking off Gwen’s entire journey. Good luck on the journeys of your own, Heather!
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The number of Blue Checks breathlessly retweeting this doctored joke as though it were real should serve as a reminder that viral misinformation is not just a problem with right wing conspiracy theorists.
Perfect. Trump’s last day.
The Military Band right outside the White House — “Hit The Road Jack”...
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Some people on this platform will tell you that dragons are not just big birds but they are wrong. Dragons are birds.
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Had a hard time communicating exactly what I meant in Gwenpool 19, so I did some layouts. Gurihiru fixing my awful art is a real treasure.
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VIDEO: What up, YouTubers!
ME: That person is talking to me, a YouTuber.
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Constantly getting in trouble at Marvel for insisting that Venom’s real name is “Waspider-Manio”
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