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Pauli 🧚‍♂️
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3 bong rips deep in the passenger seat and we’re geeking out, is it a hotbox now?
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@m0dernidi0t @problemivy she said with a strap on? lmfaooo
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how do you explain this to a normal person???
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“Sabrina’s gonna give him a hard time” girl ?? 😭 him and taylor “dated” for 2 months 14 years ago so what if we didn’t??? maggie gyllenhaal said a scarf was never left at her house swifties let this poor (gay?) man breathe!!!
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SABRINA NIGHT LIVE 😭😭😭😭 @nbcsnl
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@winonasfreckles she’s done SO much like ???
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1 year
so we all agree Taylor doesn’t like him romantically?
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THIS
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@hte189 @computer_gay frats & sororities have a violent history of homophobia so this one is inclusive & queer awesome! Love to see it! But u can’t act like it was unreasonable to draw the conclusion of the first QT…. don’t think she gagged anyone maybe just cleared the air… love to see it
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1 year
Do you remember we were sitting there by the water? You put your arm around me for the first time!!!
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@filmsbygays Regina George is the most closeted mean lesbian character I’ve ever seen & I’ve always thought that
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1 year
Heterosexual couples that are actually lesbian couples TO ME (feel free to add more in the replies)
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Pauli 🧚‍♂️
2 years
“Did you hear my covert narcissism I disguise as altruism, like some kind of congressman?”
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the comments under here r making me irate. It is not unreasonable to assume a sorority may be homophobic since frats & sororities have been violently homophobic in the past??? glad this one is queer & inclusive! but no one’s “bitter” for thinking they might not be ???
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2 years
@heyhereforTay @taylorsbedpost1 Anti hero lyrically is pretty depressing just the vibes are upbeat
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6 months
@ymmayer there’s always been people who will randomly punch ppl on the subway but this is a whole nother level & it’s so scary bc someone could literally get killed from a strong enough punch to the face
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11 months
me getting ready to finger a girl for the first time fofiskskxifjeksksk I’m sorry
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Pauli 🧚‍♂️
1 year
I find it funny how swifties cling to the idea that Karlie is the crook who was caught in it’s time to go (a song about her LEAVING) & in Great War & afterglow she literally talks about imagining a betrayal & running away from her muse BUT SHE WAS WRONG& they reconciled !! (1/2)
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@littlenanafreak @tayshairpin It makes me so mad! All their theorizing that Taylor doesn’t like her PLEASE Taylor does not have beef with a sweet young girl in the music industry who literally grew up listening to Taylor swift like-
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@lovingheard the information has ALWAYS been easily accessible ppl just love to believe a man
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2 months
@singin_swiftie lowkey the show is so much fun lmfaooo imo the line was something that an annoying ass 14 year old like Ginny would say
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@bestofchappell she has makeup on in all of these but she’s so pretty
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2 years
@serpentarq & the way she blends modern language with poetry in her lyrics is amazing she manages to be deep & accessible at the same time. I’ll never shut up about it.
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1 year
ONE of these THINGS is NOT LIKE the OTHERS. LIKE a RAINBOW with ALL of the colors???? baby DOLL when it comes to a LOVER??? & everyone didn’t immediately think GAY??? heteronormativity is a curse like so genuinely. “it’s invasive to speculate” motherfucker I am TRANSLATING.
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1 year
Remember when the swifties were all like oh gaylors have a parasocial relationship w Taylor & they’re projecting on her. Yeah the way gaylors can actually call her out & swifties are grasping at straws to defend her really shows you the truth
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@thelakees @for_evermor Meanwhile Scott swift is a fucking stock broker 😭😭 she’s so funny
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@cowboyI1keme omg? & it’s genuinely such a good movie like good acting good writing good outfits what more do people want !!!
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thinking someone is queer because they’ve made it incredibly obvious they are queer is not the same as sexualizing & sensationalizing every one of her friendships and relationships. some gaylors might do this but wayyyy more straightlors do it. gaylors have never been the enemy
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11 months
this is so funny I’m sorry
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@gvthika mine is all four but yes yes yes
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11 months
“Hard launch” vs “just friends”
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Pauli 🧚‍♂️
1 year
Matty Healy time & time again fundamentally misunderstands why marginalized groups & just decent people in general are calling him out. No one is calling you out to make ourselves look better by approximation, sir. how u dont see the harm you cause w the misuse of ur platform-
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Matty Healy says podcast controversy “actually doesn't matter”: “It doesn’t actually matter. Nobody is sitting there at night slumped at their computer, and their boyfriend comes over and goes, ‘What’s wrong, darling?’ and they go, ‘It’s just this thing with Matty Healy.’ That
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@glusong she also literally said in an interview that bridge was her talking to herself. so yeah in the song she creates a narrative of this relationship between two women & one is a comphet lesbian because that’s what she was going through! this is wild…
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@Lana1160662 @hte189 @computer_gay it literally wasn’t it actually made perfect sense & it was one of my first thoughts. Historically frats & sororities are often made up of straight people & they have a past of being homophobic. not all of them sure, thank god for the good ones, but A LOT OF THEM. so please.
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@misamericana When I went to a Phoebe concert last year for $50 and she’s a way easier person to score tickets to than Taylor like— soo annoying
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@glusong every opportunity she has to drag this man I love her
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@TheSwiftSociety @123Iceball @dylanobrien THAT MAKES ME UNREASONABLY HAPPY
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@pipmate if u cannot deduct from the lyrics that the song is about comphet & lesbianism then that is on ur lack of comprehension skills & not ours. purrrt.
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@LAHXLLUClNATlON I mean I personally am putting in the work for anti hero
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@serpentarq I fucking love the lyrics. I think she managed to bring the same depth she reached in folklore/evermore to the pop format period
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@ChappellRoanNow I don’t even have to comment that it’s mishas cuz everyone’s already in here saying it lmfaooo
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@swifferupdates She has a woman’s arm underneath the jacket please
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@shehulkism @sapphichairpins everyone hates lesbians it’s sooo sick bruh
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@opaleyedbetty I don’t know his sexuality but I do speculate lmfaooo like brokeback mountain was too convincing idk!!!
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Your tan skin your sweet smile so good to me so right 😭😭😭😭
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@ThrowbackTaylor They played the whole song! She’s so cute 😭
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@jessinomenon this is also so early in Taylor’s career when she was still so naive to what would happen like she’s been stalked and harassed now & taken a huge step back & has insane protections now…
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I’m so sick of the straighties saying this pussy eating anthem is about some nasty man 😭😭😭 so here’s a mini thread
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@lctheders @SecrettLanguage “The devil” in the song I believe is supposed to represent JM but she’s talking to another subject for most of the song
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1 year
YOURE not saying who’s hand it is … but I will
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@Fists_On_Up
Karma 🌼 I like women, particularly gay women.
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WAIT A GOD DAMN MINUTE. Y'ALL GET IN HERE. I'm not saying whose arm this is but I AM saying whose arm it's not. Joe has a fucking birthmark. When his arm is positioned like that it's more on the inside & would be visible.
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We don’t talk about this photo shoot enough.
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@vsangelring I do too… is that bad??? Lolll
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@spidrscatorccio “I think she liked Jeff” “I didn’t even like him”
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@sevencowboyss the comments r so nasty under it too like omggg shut up & leave her alone
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@taysdamnseasn Her literally bleeding heart being covered up by a political style pin like—
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@SolsticeSunday @hte189 @computer_gay girrrrrrlllll not black people have a history of crime they are jailed disproportionately for crimes they didn’t commit or minor offenses like don’t try to come for me w this shit when ur talking out ur ass so crazy goodbye
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@tomlinhnfr @anchorandrope28 when Harry and Taylor literally never dated but I can’t get into it 😭
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@cowboylikecc I was so shocked when i saw that. It’s funny too bc they tell us not to call her gay, when she’s never addressed that, but she has addressed weird marriage rumors & stuff like that & said it makes her uncomfy. They’re ridiculous truly
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@purplepinkskys Taylor ALWAYSSS wants to support talented women in the industry! She has never wanted to compete w the other girls who are killing it period! I hate that everyone online tried to make into some nasty competition when it didn’t have to be that way!
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@corietjohnson Yeah an adult with disposable income going to see their favorite artist? & most 30 plus swifties have been fans for over a decade… but yeah I guess that’s… embarrassing?? Huh
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@slingdarcy every summer is a Clairo summer for me
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@rmjroan why are people doing this argggg
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@follksred @FilmUpdates Me with my acting degree wondering how to audition
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@everhoaxx She shows up looking hot, collects multiple awards and leaves, she’s an icon and a legend
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@bettyinthelakez Hmmm I mean it’s an interesting connection but Forever Winter is about Taylor’s real friend who took his own life so we shouldn’t make any assumptions about the details I think.
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@rmjroan he gets it
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@mirrorballboobs @cowboylikeco I know she was like “boys and boys and girls and girls” ok perfect now they know 😭😭😭 poor thing
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@shouldasaiddyke “I don’t need another metaphor” “I could still melt your world, GIRL” red scarf swifties: omg she’s talking about herself
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@looseleafkisses !!!!! it sucks because I’m so afraid she’s gonna quit I’m like this is a family business stay away!!!
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@teafemme real but as a lesbian… I love ruby cruz…
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Pauli 🧚‍♂️
1 year
@hthaze @crewnecklor the same argument that queer ppl have been saying for years. why do we have to “come out” when straight people don’t. why is everyone assumed straight unless they say something? if other queer people can pick out queer flagging that means that person is queer & that’s okay
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@yoongienthusias @gaylorgremlin it’s literally what inspired the hunger games everyday I’m more shocked by what we’re living through
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@pipmate it’s not about what I THINK the song was written about it’s about the actual message & intent of the art which was written by a lesbian. any queer or even not queer person can enjoy the song but it doesn’t change the fact that it was written about lesbianism??? why r u so hateful
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literally from the nytimes. there’s no reason at all to assume they are dating.
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@Pookielore @noitsjusttaylor that’s literally Miss Americana & the heartbreak prince like idk what to tell you
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@taylorslavender I can’t believe we still haven’t seen this yet 😭
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@Xccuvmx @siyell0w okay but somebody’s identity isn’t for you to deem that that LOOK like their identity or what can/can’t apply to them. An identity/ label is made to fit the person the person isn’t made to fit a label. Gender is a construct & u should delete this tweet. Period.
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I am not on Swiftie Twitter to argue with anyone ever. I’m here to love Taylor Swift & talk about what she means to me & what her art means to me. If you have a problem with my interpretation you can unfollow me, there’s never any need to send me hate the way I’ve been receiving
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@SolsticeSunday @hte189 @computer_gay ???? this video is a sea of white girls like frats & sororities also have a history of racism. it’s not about appearance it’s about the history of it but okay
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@taylaufey literally worst take ever those r the best copies to have lmfao
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she said nothing of the “gaylor agenda” whatever the fuck that is. she said she doesn’t like how people sexualize all of her relationships & assume she’s dating everyone she’s seen with. did you read the first paragraph? did you read the rep prologue???
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Taylor Swift speaking on "gaylor" agenda "if i only hung out with my female friends people couldn't sensationalize and sexualise that right"
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& those who join Greek life aren’t “popular” they’re in a little cult lmfaoo
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she’s dressed in black & all of her friends are also dressed in black like reputation tv is literally on its way rn
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2 years
Homophobia isn’t cute. This is a literal 16 year old child.
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@seeitinmymind But I honestly would kill to listen to Taylor’s entire discography for the first time again
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@REPUTATIONT0UR There’s literally some straight girl gaylors like plsss
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@putsmeinakarrr @cornerihaunt_ it’s so obviously pr. the backgrid photos, the preplanned games, the articles, all of the attention like this is not a real relationship she is playing the game once again
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1 year
she’s so
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2 years
@folkloreamy I thought it was gonna be 70s Fleetwood Mac music vibes as well. But honestly when she talked about 70s movies being her inspiration it makes a lot of sense to me how she’s unraveling herself before us
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@kktylr @tay1orswh0re Like she’s genuinely a mastermind genius when you’re aware of EVERYTHINGGG she’s doing it’s so 🤯
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white women in Mexican restaurants today:
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white women in mexican restaurants today:
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@wlovestory It’s literally her best album. My favorite era of hers ever. I’ll never forgive the people who clowned her so relentlessly (& for years too! I was fighting with the girls for years!) it’s literally one of her most perfect albums / eras ever ever
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1 year
I love how we’re all hot <333
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@RebeccaBuck Also like that relationship isn’t even public a woman shouldn’t be defined by her relationships with men period
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2 years
@cafecrying She DID come out like how else do u explain that gay ass album 😭😭😭
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@mikel465 @pot8um you have to be rich to be a nonconformist
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@shaunasknife @alcottlore I do want more lesbian actresses to get their moments but at the same time Melanie and Natasha are HONORARY LESBIANS
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@yourfavesidol1 She also wrote “I made you my temple, my mural, my sky, now I’m begging for footnotes in the story of your life” & “you kept me like a secret, but I kept you like an oath” & I could keep quoting incredible lyricism. Be fucking serious her entire discography speaks for itself.
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@handslore reputation tv
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1 year
So did this picture turn everyone into gaylors today or what? 🤔
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