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White Morpheus, Twisted Genius, 400 Years of Service
Northumbria
Joined April 2021
This comment and the video are making me cry from laughing.
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“…and then the cat-like creature scratches Padmé and turns her outfit into a crop top.”. “George… you fucking did it again.”
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Things I hated about America as a European tourist:. -Everyone was nice to me. -Everyone had money. -The cheeseburgers were too big.
"How are you?" is thrown around too casually. As a German, I'm not used to exchanging pleasantries with strangers such as cashiers like that. It feels kind of fake to ask a question that no one really wants an honest answer to, but I guess it's part of American social norms.
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Craziest name I’ve ever seen in an obituary. His neighbour shot him for being annoying.
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We gave these guys a million billion dollars and their gear still looks like something the orks in warhammer 40k would use.
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@williamwannaw @NekoHappix It’s got that frame and the one where The Whale passes you the boof
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Fallout The Frontier scolding the player for wanting to join the Enclave but then allowing grooming will never stop being funny.
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People make these posts not realising the medieval guy probably has some mad tasting shit to give you back. Imagine eating a bowl of his perpetual stew.
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THE MIDDLE AGES WEREN’T LIKE THAT
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This is what you would look like if you were German or Spanish.
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@ClubPhotos_ Hi Sarah, haven't seen you since college! Hi Becky, how are your kids? Hi Khoudr'endarc'ziolth'zhira, haven't seen you since you sacrificed that entire village to the Old Gods!.
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@u_m_a_m_i The really messed up part is, it’s completely necessary to play the game this way. A few people need to suffer so your favourites can live a life of luxury.
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This could be you if you did trades instead of going to uni
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The most underrated thing Sam Hyde has ever done is appear in a news report about online dating covered in bronzer with chocolate stained teeth
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I love comparing the way DSP plays games to the way Amelia plays the same games.
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I have never seen a video in such a high quality format on this website before. Sam Hyde single-handedly changed Twitter just to drag Elon through the mud.
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In February 2007, Chris Chan made a PSA video in which he said “Never fight. Compliments will get you fuzzy-wuzzies. War gets you prickly-wicklies.” Shortly after this, he started a war against the Internet which lasted for over 15 years
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@AlaSerSer @Bolverk15 Nah this rumour was around before Sseth made his Morrowind video. In the years after the game's release he has posted some insane shit, like this piece of art
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World Peace has the most accurate depiction of a panic attack in media I’ve seen— this is EXACTLY how it feels.
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@StellaNoxEclair You know what Bloodborne was missing? A cockney child who follows you around and says “Cor blimey! Better dodge that tentacle, guvnor!” during every boss fight
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@Bolverk15 It kinda shocks me that Better Call Saul delivered the same level of quality as Breaking Bad. When it was announced, I fully expected it to be kind of a sellout series capitalising on one of Breaking Bad’s more memeable characters.
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@paez_taitaCh65 I don’t recall the Enclave being racist either. Unless you consider mutant freaks a race.
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@borpis_kree @jameskitchen420 "Bestie you're in college right?"."No I work at ALDI, you know that.".
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@PatSharpie2004 @anarchogondola I think it’s like a kite some caspian steppe child was playing with.
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Working class people 60 years ago had higher verbal IQ than most people living in Britain and Ireland today.
#OnThisDay 1961: Panorama asked whether Irish immigrants should be freely admitted into Britain when Commonwealth citizens were being restricted.
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@LavenderGhast @biggiemanas This is so offensive. Orks are clearly based on English football supporters
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@Nitroid There’s a big mystery surrounding that intro shot. Some claim that James is staring directly at the player and this can be seen by turning the brightness and gamma way up. Lots of people have tried to recreate it but it’s unclear whether it’s real or photoshop trickery
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@funnygamedev It’s like a German fairytale in which Bethesda is a woodland goblin creature who promises unlimited free games, except all those games are the same game.
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@siIIymonkey When I went to Greece they’d always round down their prices for some reason, so if something cost €3.50 they’d say “just give me €3” I don’t think they do that in France though.
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Ethel Cain psychobabble. Even I wouldn’t talk about women this way.
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@regimentle For just $1 you can pay for a Ukrainian schoolboy’s flag patch for when he gets drafted the moment he turns 13.
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This still frustrates me to no end because the mod clearly had extremely talented people working on things like weapons, armour and environments. It even has drivable vehicles. The controversy was entirely the fault of a few bad writers.
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"Grand Admiral, we have the New Republic scum on the run."."The Empire has fallen."."What? But we're winning."."Billions must die."
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@mischiefanimals That’s the laugh of a German mad scientist who just found the solution to his country’s energy crisis.
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@Hbomberguy If you put every file every human has ever downloaded into one torrent, this is what would come out the other end.
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@QuetzalPhoenix A cop pulls over two Romanians. He says “I am looking for 2 car thieves”. The Romanians say “I hope you catch them.”.
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@NRG_DOODLES Right? Some delicious stew untainted by industrial farming and GMOs, in exchange for some shitearse factory made artificially flavoured potato snacks.
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Towards the end of 2009, Chris Chan had abused his webcam so badly his audio and video wouldn’t stop skipping. It made it sound like he was YTPing himself
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@KoshkaBaluga @UpdatingOnRome To be fair the White Cliffs are the first thing they saw and it left such an impression that they called it ‘white land’. It must have been so exciting to speculate on what kind of people and animals would dwell in such a place. But turns out it was all a bit mid after the cliffs
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@uncle_deluge I just remembered a story I read this morning about a man who stabbed a woman to death on a beach in England, because he wanted to know what murder felt like. Not sure what made me think of that.
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@EmblemSnake @orpheaskk How the hell did the upturned nose become a symbol of western beauty? Victorian physiognomy held the Aquiline nose as a marker of power, firmness and intelligence.
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@GetIntimidated I love that the n word was censored the first time but they gave up the second time.
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@ChiseHatoriFan I HATE GREAT MEN OF HISTORY. HISTORY WAS DETERMINED ENTIRELY BY SOCIOECONOMICS. THERE’S NO SUCH THING AS GREAT MEN
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