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But why did phwedo say he last saw mphatso with the headteacher, this guy was a serial liar😂😂
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Ndione mene ntayendele usiku uno ndikuyankhulani
Where can i find brand new cookers a ma plate ngati awa in Lilongwe/Blantyre? (for not more than MK 1.1 mita )..
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Bro was doing 3 shows a day for this wow👏
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This n*gga should be the last person celebrating having sugar in his house
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Kumusungunula squash mogwilizana ndi economy😅
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Ineyo chimene Krazie amachezela ndanthu awawa sindichivetsa, he's too respected to be around anthu oti their IQ is less than room Temperature
Ku a'ba.lè si mmenekulili😂😂😂😂 mawa atha kutulutsa album
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This n*gga can't even manage his own calories but he thinks he can manage to rule a Country lol
Ndikuona ngati 2025 tonse tidzangosuta Chamba ndikuwavotero bwana wa 😂
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My crush just posted this, now we wait for the donor kaneko tipitilize macheza💀😂😂
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We live in a Country where someone who follows Road Rules when driving is called "osatha galimoto" ati "ma lenala awa"😂😂
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Tipaseni mwayi wantchito ku Office kwanu olo u Cleaner, as long as i get to see you everyday😭
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The replies under this post and one would think everyone on twitter is a genius but luckily we know y'all in real life mbuli zachabechabe.
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Pali ada ena pano he's always tweeting and has like 3000 followers koma kumapezeka 3 hours kutha no reply, no like eeh zimandikhudza and I'm always retweeting for the brotherhood😂👊
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Vuto mukufuna muzikunga ma tweet oti aziyenda ma status zikuchedwesani, tiyeni tizingocheza chabe apa
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yoo how did toast even find out she could shake ass like that, like did they just meet and he was like "can you shake ass?"😂😂🙌
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Mankhwala a iti ndichani kuti tifeletu tonse tisazaonekeso, asking for mandem
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From here we should have gone bigger and better koma kuli zii
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Imagine how bad DPP was and this Administration somehow managed to make DPP look like the good guys, that's how bad these guys have failed
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Nabapo ichi ndili standade 5 kuvaya nacho kugeli kukachidyela Chips, mandasi etc kunapezeka kudeni ndakabwezaso 270 kwacha😂😂
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4 days in office and he still hasn't done anything, we're watching you.
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Ambuye olo ganyu omalandila 47 sauzande patsiku palibe vuto
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Wasn't Classick like below 8k at the beginning of this year, two songs released and his numbers are up already people really love this guy
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Ineyo munthu ophweketsa Peaky blinders amangondionekela ngati mutu wake sugwila
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Chips cha 2 sauzande ngati ena ake angokusiyila kuti umalizitse eeh
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Chisale anakalibe nda pule kodi??😂😂😂
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Stop stealing pictures from Malawi, this is Mangochi
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I miss those days munthu amakhala walemela akapeza 1 million
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N*gga look at you, you can't even spoil yourself but you want someone's daughter?? just do yourself a favour and chase the bag first.
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Bingu a Villain?? Are you 12 or some
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Anthu ambili ndosowadi zochita ku Malawi kuno, like a grown ass person was really waiting for Jetu's downfall?? Lmao😂😂😂
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People in this Country are so funny, we have more people angry that Jetu went off script on a live than when K6bn inasowa ku ministry of Health😂😂
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Am i the only one who has never heard any Emmie Deebo song??
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There are people who need to be at work before 6 am and they do make it before 6 am while receiving only 70k a month by the way, when they were applying for the jobs they knew that the jobs were underpaying ones it shouldn't be used as an argument for incompetence.
Embarrassing
Cheap theatrics to look active
Shes late because they are all overworked & underpaid
all the resources they are supposed to have to make them have just even the basic job satisfaction are diverted to those whole steal from government coffers by your colleagues
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I was once this guy i don't recommend it suphuzila umangokhalila kuona nthawi kuti ukaimbe belu
This guy was so powerful back then,
He was part of school Management,and He couldn't be touched.
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Got a new Neighbor a month ago and i was like oh a guy still living with his Mom in his late 20s, just found out today that the woman he's living with is his wife
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If you're still living with your parents and you're not financially stable stay with them for as long as possible save the little money that you earn to invest and use some at home until you know you can live on your own osatengela zachigulugulu kapena kusaka venue chabe
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Komano leaking a Dm just to win an argument seems so Childish tbh but what do i know.
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Mponela might be the same size as Area 25 but has more hotels and lodges than Lilongwe😂😂
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Salary ya civil servant angoyichedwetsa pang'ono, nsima slander kuli zii lmao
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Twitter Circle iliyose situpezekapo who I'm i really interacting with😂😭😭
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Ever since i stopped gambling my life has been so much better.
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Nah this pic is confirmation that we're winning tonight damn🌝
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Munthu akakutumizila ma Vacancy kumachita kuyambila kuona kae ma qualifications omwe akufuna before kuona Position kukana kutaya nthawi😂😂
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Ku Immigration olo munthu oti sukudziwa, ukangofika umangodziwilatu kuti kumalo kuja ndikuno lili khwimbi lawanthu
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Pork has the best stake than any meat and you can argue that with your Ancestors.
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Having Kamuzu Banda on our banknotes and having a holiday celebrating him shows how unserious we are as a Country. His regime murdered many Malawians and put some in Prison for just speaking up against him, his Face should be nowhere near any bank notes
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This is how Malawians during Kamuzu reign thought Kamuzu was getting info from everywhere
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Fanbase ya spe ndiyachimidzi fanbase yantundu wanji yosalola criticism and opinions kamoyo ngati MCP ya Kamuzu fotseki
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This Movie just brought back so many memories from boarding school, what a movie👏
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Just hang in there babe I'm hustling for both of Us real quick🌝
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Eeh women can be so cruel when they don't like you, this other time i would call my crush like 2 times and she wouldn't answer then I'd wait thinking she'd call back but nah a day of waiting would turn into a week until i learnt my Lesson
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Everyone wanted Arsenal to win the League until y'all started talking like you run things around here😂😂
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VN ya 4 seconds, ati "zikuti bwanji mbali imeneyo?"
Osamatumizilana ma VN pa zinthu zoti mukhoza kungopanga type.
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Ineyo mutandiuza kuti munthu oti sadziwa Great Angels choir or Ndirande Anglican Voices ndi red frag ndikuvetsetsani koma Maverick City anthu akunja?? aah i can even assure you that even anthu okonda kupemphela kwambili kumalawi kuno ambili sawadziwa awo
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Ma beib ena mukumapanga ma tweet ofoila kenako munthu akapanga question zomwe munenazo muzilimbana ndikumunyoza maonekedwe ake ati "is that you on your profile?", kamoyo kopusa.
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Numbers never lie😂😂
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I just saw a status of this other hun apologising to her friend for wishing her "happy birthday" in the evening, No wonder most female friendships don't last wtf is this😂😂😭
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Arsenal and Liverpool really thought we're gonna win the title for them, suprise suprise mfs
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Realising your parents are getting old and you haven't really done anything with your life despite all the support they gave you
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Bayern just chilling after reaching a quater final, meanwhile Arsenal😭😭
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Nthawi zina kumangozigulilako Koko kapena Fanta passion opanda chifukwa
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