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Hello people, i hereby present to you EXCEL Students Consultancy Agency!🔥
Check out our services and reach out to us, we will definitely help you.
#ExcelAndSucceed
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Mukumasamba koma?
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Guys, kumapemphela. God really does wonders! Am in tears mahn!😭🔥
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Chilima introduced Airtel Money? Wow, what an invention. 🔥I hope he PATENTED that. Achina Sean, Elizabeth and Mama Mary afile ma benefits.
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Some woman just sent me a message on FB asking for my dad's number. Went through her TL ndapeza its full of ma pics akamwana kakadzi, roughly 2 years old. I swear tikufanana.💀
Don't know if i should enquire more or basi ndingowapasa number yo athane okha.😂
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Complaining to the Malawi government about shortage of fuel, high cost of living and unemployment be like:
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A minute of silence to all those who are not on twitter and think bundle yawathela or network is tripping.
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Whole country is in a frenzy coz of some small 'GOSSIP.'
Koma tikati tikambe za Cost-Benefit Analysis and Financial Literacy mu SPACE mungopezeka anthu 4 sichoncho?😂
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Ras CHIKOMENI choosing his MOTHER as his running mate will forever be iconic.😂🔥
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Visited my granny today and she made sure i had this treat! A pure Tumbuka dish! (breakfast)😍🔥'Vimbofya na skyabá!'👍
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Kuphika ndiwo opanda anyezi always feels like I've committed a crime.😂
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I don't buy the idea yolemela ku Malawi then nkukadyela dollar zako kunja. Mahn, konkuno nde kobheba. Chuma chimakoma kumadyela kuli amphawi. 😂
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Celebrity hun wopanda ma scandal ku Malawi kuno ndi KIM OF DIAMONDS yekha.
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''Greatest Malawian Movie!'' shouts barely 2 days after its release.
Iyiyi maguy ndi banger!🔥😂
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I was overwhelmed by the feedback i got from this tweet. Upon consultation, i decided to create a Twitter Prayer group for all of us to benefit. We will also be having a twitter space from 7:00-7:30 PM on Monday & Wednesday. Our first session is Today. You are welcome. 👍
Looking for a PRAYER partner. We should be sharing Bible verses and praying for at least 15 minutes every Monday and Wednesday. My DM is open. 👍
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Unfortunately, Malawians go to school to pass exams and not to gain knowledge.
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Ndekuti maguy ovepha ku Multichoice Malawi ntchito ziwathela? Unemployment measures drastically increasing, T fo tuff.
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Looking for a PRAYER partner. We should be sharing Bible verses and praying for at least 15 minutes every Monday and Wednesday. My DM is open. 👍
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Conspiracy theorists bout to work overtime on this Chilima issue. Politically, its not looking good for our country.
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Brian Banda and that Wonderful guy have been exceptional. >>>>>
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2 months gone without talking to her.
I used to pray for times like these. >>>>>>
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Zibwenzi ndiza anthu andalama😂
I have learnt my lesson y'all!
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Mwana wabwana tinamugayila ngumbi, lero watupa nkhope nkutuluka rash, ati ma allergy.💀
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Zokhumudwisa nde zinali zambili but i aint gonna dwell much on that.
Lemme brag my 2023 Wins...
A thread;
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Man, COMPOSURE is the greatest diss track to have ever come out of AFRICA!
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Zimangowona kuvuta but every child deserves to be raised by both parents. Hence, i wouldn't recommend a divorce, sort out your issues, let your kids grow up in a good environment.
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A$AP is in too. Dissed a nigga over his baby mama while currently with DRAKEs worst fumble, badGIRLriri.😂
AUBREY is facing a 5 front war. 😭😭😭
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Anyamata ovala ma crocs a3K sitingalowelele nawo nkhani zama slides a40K. 😂
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Just lost my grandma.😭😭😭
Fuck this thing called 'death.'🥲💔
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Anthu mmacheza zichani ndi abambo anu? Coz ine nde the only time i have a good conversasion with my father ndekuti tukambilana zampilatu.
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Zomapanga screenshot akakutumizila ndalama zija nzachimidzi.
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LMAO, its 2024 and my country people are saying they will resume the search for the country's VP tomorrow at 6AM. 😭
Malawi is a simulation. Someone stop the experiment.
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SPE is that type of artist oti discography yake ikhoza kukwana nyimbo 5 thousand. Mahns akhoza kumatulusa nyimbo daily atafuna.😂
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Adulthood is a scam maguy. The responsibilities are too much.😂
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Akazi owakwatila ndomwewa tili nayo mma University wa. At least timawaziwa zochitika zawo. I honestly don't see myself being committed to someone i meet ku world, then pretend i'll know her and everything will be fine for the rest of my life. Hell naw.💀
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Anthu ama iPhone amayesetsa atengeko screenshot ya phone yawo everyday ationetse😂
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A rare picture of me chilling with all the hoes people be claiming that i have:
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I remember the first day we met her she was tweeting mobisa. 😂😂😂Tinamutulukila and ankakana kupeleka handle yake.
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Don't forget to lie to those who ask you too many personal questions!
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Multichoice withdrawing its services from Malawi reminds me of how i also withdrew from our relationship after months of perseverance. Our love should have be mutual & beneficial but you made it look exploitative. Anyway, i'll look for greener pastures, tell ya mama i miss her.
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Za uhule/mabanja avutawa aside, nkhani yoti Northern part ya Lake Malawi tabesa kwa TZ tikambe liti? 💀
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Riffle Dynamic did it better but y'all ain't ready for this conversation!💀
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Nde ukhale kuti ukudyedwa kwambiri koma none of the boys kukuikako WCW Eh tufff😭😭💀
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Everytime i see tweets bout Malawian public universities vs private universities :
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Komanso our AVIATION department izitolele. I remember some guy complained. He boarded a flight that landed at Mzuzu Airport without comms with the ground guys. Ati anatela mwa freestyle. 😂
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SPE wapanga release project pa 1 monga landlord. Ma tenant nonse mu industry tapelekani rent. 😂
#DNDSPE
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Chilima was a UNITED fan? Damn. Rest well bro. The UNITED way!🔥
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Man'dem looks like Alipo.
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Mwatumiza kale ka ''Dear Sir/Madam....APPLICATION FOR THE POST OF?''
Tavungani osafowoka.
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''Kulimbikila ndi kusafowoka ngati Astro Shumba on Lady Aika and Man Phyzo on his music career, AMEN.''
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I'm afraid achina Young LT, Amaro and co. really set the bar too high for cyphers in Malawi. That 2015 Poly Cypher will always be undefeated. These new cyphers are below average.
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Went to buy 9 tins ampunga penapake koma ogulisa anali ambili. Pitani pa amayi ena ake & guess what she said, ''Ungogula tin imodzi imodzi from all of us, tonse tisangalale.''
Its 2024, and business personnel are this selfless. I am impressed by these Ngonde people.🙌
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Komano there is nothing wrong with being a bar girl. Sizoti onse amakhala mahule.
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Mabodza nde kusata bhobo koma mayeso kukupetani. Ma SUPP semester iliyonse.
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Was chilling with this other mzungu. She asked me, ''what kind of pets do Malawians like to keep?'' Ndamuuza NDONDOCHA.
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Kungoyenda 100 meters, spray wasiya kununkhila amwene😭this weather!
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Sex is fun but love's a different story. Love is a disease with different phases. Anxiety when you find it, fear of losing it, depression when it leaves you.
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Somebody said Luscious Banda died before Chilima Kona amadikila.
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Laz is lying. Its written all over his face and body language.
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Ndili mwana ndinkaona ngati anthu osuta chamba ndolowelela. Eeeh pepani maguy, inali nthawi yakusaziwa.😂
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Waxy Kay would've been the Eli Njuchi of Hiphop koma chibwana. Mahns had Malawi music by the scraff of the neck. Dunno what went wrong.
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