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@jonathanmb32
One of these films is an absolute masterpiece and the other one is called ‘Twister’.
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@joerussotweets
Why is everyone so obsessed with running times? A story unfolds in the amount of time that it needs to.
Just because everyone has ADD these days and can’t stay away from their phone for 2-3 hours, doesn’t mean that filmmakers need to abbreviate their visions.
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@psychotronica_
That’s Kevin Tighe from ‘Roadhouse’ and one of the greatest episodes of ‘Tales From the Crypt’ entitled “Cutting Cards”.
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@TheCinesthetic
I’ve never watched a Twilight movie and I never will, but everything I’ve seen him in since then has been pretty damn impressive.
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Rest in peace to Mars Williams, saxophonist for the
@pfurs
seen here performing “Pretty In Pink” at the
@saltshedchicago
on 9/24/23.
#MarsWilliamsRIP
#ThePsychedelicFurs
#crizzvidz
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@movieboy69
Great and fun is debatable as far as I am concerned, but I feel like the only justifiable nomination was for Billie Eilish and her brother.
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@consequence
So brave of Consequence to step up and defend that poor little independent film that grossed over a billion dollars.
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@gii_xoxo69
Mom says Vicks Vapo-Rub in each nostril helps with the congestion. This season has been brutal though.
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@cevangelista413
It’s definitely worth $4.99 a month, especially considering you can also watch ‘Halt and Catch Fire’, one of the most underrated television shows of all time.
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@TheCinesthetic
Based on his penmanship, I think you forgot to leave out the words “11 year old” Quentin Tarantino…
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@infatuation
Brutal winter? Sounds like it was written by someone who didn’t live in Chicago this past year.
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@Barnold1993
@Variety
Well first you have to be nominated by a selection committee in Hollywood. Should you choose to accept the honor, yes there is a service fee involved which involves the installation, ceremony and maintenance of your star, but that isn’t the same thing as buying it.
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@Chicago_History
Yeah, McKinley Park for sure. That Target sign on the left means you are facing north.
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@soit_goes
The show primarily takes place in The Loop, of course it’s going to show establishing shots and montages of the area in which the story unfolds. People always got a find something to bitch about though.
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Grateful to have bore witness to last night’s mystical, psych, freak-out performance at
@thaliahallchicago
by
@circuitdesyeux
and friends.
#CircuitDesYeux
#JackieLynn
#ThaliaHallChicago
#crizzvidz
#disspics
@ Thalia Hall
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RT
@TheRickWilson
: Lauren Boebert going down harder than Donald Trump on the Mar a Lago waffle station.
😂🙌
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@FreddyInSpace
Personally I don’t think it was a disaster, but it was definitely the weakest season as far as writing and acting goes.
If MAX was a thing back when Season 1 aired, I think the overall ratings numbers wouldn’t be favoring Night Country.
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@SashaGrey
My sincerest condolences to you and your family. I hope you feel well enough to attend the services.
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@lightintheattic
For me, it only took one album arriving from
@lightintheattic
yesterday, to get that very same reaction.
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@LizWolfeReason
Neutral Milk Hotel is another 90’s indie rock band like Magnetic Fields, who not only have aged well but they are also still highly beloved.
They sure are setting the bar pretty low these days for who can be considered a music journalist. Absolutely clueles.
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@romyreiner
Two of the best dramatic series of the last decade that absolutely need to be seen, ‘The Leftovers’ and ‘Halt and Catch Fire’.
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Uber makes my commute easier when CTA busses aren't running on time & I don't wanna smell the stinky folks on the L...
#ChiCouncil
#WhyIRide
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Here’s a jazzy excerpt from last night’s magical set by
@makayamccraven
and friends at the South Shore Cultural Center.
#MakayaMcCraven
#Chicago
#crizzvidz
@ South Shore Cultural Center
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@afjrb
@joerussotweets
Your reply makes no sense. If it’s a “great movie”, running time shouldn’t matter. How is spending an extra 30 minutes with a story that you are already enjoying a negative?
Just admit you have a child’s attention span & that you’d rather be playing video games or scrolling IG.
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@THR
Only because MAX is currently more popular than HBOGO was back in the day.
Season 4 was easily the worst of the bunch, which is a bummer seeing how you had an Oscar winning actress in the lead and fed her horribly written dialogue to recite.
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@BartWinklerShow
@nbcsnl
Bart, you clearly have horrible taste and don’t understand the difference between what’s funny and what’s NOT funny.
Dismukes has got to be someone’s nephew or is giving Lorne handjobs, because he doesn’t have a talented bone in his boring ass vanilla teenage body.
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GENTLY TAKE MY SKULL FOR A RIDE: *FILMMAKING IS A CHANCE TO LIVE MANY LIFETIMES...
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@ChicagosMayor
I’m an atheist and don’t believe in fairytales. You better not be spending any of the money I pay in taxes on this nonsense.
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@FANGORIA
Having a hard time accepting the words “creative” and ‘Halloween’ in the same sentence. This franchise is so played out and has been for decades.
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@trapezoidmouth
I hope that you’re kidding, otherwise you might want to schedule that eye exam. 🤓
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@official_enya
I don’t know what she said, but I bet it was ethereal and beautiful. RIP dear sweet Sinéad.
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@deanbphillips
Not impressed Dean-o. Sharing the brain farts of a scumbag date-rapey Republican will not gain you the support you are seeking and needing. Wtf were you thinking?
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@TheCinegogue
Intermissions are for children with ADD. Stay home and watch TikTok if a movie is too long for you.
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@FANGORIA
That’s fine if HBO is happy with Lopez’s end results, but there are so many other talented filmmakers out there that it would be cool to see someone else get a shot at the next season. Rotate them shits!
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Performing alongside
@makayamccraven
and friends a few nights back,
@nubya_garcia
on sax was definitely another standout of the show.
#NubyaGarcia
#MakayaMcCraven
#UniversalBeings
…
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@pattbb8
‘Michael Clayton’ is indeed a great film, but definitely not a masterpiece like those other three listed.
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5 Pornstars to Get to Know Me.
1) Sasha Grey
2) Jenna Jameson
3) Kobe Tai
4) Tera Patrick
5) Traci Lords
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That time I spotted Emmy award winner Ben Whishaw chilling on a bench (middle) at the
@maxrichtermusic
show in Chicago.
#WhishawWednesday
#disspics
@ Harris Theater for Music and Dance
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@RetroNewsNow
I would snort, smoke or ingest any substance Kristy Swanson peer pressured me into. She is one of the all-time hottest yet highly underrated TV/ movie babes.
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@Chicago_History
Steak ‘N Egger in Pilsen. They used to call me Mr. Hot Turkey when I walked in, because it was the only thing I ordered for a long time.
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@soneall89
Haven’t seen the movie with Teyana Taylor yet, but I don’t think Margot Robbie and Natalie Portman belong in this conversation based on their performances. Julianne Moore is more deserving imho.
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@curtisisbooger
@GlennGCaron
I just watched this episode earlier tonight. This show is so comforting to me. 🤍
During the original run, I had all of the episodes of ‘Moonlighting’ recorded onto VHS tapes and rewatched them countless times.
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@j_smithcameron
@RoseNyborg
Handled with total rationality and selflessness. J. Smith-Cameron could not be any classier. 🙌
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@coenesqued2
Back in 1992 at Columbia College in Chicago, my Introduction to Film instructor showed us this movie and I’ve been a fan ever since.
The lighting and shadows in this wonderful little film are top-notch.
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@JoyAnnReid
Be sure to watch the sequel ‘Futureworld’ when you have absolutely nothing better to do.
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@donwinslow
A lot can happen in four years Don, including someone changing their opinion on certain matters or people.
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@IndieWire
Bowen Yang certainly isn’t the first gay male cast member of SNL. How ‘bout this feller?
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@tj_mackey432
This is easily one of Scorsese’s most underrated films. I’ve watched it at least once a year since it came out.
Newman is legendary here reprising the role of Fast Eddie. 🎱
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@trapezoidmouth
If you’re on an iPhone, you can just screen record your video and then go back and edit it down.
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@rejaniced
Believe me, I live a few blocks away from one and you are absolutely not missing anything.
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@AmericanHussy
Are you open to a slightly less dumb loverboy that lives in Chicago who will cry if you say no?
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@yourfavlil
Why should some have so much pussy to eat, while others have no pussy to eat? Asking for a hungry friend.
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@IndieWire
What a grown man cry baby. Most of the movies released in theaters nowadays are garbage and a waste of money. At least Netflix and these other streaming platforms are now giving filmmakers a chance to make movies that the major studios won’t finance and/or promote.
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@jimmycthatsme
Gen Z don’t like watching sex scenes because they don’t get laid themselves. Just like how I hate watching movies about people who win the lottery.
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@BlockClubCHI
Horrible idea, children. Like we need extra reasons for traffic to get jammed up even more than it already is.
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@garretdillahunt
Btw Garret, your performances in ’Deadwood’ and ‘The Assassination of Jesse James…’ and ‘No Country For Old Men’ have made me a lifelong fan of yours. 🙌
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