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Using a pole to fish out a statue that probably weighs 900 pounds sums up Union Jack twitter tbh.
Loooooollll how funny is this, lads trying to get the statue out today 😭
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I know Kepa is in a dark place rn I’m genuinely worried for his mental health
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Me outside Rihanna’s yard
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Same energy
Congratulations on winning the
@ChampionsLeague
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@SergeGnabry
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We’re so proud of you ❤️
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Wiley was right, there is a double standard on this app cause how is this old fuck still roaming on twitter.
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“the fuck it I’ll say it on camera” kills me every time bruv
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All I’m going to say is if you think Ole is happy with his current squad you’re pretty dense.
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De Gea is statistically the worst keeper in Europe yet people think Maguire is the root of our defensive problems
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Ole’s in a title race with this guy as his starting 9 lmaoo
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Nicolas Jackson in a couple of days
Zlatan... racist? 🤨 He loves me too much so he's the last person I'd think of as racist! Come on, don't joke with that one! 🤣
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“Wallahi Fergie didn’t win a single league title legitimately”
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The difference in mentality & maturity is hilarious. This is what you do as an adult. Take accountable & move forward to make the situation better..
"I overslept and I was late for a meeting" 😅
Marcus Rashford reveals the reason he was benched by his manager Erik Ten Hag...💬
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@TheDesKelly
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Discussing Jorja Smith on Christmas Eve...go and spend time with your family
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people really think football isn’t the greatest sport on earth...
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United’s social media team to Martial
"Hello Bruno, welcome to Manchester United. I'm looking forward to working with you!"
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@AnthonyMartial
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@B_Fernandes8
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#MUFC
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Being a goalkeeper is bare lonely when you concede you’re just there on your ones contemplating the error or goal you’ve conceded
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I’ll never forget Eto’o’s comments about this guy acting up in front of the cameras.
This sums Pep Guardiola up 😳
Raheem Sterling has just scored a hat-trick in a 6-0 FA Cup Final win to complete a domestic treble...
And he still gets a passionate lecture from his boss. Relentless pursuit of excellence.
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Pep after finding out who his daughter is dating
Dele Alli and Pep Guardiola's daughter pictured on lunch date amid relationship rumours
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“No word of a lie I can pull off this pass”
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Lukaku vs De Ligt next season
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Mourinho, Souness & Neville linking up on Pogba if he drops a disasterclass vs Chelsea
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Greenwood needs to close his circle, he’s got some bad mind people around him.
Mason Greenwood filmed inhaling hippy crack weeks before England debut shame
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I’m sorry but how can you watch United week in, week out and come to the conclusion that we don’t have a style of play?
As a Manchester United supporter, Does it bother you Ole has not established a style of play at Manchester United given his time and money spent?
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All I’m seeing is Fabinho being spun in every clip 😭
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Tony Martial was locked in HMP Mourinho for 3 years 😢 we’re getting justice real soon
Anthony Martial’s goals in all competitions since joining Man Utd:
2015/2016 — 17
2016/2017 — 8
2017/2018 — 11
2018/2019 — 12
2019/2020 — 23*
Reached a new level playing as a centre forward. 🇫🇷
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I love Martial but I don’t understand how he hasn’t developed basic movement that’s needed for him to take his game to the next level. Either our coaching staff is shit or he has learning difficulties.
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Yet none of his titles are as iconic or special as José Mourinho’s, that’s crazy.
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There was a 3 point gap between 14th & 5th when Jose took over, it’s really not that impressive.
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Look at Suarez. The difference off-ball movement can make for your teammates.
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Daniel James has more G+A than Perisic in the league
Friendly reminder that a Martial/Rashford - Lukaku - Perišić front three would have won Manchester United the league in 2017/18, but Ed Woodward thought he knew more than a man who's won Four European trophies. 😬
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Mums I thought we copped a cheap beast when he lenged this into the top right corner
📝 — Daniel James is in contention to keep his place in the starting XI on Sunday against Southampton at St Mary’s, a venue where he struck a superb goal in his debut season, despite Jadon Sancho approaching the required match sharpness
#mufc
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[Athletic]
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That touch is absurd
Pablo Fornals made this look incredibly easy 😂
West Ham double their lead at Leicester with another brilliant goal!
Calm and clinical 👌
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Black and white avi FT users think they’re philosophers. You’re just a random person on Twitter with self-entitlement issues and an inflated sense of ego
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Yeah I’m booking a flight to Greece hopefully I can find some evidence to get this guy in jail
Maguire, “Started the game too slow, wasn’t good enough, we weren’t at it.”
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@jezsquires
@UniofOxford
@abubakarfiniin
@OxfordFirstGen
You’re a grown man chatting shit about a teenager who has done very well and got into a top uni. Get a life you bald prick
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“How to become a tyrant” on Netflix is good. I’m waiting for that Jose Mourinho episode
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Buffon trying to chase a CL by joining PSG when they signed Ney & Mbappe and then leaving to rejoin Juve is still funny
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Memphis is in the Champions League Semi Final, Manchester United are in the Europa League Semi Final. Goodnight
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Old Trafford atmosphere was fucking awful btw, all I could hear was the Paris fans for the whole 90mins.
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Maguire has to be one of the most mentally resilient athletes. I’ve never seen him complain or act in a unprofessional manner.
Harry Maguire's mother says that what her son receives has gone "far beyond football" in an Instagram story
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I’ll never forget the CL tie vs Sevilla man. Jose rattled me bares that day then he had the audacity to come out with the football heritage press conference.
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Pogba is getting about 20 pens next season with VAR and guess what? I’m going to love every bit of it.
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AWB obviously isn’t TAA’s level when going forward however he progresses the ball into the final third very well. If we get a RW who will stay high & wide then he isn’t an issue
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He did aswell loool
Nahh, the United podcast host said “you should’ve sent Souness a picture of you with the World Cup trophy” & Pogba said he didn’t know who he was 😭😭
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15 goals in 81 games at leftback. What an unbelievable player Rashford is.
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United fan base is in tatters after two back to back L’s. I’m literally seeing people make the suggestion of selling Pogba as we “play better” without him. Clearly forgetting the October-December period without Pogba last season 🧐
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Man are saying no to Eriksen when we’ve got Lingard, Mata or Pereira potentially lining up for the 10 spot vs Chelsea
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Wow great achievement bro! You backed a manager who disrespected the club and was begging for a sacking so he could get his 18M 👏👏
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@FloraEGill
@NicKeaney
Or how about better sex education curriculum in schools? Porn has a twisted & degrading view of sex & women
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Lool there’s some “Man Utd” fans out there who wants José to succeed at his next club and for us to fail so they could prove a point.
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