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my family might not be perfect but at least we didn't stop to do a mannequin challenge in the middle of thanksgiving dinner
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concept: sports bar tv atmosphere but instead of sports every tv is a different reality competition show. just picture it, look right: chopped, look left: project runway... antm, drag race, british bake off etc. fans cheers when their fav contestant wins a challenge. heaven
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picture this: 8th grade ur in the closet, 80 lbs overweight. u go 2 jcpenney w ur mom & pick out an argyle blue sweater 2 wear 2 the winter dance. u dance with a girl whose twin’s name is tyler. she becomes ur girlfriend. u come out 5 yrs later. this isn’t relatable at all 2 u.
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since debby ryan is trending I thought I’d share the story of when I was a talent escort at the kid’s choice awards and she was the celebrity I was assigned to and I LOST her right before she was supposed to go on stage and present an award (1/?)
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quick health update for my fans: just cancelled my LA Firness membership, when asked why I told the guy I don’t come enough. He replied, “I can tell.” I got really offended but then realized he had the amount of times I had been to the gym this year on his screen... SEVEN
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alright boys the theme for the pregame is folklore. we will be getting wine drunk, crying, and not making it to the bar. byob (bring your own barefoot)
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hour 4 of my sleep paralysis demon waiting on me to stop watching tik toks and go to sleep
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aye sophia wanna get lit at ATO afterwards? party theme is ATBros and Westworld Hoes
Another
#UbbenLecture
has been announced for February 28: David Hanson and the world's first artificial intelligence-fueled android, Sophia. Learn more here:
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watching the new haunting of hill house and the creepy doll is under this dresser and it’s THE SAME DRESSER IM WATCHING THE TV ON
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seeing a musical comedy show in a gay dive bar owned by the actor who played Floop from spy kids on a sunday evening is exactly what I hoped new york was like
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black mirror is wild. my phone died halfway through an episode and it took me a good two minutes to realize it wasn’t part of the show
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elizabeth showed me this app that makes photos look like they’re from a disposable camera and i got drunk and thought i was artsy
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i mean if they just shelved cereal boxes like books in a library then grocery stores could be 1/3 of the size
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i just made a facebook live video of me eating carrots watching netflix and over 100 people tuned in...
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u find out someone flirting with u at a bar was on the great british baking show but then you watch it and they get kicked off round 1 wdyd
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@notviking
@notviking
1: what are the odds, 2: why is your pfp logo placement better than their official one??
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do u ever go t a bar and get shocked when the song doesn't bleep cuss words but then u realize ur an adult, not at a middle school dance?
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did you hear that? it was the sound of every millennial girl and gay simultaneously changing their phone background to this image
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prof: so if sex is xx or xy chromosomes then what is gender?
straight white male wearing sweatpants and boots: a social construct
me:
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my new fav thing to do is when a kid at the restaurant asks what my tattoo means i say “idk i was born with it”
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things people believe in without understanding them:
jesus
airplanes
360 cameras
dwayne johnson's acting career
LTE
microwaves
jellyfish
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Nancy Jo, this is Alexis Neiers. I'm calling to let you know how disappointed I am in your story. How horrible you shit on me and-
YOU LIED! YOU FUCKING LIED! WHY'D YOU DO IT!
STOP IT, MOM!
YOU LIED!
STOP! STOP! GOD DAMMIT!
Nancy Jo, this is Alexis Neiers calling. I'm calli
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back when I was in college elizabeth and I would hijack the aux at frat parties and play sad unreleased lana del rey songs. same energy but now I think I would start playing murder podcasts
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when I die I don’t want a eulogy I just want one of each of my twitter followers to line up and read their favorite tweet of mine one after another
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should i change my instagram bio to: Kentucky ➡️ Indiana ➡️ California ➡️ Indiana ➡️ New York ➡️ Florida 🔜 California
lmk
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sometimes i randomly remember that halsey’s name is just ashley and she rearranged it and i laugh out loud
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every hot guy from high school now: “dear god, plz let my self-recorded facebook videos of me singing christian country songs and my insta bio being john 3:16 cleanse me of all the bullying I did in high school. while you’re here plz let me blow up on soundcloud. amen 🙏😤💪”
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when i was a kid my grandma said if i kept her plant alive for one year we could have a day where we did anything i wanted and i asked to go to a contemporary furniture store...
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ur wcw just took 11 boomerangs of her clinking wine glasses together til she got it just right
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just attempted to facebook stalk a girl from my high school that loved horses and see where she is today... she’s studying equine science so i guess jokes on me
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just asked my uber driver where all she had been tonight and she replied in a heavy russian accent, “wherever life takes me... what do you think of the world being a hologram?”
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i forgot to update my card info on spotify and i was listening on the way home and heard an AD! please respect my space in this trying time. I will be taking a break from all socials, will not be in to work tmrw, no comments at this time
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the servers at my
second
job,
must wear white
jeans
and I can’t help but
wonder:
do these men partaketh
in the
fruit
of other men,
or
do white jeans
make all
men
look gay?
-rupi kaur
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when i was home this weekend my mom informed me the cat drug a chipmunk in and it lived and began running around the house and now it lives there. it’s name is charlie and it loves watching my little brothers play call of duty ???
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the fact that i’m gonna get a youtube play button plaque is BEYOND my wildest dreams
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in middle school i didn’t have texting but my mom let me get 3 texts every time i went to the movies so that i looked cool when i was waiting to be picked up 🥰
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this weekend i graduated college and TWO of my fav vine stars COMMENTED on my insta post!!
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honestly it was harder pretending to like ipa’s than pretending I was straight
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starting to think girls get married just so they have instagram content to post for the following two years
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i went to two house parties this weekend and got drunk and put vine compilations on the tv at both
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girls at festivals: literally slaughter a peacock for their dress, have hand-blown glass earrings and had to take out a loan with urban outfitters
guys at a festival: shorts, no shirt and a backpack clipped in the front
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last night I kissed a guy under the summer solstice full moon and two more gays drove past and cat-called us. livin the dream
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idk what's worse, the fact I thought I needed to set an alarm for noon or that my drunk self couldn't remember if noon was am or pm
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here’s a vine thread bc i’m tired of no one understanding my references
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i refuse to not get tiktok famous while i’m stuck in my apartment for a month+
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do you ever think about the fact that it’s 2017 yet we are still mopping up restaurant floors as if we’re pirates???
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i put la croix in my cat's water bowl and now it has 3 sugar daddies, runs a fashion blog and won't stop talking about coachella
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idk if i should love or hate the person that told me applebee’s has $1 margs all month but PSA holy shit
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can you believe in a tweet about a book i used “then” instead of “than” !!!!!! my librarian mother hasn’t been returning my calls:/ mom if you see this i love you more THAN words can explain
is there anything more satisfying then when a chapter ends on page 100
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one time in LA someone asked me if i was SAG (screen actors guild) and i asked "how did you know i was SAGITTARIUS??"
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do you ever think about all the random evolution and creation of this planet that led all the way to you blacking out on vodka red bulls at 3am??
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how come when you wear black shorts and black top it’s trendy but when you wear khaki shorts and khaki top everyone says you look like amelia earhart??
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incase u missed my rt, Skyline is moving to a new location and my family was invited to the pre-grand opening bc we eat there so much
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we are having an Online Team Happy Hour™️ tomorrow just in case you were wondering how millennial companies are dealing with the pandemic
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the fact that we have to have fb prof pic filters that are anti nazi in 2017 is TERRIFYING
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one time I was in a plane and this old man tried to smoke a cigar and when the attendant told him he couldn't do that he ate it
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*at the grocery store buying wine*
*sees barefoot*
*scoffs*
me: im an adult now
*reaches for the yellow tail instead*
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one time this girl at my childhood church was on jeopardy and we all watched her episode at the church and she brought 5x7s of her face and autographed them for us and for me she wrote one of the most inspiring things i’ve ever read: “you too can be on jeopardy some day!”
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happy GAY day to all my fellow GAYS (and non-gays) who have been there to support me and all the beautiful people who have come out or are struggling with it. i love being GAY and I’ll shout it OUT !!!
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a couple years ago i friended a girl on facebook also named Tyler Lee Murphy. this week she got married and i’m really happy for her but sadly we no longer share the exact same name:(
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for god so loved the world he gave his only begotten son that whoever believed in him shall never perish but have eternal life
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the best thing about pockets in t-shirts is I can play sad music hands-free while I walk across campus alone with a backpack full of vodka
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concept: a themed frat party but instead of a frat it takes place at a museum and we’re sober and we all have researched all the portraits in the museum and we dress like the one we most resemble then we take pictures of each other in front of our matching piece
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fun new drinking game: take a shot of off brand dayquil every four hours as needed
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