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im tara !! meltdown/tmi priv for mutuals @wiremxther i love to post and to joke around mdni 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸

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@femaleguy2
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just a quick “about me” for the new followers :)
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@femaleguy2
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shoutout to the army recruiter who called me when i was 17 to join the army and when i said i couldnt because men yelling at me and making me call them sir made me horny he said "that's fine??? wouldnt that mean you want to join MORE????" i think about him all the time
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(drake rapping in 2025) hey kendrick it's been a while. first of all it's "ephebophile"
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i like to think he wanted me to join because he wanted to make me blush
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@femaleguy2
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we did it… we finally did it…..
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Mr PK 😬
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@femaleguy2 ░P░E░N░I░S░ ░I░N░ ░B░I░O░
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to clarify this sounds like i would have joined had i not been a huge fag and we love to joke around here but please understand that it has always been (and will always be) fuck the united states military and our nation's open support of this genocide, free palestine.
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just got added to the drake ghost writing team
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*kendrick lamar voice* Dear Aubrey, CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑
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@JoeyxRoss man i didnt even think about this honestly i just have daddy issues ?????? fucked up
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@SpicyCammy shut up ugly
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this blew up, check out Drake’s home page
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@euronatiii shut up you idiot
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@CoraIsAGoddess 😵‍💫😵‍💫
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if anyone needs me i’ll be hanging out by the no loads refused frog
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trash can needs to CHILLLLLLL
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smoking that shit that made soulja boy tell ‘em
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how is she gonna hawk tua if you can’t even tawk tua
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@femaleguy2
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if you’re bored you can google a park in the city someone lives in and tell them to meet you there and then they dedicate their friday night to it lmaoooooo
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supportive appalachian parent helping their doomer trans daughter through an “it’s so over” spiral: awww hell, cmon nah it’s Ethel Cain, not Ethel Caint. gon gitcher esterjen we gon do this as a family
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@jbromovies @ZwafflezV6 this evokes the same sense of dread as the Ass to Ass scene in requiem for a dream imo
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@sabatonfan69 @billyumson hey i hope you dance bro, i really do
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@femaleguy2
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lgbt you call them slurs vs lgbt when you call them “folx”
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@femaleguy2
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this is the “for sale: baby shoes, never worn” of our generation
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@starfirey333 @JoeyxRoss keep going i’m close
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the people saying this is fake are so funny like if you don’t think a 17 year old playing halo 3 would say “haha i’m too gay and horny” to a recruiter or that the recruiter who’s heard p much everything just that day wouldn’t try to out-gay-joke me idk what to tell you
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the default emotion on this planet is love
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Swan couple reunited after one went to a treatment centre for some time
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vibrator stopped working
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@boygirlwife thank you so much it's an honor to share my art with the world
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5 months
we were all wrong
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if someone just messages you "spark?" what does that mean
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idc about this post but she’s maybe the hottest woman to ever live
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Grim reaper watching the past week of US politics
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i took an edible an hour ago and i ve been staring at him crying for an hour ago
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@motsproducts
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Who has that tweet where it's Biden sundowning and someone says they set his vibrator on high
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you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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@SistaSeparatist no but like you have to understand that i take the W by virtue knowing you have nothing better to do than sit in a park waiting for a fight like you’re in high school??? ma’am you are like 50????
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i have not needed a knife to eat a meal in at least 15 years, maybe longer. all i’ve ever needed was the side of my fork and a warrior’s spirit.
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they don’t tell you this but if you take enough adderall you can cast Thaumaturgy at will
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🙏🏻
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tired: we’re trying to have a baby wired: the cum man is doing huge cum shots into my pussy inspired: we are trying to summon a Meat elemental
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@gally420 i liked this before i read the rest of the tweet but it’s too late now
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they posted up in the cafeteria every single day in the last 3 months of school like is it your first day on earth?
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the little shrug like “haha oh no this is so gay haha nooooo omggg” and then the little dance with him sticking his ass out like you can tell this is who he wants to be deep in his heart
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This is how you shoot a pink Glock.
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everyone is being. so mean to my sweet boy he’s crying?
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@SYLVIBULLET thank you - im workshopping "this blew up check out x" replies as we speak
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@solisolsoli is this allowed?
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this is the most pick-me shit i’ve ever seen in my life
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@CarlBeijer people are saying lisa which is weird because she’s one of the smartest and most compassionate characters in the show, so there’s no way that would work
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call my dick “unethical video game monetization” the way i give her that micro trans action
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okay well which is it lindsay
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it was Lady Gaga the whole time???
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buddy they won’t even let me fuck the tunnel
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:)
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@taynextdoor
tay.
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it's the last month of the year, quote with your favorite pictures of yourself this year.
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pride month includes men who like clam chowder
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if anyone’s wondering how the locals are reacting to the first trans woman they’ve ever seen in their lives
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@Michell33650674
Michelle
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IF KAMALA WERE A WHITE MAN we'd all be on the same page. IF KAMALA WERE A WHITE MAN who'd care about Biden's age? IF KAMALA WERE A WHITE MAN we would all have Biden's back. IF KAMALA WERE A WHITE MAN but, no, she's female and black.
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i think everyone in the world should be legally required to wear bodysuits (the pawg uniform at minimum)
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if you mix liquid courage (a can of beer) with liquid cowardice (enough THC oil drops to make you really scared) you get a berserker buff
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george: she accused me of being a gooner, jerry!! jerry: what?? a gooner?? george: a gooner! me!! she thinks all i do all day is *THAT* for hours on end. jerry: no… george: i tell ya, i waste NO time!!! im like a master thief; im in, im out, nobody even knew i was there
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Ohio billionaire plans to take $20M sub to Titanic site to prove industry’s safer after OceanGate implosion
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this shit is so easy
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total cost of FFS for ya girl: 300 bucks
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the doctor says if i want to be hokage i have to look like a gay little nun or something every night for several months
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sponsorship that turns you into a pedophile
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Victory News Network (VNN)
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[CONFIRMED] The Subway sandwich chain has officially ended its sponsorship deal with controversial streamer Dr. Disrespect. An internal memo has instructed franchisees to immediately remove any signage depicting the streamer, and to remove his signature sandwich from all menus.
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kendrick lamar and drake look WAY different than i expected
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btw if you keep liking/replying and your vibe isnt like Porn Man or neet loser or conservative dad, i will follow you back eventually
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some of you need to stop worrying about who’s gonna match your freak and start worrying about who’s gonna match your 401k contributions
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@conzmoleman @billyumson can’t believe that small screwdriver is only $65
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we have adopted a very shy little sweetie and are waiting to get to know her better before we decide on a name :)
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going to the shelter today to see what little freaks are on the menu
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pussy so good i sound like im taking poison damage
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bro of course the post about being too faggy for the military goes viral im so cooked
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they’re displaying you on the Low Social Credit billboard bro
@adamcurtisbroll
Future Adam Curtis B-Roll
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A government billboard in China displays the faces and identification of individuals with low social credit, May 2023.
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“patti harrison pretending to be transphobic Sia posting on the canonically pansexaul nilla wafers account” appreciation post
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@SistaSeparatist literally the goofiest person i’ve interacted with in months lmao honestly this is so much fun thank you so much
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@clockybf THE SAME THJNG HAPPENED TO ME after i came out at work my boss let me know kinda what the team was already struggling with around my gender and someone asked him why my name used to be, but he only knew my deadname
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@GRUGCEL @PR0ZACPRlNCESS this is the single realest shit ive seen this calendar year
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this one’s for you, mr toriyama
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He didn’t like mindfreaks and I was fucking Criss Angel
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i hate you joe biden
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i don’t like this.
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@skiskimfff
ski!! says…..
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When I eat ass, I don't eat ass for you. I eat it for me. I eat it till I'm out of breath. I eat it until my jaw locks. I eat it until my mouth hurts. Shut the fuck up and bend over. l'Il tongue you into submission. Your hole is mine, whore.
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no fucking way i’m voting for this man
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@Megatron_ron
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BREAKING: 🇺🇸🇮🇱 Biden signs executive order, bypassing Congress, to immediately send extra ammunition to Israel
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