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The waiter came back with 6 martinis.
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I’m so very not exhausted either.
Anyone else?
I’m part of the resistance. I’m not exhausted. But I am exasperated by the New York Times’ story choices.
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@oneunderscore__
I’ve yet to see ANY legit or big brand name ad on here in the midst of the dozens of weird ads I see and block here every day.
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@Angry_Staffer
Just here to say that I gave you a hard time for a few years. I was/am strongly opinionated, and I had a point. You probably never noticed me 😅 but you didn’t block me.
Now I follow and retweet you and value your pov.
Just want to say I’m sorry if you ever felt I was rude.
✌️
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@travisakers
Yep.
"A Military Times-Syracuse University poll this summer found that former Vice President Joe Biden had a four-point lead over President Donald Trump among surveyed military troops, typically considered a demographic that skews Republican."
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They are all laughing at trump. All the beautiful people, in one fancy place, at one exclusive event, mocking and laughing.
He can’t handle this.
He deserves it.
#PastYourJailTime
Jimmy Kimmel responds to Trump “Isn’t it past your jail time?”
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Gilroy.
A lovely family food festival.
3 dead.12 injured.
"White man in camo in his early to mid-30s firing a rifle that was able to shoot three to four shots a second."
But yeah, let's make up scary stories about immigrants and "antifa" and women politicians.
#fuckGOP
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Hey
@nytimes
this doesn’t sound very “exhausted” does it?
MSNBC: President Biden's reelection campaign just announced it raised $42 million last month. Joe Biden has raised the highest total of any Democratic presidential candidate in history
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@JessPected
I once went on a date with a guy who quickly asked me on another date. I said, No thank you. He got angry, threw a fit, said he’d never speak to me again, & exactly 3 weeks later he called to leave a msg that he got married.
He got married to get even with me for saying “No.” 😂
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@marceelias
My pandemic to-do list:
- learn Spanish
- read this pile of books
- do yoga
- Marie Kondo this place
What I actually did:
- check Marc Elias tweets all day
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I hate everything right in this moment.
It is with a heavy heart that we announce our whooping crane chick, released to the wild in November 2023, was found deceased with a fatal gunshot wound on January 9 near Mamou, Louisiana.
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@HopelessLiberal
I'm thinking he couldn't pronounce "anonymous" because (a) big words are hard for him, and (b) speech starts becoming increasingly difficult with dementia, and (c) it triggered him because of the op ed being signed by "Anonymous"
#Anonymous
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We did this. 💙🇺🇸💪🏼
Bye bye Ronna 👋 NBC dropping paid contributor and coup planner from all their networks. (Puck News)
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I'm not over it.
I was watching, horrified, as I posted this 1/6/21.
I'm even more horrified today.
#NotOverJan6
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@CheriJacobus
The New York City police and the city’s medical examiner are now investigating her death.
She was found dead at the bottom of her stairs.
Nothing to see here folks, move along.
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@JoshuaPotash
There's something very on brand about trump sending men with no accountability to bully, hurt, and push women around.
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@HopelessLiberal
@joshtpm
Option (d) yes!
But having seen an elderly relative in stages of dementia, the way he talks and has trouble with words, repeats himself, etc., is very familiar. To me, he clearly has an unhealthy brain issue.
#Unfit
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@MuellerSheWrote
And in 2020 Michigan Republican
Primary trump got 93.7% of the vote.
Now, in 2024, he only got 67.3% of the vote.
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@ZachHuckerby
@suannelqr
It’s very simple.
1. Women: Our bodies, our decisions.
2. Men: If you are the kind of dude who doesn’t want the responsibility of children, then you need to keep your sperm far away from women.
Now stop whining.
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@modmothernature
You don’t even know why this is humiliating to you, which makes it sadder/funnier.
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I know I know I know.
In the last few years I kept breaking up but then I kept going back.
Tonight I decided I'm done for good. It's over,
@nytimes
.
Shame on you.
#CancelTheNewYorkTimes
#NewYorkTimes
is dead to me.
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@DoomScroling
Also.
If I want to be flagrantly irresponsible and do none of those things and go get abortions whenever I get pregnant, that’s my fucking right and it’s no one else’s business.
They use that “argument” to demean and try to control women.
My body.
My choices.
My rights.
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@IvankaTrumpHQ
What's a good gift for a dad who's heading to prison soon? Asking for a friend...
#ComeyWeek
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@MSNBC
@KatyTurNBC
If Katy Tur is on, I immediately change the channel. She’s the worst. (And I’m a regular MSNBC watcher.)
Please remove her.
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@MuellerSheWrote
His life sucks.
Mine doesn’t.
April 22: Sleep in
April 23: Hair appointment
April 24: Lunch plans
April 25: Farmers’ market
April 26: Whatever I want
Tip: Be a good person.
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@MuellerSheWrote
12. America is on the verge of WW3
13. "I took a bullet for you"
14. "I'm the best president ever"
15. Harris is a Marxist
16. "I'm better looking than Kamala Harris"
17. Windmills cause cancer
18. "Just stay calm. It will go away" 3/10/2020
19. "I've never met this woman"
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@antifaoperative
It feels wrong to red-heart “like” this but I do because this atrocity, and all the other horrific acts of these white male fake-Christian republican maga rapists and pedophiles, need to be amplified.
They all need to be stopped, caught, locked up, condemned.
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@oliverdarcy
Airing a show designed to mock and laugh at rape victims is what the world saw last night on your network, among other vile things.
CNN will not come back from this. Nor should they.
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GOP:
PeOpLe Can’T AffoRD AnyThINg UnDer BiDen
Also
@GOP
:
Hurry! Buy these cartoon cards of our mighty hero trump, only $99 !
#GOPClownShow
#Maga
#MajorAnnouncement
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@kpopnquarantine
@thescottbarber
@accord2andrea
@SlowToWrite
Someone needs to go check on that baby.
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@mendezdj65
@jerrypemberton
@stingray763
@maralagoing
@twiztwit
@neve_dog
@DougJBalloon
At this rate twitter will soon just fade into Bolivian.
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@DoomScroling
Men try to compensate for their low self-worth and lazy lack of character, not by being better people, but by inventing some undeserved made-up entitled "men are superior to women" special status.
🙄
And they wonder why they're lonely and we prefer cats.
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@PABHarp
@Jambreman
Like your Christian bakeries not selling cakes to certain people because you don’t approve of who they love? That kind of bias??
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@marceelias
I’ll be so glad when she’s gone,
said 81 million Americans.
Thank you for all you do for our country, M. Elias!
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@jkbjournalist
Great investigative journalism. Thank you!
And this: "the fact that the police had evidence of Maxwell’s involvement raises new questions about why the FBI and U.S. Attorney’s Office in South Florida failed to pursue sex trafficking charges against Epstein, Maxwell and others."
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Why is the
@GOP
pro-rape?
Nikki Haley just told Kristen Welker she thinks Donald Trump sexually assaulting a woman isn’t disqualifying.
@NikkiHaley
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@ABC
I had it in February. I've been at home ever since. This is so difficult.
I completely blame trump. His self-serving decisions are killing Americans, destroying the economy, and attempting a dictatorship coup. And the GOP goes along.
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@AynRandPaulRyan
In 2017 & 2018 the "proud boys" came to Berkeley to disrupt our community. A group of them coordinated a plan to dress in black and pose as Antifa to create violence. I saw them getting ready in a park down the street. The media fell for it and blamed "antifa."
Same plan for DC.
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@TheRealHoarse
This week at a medical appointment, the kind but unfiltered mammogram technician actually said,
“I’m not going to say it’s cancer. But the radiologist said we need more images.”
After more images, we learned:
It isn’t cancer.
Phew!
😅
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@ThatEricAlper
@smc429
Not sure if I’d say funniest of all time but this whole scene is on my list
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@LoneStarLeft
@FlowerGirlBaker
You’re welcome, Governor Abbott.
~ from a California taxpayer
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@HopelessLiberal
@joshtpm
And option (e): Has anyone considered that this group of WH high level self-styled saviors of our country who are admittedly struggling to manage an out-of-control potus may surreptitiously have him on some kind of "calming" medications? That slurred speech, the body motions...
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@AshaRangappa_
Pro-tip:
If you’re going to lie and say you’re 6’ 3”, don’t get photographed next to someone who is actually 6’ 3”
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@gabrielsherman
@Susan_Hennessey
So you're saying Colonel Mustard killed Professor Plum in the Conservatory with a candlestick.
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@ZTPetrizzo
This should make it interesting, from today:
“A powerful winter storm front sweeping across the country is expected to turn into what forecasters call a "bomb cyclone" as it approaches the East Coast, bringing rain, strong winds and snow to the Virginia area.”
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@mmpadellan
“Weisselberg will not sign up as a cooperator, the person said, but he will testify at trial – if the case moves forward and the Trump Organization does not itself reach a plea agreement. The judge set the trial for October 24.” - CNN
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@RonFilipkowski
From earlier this year:
“FEMA releases additional $308 million for Oroville Dam spillways repairs and reconstruction”
So, the Vice Mayor will return that money and… hold a bake sale? 🤡
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@mancaman007
@doglovergirl07
@KamalaHarris
Sonograms for pregnancies were around almost 20 years before Roe v Wade.
The fetus does not develop in a woman’s stomach.
A fetus is not a baby.
Abortion is healthcare and is a woman’s choice.
You need to sit this one out, John.
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@RobAnderson2018
@laurenboebert
You should be arrested and expelled from Congress.
Correction:
You WILL be arrested and expelled from Congress.
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@jcice
@AbortionChat
You can make those rules, for you.
Me, if I get pregnant and it’s inconvenient, I’ll have an abortion.
My choice, for me.
Legal safe affordable abortions must be available to any pregnant person who wants one. For any reason.
Their body, their choice.
No one else’s business.
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@WalshFreedom
@JamesCarville
Not equivalent, Joe.
Carville is a citizen, not POTUS or an elected representative.
I see how badly you want to both-sides the parties but it’s just not reality.
And btw, the GOP is, by their own choice and behavior, the white trash party.
And worse: traitors to democracy.
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@patriottakes
Well, I thought the “revolution” was supposed to start when he lost the election last year, but ok.
Or 1/6, but ok.
Or when the FBI executed a search warrant yesterday, but ok.
Ok then, we’ll just go with “at some point in the future”
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This is a good time to remember that 5 days ago House Republicans approved legislation that would slash nearly 40 percent of the budget for the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA).
#VoteBlueToStopTheStupid
BREAKING NEWS: There has been a devastating chemical explosion 60 miles north of Houston.
The Sound Resource Solutions makes solvents for glue and paint remover and the building is said to house chemicals known to have “acute toxins, carcinogenicity, and reproductive toxicity.”
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@PABHarp
@Jambreman
Like not rescuing a mom and her children from drowning because of the color of their skin? That’s your kind of maga Christian bias?
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@RVAwonk
@sarahkendzior
Frankly, I'm assuming that any noise that comes from the trump world right now is an attempt to divert our attention from
#ComeyWeek
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@RadioFreeTom
No.
The couch jokes are code, a way to highlight how degenerate and creepy Vance actually is without having to name-call.
It wouldn’t bother them so much if it wasn’t totally plausible for that weird creep.
Calling out his very real creep factor is the point.
It’s brilliant.
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@patriottakes
Well, I googled it so basically I’m like a doctor:
“foaming at the mouth is sometimes a symptom of stroke”
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@natsechobbyist
Nancy Pelosi won nine consecutive leadership elections on the first ballot.
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@MuellerSheWrote
Just awful! I’m so sorry you went through that and now have to deal with the trolls.
You must be doing something very right, though, for them to go to such lengths.
Keep it up.
And take care.
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@mhdksafa
Makes me smile and think of this:
Just got called a “sheep” for wearing my mask in the elevator with a group of guys! I replied as I remove my mask! “Finally a group of guys that doesn’t mind me taking my mask off while having Covid”. Shit got really quiet!
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