Turnt Wooldridge
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Husband, father, Razorback fan. Condiment afficion--, affici--... condiment lover. Has never seen Goonies.
North Little Rock, AR
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Day 4 of this hostage crisis and Wolf Blitzer just felt the need to tell us how many electoral votes are needed to win.
Motherfucker I know the name of the registrar in Clark County, Nevada, how to pronounce every town in Georgia, and where every Republican in Arizona lives.
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It doesn't matter if Gus Walz is 7, 17, or 27.
It doesn't matter if he has autism, adhd, or is the most neurotypical person alive.
Being proud of your dad is normal.
Crying is normal.
Being so proud of your dad that you cry is ASPIRATIONAL.
Toxic masculinity is such a plague.
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Wearing spotless $175 Vejas to a PR stunt hundreds of miles from the state you govern when within your borders you have cities going without water, people going without healthcare, and kids going without supper?
Try that in a small town, amirite?
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@scottlangford22
I once went to see a prof about an exam grade. He was listening to The Masters on the radio. I told him I'd had a chance to go but couldn't. He asked why. I said "...your exam?"
"Son, if you ever get a chance to go there, don't worry about missing my test or anyone else's"
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My wife: Christmas is coming up, we need to be mindful of our spending
Also my wife: We need to eat healthier
Me: Okay
Still my wife: Oh, spent $75 at Target today
Me: cool on wh-
Wife *running away laughing* : SNAAAAAAAAACKS
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I have lived in Arkansas my entire life. Dad coached football. Mom taught 2nd grade. I send my son to public schools with pride.
I got the same PoliSci degree from the same Christian school at the same time as Sarah Sanders.
#IAmTheRadicalLeft
and I’m voting for
@JonesForAR
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Kamala should come to Little Rock.
Thousands came to see RBG. Even more would come see the VP. She'd fill up an arena. It would make news everywhere.
Remind everyone that even in "deep red" Arkansas, only 4/10 people vote GOP, because 3/10 don't vote at all.
Change the map.
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I dunno about y'all, but needing a special session to call the Arkansas Legislature back only four months after they adjourned so they can retroactively amend a 50 year old law tells me someone wants some shady, shady shit hidden from the people of Arkansas.
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Since this one broke contain and he loves to snoop my Twitter, here is the raddest 14 year old I’ve ever known.
Oh for the day he tearfully yells to the world that I’m his dad. For now the I love yous we share every morning before he heads into school are more than enough.
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lmao Kim Mulkey admittedly ignoring a reporter for 2 years and then crying about being given an unreasonable deadline to comment is giving big teenager vibes.
Mama don’t pour water on your head if you get outta bed the first four times she asks you, babe.
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If Arkansas beats Ole Miss next week it will mark their first three-game SEC win streak since 2015.
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I don’t have a SoundCloud but I’d just like to say that there are people on this thread discussing spiders in Australia, highways in Pennsylvania, and Steve Kornacki’s pants.
When Twitter’s not the worst, it’s the best.
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Desi Sills is a trash talking, foul drawing, ball hawking, drought breaking, big shot making, lane penetrating, crossover faking mongoose, and I am HERE. FOR. IT.
If you think you’re a cobra, you better watch out, because this dude will eat you for dinner.
He doesn’t know quit.
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My kid offered to bring sandwiches down to us on the beach, and I LOVE HIS HEART but what in the Fyre Fest is this shit?
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Devo Davis had me choking back tears of pride in the middle of a tiny sports book in Las Vegas last March, so I’ll be damned if I wish him anything but health, safety, and happiness.
He is forever an Arkansas Razorback.
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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME.
People are hurt. Our roads are littered with debris. Homes and businesses destroyed. Gone. Fucking gone.
And this absolute ghoul wants to tweet about Donald Trump. TWO HOURS AFTER a tornado devastated his district.
This motherfucker NEEDS TO GO.
Such weaponization of our justice system stands to set an unprecedented and dangerous standard and hurt the faith Americans have in our justice system.
My full statement on the indictment of former President Trump, below:
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I guess Auburn got all of their dancing out of their system during the regular season. 😂😂😂
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The fact of the matter is this:
There is AP curriculum for both European History and African American History.
The State of Arkansas will pay for a student to take the European History test.
But not the African American History test.
Update on the
@ArkansasEd
and
@SarahHuckabee
attack on African American history, families, and kids.
An email has been sent to the school districts that offer AP African American Studies and the entire course code has been deleted.
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When the FBI conducted a legal search of Mar-a-Lago, it took Sarah Sanders about 4 hours to call it an abuse of power.
Yesterday 3 cops beat a man in Mulberrry, AR. Where she hopes to be governor. Slammed his head into concrete.
It’s a national story.
She hasn’t said a word.
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If you told someone who watches football but not SEC football that Arkansas always gets cheated by the refs, they’d roll their eyes at you and say that every team says that.
If they watched the first half of this game, they’d apologize for their skepticism.
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DON’T GO TO CHURCH TOMORROW
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Don’t think for a second that all of Arkansas didn’t notice Tari Eason stand over and stare down Notae after that jump ball, OR Will Wade give him praise for it.
Muss noticed too. Promise you he doesn’t give a damn about that dunk or the steal at the end.
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7 years ago this moment, Arkansas was staging a furious comeback against Ohio State in the Sugar Bowl.
Ryan hadn’t thrown that INT yet.
I didn’t even know Bobby rode motorcycles.
BERT was the coach of Wisconsin.
Donald was host of The Apprentice.
A happier, simpler time.
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No other way to say it, the Razorback O-line got used more than a state issued credit card on a Sarah Sanders trip to Europe.
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Trey Wade averaged 3.6 ppg and 2.6 rpg on the year and played the last two games of his career going for 15 and 7 against Gonzaga, and holding his own defensively against the best player on the court against Duke while getting 7 & 3.
That dude went down swinging.
He’s a Hog.
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One of the funniest things to me about the bros bitching about Taylor Swift during Chiefs games is how they are so fragile and predictable she literally called her shot and called them out in song THIRTEEN YEARS earlier.
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LSU is 1-6 over their last 7 games and still got 11 votes in the newest AP Top 25.
Every single voter who included them needs to have their credentials revoked.
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While Jeff Long was AD at Arkansas, his daughter graduated from Fayetteville HS and chose to attend Mizzou.
Now, with a daughter at Mizzou, Jeff takes the AD job at Kansas.
Much respect for this close-knit fam whose love language is trolling the hell out of each other.
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If you put Kendal Briles on a deserted island with an inflatable raft complete with oars, instead of rowing to safety he’d cut up the raft and try to make it into a paraglider, climb to the highest mountain, and crash into a fucking coconut tree.
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Week 1 and Saban has dropped a “shit outta luck”, we are like six, seven weeks tops before he turns to McAfee and says “do you EVER shut the fuck up?”
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Arkansas has the highest maternal mortality rate in the nation.
To address that, the governor is... banning the phrase "pregnant person" instead of "pregnant woman".
Because enough is enough.
Oh, the comfort this will bring.
She's fighting the fights that matter, y'all.
🔥NEWS: Gov.
@SarahHuckabee
signs EO eliminating woke, anti-women words from state government.
“We are all here to say enough. Enough trying to erase women and girls. Enough denying our biological differences from men. Enough of the craziness taking over our country.”
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Not all children in Arkansas are citizens. Not all schoolchildren believe in God.
ALL Arkansas children deserve a top-notch education. Every single one.
Pay our teachers better. Help our kids stay healthy. Work to bring wages up and bills down. That's how schools get better.
Under my leadership, schools will teach reading, writing, math, and science—and our children will learn that the identity that truly matters is the one we all share: our identity as children of God and citizens of the United States of America.
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Regardless of the outcome in November, the mere fact that the video footage of January 6 alone is not enough to disqualify Donald Trump in the hearts and minds of all Americans will forever be a stain on this nation.
It’s just incomprehensible to me. I’ll never get over it.
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This just cost me $19,078 in Little Rock. This is why Arkansans think their governor is terrible.
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obvs what Sarah Sanders said is disrespectful & hateful on its face. To a huge swath of women.
But even if she somehow did not intend for it to sound hateful, she won't make any appeal to the women she hurt.
That's because she's not just mean, but lacking decency altogether.
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Kamala gets tagged as a flip flopper for a fracking position she rectified four years ago while Trump does a complete 360 on abortion in 24 hours and nobody will give a shit because CNN and their ilk will never ever ever stop fucking that chicken.
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I challenge anyone to look over Reverend Mike Huckabee’s timeline and show me any evidence whatsoever that he a) knows it is Holy Week, b) understands what Holy Week means, c) walks the faith he profits off of in literally any way at all.
Remember that tomorrow.
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Sarah Sanders really stood up there today and said the reason she can’t answer questions behind the $19k lectern that proves she’s just fiscally irresponsible instead of criminally fraudulent is that she’d be asked about her fiscal irresponsibility if she did.
That’s wiiiiiiild.
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Sarah Sanders has declined TWENTY-EIGHT opportunities, with one of the most visible outlets available, to connect with Arkansas voters and convince us, by answering questions, that she has a plan to lead Arkansas as its highest elected official.
She can’t be bothered.
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I wonder how much Arkansas taxpayers spent last week to send Sarah & Co. to Kentucky to stump for a candidate who lost in a race that got called before she had a chance to settle in with a glass of after-dinner Franzia that the taxpayers also paid for.
I've seen enough: Andy Beshear (D) wins reelection in
#KYGOV
, defeating Daniel Cameron (R).
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@LachTalk
Louisville gonna lose tens of millions of dollars over what could have been fixed with a can of FlexSeal
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Trying to figure out when to sleep so I can be awake for the call is way too much like having an infant.
“Sleep when Kornacki sleeps” only works if Kornacki ever actually sleeps.
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The Arkansas legislature & Gov Hutchinson have been pretty shitty to the trans community over the past week, so I’ll interrupt the baseball tweets to say this:
If you are trans in Arkansas, there are people here, perfect strangers, who love you. Accept you. Who have your back.
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I feel so sad for Arkansas right now. Our legislature and our governor are gutting public schools. Right now.
And when we ALL reap what they've sown, they won't show remorse. They won't even take responsibility.
They'll blame the teachers. Just like they are doing now.
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I recognize the (bullshit) reality that making masks a local decision is the best that could be hoped for in Arkansas, but could we acknowledge for a moment how utterly insane it is that partisan politics is going to make kids in Fayetteville safer than kids in Benton?
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After having an entire day to calm down and make peace with the loss… Gonzaga fan wants to BRING IN THE FBI.
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Orange County, CA ~ 3.2 million ppl
Arkansas ~ 3 million ppl
OC, CA ~ 57% fully vax
AR ~ 35% fully vax
Last 14 days:
OC, CA - 705 cases
AR - 9,253 cases
This isn’t political. It’s not blue or red or black or white or city or country or anything else.
It’s just numbers.
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Boy I tell you what, parachuting into an unfamiliar area and dropping $3.8 mil on an 11k sqft house that you can’t even convince your family to inhabit, and doing all that before you ever win an SEC game, might be the best personification of “all hat, no cattle” I’ve ever seen.
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The seat was vacant because a man died. He didn’t retire, get impeached, or lose an election.
Bragging how this appointment changes the composition of the court like it’s some accomplishment celebrates the usefulness of his death.
It’s dancing on his grave.
Absolutely vile.
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I am so effing tired of the cutesy stories about Chad Morris’ coaching.
This team isn’t prepared.
This coaching staff isn’t prepared.
This is a program performing at spring ball level.
Coaching is preparation AND THIS AINT IT, Y’ALL.
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SR Kamani Johnson, from UALR by way of Brooklyn, NY, bear hugging FR Joseph Pinion, from Morrilton, AR, out of complete unadulterated joy and excitement, was so freaking wholesome and delightful to see.
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I can’t be the only one that had this thought, right?
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The ESPN crew has repeatedly referred to Boss Hog as a he but I think it’s a female in the suit.
Are they misgendering our mascot or are we all watching an illegal drag performance in the presence of minors?
Do we call the cops or activate the National Guard? I can’t remember.
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Good morning and Go Hogs to everyone except Will Wade, the NET rankings, and Tom Cotton.
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@mkraju
taking a week off leading into your month off after bleating "where's Joe?" while he was recovering from Covid is a special kind of audacity.
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THIS STINKS, Y'ALL.
Here's what I know. Getting something as large as a podium from VA to AR takes more than a stamp.
If this thing exists, someone put it on a truck and got a signature. And then someone took it off the truck and yep, another signature.
Who? Where? When?
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That video of police brutality in Arkansas? It happened in Mulberry, which is in Crawford County. Two officers were Sheriff’s Deputies.
Crawford County
Population: 63,118
That’s a lot of firepower for a group that seemingly cannot provide adequate training for their officers.
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March 20, 2002: Arkansas commit Andre Iguodala is released from his LOI to play for the Hogs. He will go on to play for the Warriors in the 2022 NBA Finals.
May 31, 2002: future Arkansas commit Moses Moody… is born. He will go on to play for the Warriors in the 2022 NBA Finals.
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If you come across this tweet and are from Arkansas or know anyone here, encourage them to sign the petition to
#SayNoToLEARNS
so we can help protect public education for all students. The next, nearest signing event can be found via
@arkcapes
.
We only have a few days left!
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Arkansas was 20 years late to the party in getting a Trader Joe’s, Costco, or Whole Foods, still don’t have an IKEA, but we’ll lead the fucking way with the Delta Variant.
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The 12yo wrote to
@RepFrenchHill
asking him to look into doing away with the penny. He’s been checking the mail daily and got his reply today.
I disagree with French Hill on virtually everything. But this kind of engagement is how you get people to believe in government. Kudos.
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I am STILL just walking around the house and randomly WOOOOING like Rick Flair, just scaring the hell out of my family, I don’t give a damn and don’t know when I’ll stop.
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BREAKING: SEC officials just ruled that Jordan Walsh killed Kennedy, took the Lindbergh baby, and has classified documents hidden inside his garage.
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Arkansans, if you see today that Governor Sanders is proposing raising minimum teacher pay to $50k/yr and you think that sounds great, please be aware that it comes with lots of other strings attached that may not be so great.
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Good night room
Good night moon
Good night cow jumping over the moon
Good night gators
Bob Moore hits taters
And the Hogs are SEC Champs
So suck it, haters
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thanking God with a Capital G that we are able to send Little Rock Christian Academy $2.13MM in the name of limiting... indoctrination.
For $2.13MM it seems like maybe God should be thanking Caesar, but what the hell do I know.
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18 goddamn months to figure out how to keep Covid out of classrooms, and not only have we completely wasted that long runway, because of ignorant ass identity politics and the Arkansas Legislature, my kid is going to be less safe this year than last year.
I am so fucking mad.
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@POwens26
@AnnCoulter
The toxic masculinity is the attitude that men shouldn’t show their emotions lest it make them look strange or weak.
You don’t have to be a man to push this view. Women can and do contribute to toxic masculinity, even if they don’t exhibit it.
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1000 new Covid cases in Arkansas today.
It’s probably time we face the harsh reality that our state is either not nearly as neighborly as we make ourselves out to be, or every bit as dumb as everyone else makes us out to be.
We talk a good game, but apparently that’s all we do.
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The possibility that Sarah Sanders weighed in unprompted on an issue that pertains to her office in absolutely no way by complaining about a "two tiered justice system" literally FROM INSIDE Euro Disney after having taxpayers foot the bill for her ticket is so perfect.
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since Arkansas looks like the focal point in our ongoing culture war for a few days, it's probably worth pointing out that the judge that struck down the ban on gender affirming care is 100% Arkansan through and through, as much as any member of the lege that passed that bad law.
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Razorback fans, no matter what happens this weekend, remember:
We didn’t choose this Hog life, this Hog life chose us.
And if by some chance you DID choose this Hog life, well... boy did you ever misjudge things. 😂
But you’re one of us now, no take backsies.
Let’s get silly.
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Rolf Kaestel passed away this morning.
There will be no funeral, thus no eulogy. But people should remember his life. Or rather the live he was deprived of.
He robbed a Ft Smith taco shop with a *toy* gun in 1981 for $264.
At 29, he was sentenced to life in prison.
Life. 1/9
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FUN FACT
#1
: The audit will not be conducted by legislators at all
FUN FACT
#2
: The audit was requested by a Republican
FUN FACT
#3
: The audit was then approved by joint committee of 10 legislators, ALL 10 OF WHOM, YES, EVERY SINGLE ONE, ARE (you guessed it!) ALSO REPUBLICANS.
From
@alexahenning
:
The governor welcomes the audit and encourages legislators to complete it without delay. This is nothing more than a manufactured controversy by left wing activists to distract from the bold conservative reforms the legislature has passed and the governor
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Whatever. It's baseball. But tonight the NCAA made a decision to mitigate an advantage Arkansas earned on the field. Oregon State could use rested arms. Arkansas is fully rested due to their record.
A delay hurts both teams equally. A postponement hurts the Hogs more.
Piss poor
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I don’t really give a damn what the final score is, Arkansas flat ass outplayed Baylor today.
They win an evenly called game by 8-10.
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why is my AG weighing in here?
An Algerian fought an Italian in France. The Algerian also competed in Tokyo.
The Algerian is not trans. The Algerian has a 9-5 record.
Maybe the AG can look into a legal way to protect Razorback FB from Alabama, who they've lost 17 straight to.
Earlier today, Italian female boxer Angela Carini forfeited her
#Olympics
fight for which she had endured years of training. Why? She was pummeled in her face by a biologically male opponent.
Protecting female athletes from this type of danger is why my office fought the
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He seems like a nice guy but if you see that jewel flash, Nick Cannon is about to throw a jab flurry.
Block them, then counter.
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So did the 40 members of the Arkansas National Guard that got sent to the southern border come back early, or are still they down there while desperately needed in the Natural State?
They were supposed to be there through May 30.
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The Arkansas Legislature had a chance to ensure through law that our teachers would get paid substantially more. There’s plenty of money to do so.
Instead, they cut taxes that will disproportionally benefit the wealthy.
Then tried to buy the rest of us off with $150.
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Today I found out that Coy’s Steakhouse is returning, and I don’t care how far I go in this life, I will never, ever feel as fancy as the first time I sat before that white tablecloth and pulled a warmed saltine cracker from a silver sleeve and slathered it with butter.
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We are here because he told us we were going. Because he put it on his calendar two weeks ago. Because there is nothing more important.
Because enough is enough.
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Today I learned from my son that Green Day has a song called "One for the Razorbacks" written about a girl from Arkansas who wants to believe in dreams coming true but has been hurt too many times before, and you cannot be any more on brand.
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Hogs win, Texas loses, Georgians elect a compassionate and charismatic faith leader over one of the worst senatorial candidates in modern political history by the slimmest of margins.
As Tuesdays go, mark it a 10, Smokey.
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@CharlesCass2
I honestly had no idea he was neurodivergent, and even if I knew, I can't imagine thinking that had anything to do with his response.
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Teachers needed pay raises last year and everyone knew it, and what's more, just about everyone agreed on it. But the teachers were told to wait for 2023. To wait for Sarah Sanders.
Here we are, and what are we talking about? School choice. Bathroom bills. CRT. Funding cuts.
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good time to remember that past is prologue.
Sarah Sanders has lied for years about many things large and small. Big lies. Little lies. Lots of lies.
If she lies simply to make enemies look bad, OF COURSE she'll lie to enrich herself. And OF COURSE she'll lie to save herself.
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Super weird that Sarah Sanders goes on tv to say that the President doesn't love America because he's "trying to destroy it" when she was thanking him for assistance after Arkansans were met with real life destruction instead of the made up tv interview kind.
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Arkansas governor doesn’t like a legal ruling that follows the constitution, blames it on the judicial body from whence it came, and vows to NOT let that happen.
Gee, where have we seen that before? If she doesn’t win appeal, what’s the next step? Calling in the National Guard?
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The Arkansas Lege could've done this. Free school lunch for all. It's great.
Instead, they proposed...
A) ability to call themselves into session ($ for them)
B) limiting the voice of voters in direct democracy (power for them)
C) "protecting religious freedom" (ego for them)
Colorado voters have approved a ballot measure to provide free meals for all public school students.
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@edsbs
There is rural, and there is getting excited about going to a town with a fast food option you didn’t have rural.
My pops knew where every Wendy’s SuperBar and KFC Buffet in Arkansas was located.
The McDonald’s in Hope also had steak biscuits, which elevated theirs above ours.
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If you are an Arkansan whose vote for Chris Jones *FOR REASONS* is your first ever for a Democrat, or first in a long time, just know that whatever happens today, he’s not a unicorn.
So many people love him because he speaks for so many of us. There are SO MANY OF US.
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I am so tired of seeing the phrase “this senseless act”
Of course gun violence is senseless.
So is cancer. Car crashes. House fires.
That’s why we keep researching cancer. Keep trying to make cars, roads, and houses safer.
But all we’ve got for guns is prayer?
Fuck off.
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Put the Slobber Hog on the court, and name it after Coach Richardson. Like, this season.
This team embodies the tenacity of both his teams and that logo.
I swear to you, the ROI would be massive.
Congrats
@RazorbackMBB
, great win! Incredible atmosphere in BWA today, way to bring it Razorback nation!
#WPS
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So, conceivably… theoretically… possibly.. the urgency to get payment for the lectern on FY23 had nothing to do with the state.
It was because Beckett needed to pay their credit card bill, which included flights/lodging/attractions for a trip to Paris with their friend Sarah.
If anyone is having trouble putting 2 plus 2 together with $19,029.25 on the week of June 18th in Paris, please step up to the podium.
#arpx
#PodiumGate
#SHSEuropeanVacation
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