Jordan Hamessley Profile
Jordan Hamessley

@thejordache

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Literary Agent at @awfulagent specializing in Picture books through YA. Musical theater nerd. - she/her/hers -

SoCal, CA
Joined January 2009
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@thejordache
Jordan Hamessley
6 months
I'm going to close to queries at the end of the week (8/23) to catch up on my existing requests and unread submissions. Hoping to reopen post-Labor Day!
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3 months
I'm somewhere else now. See you there.
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3 months
RT @PalmerReport: The hard part about election night is it’s a reminder that half of America hates America
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3 months
Grover feeling like all of us today.
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Sesame Street
3 months
We all face moments when things feel overwhelming, and that’s okay. Remember, you are not alone.
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3 months
RT @hankgreen: I mean, it's literally exactly what I said would happen: 1. Someone gets a ballot that randomly assigned the candidate they…
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RT @LiamFromBoston: This is truly wild. The Washington Post and New York Times both have the Biden gaffe as their top stories (the NYT has…
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4 months
RT @LydiaHamessley: @laughacademy @parrothead34 When I teach #Psycho, I end the class by showing the shower scene fr #HighAnxiety, which th…
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4 months
RT @laughacademy: @parrothead34 One master parodying another #Psycho #HighAnxiety #TCMParty
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4 months
RT @PeteButtigieg: Libertarians: if this is not a five-alarm fire for you then what is?
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4 months
About to go out with a new picture book that I am OBSESSED with that is perfect for those kiddos with noisy brains and sticky thoughts. I cannot wait to share this one with editors!
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Jordan Hamessley
4 months
I literally have no professional connection to this book. I just need you all to know that it is my picture book of the year and it should be in every classroom.
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4 months
@capaciousmood @awfulagent I know! But WHICH show???
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4 months
RT @themattlondon: Big life announcement! I have joined Lightspeed LA working as a writer and narrative designer. I am thrilled to be a par…
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Jordan Hamessley
4 months
This gets a big eyeroll from me as an Irvine resident.
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Irvine Police Department
4 months
#IRVINEPDPIO - We are excited to unveil what we believe is the first police Tesla Cybertruck in the nation. The truck will support our Drug Abuse Resistance Education (DARE) program and community outreach efforts. Details in the comments. #irvine @Tesla #Cybertruck #irvinepd
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Jordan Hamessley
5 months
RT @capaciousmood: We interrupt your Eric Adams clowning for an important ONE OF THE BOYS update (cc: @dirtbagqueer )
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RT @lbschool: This #BannedBooksWeek, help us share the #UniteAgainstBookBans book résumé database. Find free resources for hundreds of book…
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