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My own protest is distancing myself from anything and anyone in that evil association. Since my vote doesn't count that's the one thing I have that Tinubu can't take from me. I will end that relationship, I will burn that bridge.
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You see that Igbo Catholic aesthetic where the man is plain and simple but the woman is basically Beyonce? I want it and I will have it.
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The women in your income level are doing better than you financially because they're not spending money on men. Thats it. Thats the great mystery.
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Around this time last year, I made a playlist of over 300 songs a person would like (off recommendations from her friends), put the barcode of the playlist on a bracelet and gave it to someone on her birthday.
This person forgot my own birthday.
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there's no offspring of anybody that has ever governed Ogun State that deserves empathy. if e like make e be say them born am with cerebral palsy.
Gbenga Daniels son tweeted about how he couldn’t get into KFC because he can’t use the stairs, people bashed the man and his daddy, even when that particular person deserved empathy.
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lmfao for lagos wey “crescent” go be straight road?
Bistro means 'a small inexpensive restaurant'
Lagos definitely has its own set of rules and thesaurus, because what my eyes have seen on my Receipt hmm....
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"don't have no beef" from Onipanu is craaaazzy
The crazy thing is me and dwarf home girl don’t have no beef. We cordial asl last time I met her at south even introduced her to my mans and she was jumpy asl to say what’s up. So what’s the tea girl
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Lol whole time she was cheating aggressively. If I see any Nnewi babe in heaven I'm leaving.
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one day the children that yahaya bello paid their ivy league college fees when they were still in primary school will emerge as popular figures and one famzer will say they worked hard for it because they follow them on socials 🙏
Nigerian politicians can steal the country into penury but somehow, we are supposed to believe their kids don't benefit from it.
This is A1 clownery.
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@Oluuuu_
You just know she's going to have 3 full page pictures in the Harvest brochure. She go show pass Parish Priest sef
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Commissioner of Justice/Attorney General of Lagos State when Funsho Williams died: Yomi Osinbajo.
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Another important feature is the plenty children. Minimum of 4 🙏
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You'll send ChiChi 5k airtime, chest 10k bill from Ngozi, send Chowdeck to Abigail Nysc, buy shawarma for Tope Unilag, book room to knack Angel that is next on your roster. They aren't doing all that
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@Kpono_Abasi
your name suggests you're from either Cross River or Akwa Ibom. so Victor Attah or Godswill Akpabio or Ben Ayade's child will come and ask you for empathy and you'll give. because you're Pope Francis.
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It would be crazy if our birthdays far. Bro na 9 days separate am.
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You people really want me to cast that I'm a lover boy. Okay.
It was her 21st and the idea was a playlist of songs that spanned across that timeframe that she loves/loved/forgotten that she loved.
Two decades of music. 300 is small but yeah that's why.
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Dont send any babe money this July. Post any babe that you ordinarily would send cash till the end of the month and note down the amount. See how much the figure is on the 31st
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Don’t let anybody tell you Joeboy’s album isn’t the best out of Nigeria so far this year.
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This one was an Enugu babe sha and it's an isolated event because Enugu women are as good as Igbo women can get (which if you think about it, isn't that good). The enemy is still Anambra babes 👍
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It's been well over a year so it's funny now but omo when e sup. Lol. Thank God sha.
My advice if you're dating an Anambra babe; cheat in advance. You'd be grateful you did👍
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This woman represents MazaMaza. Yes. The first place they found COVID Palliatives being hoarded. That place. On top of it she says this. Ok o.
"They (Nigerian youths) are high on drugs all the time, most of them. They go to social media to do all sorts of things." - Lagos lawmaker, Mojisola Alli-Macauley, on recent events in the state.
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Abiola was one of the richest men on the continent in 1993, 40 years later his children are brown nosing so they can eat. There's a lesson in there.
Abiola pikin just dey hustle hungrily since 2015. The thing get as e be 🤦♂️
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@chydymmarh
That's why you shouldn't do it.
#250
birthday card from Eastern Shop👍. If you too love am send am 1k recharge card
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@TomiwaTemilayo
you were not alive when Bisi Onabanjo governed Ogun State and tha you had to go as far back as before Buhari's coup to counter my point is shameful.
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@Mickyiv4
Probably because she left school with a decent amount in savings while people like the jobless young man was paying for her meals from his own pocket money that he should've saved.
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Zikoko will interview 8 women that chose marriage over careers and 6 will regret it terribly
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Nobody. We no get anyone you people are the winners abeg ✋
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Somebody held a sign saying MY LAGOS, NOT YOUR LAGOS. Then kept quiet when a few days later, people were put in the hospital for "looking Igbo" and I should extend grace to that person? Gtfoh.
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I feel like our own now na to educate the street. There's no going back. Like Seun Kuti said the streets have started talking and they're speaking the language they know, we need to find a way to get them on our side
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Chibuike Rotimi Amaechi. Igbo name, Yoruba name but from neither of those tribes. The Unifier. I will be there no matter what.
Imagine voting for Tinubu because Yoruba kini kan then a man called Amaechi becomes your president 😭😭
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ikpeazu and Theodore orji's sons are still using the money their fathers stole to fulfill their life goal of sleeping with every thick girl south of the Niger river.
Milan today, Paris tomorrow, my state governor's daughter, is a lifestyle and travel content creator . I have not seen a video where she said what she does for work
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@Anambra_girl
Their bp is always high for no reason. Steady scared that someone will steal their babe.
Like Uncle rest, yes she's cheating but nobody is stealing her from you. No babe go fumble their japa ticket smh
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Moshood Salvador? APC chieftain? Yes, he is. Aggressively.
Me wey nova chop three square meals, my dad is stealing money 🤣
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Burna didn't even try to do Amapiano. Just gave us straight gbedu no need for trends. Kilometre na jam pls.
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Just use their younger brother at home to do small example and see how they'll start taking deep breaths
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All man dey distracted with ball and you move like this on the TL. All for what my black brother?
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This is the video they'll show to impressionable 16-18yo boys that will make them think they're joining A, till they enter and see WXYZ.
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INEC officials came as late as 4pm in a lot of areas across the SE. It isn't low voter turnout, it's systematic disenfranchisement
2.1 million people Registered but only 468,891 people voted. Again, I’m fundamentally disappointed in my State
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Yesterday was a fucking trip bruh. Liquorose, Stanley Okoro and Odumodu were my highlights. Also the hype babe>>>>>>>>>
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This is why it was 300 😭😭
You people really want me to cast that I'm a lover boy. Okay.
It was her 21st and the idea was a playlist of songs that spanned across that timeframe that she loves/loved/forgotten that she loved.
Two decades of music. 300 is small but yeah that's why.
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The problem still points to the American education system. He probably doesn't know what West Africans look like. I'm sure in his mind he thinks Lupita and Tacko Fall are West African
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Was it worth denying the lekki massacre for? Man sold his soul and didn't gain the world. Wasteman.
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What are their names? That whiteboard you give innocent students to hold wasn't available? Where are their mugshots?
EFCC Arrests 14 Suspected Vote Buyers in Imo, Bayelsa, Kogi States
…. Intercepts N11,040,000
Operatives of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC, have arrested 14 (Fourteen) suspected vote buyers in Otueke, Adawari playgrounds in Bayelsa State and at various
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She didn't deny, she didn't apologize, straight to gaslighting and guilt tripping him. Imagine the kind of manipulation that would've gone on I that relationship abeg.
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Same women that will watch a man raise another person's child for decades?
One of the most wicked things I've seen women do to a man that likes them is asking him to drop them in the house of a guy she likes or having sexual relations with.
Sometimes, the mumu would be outside waiting while she is getting pounded 😭 or she releases you to go home 😭😭
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i remember when we had a first lady that would see young nigerian blood being shed and would WEEP. LOUDLY AND ON AIR. they used to make fun of her accent.
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It's still us that organized nationwide protest sha. It's your mates that are frustrating our efforts to make this country work and while all of this is happening see what you're here doing. Old man.
People that can't accurately name their wards want to recall a House of Representatives member.
The delusion of the grandeur.
Twitter superpower.
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Pardi was you people's model bad bitch boyfriend. Let his babe do any and everything. Didn't mind when his babe was shaking ass for the whole world, tattooed "Feminist" on his arm in solidarity.
When e burst say the babe was sleeping with everybody una still laugh am
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True true them no born you for Yankee. This is as Nigerian as it gets lmfaoo
This morning was busy but left with new whip💫
More love, less ego. Christ is king 🦅🤍
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Bruh.
@Ikugar
that started in front of all of us here on Twitter is in the UEL. Bro. Congratulations!! Jesus!!
There will be 17 Nigerian representatives in the UEFA Europa Conference League next season; the most of any European competition.
Who do you think has the best chance of winning it ? 🤔
#UECL
#EaglesTracker
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I'm actually married but we can make space for Imo and Kaduna😭
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That's a man that knows how Nigeria works and is determined to get to the top. There are/have been countless.
An Igbo brother reverted to Islam in Karaye NYSC Camp, Kano State, changed his name to Yusuf.
Masha Allah, welcome to the religion of truth and peace brother.
May Allah accept your Islam and reward you with the highest level in Paradise. We love you ❤
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Person wey do film for album wey she do for another film. You say she no promote.
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When Obaseki said the new naira note policy was foolish, Garba Shehu launched a similar attack. We know who lied.
PRESS STATEMENT
ELECTIONS ARE OVER: A CALL FOR GOVERNOR GODWIN OBASEKI TO SHOW MORE STATESMANSHIP
The statement credited to Edo State Governor, Godwin Obaseki, which was used as the lead front page story in Thisday Newspaper of today (Thursday, August 24, 2023) did not come to
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Igbo people had to evacuate Lagos because they annulled an election that two Yoruba men contested in 1993. It's not new.
Two Yoruba people are running for the seat, however they are pushing an anti-igbo propaganda. This has been the most baffling thing about this whole elections
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Medical students make wayyyy too much noise for people that don't have CGPA
When I saw People reacting weird to someone reading 13 hours a day was when I realized this Medical profession ain’t it.
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You guys, we aren’t making enough noise about the abuja six (including Tosin ) & Eromosole who was picked up from Lagos and transferred to Abuja . The legal team is doing all they can but we need to fight online to keep the pressure. Those guys can’t suffer for this
#EndSARS

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As we're documenting and writing, let's not forget songs. Please sing about the 20th of October, 2020.
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so you stopped talking to your friend but continued talking to the married man that wanted to sleep with both of you 😭
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Lol I see why they did a U turn on the cameras.
If people watched proceedings they'd know that LP kept complaining that INEC wasn't providing necessary documents, but now they're lambasting LP on live TV like they don't know. Omo.
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2015 wey Jonathan commot, boys dey tear 2010, 2012 cars steady.
2022, 8 years of Buhari, person wey tear 2014 now na big boy.
Una still dey talk say make we make Tinubu or Dimeji Bankole presido 😭
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I've had female friends I didn't want to sleep with sha. And they were very attractive, made everybody look at me like some kind of fool😭😭
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The beauty of being Nigerian is in the number. They're just so many of us that there are people for every kind of person.
Were bad boys ever a fad in Nigeria?
All my life, Girls were always available because I was soft-spoken and academically inclined.
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@Anambra_girl
Lmaooo yes, but their fear is that one Odogwu will see their baby and use money to collect her.
Meanwhile it's one Chinedu in 300L accounting that's shining her congo in his (very hot) self con every other day.
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Please don't leave Enugu. Be around so that when Chikooke Edeoga is given his mandate you'll see the jubilation on the streets with your own eyes. God and Men have rejected you and your evil association. Rest.
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Imagine being an indigenous Lagosian, say from Badagry and a thug from Ekiti beats you up and flogs you with came because you look Igbo. Bruh.
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Lmao when you carry your 2:1 in Mass Comm from Nsukka to apply for OAP job in Lagos and everybody in the lobby is speaking "innit" you'll know.
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Because human rights are not rewards for good behaviour. Everyone, even people that do terrible things, is entitled to theirs.
Am I missing something? Why am i seeing tweets of people gathering support for a man who always fuels tribal disunity here?
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the evil genius Abba Kyari would’ve thought up a way to silence us since day 2 or so but he ain’t here no mo. that’s word to ms rona.
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@the_goodhead
You'll be the freshest soccer mom out there. With the latest Sienna, full option.
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I just remembered that Asuu said the sex for grades punishment was "too strict" and I laughed out loud
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So they will end SARS, sack IGP, try and prosecute accused officers and you think at least one police officer won't start pulling politicians down with him?
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@ugwumcee
any squad of baddies you know wey never chill with one or both of those boys, it's either they're new on campus or them no too dey hot. doesn't matter if it's Enugu, Owerri, Awka, Umuahia, Abakiliki or PH. they'll find you.
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The older generation is useless. They love what we're doing but they can't help us. They are broken. The military broke them and many of them are still living with PTSD. They can't help us
#EndSARS
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Allow Rinu to collect her sitting allowance and go. She has been moving shady since this thing started so just free her abeg, she was the most likely to sell out first.
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Ask the people disagreeing with this what countries they think constitute West Africa and you'd come face to face with the farce that is American education. They think it's Congo and Sudan we're talking about.
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Kussman twitter had a good run but ratio time is over, go and read
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There's only one Christian denomination that consistently speaks out about persecution Christians are facing in this country but they say we worship Mary so we're bad
I think it's
@bolu_ay
who reminds us weekly that as Nigerian Christians we're simply not angry enough at the violence our fellow Christians face. We act like it doesn't exist. We don't talk about it.
Now these people are talking about one phobia. If I knock everybody's forehead
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Men in women dominated fields
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If Seun Kuti and Noname make a baby, omo. The world isn't ready for that level of Woke.
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Iyin said every family should strive to earn in dollars to cushion the effect. Then pay tax. So they'll use the tax money to do more of this.
FG to spend N6.9 billion on cars for First Lady’s Office and Presidential Villa
The Federal Government has budgeted over N6.9 billion on procurement of vehicles for the State House, with the Office of the First Lady receiving N1.5 billion.
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@Feyisparkles
@fineGyaldemi
They can either:
Rape/molest you if you're a babe
Report you to NDLEA and implicate you
Record you acting out and spin a narrative of you being a drug addict
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All the guys are saying they can relate to babes being like this, all the babes are swearing that they've never moved this way.
Neo — I’m done, i want to move on
Tolanibaj — This thing that you want to quit, I’m not quitting it o. You can quit it on your own side. This is just one of the many obstacles that we will overcome
#bbnaija
#bbnaijaallstars
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"Ashawo wey marry, na holiday she go"
-Benin Proverb
A friend of mine who resides in Abuja, is presently in dilemma. He just found out that his newly wedded wife, was into “runs.” “How did he find out?” You may be wondering. Well, he went thru her cell phone, & read a chat between her, & her friend, & saw where they’d a discourse…
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Favorite demographic in the gym is babes that were fine their whole lives, got married had a baby and are trying to bring back the old days
You can tell a nigga who started coming to the gym because his doctor said he's gonna die 😂
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